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Plis a-giva me your shed-jewel. -J

Pardon? --THE 11:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Schedule. Pour le porchain ans.
I subliminally concealed it in my userpage here (where I got an account to visit fonchezzz) --THE 19:20, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Hot shit, we've got half the day together: Millions of bugs!. At least I think... you werr kind enough not to mention any teachers --Polystyrene Man 15:00, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

A Tightly-Knotted Thank You

Bowtie2 Thank you for choosing the Bow tie
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.

Thanks buddy. Back to SS now ay? ;) --THINKER 05:45, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Sounds good to me. Shall we start in with "Behind the scenes with the Smiths"? What writing style are we goin' for with that? --THE 11:57, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
I was thinking it would be more like the original SS article and a script combined. It would have blocks of text that kind of act as segue into dialogue from the Smiths (like a normal behind the scenes documentary where the block text is acting as the narrator instead of NARRATOR). I've still got some work to do on the trailers and deleted scenes, but if you want to get that page up and running on your SS central hub thingie, that'd be cool by me. :D --THINKER 15:11, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
I think I'll wait for you to start out the Smiths one, just to make sure I get a good idea of what it is we're doin;. --THE 17:06, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Oh right, I forgot you wanted me to start that one. No problem. :) --THINKER 18:33, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

I'm done with the trailers now; let me know what you think of the last one ;) --THINKER 19:31, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

HA! Loved it! Thaddeus Arlington Ellis...has a ring to it, I gotta say :-D I added another one me self, though I'm afraid it's a tad sub-par. Also, perhaps we should consider making the movie titles part of each trailer smaller? --THE 21:05, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
A little bit smaller perhaps, but they still need to be big and bold like end cards. The new one is a tad iffy but its still pretty funny; just move it so that its not adjacent to Hustle and Tone (same director and all, hehe). --THINKER 21:58, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
A'ight. I'll probably work to improve the new one later on, or you can if you want. I like the semi-national poster btw :) --THE 21:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!! I thought it would be a cool addition for some Semi-National productions and the like :) --THINKER 22:14, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1 Drunk Olympics died again!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 *sob* well thanks for helping it out anyway...*sob*...let me know when the...*sob*...Smiths page is started....*sob* --THE 22:11, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
I cannot fuckin believe that shit man!! Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous. --THINKER 22:15, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
WHAT?!?! It's already dead!? How did that happen? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 23:17, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Natural selection. :( --THINKER 00:52, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, I replaced the slightly sub-par trailer with a new one, and I also added a new deleted scene. Let me know what ya think. --THE 16:51, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

The new trailer is hilarious!!! And I'm going to start digging in on the deleted scenes right now, after I type the period in this sentence. Okay, actually this sentence. Damn it! --THINKER 21:51, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Dude, I guess I really hadn't taken the time to check the deleted scenes out, but now that I have, DAMN!! They are really funny!!! My personal favorite so far is the avant garde animated dream sequence. CLASSIC! I edited up the intro, and I'll be focusing more attention on them now that the trailers are pretty much squared away (or at least done well enough to consider them complete as is; any new additions or alterations can happen as they may). Good stuff so far though man!! --THINKER 22:21, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Thanks :). I'm glad you liked the new trailer better than the old one too, I thought it was a much better replacement (that idea was one of the ones I abandoned, long ago. But it proved useful after all!) I'm goin' on another sabbatical, and will be back on Tuesday. I can work a little more on it tonight, and will definately be getting back to it when I get back. --THE 20:16, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Christ, you vacation more than the president!! Have fun ;) --THINKER 20:18, 3 August 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I like to exploit the summer break from preschool to the fullest extent. I'll be squishing in one more a little later this month, before class starts up again. I haven't even finished One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish yet!!!!1111 --THE 20:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?

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Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:08, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote


Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Fuzzy dice

Sir Roger 05:14, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Regarding My Ban

I don't have an eMail address so I talked to Famine on this account. I have written 2 good, non deletion UnNews articles. I also wrote that I would never even touch a voting page again if that's what he wished. Hopefully, things will go well. Thanks for your help!--Good days 15:45, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, good luck. The sock account might throw him off, but...since you have no e-mail, that might be acceptable in this circumstance. Just make sure he knows you're truly repentant and won't do that stuff again. The rest is up to him. Oh, and paying him might help also. --THE 16:47, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Maybe a few cookies along with milk would do? I won't do that stuff again. And it's written like I won't do it again. --Good days 17:01, 1 August 2007 (UTC)
Well, I see you're unbanned. Congragulations and I'm glad I could be of some assistance. --THE 00:01, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Ya rly

I must be thanking you for your vote in Writer of the Month. It's great to see another sterling writer vote for me, a mediocre-at-best one. So, with that self-deprecating thought in mind, accept my heartfelt thanks for this tremendous honor.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:09, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

You're quite welcome. And you certainly aren't mediocre, dude. Every single one of your articles is hilarious. You might not think so, but I think your award indicates otherwise :). --THE 00:11, 2 August 2007 (UTC)


Thanks again! -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 05:24, 6 August 2007 (UTC)

Sweet Christ!

THE/arkive thtree

I thank you humbly for the opportunity to impose myself upon the tiny box marked Today's featured article. My own little box in this dark corner of the interweb. My welcoming visage, greeting all who visit this cartoonish funhouse of crazy people. The depravity, flowing like gravy down the chin of a senator. This is my honor.

Much appreciated, you bastard.

Yours always,

(dictated but not read. Transcripted by your pal, THINKER 04:33, 8 August 2007 (UTC).)

I'm almost fully moved, so more to come on our slow-moving masterpiece. :) --THINKER 05:07, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay, sounds good. Congrats on the feature by the many does that make now? Twelve? :-D --THE 12:57, 9 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

HumVee The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, Aug 17, 2007

So here's the deal

The Thinker, Leoispotter and I have decided to start a metal band. We basically inducted you right away because you play drums and we know you. You didn't have much of a say in the matter, seeing as you weren't there. But I suppose we should give you the choice. Ask any of us for more details. -RAHB 06:12, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm game. As long as there are wild young groupies involved somewhere in the equation. --THE 18:07, 17 August 2007 (UTC)
Oh there will be indeed. -RAHB 23:31, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks For voting!(again)

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

Lumps2 The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:20, Aug 19, 2007


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:18, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:15, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

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-RAHB 03:31, 3 September 2007 (UTC)


Out in the wild, I think it belongs to you. It's almost like a second feature! Spang talk 09:18, 03 Sep 2007

Aha, nifty!!!! --THE 12:47, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

VFH thanks!

CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:47, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Rewrite Fever!

THE, you wrote "The rewrites you did before the official start of conservation week...did you rewrite them with the intention of having them be a part of your score, or did you just so happen to have done five rewrites that day?"

I don't really care if those five end up on my official score. It's connected to the rewrite drive thusly: liked the idea of a concerted effort to rewrite some of the worst articles, and I figured if I just started doing it then probably other people would too. So I just started. But it's better to leave them off my total, I think, now that the effort is underway and lots of people are at work on it. Gimme a sec and I'll remove them from my entry. Thanks for checking! ----OEJ 01:27, 6 September 2007 (UTC)


erm... it was only a kick, don't take it *too* seriously. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:21, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Too seriously? TOO SERIOUSLY??? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I OVERREACTED???????? /Me shoots Olipro with a bazooka. --THE 05:05, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

THE!! My partner in absurdity! I see you're quite busy on the CW rampage (which is really excellent by the way). I'm of course slacking greatly on SS, which I need to stop, immediately. Regardless, I'd like to thank you for your support on WotM. I appreciate it greatly. Now, when CW is over, you promise to continue writing funny articles?! ;) --THINKER 00:53, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Haha, congrats! Glad you won that award, you definitely deserved it. No trouble with SS, btw, we'll get there when we get there. No worries about post-CW articles, either, I've got a new idea in the works that I'll be doing fairly soon after the event is over. But for now, I've gotta be an example, as a co-starter of the event, so my rewrite massacre will likely continue (though I hope someone else does more than me, being the starter and the winner would likely be rather embarrassing). Anyway, congrats on winning WoTM, and I'm looking forward to getting back to the blatant insanity of SS. :) --THE 20:19, 10 September 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for being back, finally.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:55, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

And now, a Public Service Announcement

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Notes on the Project Chapter 88: The Rebirth

Alright, I edited two deleted scenes and added a new one. Check it out, lemme know what you think. Also, I made a few additions to the SS reference page (just linking and another menu idea). I struck the Trailers since we said those were done, now I just gotta do two more of the deleted scenes and then we can start on the Joe's doc. The ball = rolling once again! :) --THINKER 22:08, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeee-ah, I liked the new deleted scene, and edited it a tad (the usual secondary revisions). Perhaps Peter's pompousness could be maximized by having Alister actually refer to Bogdanovich in one of the deleted scenes? I was thinking of doing that earlier, but couldn't think of which scene it would fit inside, and didn't think the idea was worth creating an entire new scene. But perhaps, with a little tweaking, some Alister dialogue praising Boggy could be squished into one of the pre-existing scenes. And yeah, the trailers are finished for sure now, and will make a great place for whoring any future scripts that any of us come up with :-D. As for the menu idea of a "special features section" seems that everything on the menu is a special feature aside from the main film, so...would the main menu just have "Feature Film", "Scene Selection", and "Special Features", with all of these subpages linked from special features? --THE 19:11, 17 September 2007 (UTC)
Hey brotha man, just wanted to let you know that I believe I am officially finished with the long belabored Deleted Scenes!! Pop the champagne and order up the room service baybay!!
That done, I'm thinkin' that we can start in on the Smith's doc right after you sign off on my final changes of the Deleted Scenes. Take a look, lemme know what you think, and if its all good, put a slash though it! Onward, hayOOO! :D --THINKER 05:41, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
Weee-haaw! Yeah, good job finishing up the deleted scenes, they's perfect! I'm ready when you are to jump right in on the Smiths. We're on a roll! I still think (as mentioned in one of the previous 700 notes on the project discussions) that a "cast and crew bios" thing could be worked into the documentary, but if you still want to make a seperate DVD subpage with bios we can. Arright! ONWARD!!! --THE 19:36, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Great job!

A Top 3! I'd expect nothing less from the THE! Nicely written, hilariously hilarious.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:06, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Hahaha, thanks man :). I'll take a look at your unscript-in-progress later today, because I was too damn lazy to last time I was on IRC.. --THE 20:19, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the Booger King review

GoldenShower Rejoice, THE! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

--Sir Manforman CUN 22:22, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

No problem :) --THE 13:23, 22 September 2007 (UTC)


Let it be known that after months of absensehood, I have returned (at least for today) to post meaningless messages on your discussion page.

Also, I have a lot of homework tonight and Uncyclopedia has returned to my list of distractions. Please exit through the frontal lobe. Amen. --Polystyrene Man 23:28, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh, well indeed, one of uncyclopedia's greatest assets is its tendency to distract you from whatever you happen to be doing, whether it be doing homework, paying bills, running out of your house because it's on fire.... --THE 23:54, 24 September 2007 (UTC)


What was the name of that guy who did that thing? Please talk fast. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 22:29, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

He had a first name, and also a last name, unless I'm much mistaken. Does that help? --THE 19:18, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
No, you're an idiot. He had three thousand feet. Please break a neck, dammit. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:43, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
I didn't say that either! I have a feeling the Polystyrene Man is behind this nonsense.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:40, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Kess Ka Say?

Qu'est-ce que s'est le devoir pour le classe de francais. S'il vous plait et merci. --Polystyrene Man 19:42, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

I was going to call you and ask you later tonight. SHIT!!!! --THE 19:43, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank yaw

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:47, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Many tanks

Especially for deleting my email address and thusly preventing much spam from amounting on the dinner table of my inbox.

I has me one question only: Anything special to graph of the aluminum? Hows be yous dealing with such? --Polystyrene Man 22:59, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

You don't have to graph that one, methinks. --THE 04:00, 3 October 2007 (UTC)
OK, and what be the deal of French and Chem? Maybe I should commence utilization of my planner. --Polystyrene Man 18:37, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a kazillions!!

Cake slice A mysterious stranger has awarded you a slice of cake!
The icing is extra-frosty!

Do you know how hard it's been for me to find an picture of a little girl crying? I've searched Google images until I want to cry. That image you've supplied me was not only great, but hilarious!! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:09, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Haha, no problem man! I'd used it on the Paul Bunyan article, and figured it would fit in well with yours. Glad I could be of service! --THE 20:21, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:08, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem. Congratulations! :) --THE 21:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)


I need to talk to you in real time, ASAP. It is important. --THINKER 08:15, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you THE

When you get back, notice that I've filled out the first paragraph.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:47, 8 October 2007 (UTC)


Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:58, Oct 12

HowTo:Get out of Jail

Thanks for your recent additions to my article - much appreciated

Newcookie Manforman has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
--Sir Manforman CUN 00:29, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem! I'm glad you didn't object to my randomly chipping in... --THE 03:28, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Yah, it's on VFH based on it's [[Talk:HowTo:Get out of Jail|positive pee review]], will you vote for?--Sir Manforman CUN 22:07, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
A-yuh, voted! :) --THE 23:17, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

There once was a THE...

and he voted for one of my articles on VFH. Happy ending!

Osama The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:23, Oct 17


Ak47 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:14, Oct 19

Thank you

Busta Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:21, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

You is welkum!!! --THE 00:18, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

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