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edit Thankies

Thank you for your Very First Person award :-)

Jacaranda 07:52, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Another Article Challenge?

You remember that thing we did last time? I did Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times and you did Why?:Are there voices coming from the closet?, and we had a grand ol' time! Are you too busy to do it again?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (21:42)

Welkum back! I could definitely do it again, but I am rather busy at the moment. What with skool, in which I have a massive assignment due next week (that I naturally am not nearly close to finishing), and of course my ever-present cow-tipping duties, I might not be able to do it for a while. I won't be around this weekend. But next week sometime I might be able to do it, and if not during the week then definitely over the weekend. I'll start thinking of a wierd title for you. I'll also start thinking about how to spell "weird" properly. --THE 22:31, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
I haven't forgotten!   Le Cejak <Apr 02, 2008 [13:45]>
Nor have I. I had a busy week though. I could probably do it tomorrow afternoon, and if not tomorrow then definately the day after. --THE 22:32, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

Are you ready to go down, bi-atch?   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [21:15]>

You bet I am. HowTo:Sexually Stimulate an Ant. Also, as an added challenge, you must find some way to include this image: Image:Krabs.png. What shall I write? --THE 21:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, your article is: HowTo:Be a Loyal Employee, lemme find an appropriate image for you...   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [21:19]>
Added bonus: find a use for THIS image: image:CURSES.gif
Okay, IT'S ON!!! One hour. Good luck. --THE 21:21, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

contest ends @ 22:21, then?   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [21:24]>

Yep, sounds good. --THE 21:27, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
DONE! My last edit was at exactly 22:21. WHOA!!! Now I shall read your article and view the results of our second contest. I think mine is better than the one I wrote the first time. This was a good contest. --THE 22:22, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
DONE-IROO! Yes, my last edit was 22:21! This was tough, and I wonder how well I did. Your article is huge! Must see!   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:24]>
Just finished reading yours. Way cool. Eight thumbs up (two from me, six from the ant). And yeah, mine is really long, I'm kind of suprised I wrote that much. It was a good title. It inspired me. --THE 22:29, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
I wanted to give you an easier task- a more normal article to write. I like how it gets crazier as it goes on! I'll have to read it more in-depth, but from what I can see, very good! ...so who won?   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:33]>
Uhm. Perhaps we should start a forum and people can vote? Or perhaps we should just flip a coin? --THE 22:34, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
/me flips coin call it.   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:35]>
TAILS! --THE 22:37, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
We'll call it a draw. :)   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:39]>
Damn, it landed on its side, didn't it? So inconvenient! :) --THE 22:44, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Post-Game Commentary

I thought THE's topic was a little bit on the weird side, just like how Cajek wants it. But when it came to writing... Cajek couldn't think of anything! Is that why he added the dialogue between the ants?   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:40]>
/sips a questionable beverage Yes, writer's block can be a difficult thing, especially under a time constraint. However, upon THE's reading of Cajek's article, he found the dialogue rather amusing, and didn't notice that Cajek had been unable to think of anything. THE experienced the same difficulty in thinking of ideas the first time around, with the closet article. --THE 22:44, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
/me sips the same questionable beverage, whilst wearing a smoking jacket I was interrupted twice while writing! First to take my sister to a dental appointment, and second because some religious nut was knocking on my door!   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:46]>
/me keels over in a strange convulsion, likely related to the questionable beverage Should have told the religious nut you were writing a story about sexing ants. He'd be gone in a flash. --THE 22:49, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
/me throws up a little bit in me's mouth I had to hide from him... of course I didn't answer the door!   Le Cejak <Apr 08, 2008 [22:51]>
:00 - :15. "Oh my god, what a crazy topic! How am I going to do this? I guess I'll write it from the perspective of an ant keeper."
:15 - :30. [took sister to dental appointment]
:30 - :45. "How do humans get turned on? I'll make it so that the ants can talk"
:45 - 1:00. "Hmmm, I want way more ant-talk."
/me makes strange gurgling noise yeah, hiding from him was a good call. He'd have had you occupied for at least half an hour. He'd probably handcuff himself to you until you threw aside whatever unimportant religion you previously held and converted to his far superior one. --THE 22:55, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

edit New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to THE
dctrskull1990 [01:49 AM]: hey
dctrskull1990 [01:49 AM]: so uh
dctrskull1990 [01:49 AM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article
dctrskull1990 [01:50 AM]: heh
dctrskull1990 [01:50 AM]: your probably wondering who i am
dctrskull1990 [01:50 AM]: i'm the guy that wrote it
dctrskull1990 [01:50 AM]: srsly i'm not shitting you
dctrskull1990 [01:50 AM]: anyway
dctrskull1990 [01:51 AM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once
dctrskull1990 [01:51 AM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all
dctrskull1990 [01:51 AM]: but its kind of like an honor you know
dctrskull1990 [01:51 AM]: being on my buddy list
dctrskull1990 [01:52 AM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia
dctrskull1990 [01:52 AM]: partially thanks to you!
dctrskull1990 [01:52 AM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is
dctrskull1990 [01:52 AM]: thx
dctrskull1990 [01:54 AM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now
dctrskull1990 [01:54 AM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time
dctrskull1990 [01:54 AM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything
dctrskull1990 [01:55 AM]: but lets just get this settled
dctrskull1990 [01:55 AM]: like for peace of mind
dctrskull1990 [01:55 AM]: you dont sell drugs do you
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edit Oh snap, dumb idea by Kajeck

Hey THE, instead of writing original articles for our next contest, how about writing a parody of an article chosen by the other person in an hour? Like, we could choose articles that we've gotten featured or something, maybe... (I got the idea while watching your edits to the kill homeless people page, and I thought, "What if I did a parody of it called Why?:Shoot Homeless Seagulls?") I dunno, just a thought.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:41]>

That does sound kind of interesting, actually. A parody, or perhaps a spin-off of sorts? Yeah, I think that could work, though the chances of epic failure might increase a bit, as it sounds like it'd be more difficult to write. Sounds pretty intriguing though, nonetheless. What do you think of the new sektion in the homeless people page? --THE 20:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
I have time today, if you want to try it.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:50]>
I don't think I'll be able to today. I have to leave pretty soon and I don't want to get screwed in the middle of writing an article. How's tomorrow @ 5:30 again? --THE 20:55, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Sounds good, ol' buddy ol' pal!   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:56]>
At 5:30 your time (2:30 my time), someone will name an article they have written. However, you can't say what the parody will be about or how to parody the article. Sound good?   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:18]>
Yup, sounds good. --THE 21:21, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Maybe we should say what the articles will be right now to give ourselves some time to think?   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:25]>
Yeah, good idea. Uhhh...you go first? :) --THE 21:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, fine then! I'm very interested in how you would parody my magnum opus. You can decide on what you'll give me tomorrow.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:34]>
I can give it to you now if you like. No sexual innuendo intended. That would give you time to read it if you haven't. --THE 21:39, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Definitely!   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:41]>
HowTo:Turn Your Computer On. An old one. A very old one, with plenty of potential for weird parodies. This should be fascinating. --THE 21:43, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh man, that just screams parody! I hope I can come up with something better than that...   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:47]>

edit Why?:Shoot homeless people?

Definitely the new section boosts your score from 36.8 to, say, 37.8. A few more sections and I'll VFH it for ya.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:50]>

Shweet. I'm in the midst of adding another section as we speak. --THE 20:55, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Personally, I liked the resteraunt (sp) idea, but it's your article.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [20:56]>
Yeah, that was a good idea, come to think of it. Perhaps I'll use it instead of the dog food section. Or maybe I could blend them both together. --THE 21:12, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
I get it! BLEND! Have the dog food commercial be at the end with absolutely no explanation, and I'll nom it for you (currently, I give this a 39 or so).   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:18]>
Oops, I didn't see this message until after I wrote the section already. Oh well, I'll put an advertisement for Hobo Phlegm Facial Cream or something, just to maximize the shock factor. Heh. --THE 21:21, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
If it were me, which it isn't, I would just have a dog food commercial at the VERY end that doesn't mention hobos at all to maximize the shock factor. But that's if this were my article.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:25]>
I added a dog food advertisement template thing. You can editize it if you like. --THE 21:32, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
I'll edit it a little and nom it after, I suppose.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:34]>
Okay. Also, we are talking in two sections of my talk page simultaneously, which is confusing the hell out of me. --THE 21:39, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
I'll nom it when you're ready. Also, that two sections thing? Optical illusion caused by... DUMBNESS :O   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:41]>
Damn! I suppose you can go ahead and OM NOM NOM NOM it. The only changes I have left ot make to it are linkifying it a bit more and perhaps adding another image. --THE 21:43, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
I'll nom om om om it tomorrow. I'll give you some time to spruce it up.   Le Cejak <Apr 13, 2008 [21:46]>

edit Heading

Oh hai! You has a drumset?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:02, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I have reason to believe so. Also, are you the real Leoispotter, or are you Polystyrene Man hijacking Leoispotter's account? Or are you perhaps an alien being? --THE 19:48, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Dost you have a dump set?

That actually was Dano, as promises are true. We were talking about forming a psychedelic rock band and want a drummer with a dump set. The sound of craps onstage really bring out the acidic sound of psychedelic rock, so any old dump set will do.

Seriously, though: Yes. Please answer.

Also, you no longer need a facebook account to hear the wonderful melodies of elephants eating lard in butter rooms: [1]

--Polystyrene Man 21:28, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

I does have one. I can't really drum very well though. Also, are you going to see Ryan & so forth tonight @ the pubic biblioteque? --THE 17:33, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
You should probably consider practicing your ass off. What time is Ryan's thing? 7, right? --Polystyrene Man 21:40, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Madame On NEil said 6:30, but he said 7. I'll probably go around 6:45. --THE 21:42, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
Right-O, I'll probably be there. --Polystyrene Man 17:46, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

edit Before you call your lawyer...

Heinous Dan Movie Poster

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

~ Tophatsig 17/04/2008 @ 03:06

edit I has 'nother quest shun

Did you ever get a hold of those tickets?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:22, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

Also, my mother installed a ridiculous blocking system on my computer and for some reason it blocks your userpage. Did you add hardcore porn to it or something? If so, do tell.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 21:26, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
I did get a hold of a ticket of some sort, yes. It's a rather oddly formatted ticket though. Oh well. As long as it gets me in. And my random link of the month links to an image of several "cow fetish" sex toys (with udders!). That's probably the issue. HAHAHAHAHA! --THE 01:08, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Ah, that would make sense. I also have a third question- were we supposed to do anything for MUN over vacation?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 11:30, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Both position papers are due Monday :O. I haven't started either of mine as of yet. You should talk to Jay, since he's doing the same country as you and the same topics apparently. Also when you said "I have a third question" I'm presuming you MEANT to say "I has a turd quess shun"? --THE 11:35, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
Eh....what the hell's a position paper??-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:46, 26 April 2008 (UTC)
You write a one page or so paper where you write your country's opinion on a given topic. The topics are in e-mails she sent us. She also gave us descriptions of how to write position papers, but you missed those meetings. If you delve into your e-mail you should be able to find your topics, and J can most certainly assist you since he's doing the exact same ones. --THE 00:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

edit UUUUUUUUUUUUU

("AAAAAAAAAAAAA" in Swedish)

I got all the data and everything, prepared to make my lab report and suddenly realized I have NO IDEA what the lab was even about. If you could give the title of the lab and a plusbrief description, that might jog my memory (I was intelligent enough not to risk bringing home my Kem Is Tree confidentiality binder) --Polystyrene Man 20:08, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

You caught me in the middle of starting my position paper. And by "Starting my position paper" I mean "Opening a word document and then screwing around on the internet."
The lab was "formula of a hydrate." It involved hydrates, which are salt compounds with inorganic water in them. In each hydrate, there's a "ratio" of sorts between the moles of salt in it and the moles of water. When you heat a hydrate, the water evaporates or something, leaving just the salt (this is called an anhydrous salt). In the first part of the lab, we were given the ratio (CuSo · 5H2O, meaning that for every mole of CuSo there's 5 moles of h2o.) and had to predict how much mass loss there would be when we heated the shit. For the second one, we heated a sample of MgSO4's hydrate. We had to use the amount of mass lost to calculate the ratio water to salt (which incidentally was MgSO4 · 7H2O. We got it right!).
Upon rereading what I just wrote, I realize it's a tad confusing. And by "A tad confusing" I mean "Completely incomprehensible." I can email you my equally incomprehensible lab report if you want, just don't copy it as there's a chance that Keller might notice. Also, I am highly compelled by Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, which I am listening to as I type. --THE 20:18, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Oi yes, very please send your report. I won't copy any of it, I just need to understand what the hell was going on in between our federal crimes. Also, Yoshimi is quite possibly the shit. You realize the sun doesn't go down, it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round. You should check out At War with the Mystics as well. And Transmissions from the Satellite Heart. And Clouds Taste Metallic. And The Soft Bulletin. Definitely The Soft Bulletin. I could go on... --Polystyrene Man 20:35, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Wow, they've made a lot of albums. I must admit I'm quite curious about this inpronouncable album that's apparently four disks that you have to play simultaneously to get the full effect. I am liking David Byrne's album thus far as well - "Jesus is big, Jesus is strong, Jesus'll kill you if you don't get along!" Hehhehe. Also, I shall send the e-mail in your general direction. --THE 21:05, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Aye, Ryan has Zaireeka. We need to all gather some time with CD players and listen to that. Got yer email btw (by the way) (using abbreviations, then spelling them out, defeating the purpose of the abbreviation. Then explaining my actions, which actually adds a lot more time than I... er, procrastinating). ty (Thank you) --64.185.129.238 21:46, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
np (no problem), MTFKLCKO?M__++^^mOKld (I'm actually not sure what that's an abbreviation for.) Also, we definitely need to have a Zaireeka fest. LOLZ (Laugh out loud...z...an exclamation of merriment) :D (jubilantly smiling face cleverly represented with punctuation to save the time of having to write out "I'm jubilantly smiling! ROFL [Rolling on floor laughing cuz {because} of a joke {this is getting quite confusing lol (laugh out loud)}]). --THE 22:02, 27 April 2008 (UTC)
Actually, lol stands for "lots of lemons." Anyways, danke very much for the lab. I was able to finish before 9:30, which is an all time record. And our reports look remarkably different, despite being exactly the same... LOL --Polystyrene Man 01:40, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

You voted Tony Visconti, so big thanks and hugs the feature means a lot to me:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:42, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome. --THE 22:02, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

edit thx

FurbyOnFire FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

edit Hey. FUCKHOLE.

You just finished five Pee Reviews. That means you could join PEEING as a Fresh Stain if you wanna. It'd be cool if you did, cuz that means like more work is getting done by good reviewers versus shitty ones. Doo it. Dooo itt. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:47 Apr 28

Do I just add my name as a fresh stain or do I have to do a request? --THE 23:50, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
just aaadd youuurrr naaammmee to freeesshhhh staaaiinnnn ...doooo iiiiitttt   Le Cejak <Apr 28, 2008 [23:52]>
5 good reviews = no need to request. Besides, I'm a Kidney, I can invite whomever I want so even if you just did one awesome review and I wanted you in right now I could do it. ...Doooooooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:54 Apr 28
Done! --THE 23:56, 28 April 2008 (UTC)
...doooooooooooo...er, nevermind. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:09 Apr 29

edit the thing! THE THING!

You ready yet?   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [22:27]>

Yes, I am now. Are you? --THE 22:37, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Yep. Remember, we end an hour after our first edit (creating the page). Your article is a parody of Red Light, and mine is a parody of HowTo:Turn Your Computer On? What else should we add? What other rules are there?   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [22:40]>
Shall we do any special rules this time? Since this time we're parodying each others' articles, it seems like the entire contest is a "special rule" already. If you have an idea for something to add though, we can do it. --THE 22:42, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Well, let's be sure it's a real parody, and not too far from the original article. Go! I guess?   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [22:44]>
I'm just starting my article with {{WIP}}{{SUBST:HowTo:Turn Your Computer On}}   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [22:46]>
GO! (also, CURSE these damn edit konflicts!) --THE 22:48, 29 April 2008 (UTC)


WELL, it looks like my time is up. My article is Brick Wall!. I was originally going to do one called "Bud Lite!" but I couldn't think of any way to write an article like that and parody the style of red light, since the only thing they had in common was the title. I think my final product is a little questionable, but I tried! --THE 23:49, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

DONE! User:Cajek/HowTo:Turn Your Computer On   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [23:51]> GOD DAMN EDIT CONFLICTS!
Let's read our articles, and then comment.   Le Cejak <Apr 29, 2008 [23:51]>
Just finished yours. I enjoyed it! I was kwite curious about what spin you'd put on it. The part about needing to marry them, your use of the term "terminatrix," the pictures, and especially the dialogue with Conner and the robot were quite hilarious. --THE 23:58, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Your article is pretty good too. It's more of a parody article than mine (funnier because I have read... and written Red Light). All the cussing and the car backing up ("What marvelous absurdity!") was pretty giggle-worthy.   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [0:01]>
Thank'ee! All in all, I'd say this another highly sucessful thing. I'd create a forum topic about it, but last time we did that it started an argument for some inexplicable reason :/ --THE 00:05, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm glad you liked my article! We should both challenge someone else to get some perspective. I've thought about challenging someone who doesn't write many articles to get them started. But yes, I am fairly happy with my article. Maybe I should've chosen an easier article for you so that it's not so esoteric a parody? I hoped you liked parodying RL!   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [0:08]>
Yeah, we should bring someone else in for a three-way THING sometime. And no worries about Red Light, parodying it was fun. I usually write in a very Wikipedia-esque formal style, so it was nice to break away from that and write something a tad more insane. Also, I haven't the faintest idea what "esoteric" means, and suspect you might have made it up. --THE 00:12, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Esoteric is too a word!   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [3:41]>
Forum:Article Wars: A New Hype

I made a forum topic anyways. A BHOP forum topic.   Le Cejak <Apr 30, 2008 [3:41]>

And so it begins... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:54, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting

Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. -RAHB 08:23, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

I'm too lazy to say "You're welcome," so I'll just say "you're welc." --THE 20:26, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

edit  ?Pedia

Hey THE, I wrote an article on Illogicopedia, and I asked for you to adopt me. Well? What are you waiting for? Help this poor noob!   Le Cejak <May 09, 2008 [12:42]>

Yeah, I just saw! Excellent to see you joined! Sorry it took so long, I've had a few exams lately so I couldn't go on the interweb as much. However, exams are now over so I can go online more, and have adopted you. Unnoficially, as I don't think there is an adoption policy on Illogicopedia. Also, that was the worst mispelling of "unofficially" I've ever typed. --THE 20:32, 9 May 2008 (UTC)

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edit Long-delayed thankings

Guyonfire Err...
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:49, May 12

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edit FUCK YEAH!

Genericband FUCK YEAH!

Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!

*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.

Thanks for the vote - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 19:03, May 15

edit Thanks for Vote

Ta for the vote;)--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:08, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

edit WHAT THE FUCK, MAN

Here I am, trying to be on wikibreak, and I see an edit summary that says "qu*******" in it. So I'm like, okay. That's weird. But I'm not going to let it bother me. So then I go back to looking at porn or whatever, but it's still bothering me. Finally, I'm forced to click the link to your talkpage, wait for it to load, click the little plussy sign, wait for the edit page to load, type this message, and ask you: What the heck is a qu*******?!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:42 May 20, 2008

Isn't it obvious, man? I can't just go and say it, "qu*******" isn't something you just come right out and say! --THE 01:45, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Can I have a hint? Please? Just one hint?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:47 May 20, 2008
A little one: I made it up in response to the vandal calling me a "son of a b****". Asking what "qu*******" means is such a ch********* thing to do. --THE 01:51, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh you're so annoying. I'll g**** your cat's sl***** w*****.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:52 May 20, 2008
You're such a V**************************************************!!! --THE 01:55, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
no u!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:56 May 20, 2008

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edit Pic

This needs moar THE. Care to oblige? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:21, Jun 16

Also: c-c-c-combo breaker! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:22, Jun 16
Yeah, I'll make one later today, or tomorrow depending on whether or not my internet connection decides to behave. Also, how dare you break the combo? Bastard. --THE 20:18, 16 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:00, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Was that a Good God, or just a God?

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Can you help me with this? Did I get it right or did I get it wrong???

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:43, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

It was a good "god," but also one that was kind of frightened. It was a specific response to the "munching" sentence which was hilarious but also kind of...AAAAAAAUUUUUUGH! I'd shorten the "da bears" section as it seemed to get bogged down a wee bit in there, but other than that I thought it was pretty funny. Bizarre, but funny. --THE 15:24, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:44, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/American_University_of_Mediocrity

OK, so... Did I do bad by writing a really patronising review of an article by someone far more experienced than I am? --Gladstone 09:01, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

No, not at all. You were honest about your impression of the article, which is what a good pee review is all about. They were good suggestions, and I plan to fix up more of the article as soon as I get the chance. Just because I've been on uncyclopedia for a long time doesn't mean all my articles are good...quite the contrary. Thanks for the review and the suggestions. --THE 18:48, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

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THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:08, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

edit And where have you been sunshine?

The letterbox was jammed full of post and you didn't cancel the milk. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I was in Washington DC collecting souvenirs (I brought a chisel and took home a piece of the Washington Monument, the White House, the Jefferson Memorial, a piece of George Bush's thigh, John Kerry's ear...). It's good to be back. The people get along better here than they do in Washington, and there's much more sex. --THE 21:03, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:46, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:56, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:28, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

edit TheNewYarkov

i don't know if you remember me, i did some crap articles ages ago. well I'm back hello again

edit TheNewYarkov

i don't know if you remember me, i did some crap articles ages ago. well I'm back hello again--TheGimpsSleeping 08:10, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

Yes, I remember you! I helped you with a couple articles! Welcome back! --THE 12:23, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

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