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Talk page virginity-removal

Sorry. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:12, Dec 17

Wha-? You bastard...she was so...PURE!!!! --THE 01:13, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Tired version of a flame war

Hey... hey you're... you know what you are...? You know what you are...?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:13)

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME??????!!!??!??!!??!?!!?!??!!??!!!!!???!!?!11?!12?! --THE 01:16, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Whoa! slow down there... slow down... yer gettin' rowdy... yer... yer gettin' rowdy...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:19)
Oh...has our flamewar been resolved, then? If so, then it's not officially over until I declare that it's over with impressive authority.
/me END!!!!!!!
There we go. Flamewar over, now, let us enjoy days of...flamepeace? --THE 01:21, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
I think I've got energy enough to say that yer bein' a little too rowdy.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:25)
Rowdy? Are you...criticizing the way with which I ended the flamewar? In that case, I think I shall have to declare a second and equally meaningful flamewar, to avenge myself. But first, I'd better get some fucking sleep. --THE 01:26, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
This second flamewar is nearly as rowdy as the first. I believe we should start it over again. You're going to sleep? Can I join you?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:28)
I tend to eat things when I'm sleeping--you know, bedsheets, lampshades, cats--and the last time somebody slept with me, they were gone when I woke up. And I was fat. --THE 01:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Uh, I'm very sorry about this, but that sounds pretty sexy. You've got me pretty flustered. I tend to pee in bed, is that okay?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:35)
Oh of course, that's fine. It should mix well with my drool. --THE 01:38, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh, yeah, I also tend to scream when I'm asleep. That cool?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:41)
That's nothing, I projectile vomit. Perhaps we should sell tickets. Or...on second thought...maybe you should sleep somewhere a little safer. Like the oven. --THE 01:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Maybe you should sleep... ON YOUR FACE.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:46)
I prefer to sleep on my armpit. Mind you, it is a bit of a difficult maneuver, but I usually pull it off with only minor injuries. --THE 02:12, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

A WARNING

Santaweb
ARE YOU PREPARED?

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN.
WE ADVISE YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.

TAKE HEED.
TAKE NOTICE.
TAKE COVER.


a friendly message from your local Santa Awareness Bureau.
How many of these Christmas templates are being handed out? Humbug! --THE 01:44, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
God damn! I have 9 on my talk page now! STOP!!!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 17 / 01:47)
Christmasbeerbottletree AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Here's another Christmas Template--Æ 01:56, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

GAAAAAAAAAA! --THE 02:12, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

One Of These

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Inspired by a certain someone who's so overwhelmed by these. I can give you more if you like. I have truckloads, and I'm sure there will be some left over after the initial distributions. In fact, here, take a few for the road:

Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB
Christmas tree HEY LOSER! Here's another semi-personalized (that's a lie) Merry Christmas template to add to the overwhelming pile you've got building up on your talk page right now. Have a Merry Christmas, or I'll come over there and make you have a Merry Christmas.
If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.

Yours truly, RAHB

Merry Whatever! -RAHB 03:41, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Aha, well, thanks...I now have enough Christmas-themed templates stored here, and in my arkive, to last me the next twelve years. Woooo! --THE 03:46, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Oh I wouldn't be so sure of that. You can never have too many generic red and green templates with half-sarcastic, christmas-related messages and a christmas tree! -RAHB 03:58, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
Agreed. And I'm sure I have some more coming to me from other users, so I have no fear of running out. --THE 04:20, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

SEX! I mean... jesus' birthday!.. (keep quiet about the sex)

I just wanted to wish yew a faggy christmas!
I mean... merry.
Have a... partially personalised christmas? And while ywr at it, have sexfun ^_^
Honest, I meant merry!

~Fag x FS
Fagchristmas

awesome

Bakedak You are presented with one (1) serving of delicious flaming
Baked Alaska in thanks for your vote for Alaska.
Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
oxygen tank at least 30 meters away.

enjoy! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:32, 18 December 2007 (UTC)


HI I LOVE YOU+!$#@#!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Muhduckmuhduck|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Muhduckmuhduck2 21:01, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Huzzah!!! Welkum back to the land from which you were exiled. --THE 22:51, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for your vote! --UnTalented 21:38, 19 December 2007 (UTC)

THE

I'm really concerned about the state of your state right now. Please help me write an article about -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 20:22, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD!!!!111 --THE 22:12, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
You'll never guess myyyyy password! ...Wait, why am I here?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 20 / 23:42)
You know, I'm not quite sure why you're here. I think you were headed to Poland, but you took a wrong turn someplace. --THE 23:48, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
no no no no no no I mean why are WE here?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 20 / 23:51)
Because we're not THERE. --THE 23:57, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
<awed silence!!!!!!>   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 20 / 23:59)

I propose a gentlemanly game of article writing

Okay THE, I proposed this idea to my adoptee brother, and I think it would be kinda cool. I have a crazy idea: We each have one hour to write a funny article on any topic that the other player says to. It starts at the first edit and ends one hour later. There's no prize, just the intensity of the sport of article writing! Whatdya say?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 20 / 23:49)

I certainly like the idea, yes. Oooh...it'll be MADNESS!!! I won't be able to do it tonight, and I probably won't be online tomorrow, but the day after tomorrow I'll be able to come on. In the meantime, I'll think of a topic to make you write on and make sure I've got my secret stash of comedy-enhancing drugs at the ready :). --THE 00:30, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
HA HA! YES! AWESOME! Post on my talk page when you're ready to announce your idea!!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 00:39)
Hmmm, maybe some rules? (1) You have to start the article 5 minutes after it's announced on THIS TOPIC ON THIS TALK PAGE (so that neither of us have much warning... you post MY topic on MY talk page, then?), and (2) it has to be either a Why? or HowTo article (so that the article can actually be finished in an hour, and so that there's some direction, and because that's more interesting). What do you think?   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 04:18)
Yeah, sounds good. I'll drop in your talk page tomorrow with my topic. --THE 11:54, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
I accept your challenge!! But here's the issue: This might end up being unfair for some users because they may not be able to write as well and there is no law that says they can't write an article just because some expert got it "better". The lowly noob deserves a shot and all users should be allowed to recieve a private pee by a judge before the final submit is due, so that they all come in with decent articles.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 02:52, 22 December 2007 (UTC)
lol, uh, I didn't challenge you! Wait until I challenge you again. This isn't a contest, it's just for fun, so it doesn't matter how good it is.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 22 / 13:51)
We could also add a rule where we have to use a designated picture in the article, no matter how random it is, and make it fit with the rest of it. That's a new idea I just had...   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 21 / 23:40)

User:Ljlego/America

I got off my ass and actually wrote something today. Let me know what you think.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:51, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... don't people normally sit down when they write articles?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:15, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Nothing about me is normal. Nothing except my bodily functions and makeup, plus most of my regular habits. I guess I am pretty normal. Oh well, I was speaking proverbially. Get your Maine friend to respond, punk.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:27, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
He writes articles standing while wearing make up, I guess.   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 17:10)
Pfft, who doesn't? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:31, Dec 23
I prefer to write articles while yodeling, but that's just me. I'll check out the America article shortly, Ljlego, once I've finished sorting through my irritatingly long watchlist. --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Sounds good to me. I mean, I'm listening to "Benny the Bouncer" by Emerson Lake and Palmer. I'm not on the good sounding music yet, so much is sounding good to me. My neighbor's an axe murderer, coincidentally, but the noise isn't so bad.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:54, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

yeah

yeah im kinda half back but not really... you got writer of the monthed!

Yeah, well I got nominated anyway :). Welkum back! --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Go ahead when you're ready, THE

I can't promise I'll be online much, but maybe try in the morning (USA west coast time)   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 04:14)

Yeah, I didn't get the chance to log back on yesterday, and I probably won't be on tomorrow or the day after, because I think they're vaguely associated with a winter holiday of some sort. But I'm on right now, as you can probably tell. Are you? --THE 19:32, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Yep!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 19:44)
Excellent! D'you have the time to do the KONTSEST????? --THE 19:47, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
AYE! And I think I've got your article title warmed up!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 19:48)
Excellent! I had an article title planned for you, but I seem to have forgotten it. No idea why. Perhaps it had something to do with hitting myself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times. Hey! There's a title. Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times. Oh, I am CRUEL! --THE 19:54, 23 December 2007 (UTC)
Here's your stupid thing: Why?:are there voices coming from the closet GO!   Le Cejak <-> (Dec 23 / 19:56)
My suggestion of Why?:Knot? will have to go to me, I suppose.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 23 December 2007 (UTC)

Tank you, tank you

I tank you for having a go at my rewrite of The Master of Love. Did the rewrite improve the content? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:25, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, the new version is much better (which is saying a lot. It's hard to top comedy like this: "Around 1645 B.C, The Master was Hospitalized after a Minja kicked him in the head with a Dolphin"). --THE 00:41, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Do you have the strength...

...to proof read Oprah Winfrey which I quickly rewrote. It was on VFD and for as much as I hate the woman (yeah, everybody didn't get a free car) the original article was so bad I felt compelled to help her. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:29, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'll take a look. *Puts on proofreading gloves*. *Bursts into flames* Dammit, those were my spontaneous combustion gloves! --THE 18:24, 31 December 2007 (UTC)

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!

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