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This is an ARCHIVED talk page. Please do not edit this, or I WILL kill you.

edit New Bit

Your talk page was clean and pure. Now it's filthy. Deal with it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:15, May 19

Also, you now have this award:
Deal with that as well. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:10, May 19
Why gracias. I appreciate your urinal and your filth. Sorry I haven't been on as much, I think I might have to just call it an official hiatus soz I can focus on school stuff. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:31 May 21

edit Rhonda

yes, I am a genius! Rhonda 19:54, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

A truism so undeniable it bears repeating. Thank you for bringing this to my talk page, the other peons who frequent it will undoubtedly find your gospel to be uplifting. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:31 May 21

edit UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:16, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

edit The word "dildo" 247 times

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Should I even give this a response? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:39 May 27
Yes! Respond, old SysRq, you know you want to! - [21:18 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
YOUR SIG!! Good, a distraction. What happened to your sig? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:22 May 27
I wanted a new one! And it turned out the old one had been cheating on me, anyway. (I may go back to that old one when I get tired of this one) - [21:30 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Eh, I went through a similar phase. People thought that sig was too depressing. But this one has gotten rather long. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:48 May 27
Your crying sig? But didn't you make a happy version of the crying sig? Why don't you use that? That one was awesome! - [21:54 27 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
It wasn't crying. It was Ignignokt. And the purple one was Err. Don't you Brits watch ATHF? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:59 May 27
No. And it was depressing. Don't you ever do that again, you're so much more cheerful than that. I know you are... *cuddles* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 05:49, 28 May
I'm very cheerful. And Ignignokt isn't sad. He's mischievous and hilarious and gets into all kinds of shenanigans. What's depressing about a good caper? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:42 May 28

edit I can't believe he said no

Atending urologist Hello SysRq, This was going to be a thanks for making Orian57 attending template but then some bum said no and i didn't get the title so basically i'd still like to thank you for the support. and maybe next time. or when RotM comes round.


This may not have been the best picture to use as the man in it stole kidneys for a living. That was Boomers reasoning not my grammer.

I think That's all. Have Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57 10:53, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Wait...you didn't make attending? That makes no sense. /me rushes off to PEEING ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:44 May 28

edit Its the thought that counts

I'd like to thank you for your vote for Kitty Porn to be highlighted. I have no fancy template to show my appreciation but after all its the thought that counts. If I can ever be of any service just let me know. Thanks again--- Cheapinitreal (talk) 22:22, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Service, huh? Sounds delicious. And it's a great article. I really like it. Although, usually we wait until the article gets featured before passing out the thank yous. Think of it like those douchebags at the Grammys who wait until they win to thank everyone. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:38 May 28

edit UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:01, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Jurassic park tyranosaurus rex

If it weren't for these blasted short front limbs...I'd getcha.

edit On UnBlog

Hey! SysRq, I noticed that you made a comment on my "UnBlog". Thanks! comments and feedback are always apreciated. Also, if you ever think something on it may be UnBook worthy let me know, either there or on my talk page. And do you like my new sig that looks nothing like Yettie's old one? oh and what do you think to the thing me and him are working on incidentally? Basically we're shooting for a place where people can do improvisational comedy, the idea comming from HV's talk page vandalism. Well anyway, thanks again.Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 21:40 29 May 2008

Hey, no problem. I really liked that piece, and I think with expansion it could make for one mighty decent UnBook. As for your UnProvise thing, I'll probably be getting involved with that when it's up. Or, you could let me know if there's anything I can do to help you guys speed up the process. I'd love to help, just say the word and I'm there. It seems like a great idea. We just gotta get Modus over there.
Oh yeah, and fuck your sig. It sucks. Majorly. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:45 May 29
Oh, that reminds me...don't read that link Orian just gave you. Ever. Please? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 29/05 22:21
Alright. I already did, but I'll go ahead and un-read it. Also, I'm a T-rex. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:24 May 29
Oh my god! He's a T-Rex! It's like Jurassic Park all over again! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 22:26 29 May 2008
It's okay, although I could eat you in two bites, I have these short stubby front appendages. It's difficult to even type; I have to lean forward and swing my torso from side to side, as I cannot make contact with the keyboard with both hands at the same time. What's really bad about being a T-rex is having such sensitive lizard parts. Please...be gentle with my lizard parts. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:35 May 29

edit Thankies

You helped me fixify that code snippet on my new project page. *sigh* I'm a bit wikirusty, and I'm at work, so I can't focus on uncyc... *bigger sigh* I could use a cuddle... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 00:40, 30 May

No problem kiddo. =D And I would offer to snuggle you, but as you may or may not be aware, I am a T-Rex now and have very short front limbs which are rather ill-suited for snuggles. My apologies. Also, ice cream. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:50 May 30
I tried that once and I lost an arm! Run! He'll eat you! oh I don't believe we've met, Luvvy, hello! Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 00:56 30 May 2008
Don't worry, my baby brother's an Allosaurus, and I've survived those. *hugs T-Rex* I also know your neck doesn't bend enough to allow for your teeth to grab me if I'm close enough... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:04, 30 May
That's true what they say about love. Love will find a way. I'll find a way to make this whole T-Rex thing work. And I just may get an article out of it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:35 May 30
Love? What's that? -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:58, 30 May
Love is being a T-Rex. =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:59 May 30
I thought it was my custom, made to measure corset and high heeled leathere bootseys... :( *drool...* bootseys... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 02:10, 30 May

edit Colbertja Star


Thanks for all your help man. Dig the essay too. --THINKER 04:49, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

No problem. I just wanted to answer everyone's questions once and for all. I love that article, I hate that all them IPs and trolls don't get the joke because it's such a clever joke. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:58 May 30

edit Image

Dunno if you noticed, but someone who isn't me or Ljlego finally got around to doing you an image for the High School article. It's on UN:PIC if you still want it. I think it's a good job, myself. Just thought I'd mention it as I'm gonna archive it fairly soon! ;-) Oh, and it's been, like, ages since I've been on this talk page. How's being a T Rex working out for you? I tried being a pterodactyl once, but it didn't last. The fact that most of my regular diet was extinct probably had something to do with it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:37, May 30

edit How much do you enjoy....

....being whored to? This question is for one million pounds. If you get it right you're going home with the money, if not, there's a nice, friendly vat of sulphuric acid awaiting your naked masculine bits. - [17:22 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

...One million pounds of what? I'm a dumb American, I need REAL MONEY. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:25 May 30
Oh, I'm sorry, I meant to say one million pounds of lard. There, happy? Now answer the damn question before I get my gun (oh wait, I'm doing the wrong stereotype!) - [17:28 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I was going to say yes, but you edit conflicted me. Bastard. Eh, whore it anyways. I need the lard. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:31 May 30
Who said anything about me giving you the lard? Eh? - [17:32 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Bet you didn't expect me to whore that! - [17:33 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Not really, no. Although I would prefer it if you subst'd that tharr template so as to not spew code all over my beautiful talk page. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:40 May 30
You mean not subst'd? The reason we/I subst it is because it's generally used for targeting n00bs, and if we subst it they think it's a sort of personal message. Of course, it isn't, I just press a button next to the "watch" tab. Isn't that swindless? - [17:46 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yeah, that's what I meant. Whatever, it's cool. Don't worry about it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:48 May 30
Hey, don't go over there, I can't hear you from that side of the page! And while I'm in a whoring mood, I still looking for someone to review my Wikipedia Main Page article. So far I've only got one slightly mysterious comment from Javascap. I would be delighted if you could do me the honour, indeed the honour of reviewing it? - [17:51 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Sure. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:55 May 30


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Moo, SysRq!

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The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, SysRq, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,
YTTE

edit Hey.

Hi. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:49, 30 May

Yo. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:50 May 30
Hey. *gets ignored* Hey....? - [17:52 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Sup? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:56 May 30
Hey, Yettie, SysRq and Chris. whats up? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:57 30 May 2008
Why don't we have a bit of an orgy? Sound good to you? - [17:58 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
don't flatter yourself, yettie. SysRq and Chris are welcome, but you? naw. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 17:59 30 May 2008
No, YTTE, I say we have a super duper mega orgy. Not just a bit of one. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:00 May 30
No if Orian doesn't want me it's fine! Have all the fun without me! I'll go and cry/whip myself in the corner. - [18:01 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
No, Yettie, you're impossible to love. Go home. And what did you want anyway, chris? or were you looking for an orgy and a dramatic break up? me and Yettie can do those rather well. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:03 30 May 2008
That works. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:06 May 30
*whoosh crack* goes the whip *whoosh crack* - [18:08 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yeah. 'Sup? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:31, 30 May
Self harm, the biblical way. - [18:42 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Your blood is really turning me on. Choke me while I cut my dick off. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:52 May 30
Okay... *chokes SysRq* - [18:54 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
This is getting a little creepy. Can we talk about vaginas or something? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:58 May 30
Yeah, butt out guys. Can't you see I'm trying to reconnect with my lover? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:00, 30 May
Sorreeee You could have just ignored me in the first place, it would have done a lot of people a lot of good! - [19:02 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yes, come over here, Chris. Come over here by daddy. That's right, it's okay to like it. It's perfectly natural. Now just close your eyes... ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:07 May 30
*watches fascinated* Why is Chris cleaning up the dirty dishes, for you, SysRq? - [19:09 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

IRC? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:11, 30 May

U cum nao, I maek u roflwaffles! lulz. ir funneh! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:19, 30 May
Be there in a sec. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:20 May 30

edit MrN is whoring

I just wondered if... Per chance... If at all possible.. I could enlist your expert opinion to judge this? Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Gay (again). Am I grovelling enough? No? Well, what do you want me to do for you? I'm not sucking your cock if that's what you are suggesting. Anyway, obviously if you are "all tied up", that's cool. Cajek reviewed this last time, and I thought you might be rather qualified on the subject... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:37, May 30

I guess. Although I already have one other review queued up so it may be a day or two. I got a lot of free time tonight so I'll try to get the other one done and then I'll get to you. Also, oral sex. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:23 May 30
No problem Sir. Looks like another of our great reviewers is going to take care of it. I just thought you might be able to give exactly the perspective I was looking for, but Orion will do a great review I'm sure. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:29, Jun 1
If you want to, resubmit it when he's finished and I'll give you another opinion. Although I wouldn't want anyone other than our resident turd burglar to review such an article. (And of course I mean "turd burglar" in the nicest way possible.) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:48 Jun 1
Thanks. I worked on this page a fair bit with Fag a while back, so it will be interesting to see what Orion has to say... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:55, Jun 1
Uncyclopedia needs more queers. We're running out of queers. What should we do? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:59 Jun 1
Are you proposing we start having sex with each other in-order to increase the straight-gay ratio? I thought I explained that I was not sucking your cock under any circumstances. Maybe it would work if you sucked mine though? I'm just crossing that whore paragraph out and offering no alternative. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:02, Jun 1
I want to see a gay rap song. "Nigga, gimme dat dick!" Perhaps I'll make that an UnTune. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:05 Jun 1
Well UnTunes:Be Gay is awesome (I think) and it's not doing too great on VFH right now. Must say I'm surprised at that. Maybe it's not actually that good and I'm just dizzy to have actually listened to Modus sing. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:09, Jun 1
Yeah, but that makes me picture sexy white people being gay. I'm talking about tough gangstas being gay. Besides, I can sing. And I can rap. So I would make it sound, I dunno, good. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:13 Jun 1
Well get to it then Sir! I think you would have a tough time on VFH no matter how good it was for an un-tunes, but I say go for it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:18, Jun 1
Eh, it's more for shiggles. I already have an article that's pretty much guaranteed for VFH. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:22 Jun 1

OK, can I take you up on your offer of a second opinion on Gay??? Orion did a great review which I have discussed here Talk:Gay#Another Pee Review after some more edits and he has given me a great perspective from the point of view of a gay person. I was wondering if you could maybe give yours? I'm actually right on the edge of giving up on this page. Basically Orion thinks there is no way this is VFH, and he's probably right. I have been slaving on this page for months now, and I'm not sure I can do a lot better. It's meant to be how it is now for various reasons which will make sense if you are able to get to the talk page. Basically, I have been trying to write a version of this article which will not really get vandalised much because it insults everyone equally. This page has had many thousands of edits, and maybe I'm best just giving up. If you could give it a quick once over and give me some scores I would be very grateful. I'm not no rush whatsoever, and have not even bothered to create a new entry on Pee Review. I really just want your opinion, so I did not think it worth bothering anyone else. Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:33, Jun 1

edit hi

FUC* U.YAY.Baseball16 22:25, 30 May 2008 (UTC)

YAY! I mean, wut? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 22:26 May 30

edit Quality Control

Can you believe the shit they're putting on the front page these days? About time. Congrats and stuff. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN13:25, 31 May

/me reads today's featured article Heeey, that's offensive! My dad is a marine and his dad actually was in Vietnam! I'm going to go vandalize that author's userpage right now! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 13:27 May 31
Personally I think that article's a disgrace, it should have been VFD'd along time ago. :-D - [13:50 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
It's not too late. Wouldn't it be something if an article was featured and then VFD'd on the same day? And both noms were successful? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:04 May 31
Now that would be some awesome shit. - [14:08 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
LET'S DO IT! Write a terrible article that could somehow get featured, but not so good that we would miss it if it was VFD'd. Now that's a challenge. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:11 May 31
Sounds harder than writing just any old article that'll get featured. - [14:21 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I know, anyone could do that. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:24 May 31
Even, like the worst user on Uncyclopedia...what's his name...oh...yeah...<insert name here>. UnProvise Is Now Practically Complete - [14:25 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Inorite? But at least <insert name here> didn't right some stupid thing about crazy vets. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:28, 31 May
Since when did I write an article about crazy vets? Besides, you'll never guess what! I broke <insert name here>'s mum's virginity! She is one old bitch. - [14:30 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
.......Dad? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:31, 31 May
I hav 2 dadys. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:32 May 31
And Opty has none, since he was adopted. And his mum was impregnated by a robot... - [14:35 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
...What? Now you're being silly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:39 May 31
Why do you have to say such hurtful things daddy? I HATE YOU YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN! /me goes to cultivate a crack addiction. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:42, 31 May
You've got to prune that thing, if you want it to flower, ya know. - [14:44 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I thought he was talking about bootycrack. Then I realized it was flowers. =/ ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 14:46 May 31

edit Hey...

...SissyRq, and how are you, SissyRq? It feels like we haven't talked for days, but I know it's only hours, SissyRq. As you may or may not have seen, SissyRq, UnProvise is nicely up and running. I remember, from somewhere, SissyRq, you offering any help we rq-uired, SissyRq. Well you'll notice a little advert/commercial on the front page of UnProvise, which reads:
YTTE and Orian are looking for one (1) regular contributor to Uncyclopedia to help them keep UnProvise in order. 
This means updating the UnProvise members list, checking all the UnProvises regularly, whoring
UnProvise and generally helping to keep everything in order. If you'd like to help out, contact YTTE on his talkpage.

I was wondering if you, SissyRq, would wish to fill this position? - [17:27 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

If not, I've got another position you can fill... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:34, 31 May
What sort of position? Like a janitor or somethin'? - [17:37 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Frlz. I could get into that. But gimmeh a week or so, yeah? I'm about to become very inactive, what with SATs coming up next week. After that, once I get accustomed to UnProvise and all, I'll be more than happy to fill the position. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:05 May 31

edit Your status template

The status template is great. I want one too. The only thing that could make it perfect would be if it automatically told whether you were logged in or not. (It doesn't, does it?)

edit Your status template

The status template is great. I want one too. The only thing that could make it perfect would be if it automatically told whether you were logged in or not. (It doesn't, does it?) {{subst:nosubst:User:The Linkifier/sig}} 17:57, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

No it doesn't and he stole my idea as well! - [18:00 31 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
No it doesn't, I edit it when I log in and such. Right now, it says I'm offline when I really just got on to check messages for a sec before going off to do some very uninteresting stuff. And I got the idea from YTTE. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:06 May 31

edit Your status template

It sucks. OS?

No seriously, I just got done spending 45 minutes on your pee review only to accidently erase the whole stupid thing when I meant to post it. Good lord I'm fail. I probably won't get a chance to do it again till monday, so if you can't wait that long I won't be offended. I'm sorry I let you down man, can we still be friends? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:42, 31 May

edit Your status template

...Has enough fucking headers already.

@ Chris: That's cool, buddeh. That's actually happened to me before. Except I was working on my review for like an hour and a half, and it was of this really long article. Took me forever to redo it and the resulting review wasn't nearly as good. Shit happens, don't worry about it. I can stand to wait until Monday for Cajek to do it. Thanks anyways, at least you spent some time on it and put in the honest effort. Sodidyoulikeit? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:19 May 31

edit Come on be fair

I can't even type the title! You can hardly expect me to contribute to that! I took advantage of my brief holiday to read your article. The above one of the name I am unable to pronounce... I actually really like it. My criticism would be that you slip around in styles a little. In some places all teh LoLz r like teh funs and stuffs... Other sections take the tone of a more thoughtful and diligent encyclopaedic contributor. I would suggest that to make it better go with more of teh Lolz style. But PLEASE! I can't be seen to be contribution to this page. Whatever tiny amount of credibility I may have left is seeping away as we speak... What if UU saw me editing this page? He might never left me have back the pants I lent him last weak. It's a bit messy to (not the pants). I guess in this style that's tricky as you obviously don't want it to look too well done. Anyway! Give me a better whore dammit! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:14, Jun 1

Iight, but keep in mind that I wrote that article before I was funny. =/ I'll go put another article up on your page for you, it's one I was hoping would have been my first feature. Also written a little while ago. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:34 Jun 1
Actually I rather like it. With some work I think it could be really good. I'm not sure how many other articles use the same idea though... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:43, Jun 1

edit Pee? *gulp*

Sorry, that was unnecessary and illegal gulp. Anyway how's that piss coming along (the one you were doing for/on me)? I don't sound pushy, do I? I don't want to sound pushy, I'm just interested to know how far through you are...Oh gawd, I'm not being pushy... - [17:34 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Let's run down mah schedule.
Saturday: Run up north with Daddy to where I'll be taking SATs next week. Come home and take a full length practice test. Bathe my dog.
Sunday: Get up in the morning and work until five. Get to the airport to pick up my Abuela.
Today: Go to school and then go to a Cross Country meeting for next year. Get home and do what the fuck I want. Tuba lesson later.
So you fit in there just nicely for today. I've got it, don't worry. There's always a place for you in my heart. And yeah, I have been editing, but just whenever I can. I wanna give you a comprehensive review for that one because it's a really complex article, and this afternoon is the first time I'll really have time to just sit down and crank it out. Sorry for making you wait. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:41 Jun 2
Busy schedule there! And I'm sure the worth will be wait it... Er, the wait will be worth it. - [17:51 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I've also got to get a workout in. Gonna go pump some men and watch some iron...I mean pump some iron and watch some men. Wait... ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 17:55 Jun 2
Sounds like a fun load of whole! It enjoy. - [17:59 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Haha. Load. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:03 Jun 2
Toad? - [18:05 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
LOL gay sex? <---that really oughta work... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:40, 2 Jun
Someone should write an article about Blatant. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:43 Jun 2
I guess...if we can't find anyone with talent. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:52, 2 Jun

edit Woot, someone else agrees with me!

“Leddy should have won last month.”
~ SysRq on UotM

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that Led's workload deserved him the award last month (not that I voted for Led, but that's the trouble with voting on the first every month). Good luck on those billions of awards you're nommed for! ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 2/06 18:49

I nommed for billions of awards too! But I'm only going to win one... But maybe the other two next month? Yay! - [18:52 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Not if I can help it. =P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:55, 2 Jun
Damn it, I deserve RotM and possibly even UotM as well and you can never take that away from me! /me sobs patriotically - [18:58 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I only just realized about an hour ago that I was nommed for all those awards. I still suspect {{USERNAME}} every time I go to those pages. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:40 Jun 2
Wow you typed it out the long way. Clever people just write {{USERNAME}}. I so deserve so many awards. More to the point you deserve a fair number of the awards you've been nommed for. - [19:42 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Why thank you, YTTE, for thinking an unclever person like me could stand a chance of winning any awards. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:46 Jun 2
You don't have to be unclever to unwin awards. - [19:49 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
But I am. And I will. And so will you. And they did. And no she didn't. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:53 Jun 2
She didn't? IT'S OVER, THEN, SISSYRQ! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER! /me runs off in tears and then scampers back so I can say something or another So will I? Meh... I'll win UNPotM, but that's hardly an achievement at the moment. Next month I want-age to win-age UotM and RotM...but it probably won't happenzzz. And how dare you talk in such short sentences! - [19:58 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Do you ever stop shagging everyone else? seriously Yettie: Hv, Cajek and now Sissy! who next huh? U.U.? What is it you don't like about me!? /Sniff I thought you loved me!? /cries again. IT'S OVER! YOU HEAR ME!? IT'S OVER. FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!!
Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 20:05 2 June 2008
I like shagging the sheep. I like it! - [20:07 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I've done it with a sheep before. I think I complained more than the sheep did. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:28 Jun 2

edit Pees


You deserve this. You may not be sure about the overall number of reviews, but I'm fairly confident that's 50 in-depth as I checked most of 'em! Therefore, you are entitled to this. I still don't think I have to create an award for 100 in-depth reviews just yet though, do I? Prove me wrong... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:32, Jun 3

Sweetness juice. Thanks UU. I'll try to keep up the reviews as best I can what with SATs coming up and all. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:47 Jun 3

edit UnProvise

Hey mate, any chance of me getting involved in that High School Unprovise thing of yours? Looks like fun, just thought I should ask first...BlueYonder 14:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Go for it. In the future, you don't have to ask. UnProvise is about being spontaneous, feel free to jump into any UnProvises you want. We want to get more users involved in this little project so it'll grow. See you there, buddy! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:53 Jun 3
But if this is your first time, BlueYonder, I would have a quick read of this and then a read of this. - [15:56 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yeah, all that stuff. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:01 Jun 3

edit Scribble wiki

Yes we do have non sysop users who are currently being told about the new name http://everything.scribblewiki.com but the NHS on still stands. Users decided that they didnt like the name so we changed it. You can create pages about anything that you want and also vandalise anything that you like. Steward2007 17:05, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

Cheers Sys. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:59, Jun 4

edit How dare you!

LololololololololrolfomgwtflolololollmaolololololololruleZlolololololohahahahahlolololomglolololrolflollmaowtflmaolmaololololololwtftscwtflolololololomfglolololololwtfomglolololtjsflolololololol, RUL3Z!!!!111!!!!!1111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11111111 Now there's a userbox. - [17:59 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

How dare you come to my userpage and spit out such a jarble of letters just to link me to a stupid userbox? How dare you? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:05 Jun 4
How dare you call my userbox stupid! How dare you!!?!?!? - [19:53 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

edit UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:19, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Again?

What is that, two in one week? You're on fire! Moar congrats and stuff. ur still teh ghey. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:48, 5 Jun

That's true, I do love the penis. But I already have an idea for another article. Let's see, I got three days to get it up to make it a hat trick for the week. I think I have work today but I'll try to get working on it when I can. And thanks, I try. I'm pretty pleased that it got featured so fast...and at 171% health last I checked. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:35 Jun 5

edit Releasimification

I actually have two pee reviews for this article and as you can see, hyperbole actually seemed to like it. But I don't think I should've nominated it yet, so I agree with you on the against vote---Bobofosho2 21:26, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

It should not have been nommed at all. Please link me to the review, I'm not familiar with Hyperbole as a reviewer. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:43 Jun 7
Found the review, and a score like that should indicate to you that the article is in no shape to be nommed. Featurable articles generally hold scores of 40+. I don't see where you're getting that Hyperbole "actually seemed to like it" at all, despite the fact that he gave you an excellent review. I would say that he gave you some great advice on fixing up this article. Try doing some major work on it, using his review as a guide, and then put it up for another review. I'd be more than happy to do the second review. Then, you can use the second review to see where you're at as far as getting a feature. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:35 Jun 8

I saw that against vote, SysRq. Poor form, dude.   Le Cejak <2:37, 08 Jun 2008>

Yes, I know I'm a total hypocrite after giving a whole long ranty thing about being mean to noobs and all. I guess I should apologize and shit, huh? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:40 Jun 8
Yeah, you should.   Le Cejak <2:42, 08 Jun 2008>
Remember when I told you that after I write an article, I still feel the same way I did when I was really new?: really scared that people won't like it? Against votes should never be taken lightly: they really hurt, and make the writer feel like an idiot (I've had more against votes than you've had for votes, I think). Good job for apologizing, SysRq.   Le Cejak <3:10, 08 Jun 2008>
Here's your chance for a real apology, if you want.   Le Cejak <3:13, 08 Jun 2008>

edit No Hard Feelings, Man

It's cool. thanks for the apology. but, your correct on the fact that i shouldn't have nommed the article. maybe in ten years it will be ready for VFH. Cheers or whatever.-Bobofosho2 16:14, 8 June 2008 (UTC)p.s. go ahead and DOOO the 2nd pee review

I'll get it done at some point today, note that my status is On Standby because I'm gonna be kind of off and on. But you'll have a review by the end of the day, I promise. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:21 Jun 8

No rush on the pee review.-Bobofosho2 23:52, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Working on it right now. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 00:01 Jun 9

edit OK

After seeing Gay get apparently "even worse" on Pee Review, I think I'm inspired enough to come back. *stretches* aah, it's been a long time! --Fg! VFH·CUN·MP·nom·nom

Hey, I was totally guaranteed RotM while I was away and didn't get it :P --Fg! VFH·CUN·MP·nom·nom
OHMYGODOHMYGODYOUREBACK!!!! Dude, we missed you. However, in your absence, we decided to nominate another homosexual instead since you weren't active and such. Start reviewing again and next month is yours. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:09 Jun 10
Oh "Homosexual" is it now? What happened to Turd Burglar, SissyRq? Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 15:12 10 June 2008
How about butter dumpster? Anyways, you should watch your ass (literally, watch your ass) now that we have another fag running around this wiki. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:16 Jun 10
Butter dumpster? ...Not sure I get that one, sissy. ...Butter Dumpster... Oh god! Sissy! Oh well at least you're inventive with your euphomisms. Oh and hello, Fag (if you're listening), nice to finally sorta meet you! And, though I marked gay slightly lower than before, it was more because I think there could/should be more done with it rather than it being hugely worse. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 15:30 10 June 2008
Haha. Hugely. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:39 Jun 10
If you were Yettie I'd probably start screaming something like "Why is it always sex with you? huh? honestly it's just cock cock cock with you, why don't you care about my feelings..." and so forth untill we break up again and make-up again. But frankly, sissy, you aint worth it. /unnecessarily bitchy put down. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 15:44 10 June 2008
Can't you see I love you, bitch? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:46 Jun 10
Oh I see it. I'm just not looking. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 15:48 10 June 2008
/me leaves in tears to go masturbate ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 15:51 Jun 10
There you go again; crying from your japs eye... I'm disapointed. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Orian57 (talk • contribs)

edit I'm getting sick of congratulating you.

Did ya get it in time for a hat trick week? Congratulations and stuffs. secks, yada yada yada. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:13, 10 Jun

I think it got featured on that Saturday, which makes for a hat trick, yeah. I'm pretty pleased. Also, I was just reminiscing about my early Uncyc days and how freakin' terrible and depressing they were. Go check my userboxes, I just added that one that tells you how long you've been here. I just realized that I'm old compared to a lot of Uncyclopedians these days. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 19:15 Jun 10
Also I should stop watching you whilst you sleep, shower, etc. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit I LOVE SYSRQ MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THIS PAGE

Ah, it's nice to go on a random page and people were talking about me. Also, I BEAT YOU ALL!! TOSSERS!! AHAHA!! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)

Nuh UH! I lurves him teh mostest! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:12, 10 Jun
STFU, surface dweller. You are a mere shadow of my adoration! --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
I fight you for him! You wannabe pretender you! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:19, 10 Jun
I once thought I wanted to be the pretender until I realised I was the REAL THING, motherfucker. --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH)
That's it! Behind the bleachers after school! Also, those pants make your ass look huge bitch! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:30, 10 Jun
Ah, violent arguments always end in sex. --~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) 20:31, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
Promise? Okay, you can have him then. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:37, 10 Jun
/me decides to lie in wait while the two fight each other to death and then to snatch the prize for herself... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:06, 10 Jun
An orgy for my love? That sounds dynamite. All of you, get in the lotion pit. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:07 Jun 10
Only if you put the lotion to good use and give me a backrub while the rest of the cast in this square drama fight each other to the death. My back's killing me... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 21:13, 10 Jun
Sounds like my evening just got that much better. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:15 Jun 10
Wait, you've had a lotion pit this whole time? I like, totally love you and stuff. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:32, 10 Jun

edit Oxford

thanks for that, I think I'm done at the moment. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Demogorgon (talk • contribs)

Cool, I'll have a look in a bit. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 14:25 Jun 11

edit Re: Title that I completely didn't understand

Just for the record, I know I should normally reply on others' talk pages; I just used my own as per the giant notice on my welcomer's talk page.

As for PR, I've never been much for improving articles on a GRAND scale. Or even writing them (damn, I was hoping to become n00b of the month). I leave that to the real Jim Carreys around here. I'm more of the small fixes type of guy.

Anyway, thank'ee much for welcoming me. Sort of. Now all I need is a cool signature like everyfrigginone else's and I'm set. 21655 18:03, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

I could help you out with that. Just make a subpage, like User:21655/sig, set it to Raw Signature in Preferences, and put in in there as {{subst:NOSUBST|User:21655/sig}} and you're good. At least, I think that's how you do it. I dunno. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:49 Jun 12

edit Hello, colon-masher

It seems as if we're pals now, so I figured I'd start a conversation-thing on your talkpage, that's what these "pals" do, right? // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 09:58 12 June 2008

I guess. I just hope that queer kid doesn't show up like he usually does. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 17:05 Jun 12
Yes. He has a "thing" for cows, too. And then he gets all "how dare you" and stuff. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 17:51 12 June 2008
I hear he never calls his parents. Just sits out there in the fields, jacking off other people's cows. What a wanker. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 17:53 Jun 12
I believe the correct greeting is Hello, Master of Colons. More formal I know....but its tradition. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I've been called worse. Carry on. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:06 Jun 12
As I was going to say before being interrupted, when he's finished, if you like, he crawls into a haystack and goes to sleep. Or so I've heard. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:10 12 June 2008
What a mook. Also, penis. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:50 Jun 12
Mittens. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:09 12 June 2008
Leonardo da Vinci. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 19:15 Jun 12
Map of Normandy. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:26 12 June 2008
Bilbo Baggins. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 19:29 Jun 12
A boots. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:30 12 June 2008
TRADITION!!! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 19:32 Jun 12
FORMAL!!! // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:33 12 June 2008
Pardon me, sah, but were you implying just now that you would rather be rather formal? I just happen to fancy being fancy myself. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 19:37 Jun 12
Excuse me kind sir, but I have to say that comic sans, if you like, isn't quite the formal I was looking for. Not that I was wanting to be formal in the first place. Bleh. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:44 12 June 2008
What is that barbaric script thou art assaulting mine eyes with? Are you attempting to start a row with me, sah? Because I'll have you know that I have never backed down from a polite chess challenge. Also, if I were to mention my genitals, would you join me in a jolly? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 19:48 Jun 12
Forgive my informal use of typeface, kind sir, for I am a mere peasant. I -- good golly! You're suggesting things that are expectable to be rather jolly! And they include your genitalia, too. You've got a dirty mind, kind sir. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:55 12 June 2008
Dear me, are you implying that I've been conversing with the proletariat this whole time? The peasantry are most terribly vile with their simple letters, I feel as though I must now wash my monocle twelve times over! And forgive me for my transgression regarding my groin and its contents, I was merely gaging your reaction to such base humour. Perhaps another time, then? You peasants seem to enjoy such immaturities. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:04 Jun 12
Allow me to explain, kind sir -- well, I would explain, but I'm afraid I've had a tad too much sherry. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 20:14 12 June 2008
Consider yourself forgiven, my good sah, for I would be a hypocrite not to allow such a transgression. I happen to be high as a kite; I consumed copious amounts of opium this morning. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:19 Jun 12
So, where were we? Oh yes, a prod. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 14:47 13 June 2008
That's all slander, that is! You're seeing me in court, and I have cows to protect me... You, well SysRq, at least, doesn't! - [16:09 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Your face is a slander! // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 16:32 13 June 2008
How dare you insult me, such! - [16:36 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
How dare you go "how dare you" on me, especially after you told them to put it on the Unsignpost! // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 16:41 13 June 2008
How dare you criticise "how dare you". Also I put that very link to your archive talk page in, happy? - [16:54 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Excuse me, but you did what? I don't, well, quite understand what you mean by that. not that I'm mad at you or anything // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 17:04 13 June 2008

Christ, what a bunch of gheys! How DARE you not invite me to the party! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:16, 13 Jun

How dare you barge in to somewhere you're not invited? And as for you, YTTE, how dare you attempt to bring this meme to my talk page! And Berry...how dare you continue this conversation on my talk page without me! sirErr.gifsysrq @ 17:20 Jun 13
How dare you try for a fourth feature in two weeks? Why don't you give somebody else a chance? Good luck and stuffs -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:35, 13 Jun
How dare you imply that I'm actually trying for this feature? How dare you fail to understand that that article was written over a year ago? How dare you fail to even realize that I don't even really like that article at all? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 17:43 Jun 13
How dare you assume that I care. How dare you assume that I even read it. How dare you wear pants in my presence! Good luck with the Op-nom by the way. How dare you consider becoming an admin! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:48, 13 Jun
Wait...I'm nommed for oppage? When did this happen? Why am I the last to know these things? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:03 Jun 13
I didn't know that either. Not that anyone cares. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:08 13 June 2008
How dare you not care about something as important as a VFS nom? Seriously though, even though I said I didn't want adminship before, it'd be pretty cool. I think I may vote for myself. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:14 Jun 13
...I meant that nobody cares about me not knowing of your nomination. Congratulations, though. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:18 13 June 2008
It doesn't matter, nobody's stupid enough to vote for you anyway. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:22, 13 Jun
I know, right? Who would vote me for sysop? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:26 Jun 13
Just some ghey guy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:29, 13 Jun
Not me. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:31 13 June 2008
Now we just wait and see if someone that isn't a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society decides to vote as well. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:35 Jun 13
*cough* *cough* I totally don't deserve it, but meh... - [18:36 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Well, I wasn't really sure if I could vote more than once... // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:39 13 June 2008
To be totally honest, and at the risk of sounding smug, I don't think you've been here long enough. I love you, man, but you're just a kid. I'd make such a strong case for you after you have just a little more experience, because you'd make for a great op. And Berry, thanks for the edit conflict. You get three votes at VFS. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:42 Jun 13
You're welcome, at least I think you are. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 18:45 13 June 2008
SysRq: I don't deserve it and I won't win it. I just like getting votes, it boosts my ego! :-) - [18:49 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I hope I didn't seem like I was shooting you down just now. If it makes you feel better, I'll pretend like you're hurting me in bed to make you feel huge. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:53 Jun 13
Er...okay. And no, you didn't shoot me down... I know I don't deserve it. :-) - [18:55 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yettie, you're not nearly experienced enough for Adminship. As soon as you get a few more months under your belt I'll totally vote for you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:57, 13 Jun
I see what you did there. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:00 13 June 2008
Fuck for you? - [19:04 13 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:11, 13 Jun
There's new header below, silly. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:07 13 June 2008

edit UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:55, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

edit I'm sorry, I must have accidentally clicked on Spang's talkpage by mistake.

Archive yer damn page! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:04, 13 Jun

lolwut sirErr.gifsysrq @ 19:10 Jun 13
I suppose we'll continue our banter here? // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 19:47 13 June 2008
No, we're done. For now... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:54, 13 Jun
Wait, no we're not. "SysRQ Fanclub"? Really? Features going to your head a bit?  :-P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:20, 13 Jun

edit MEMBERS OF THE SYSRQ FANCLUB SOCIETY

  1. FAG (who made himself top of the list without asking permission MOAR)
  2. Cajek (who made himself top of the list without asking permission but got overtaken by Fag)
  3. OPTYC
  4. YTTE
  5. BERRY
  6. ORIAN57
  7. SYSRQ

sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 00:34 Jun 14

edit MEMBERS OF THE SYSRQ FAN CLUBBING SOCIETY (aka. We hit You)

  1. DJI
  2. Canadians who like to club baby seals
  3. Cavemen

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:14, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

HOORAY! I'm number one! Take that Fag! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:42, 14 Jun

OH YEAH FAG IS ON THAT LIST TOO. EDITING NOW. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:44 Jun 14
That's right, four (4) spaces below me. As it should be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:48, 14 Jun
Neat. // Xyr.png Berry; speak to me // 00:50 14 June 2008
I HAD SEX WITH A DOG AND NOW WE DON'T TALK sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:51 Jun 14
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:54, 14 Jun
I AM UPSET sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:01 Jun 14
DID YOU TRY GIVING THE DOG FLOWERS? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN01:05, 14 Jun
NO IT IS A DOG STUPID IT DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 01:07 Jun 14
OH, OF COURSE. HOW STUPID OF ME. MAYBE YOU COULD BUY THE DOG SOMETHING PRETTY TO WEAR. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN13:22, 14 Jun

Hey! Cool! I'm part of something I didn't sign up for! Don't you have a Sys Fanclub userbox? What kind of cult is this? Also thanks for the comment on UnBlog always nice to know someone likes what I write. Oh and, yes, do archive. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 02:35 14 June 2008

There should be a userbox. I'll make it later when I'm home from work. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 12:59 Jun 14
Oh and talking of userboxes you may like this one that I threw together. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 14:09 14 June 2008

edit HEY!

*twitchtwitch*Why *twitch*ain't*twitchtwitch* Ye*twitch* Olde Luvvy's *twitchtwitchtwitchtwitch*name on Ye Olde *twitchtwitch*List?*twitch*

On, and a gift for all those seal clubbers over there... -- *twitch* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 13:51, 14 Jun

Start editing here more. =D And I'm gonna make a userbox for all you members. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:24 Jun 15

edit Thank you SysRq

Socks

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Well you liked the whoring box on my talk page...

User:MrN9000/Whorehouse Care to whore anything here? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:14, Jun 15

It's like this, but not. - [07:17 15 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yea, your page is awesome YTTE. :-) I have one a bit like that at the top of my talk page also, but I think you were the first to do it like you did. The idea with this new page is that anyone can whore anything on it. It's not just for whoring to me. Hea! stop standing there, and go whore something on it! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:04, Jun 15
Sounds like a groovy idea. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:27 Jun 15

edit I Updated my blog; you may want I look

... Well that was pretty much everything I wanted to say. I really should plan my titles better as they shouldn't give everything away. Titles are meant to summarise. Not spoil the plot. Except in special circumstances. Anyway, I was just informing you of another UnBlog update. As you may have guessed. Oh and do leave a question and I'm sure Lyle'll get back to you next week. Toodles. Have Fun!MuCal. Orian57 Orian57Talk!Read!PEE!UnProvise!CMC! 18:46 16 June 2008

edit Look At Dis' Bitches

Hey, its the much hated bobofosho2 again. I was just wondering how the hell a picture that isn't even real that i posted for feature is still in the running for VFP? And u say my pictures suck, so there, naaaah-naaaaah.-Bobofosho2 20:51, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

VFP is a cesspool of fail. I only had one image of mine nominated against my will and it's failing just about as miserably as most images do. I'm not really sure what the basis is for removal is on VFP, to be quite honest. Actually, now that I check, all three of your images that you self nominated have failed with only one "For" vote each, and that vote was from yourself. Either way, I don't appreciate you coming to my talk page to gloat about something that you shouldn't be proud of. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:47 Jun 17

Ok ur right, now i am becoming a dick. SORRY. I know you were nice enough to apologize to me, so i feel that you deserve my apology here, sorry again for my dickiness (is that a word?). So sorry and Cheers-Bobofosho2 23:10, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Such is living and learning. I suppose we're even now? In all honesty, VFP is a waste of time. I try to stay away from it. I could be producing images; I'm just too lazy to deal with VFP. So, I'd rather get others to make them for me. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:25 Jun 17

edit Thanks for the Nom

Hey, thanks for nominating me. It seems that my days of slacking off at work have finally paid off...Even though I didn't get your vote...grumble... What!? Nothing. You Rock. The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Woodburninator (talk • contribs)

No problem, I just think you have some real potential on this site and at least deserve to be considered for NotM. I think you may be eligible next month as well, seeing as how you're so new, so let's see how you do this month. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 20:08 Jun 19
Yeah, sounds good. Anytime I hear that I'm not garbage, I like it. I'll take what I can get. [[The Woodburninator 21:03, 19 June 2008 (UTC)]]
Also, considering you're a kickass writer, don't be surprised if you find your name up at WotM in the next few months. Just keep the gold coming and I'll nom you if you keep this up. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:08 Jun 21

edit UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 01:01, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Thats Twice?

Odd. Is your name on the signup sheet twice or something, or does AWB hate you? THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:14, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

As far as I know, other people are having the same problem. I'm pretty sure I'm only on the signup sheet one time. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 13:03 Jun 21

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