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edit Burp

I thank you... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:10, Mar 21

What the hell kinda rape was that? There was no penetration! No bleeding! And you call yourself an Uncyclopedian. I call you a disgrace. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Love you.--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:22, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
That was...awful. Thank you. Much more like it. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:30, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, sorry. That burp was actually more of a squelch. It was the sound of me ripping my 12" cock out of your saggy bleeding anus having ejaculated in your sorry arse for 17th and last time this evening cos you are suck a shit fuck. I do apologise. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:12, Mar 21
That's MISTER Shit Fuck to you. Carry on. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:52, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
<chants>Sissy can't take it/ sissy can't take it/ sissy can't take it and he is a woman.</chants> ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:04 22 March 2009
Well, I do say that. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:39, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
What? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:17 22 March 2009

edit Suck this motherfucker

HAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:29, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Meh, I was too late. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, MrN beat you to it with his burp or whatever he wants to call it. I would have rather been raped by you. You wouldn't have been so quick to leave. You'd probably spend more time humiliating me and shit. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:53, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey

Um ya don't mean to go against you or anything, but I think I should say something. Your Imperial Colonization started out great but it was just a quick hit and now nothing. Personally, I wanted to be a big part of this and contribute. Sadly, the Al Gore one I was too busy and this be honest I don't know enough about Jews to contribute. I suggest we just scrap the whole Jew thing and start a new one because I don't think anyone will write on this. Or at least start another one while this one slowly makes its way. Otherwise, this will quickly be forgotten. I don't know if there is anything else to be done. But ya. Later ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:00, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey, just to reiterate what I've had to reiterate a few times already on the IC talk page and various forums and such, we are indeed going to just move on from Jew and start a new Colonization for this week. Be patient and wait until midnight GMT (7:00 EST, 3:00 PST) and we will have a new Colonization for you to participate in. While we're talking about IC, I've been trying to work out what made Jew such a flop and realized that in addition to it being just such a big project, we never really had a central concept to it in the first place because certain users felt unsure of what the central concept was. I'm thinking of implementing a voting system for the concept phase and making it a bit more concrete as to what the concept is. Suggestions? Comments? Cocks? Sir SysRq (talk) 21:33, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I never saw your iterations in the first place. But I do think the concept wasn't well thought through. Maybe you should stretch this to as big as a Pee Review sort of thing. What I mean by this, is that you have a full on menu with multiple pages. One with the intro like the Pee Review thing, one for what we have done, one for achievements, one for our current one and outline, and then a list keeping track of who has participated. With things like different flags for participating in 5, 10, and 25 and stuff like that. Make an award for Colonizer of the Month and so on. Just make it bigger than it is. Just an idea though. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:01, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, this does need some further development. Perhaps having subpages would be a good idea, but for now I'd just like to get something going for this week. I'm thinking of setting up tables for proposing new ideas, making it all pretty and such. Also, a tracking page similar to User:Cajek/Pee is something I've wanted to do, but frankly I need some help getting it going. If you'd be willing to be the official "Give people their points for the week guy" then I think we can start something like that. Finally, about Colonizer of the Month, I wanted to do something like that (even tried to start it myself) but Mordillo didn't like the idea and made a pretty strong case against it. Let's focus on getting IC back on its feet first and then we can go nuts. Thanks so much for being concerned about IC, Tags, it really helps knowing there are others who want to help out. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:03, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Ya no problem! I think this could really work. Kinda like the hospital of the site. And ya could you put me as the official give people their points for the week person? Would it be just 1 for every participation or should we do something like, if you did major contributions five points and for every minor contribution 1? Just some ideas. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:11, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Aye, I've taken the liberty of adding a scoretable to the IC main page. You are now officially in charge of it. Points are simply one per participation, whether it be contributions to the ideas or to the page itself. Make a judgment call on who gets a point and who doesn't. I generally consider someone to have participated if they make any kind of significant contribution, I only withhold points if people just make a few comments and then don't contribute past that. Dish out the points on Saturdays based on the revision history of the Colonization and the talk page. Thanks for stepping up, this really helps a lot. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:17, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Of course dude! Happy to help. Should I add something to the top of the list to say I will take care of the list or do you want to add something. There really doesn't have to be anything I guess but ya. If you want I can also add people to the list as they request. If you would like that. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
I'll add a note somewhere, don't worry. And yes, as we get new user requests wait for me to okay them and then it'll be your responsibility to add their names to the list. Keep three requests up there at a time, remove the oldest one each time. But each time I accept someone, add them to the list but leave their request. Just remove the oldest one if necessary to keep the total number of requests at three. Understand? Reading that back it seems a bit muddled. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:51, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
How will I know you okayed a request? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 13:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
You must trust your heart, my son. You heart will know when it is ready. (I'll leave a comment under approved requests.) Sir SysRq (talk) 13:55, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Got it! Alright I will get on it. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:17, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

edit IC

How can I participate in Imperial Colonization, sir admin? :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:37, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Hehe, admin? Me? Sorry, I was enjoying my moment. And you've done it right this time, please just wait for us to process your request. And by that, I mean I just need to go move your name. So it's really just me being lazy. Okay, so I've gone from being an admin to being a lazy bastard. That was a terrible few minutes. I'll go add you now. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:37, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Quest for the Mighty Sword

I watched it. It was terrible. Terribly awesome! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:02, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Did Ator ever obtain the Might Sword? Wait, don't answer that. Don't spoil it. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:19, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Okay. I won't spoil it for you. Suffice it to say that Ator did it all, man. He ran up a hill. Then he ran beside a hill. Then he ran down a hill. Then he chopped a two-headed knight in half with the Mighty Swo...hand. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:33, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
DAMMIT NOW I CAN'T WATCH IT. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:35, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
And he fought a conveniently man-sized dragon that shot fire for, like, an hour as it walked slowly toward him. Then it stopped and just stood there as Ator and his Migh...foot chopped it up. It was awesome. Had I paid more attention to the film, I would've written an UnMovie Review. That's how awesome it was. It was too awesome to even pay attention. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:47, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

edit If you want to see some terrible articles.

I preserved teh Pre-Colonization version of UN:IC victim's on my userpage.

Just in case you wanted to know.Saberwolf116 21:32, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Very cute. You could have also just linked to the old revisions, but whatever. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:42, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah...well...your face.Saberwolf116 21:54, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

Well, you got me there. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:15, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

While we're on the subject, are non-colonizers allowed to nominate colonizations?Saberwolf116 22:18, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

They're welcome to vote, not nominate. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:22, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

edit How come you never look me in the eyes when we make love?

Was it the herpes? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:32, 24 Mar

...Yes? (I'm not really sure what the right answer is here.) Sir SysRq (talk) 01:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Pie. The correct answer is always pie. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:48, 26 Mar

edit In grongitude

edit IC

Where shall we write the new MJ page? I mean, where exactly on the IC page? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:04, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Michael Jackson/Colonization. The bible will reflect this change in the rules shortly. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:16, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Your status bar is lying again.

I'm willing to bet that since you horassed me on my talkpage, you are online. Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 00:32, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

My status bar often lies about things about which it does not know. Please forgive its insolence. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:57, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Just FYI

I think your efforts are deplorable and you such in a major major way. Also, sex anyone? ~Jewriken.GIF 13:06, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

I'll take one, thanks. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:26, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Depends who's giving it away. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:34, Mar 25
Sys' mom, obviously. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:41, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh. I'm not in the market for second hand goods. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:45, Mar 25
I'll put my second hand on your goods. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:49, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Promises promises. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:50, Mar 25
Yeah, I know. I get it from my father. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:52, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
So how many hands do you have exactly? I counted six already, two of them feeling up various members of Uncycloedia. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:53, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
I really couldn't say. I think I may have eleven, which would be nice. One for each of my dicks. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:59, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep that thing away from me! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Which one? /me pulls out my large keychain of dicks Sir SysRq (talk) 14:04, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAA! /me pulls out my large shotgun Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:20, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAA! /me pulls out my large dick Sir SysRq (talk) 14:22, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
*bang* The horror is over. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:54, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Yea, Oh God, I feel good, suck my balls, faster, yea, God, faster bitch, oh yea.. *splash* SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:06, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
UnPoetia:Harder, She Cried Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:09, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
*walks in* Hey guuuOOOH MY GOD! Wrong conversation to walk in on. *runs out* ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:11, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
You should write That time I was nearly raped during my sojourn in SysRq's talkpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
guards, after him SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:14, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
I don't think this conversation was ever really "the right conversation to walk in on". Sir SysRq (talk) 16:53, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Burp. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:54 25 March 2009
And I created this monster. Me. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:03, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
You create most monsters. Especially this one. /me finds Mordillo's dick on my keychain Very impressive. You must be the pride of all of Jews. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:59, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit Thanks!

Neurotic Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

I am flattered that you loved it so much. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:42 26 March 2009

I am pleased that you wrote such a fantastic article. Now bend over. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:47, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes daddy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:00 26 March 2009
Well, I was actually addressing Mr. Ben Dover, but whatever. We can fuck too. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:12, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Dude, that's so gay. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:15 26 March 2009
Shut up, faggot. Just take it in the ass like a man. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:20, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

edit ic intro

Well, my introduction isnt very good, but man, yours is actually WIKIPEDIA. Come on you can do better than that, you are an experienced user and your humour is extremely good, as per what I see on your talk page.. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:34, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

hey, something else, loosely related to our topic. How about making the colonized articles semi-protected? just for a month or so.. You see, you dont want IP asshats shitting on your newly colonized page after a week or two, given that those article are most likely to be the first our average user searches for. Would you propose this for voting at the IC page? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 15:01, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
That's not an issue to be decided by the IC. The answer to that would be no. We only protect pages beforehand if they're featured on the main page, and only for the feature period. Many IPs are good contributors and not asshats. You can request for protection if a specific article have been vandalized. Other than that, we're still a wiki - therefor - open. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:18, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Like Sys' brown eye. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:26, 26 Mar
God forbids, I didnt say that IP's are asshats. I meant to say that asshats are mainly IP's (except me, I am an asshat and a registered user), you know, like random guys who will add <insert name here> is teh ghey everywhere and think it is funny.. Anyway, forget it, forget the whole thing SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 17:57, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, like I've tried to tell you before, I'm not an admin so I can't do that. And even if I were, my thinking would be that this is a wiki and anyone can change it. The only time we bar users from editing certain pages is when they are featured. As for my intro, it's a work in progress and I'm, well, I'm working on it. But the humor is there, it's subtle. I'm open to criticism, but I'm also going to defend my work. The joke is that the author is accrediting him with much more than he has actually done (hence the list of titles) as well as set the scene for bias throughout the article. This is a subtle and conceptual joke, and it's not going to be laugh-out-loud funny. It's going to be a bold statement, rather, said with humor. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:43, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

edit IC - Potatochopperian Assistant/Slave

Hi! So, I know that IC membership is being limited at present but I really like what you guys are doing over there. The writing thing hasn't really happened for me, yet. Hence I don't qualify for participation. But I was wondering if I could help out image-wise? Kind of like a potato-wielding colonial servant... or something. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:59, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

  • Yay! Thanks. I hope I can be of service. Do you guys need anything specific for the Michael Jackson conquest? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:40, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
That one may just be more straight photographs than anything else. I can't think of any good images for that. But then again, I'm not really an image guy. Neither are you. But that's because you are an image girl instead. So there. =P (If you, in your chopping wisdom, can come up with some good ideas for chops that would be subtle and tasteful I would entertain such ideas.) I'm off to add you to the list right now, by the way. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:48, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Michael and the children

Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him

Ok, so I've had an idea, but it is not "tasteful" AT ALL. In fact, it is decidedly tasteless. Which is why I am running it by you first. I thought since you are defending Michael's "allegations" of child tampering, this might work. But I think it might be a bit over the top. So I'll leave it to your discretion, I'm still trying to get into the swing of the whole IC thing. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
It's rather tasteless, it lacks class, and it's just awful. I love it. Put it up on the Colonization talk page if you want to discuss its use further, but I think you could just put it up on the Colonization page as is. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:36, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Ahem, I thought I was the official lister caretaker. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 13:48, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought you were sucking my dick. Get back down there. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:14, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
One of these days Sissy, one of these days... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:57, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Listen to your inner voice of reason

Aa, Aaaaa. A aaa aaaaaa aa aaa aaaaa aaaa, aaaa A aa aaa. Aaa aaa AAAA, aaa? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 18:22, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

k Sir SysRq (talk) 18:53, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
please do it ASAP SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:03, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
...k Sir SysRq (talk) 21:23, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
now, move your bloody arse to the colonization page and load the cannon, maggot write a section, admiral! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 21:35, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Bitch, you don't get to tell me what to do! (Yeah, I'm getting over there.) Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
aye captain, All hands on dicks (including yours, on mine) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:00, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Cute. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:01, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
are you still here? Go load a cannon or write something, for her majesty's sake, we only have on hour til the Spanish fleet arrives and pwns us. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:05, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Christ, I'm working on it. I'm aware of the deadlines, my friend. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:06, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
btw, how old are you? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:12, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
17. I'm young for an Uncyclopedian. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:18, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Im 17.75, Im older than you, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*.. Whatever, get back to work.. Proof-read the article, and see if there is anything that doesnt make sense.. Quick, the Spanish are in the horizon. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:24, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Wow! I'm 16 and better than all of you. Leddy's 16, too. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:25, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but then you have the old farts like Dillo, Dine, and Dickhead. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:27, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Yea. Those old farts. Old and farts. MrYoungAndSprightly 23:29, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
To all: Go to VFH! Also, see Douche. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and then there's MrN9000 MrN9001. That old cranky robot. He has no control over his sphincter, he's so old. Kinda like Cajek (who is also twentysomething) Sir SysRq (talk) 23:32, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
damn, so we are the brats here, after all SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:34, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
HA! I'm older than all of you! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:35, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Doubt that Socky. :P Anyway, don't listen to him! this is where all the cool people are voting For. Yep. Cool. People. Voting. For. You got it right kids. Course some nasty people are voting against. Might be cos it's a bit shit actually... Now who stole my newspaper? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:37, Mar 27
Oh yeah, and Chris is like 40 methinks. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:38, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
wah wah, agoogom agaa gaga, da da, ma ma *shits in diaper* SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:45, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
The internet is a wonderful place. Where else could middle aged men groom hang out with guys half their age? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:44, Mar 27
The YMCA? The local community college? The morgue? Sir SysRq (talk) 23:49, 27 March 2009 (UTC)
Banned from the first two. Hmm... The the morgue eh? Why did I not think of that before? It's a lot less effort than digging them up everytime. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:52, Mar 27

Start over again, comments are starting to get off page SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:56, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

ah, I have a nice morgue over here, at college SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:58, 27 March 2009 (UTC)

Hey! I'm only 35 you asshat! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:37, 31 Mar

edit IC

  • burp* do we need another day at the IC? *fart* Shall we put it for pee review now? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:09, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 26th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:48, Mar 28

This issue sucked. Do it again. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:36, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
The second part was not about me for some reason. I will speak to the editors... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:38, Mar 28
And I will have sex with them. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:45, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Its Saturday!

And I am going to edit the list for the new week, but could you please add something telling people not to touch it and I will monitor it and any problems should come to me...or something like that? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 14:36, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I will make a nice little press statement as well as a comment on the template itself. Perhaps I could see if an admin wants to keep an eye on it and give anyone who messes with it a nice thump on the head. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:49, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Woot! Alright sounds good thanks Sissy. By the way, do we got someone scheduled to pee on Michael Jackson? That sounds a bit weird...but oh well. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:55, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
I don't know. I just put up the review. You can't do it because you helped this time. I'll have to find someone else. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:59, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Also, I just put up some nice red words yelling at anyone that is not you. You may now edit the template in peace. (Which means, update the list, asshole!) Sir SysRq (talk) 16:04, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh I know I can't be the reviewer, I was just asking because we need to get this one finished by today so it doesn't turn into a Jew, because those are the worst. And I'm on it. From what I can see we got you, me, Mahmoosha, Global, Sockpuppet, Sonje, Joe, and TFK. Anyone else just inform me about but everyone else made contributions not worthy of a point in my eyes. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:08, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Don't forget Ger and Chris. They helped with concept, which is just as important. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:11, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Done and got em. I did one extra thing. I put the list in order from the number of colonizations done, then the latest ones are on top. So all Michael Jackson is on top for one, then two. I am not explaining it right but just take a look and see if I did good. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:20, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Looks great. Well done. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:31, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit In Gratitude I Give Thee..

Newcookie Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Gratitude for what? As far as I remember, it was you who gargled my balls. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:57, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
for your support at IC, but meh.. Hey, care to suck my flagpole a little? You know, just to rid me of this nasty boner.. Oh, and no need to deep throat me, just suck and lick SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:03, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Kinda my job to support people at IC, seeing as how it's my little club and all. But thanks anyways, I will enjoy this cookie almost as much as I will your nutsack. Ooh, you didn't tell me you had crabs. How exotic. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:21, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
and AIDS, too. Welcome to the club SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:27, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
That may be the best thing to say right after sex. "Welcome to the AIDS club, bitch." Sir SysRq (talk) 23:30, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
or write it down in a note, and leave it for you to read when you wake up the following morning SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:37, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
Indeed. My brother and I come up with awkward things to say to women just before, during, and after sex. Next time a girl takes her shirt of for you, just smile and say "like taking candy from a baby." Either that or "gotcha!" will work. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:52, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
then, you might want to help me at HowTo:Suck cock SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:55, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
I got to go sleep now, its 2 am here SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:05, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

edit So like

MShippo37915 Jolly Good Show!

MrN9000 could not help but notice that you have been doing some spiffingly good deeds of late.
As such, you have been awarded this rather nice boxy type thing by way of recognition.

For the stuff and such. I think you will probably have to keep pushing this forward yourself for a good while yet before it is able to function without your attention. I hope you have the drive in you to do that. Seriously. It's a bloody good thing you are doing over there and I hope you are able to keep it up.

Now don't take this wrong way. I still think you are an asshole. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:08, Mar 29

Yay! Assholes! I like assholes, nice, tight vigin ones. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:38 29 March 2009
How would you know? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:39, Mar 29
Trust me, he knows. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
All this time by myself. What else should I do? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:44 29 March 2009
Thanks, friend. I really appreciate your help over the last day or so, as well. I totally expected IC to be like this, though, and I'm ready to give it mouth to mouth for as long as I have to until it finally chucks up that piece of pork and can resume eating after a good yuk or two. That reminds me, I have a template for you as well. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:55, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
An award for MrN. What could that be? Probably something about "My pants off to you". Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Cute. Although he'd have to be the one to do that. I like that though. Good job. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:58, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
I made the template! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

edit IC

hey sys, sorry i contributed a sum total of zero to the michael jackson colonization. last week was not very uncyc-friendly for me and i couldn't get any writing momentum up. i'm not walking away, though, and i'll try my very hardest to contribute something this week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:58, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

No worries mang. You still got credit for your contributions to the concept. Hope to see you this week. Also, if you wouldn't mind picking up some of my slack when it comes to administrative stuff like adding and removing templates, (which needs to be done now) I'd totally appreciate it. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:00, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
sure sure, i'll take a look around and see what needs templateification. i assume you mean michael jackson needs a 'completed' one, and great britain needs an 'in progress' one. i do hope to help out more than i've been doing since al gore was wrapped up, and i apologize once again for starting this whole mess, but i do look forward to striving to be your second-in-command of IC. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:32, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
It's my mess, you just inspired it. And as such, you are to be my number two as punishment. =] Tell you what, if I see some serious commitment this week, I'll put you in an honorary position so that people know to come to you in my absence. Even better, I'll let you make up that title (so long as it's like some kind of admiral) if you want; otherwise I'll just promote you to Admiral. Now if you could also try to keep an eye on Category:Nominated Colonizations and make sure all the templates are where they need to be as far as nominations go, I would greatly appreciate it. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
oh good, that category helps a lot. i already removed the old ones and put some new ones up, i also made a template to go at the bottom of the main colonization page that highlights our non-yet-featured articles. i'm looking forward to great britain and earning my stripes, or dots, or whatever it is you'll use to mark me as your flunky. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Probably urine, so that my dogs know you're mine too. Also, great job on the non-feature templates. Go ahead and distribute those and I' nothing. As usual. Sometimes that's just how it goes. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:16, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

I would also like to apologize for my lack of participation with MJ, my whole state's been declared a disaster area and I haven't had any time for Uncyc in the last week. MJ turned out great guys! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:41, 31 Mar

edit Dude

Remind me again why we have the Colonization of the Week thing on the main page? The link goes to an article which we are not even editing (it's on a subpage) and there are restrictions about joining IC anyway right? Not that I have a problem with it being there (obviously) I'm just not sure that it serves any purpose... Ya get me? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:26, Mar 30

I like it being there because it reminds people that IC is alive and kicking, and that yes, we do stuff. The active community is still pretty aware of us, but new users or users who don't take an active part in the community may not be so aware of IC. Therefore, the template is for them. If they see it change every week, they know that we're doing something and that good things are happening. That's why I like it there. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:30, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Jesus MrN, just bitch bitch bitch ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:31, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
I know. I bet it's because I haven't fed him in a week. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:34, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
feed me SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:37, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Shit how'd he get in here? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:38, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
The same way you were about to leave, chief. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:40, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Ouch baby, very ouch ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:41, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah baby! Oh yeah! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
But it encourages people to edit an article which is about to be replaced. Is that a good idea? Maybe there is another way which we can whore out IC without guiding people to the wrong place... What's the point of people getting shown an article which about to be replaced? The point is to let people know about IC and introduce them into getting involved. I doubt if the regs who are in IC will be affected by it being there. Maybe the wording could be changed or something? I doubt if many people click the "us" link, they are more likely to go to the main link. Maybe a link to last weeks colonisation as well? I don't know, I just don't think it's right as it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:46, Mar 30
Maybe we should let it link to the colonization page. That way everybody can see how we screw up. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
the link goes to the colonization talk, "us" goes to IC SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
The link did go to the article. I changed it. Check it out. I think it keeps everyone happy like that now. If people are interested enough they will figure it out... If anyone has a better suggestion you can all fuck off. Or not. Up to you really. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:24, Mar 30
I have a better suggestion; FEED ME, I AM HUNGRYYY SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:33, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
/me throws apple in Mahmoosha's face Here, some healthy food. Eat it! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
Wtf? No desserts?! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 23:39, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
MrN, to bottom line it, I'm happy with it the way it is. If you aren't, you may move the link, just link to last week's colonization, or just link to IC. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:03, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Take a look at what I did... You still have the name of the current IC there, but the link goes to the main IC page. We could add a link to last weeks colonisation also. Also, also, your talk page appears to be infested with termites. Would you like me to fetch the spray? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:24, Mar 31
Wrong again Sissy, this is the bottom line. Haha get it? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:06, 31 March 2009 (UTC)


Now, thats the bottom line SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:20, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

edit No, here is the bottom line

I just realized that this whole discussion is about me putting the "wrong" link on the front page. Obviously, since I'm infallible it means you're all mistaken. I shall now be deopping MrN and ban the lot of you. I'll delete IC just to be on the safe side. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:03, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

Maybe you should deop yourself just to be on the safe side. There's nothing safe about entrusting power to Jews. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:46, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

edit I love you

Set egyptian god Thou Shalt Suffer

Mahm00shA smiteth thee.

Fire be upon thee <insert name here>.

Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:23, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
i dun geddit Sir SysRq (talk) 16:49, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

edit So, Bitch.

What's happening with this? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:49 31 March 2009

OI! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:09 1 April 2009
Uh, whah, WHAH? Oh. Eh. I'll nom it again and see how it does. Sir SysRq (talk)

edit Congratulations

For winning the UoTM.. I wont call you names for one week to come, fucker SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 05:29, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, friend. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:37, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

edit IC (i named it that just to piss you off)

hey sys, some thoughts:

1) while i was initially opposed to removing all of the noms each week, i now think it's the best method, since it prevents us from getting stuck doing articles that have lost momentum or were voted on by long-gone users. i'll keep up with the noms and associated templates as much as i can.
2) i also agree with removing colonizers after three weeks of inactivity, but i think we should at least give them a talk page warning before booting them and stripping them of their stripes. if you agree, i'll leave a message tomorrow to those users who haven't partaken since al gore, asking them to come on over and help out this week. the no-shows can get retired (or straight-up booted if they never participated at all, right now nearly half of our colonizers have never done a lick).
3)looks like this week's effort might be ill-fated again, but i'm trying to turn it around (with minimal help from the bloody limeys who just sit there drinking tea and mocking my effort). what do you think of the intro i have so far?
4)looks like we picked the wrong time to get all colonizy with respect to your schedule...have you been busy again? just remember what i keep telling myself: we're not colonizing to churn out a feature a week, we're merely seeking to improve popular articles to 'adequate' status, and we're 3 for 3.

cheers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:04, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Just a drive by comment on point 4 by Mr. Cheevers; this is why I don't consider Jew to be a failure or quagmire or anything like that. It may have been slow going and fallen a bit short of our (rather lofty) goals, but the end result is infinitely better than what we started with. That makes it a successful colonization in my eyes. If we keep referring to it (and this goes for any article on IC) as a failure it could be a bit demoralizing to the ones who participated. Not me mind, I hate Uncyclopedia and everyone on it. But other people. They might get offended. Maybe even hurt a little. No; I'm not crying, I just got some dust in my eye. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:21, 1 Apr
Alright, I'm here. I agree that removing all noms makes sense now if we have someone willing to do it. Also, I'll try to come up with a template to drop on people's pages to remind them to participate or risk expulsion. Alsoalso, I'm getting my ass over there now. Alsoalsoalso, I think I may be good this week, just don't expect me on and writing all the time. Thanks so much for your commitment, Ger. I appreciate it. And Chris, you can go fuck yourself. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:23, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Alright, now I'm crying. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:32, 1 Apr
And now I'm cumming. Your tears get me off. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:41, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
I thought it was my mouth that got you off. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:46, 1 Apr
April Fools. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:47, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
In what way am I your mouth, Opty? Or is it just because that I speek for gays everywhere? Get it because you're gay. lol! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:13 2 April 2009
I'm not gay! I just call my mouth Orian57 when I'm masturbating SysRq. Filthy pervert. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:27, 2 Apr
hey sys, an update: i'll be off-wiki all weekend after tonight, so i won't be able to do weekly IC maintenence stuff until monday morning, but i will take care of whatever there is left to do at that point when i return. i think great britain looks promising. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:17, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Is that because it's normally me that's wrapped around SysRq? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:39 2 April 2009
Thanks Ger. I'm real impressed with all that you've done this week, if you want I can give you a special title or just promote you to Admiral and put a little star by it to signify that you're now my official number two. Just let me know what you wanna do. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:23, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
hmm...perhaps lance admiral? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:21, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
It's done. Thanks again. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:46, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 2nd April 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:00, Apr 2

edit For your vote...

The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:57, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

edit DAMMMN dude your page is active.

And I just got a REALLY good idea for an article. Have you ever heard of sexting? If you have you will know why I started cracking up when I first heard about it so I gotta write something on it. I just wanted to get your opinion on a direction...I got a few. First. A basic article about sexting and supporting it. Second. An Unscript of a common sexting session. Third (Favorite so far). An unnews about a girl getting raped through sexting and the boy going to jail. Any other ideas? Any you would recommend? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:35, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Hm. You could go a lot of different directions with this. Gimme some time to think about this and I'll get back to you. I'm liking the straight encyclopedic style, just with some satire. Like try to defend it and stuff. Type me up an outline and get it to me sometime soon. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:32, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Ya sure. I just have so many ideas running through my mind that I want to stick to one. I think my favorite though would be funniest. How would you defend sexting encyclopedicly? Any examples? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:12, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
"Many believe sexting to be a dangerous activity for teens. Others interpret sexting as an indicator that other, much more real sexual activity is going on. However, sexting actually prevents young people from engaging in sexual activity, providing them with a safe outlet for their built up sexual frustration in the form of a 1.4 megapixel cell phone camera." Sir SysRq (talk) 17:47, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmm I like that. I think ima write up two and see which one I end up liking more. Thanks slot Sys.~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:21, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

edit I need some help

Check this out, my goodbye-article User:Mahm00shA/Bob the sperm. I want you to proofread the article and re-format it if you want. If you liked it, pee on it and nominate it to VFH. If you cant do that, tell <insert name here> to do it instead. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:33, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Good bye article? You're leaving us? Sir SysRq (talk) 00:23, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
just til summer.. I failed my midyears at college, and I cant afford to fail the finals too. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:34, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Dude, that's like no joke. Gahh. Get on that, nigguh! And yeah, I'll take a look at your article. But I'm not writing it for you if that's what you're driving at. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:37, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
yes, I am not joking, and no, I dont want you too write it, it is already done. Just proofread it then pee on it or get someone to do the pee SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:41, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
I need to pee on something, I'll probably do it. Or, I'll at least say I will and then not do it. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:43, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
do it now! /me pulls out my minigun SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 00:50, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
do you have time for doing the pee review a asked you to do? If no, then go fuck yourself :) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 14:05, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Aye, twill happen today. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
which means that you still have an hour and a half to do it .. Or feel my wrath SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:33, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Huhwhah..who's there? Still Saturday here, bitch. So I'm still good. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:05, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

edit I need some Penis

In addition, and you are probably going to totally disagree with me but... I think the UN:IC period needs to be longer (maybe 2 weeks, not 1). IC should be producing totally awesome pages every time. Right now, I don't think it is. IC worked well for a short time when the buzz of a new thing was going on, but for this project to work in the long term I think it's only going to happen if we have more time. Obviously if we finish a page early, then we can always skip to something new after 1 week. *bends over* MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:06, Apr 5

Not even talking me eh? It's obviously only a suggestion man. It's your gig. You do whatever you want to with it... Oh, check out this also. Though I'm not sure a month would have been long enough to sort that one out... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:36, Apr 5
Huh? I could have sworn I responded to this. I probably got distracted by some other mention of penis somewhere in my house. My apologies. Like I said before, I'm not married to the system, I only put it in place because we needed some kind of system. If we want to shorten the planning period, we can find a way to do that. I don't think that would be very possible, though. Also, I think that extending the writing period to Saturday may help in the slightest, even though we already do that anyways. Perhaps doing a fortnight every time would produce better results. Do you think we need another week on Great Britain? I'm off to read that forum post, excuse me. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes. I think Great Britain needs another week. If we are going to replace an entire page like that it's got to be one hell of a lot better than what was there before. I'm not sure that arbitrarily extending a week is a good idea either. A fixed time period (which is sometimes shortened) is a lot better than one which is sometimes lengthened. People need to have a goal and not think "oh, it's OK, if I don't bother SysRq will extend it". Give em two weeks. If it's not done after that it's not going to happen, and you need to kick the people who voted to do it in the balls. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:45, Apr 5
Yes. Later. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:53, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
I understand this comes out of the blue, but I saw the topic and realised I need penis, too... /me is drunk and wanders off... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - 20:58, 8 Apr

edit IC yet again

hey sys, i'm gone for the weekend again. don't worry, this isn't going to be a normal thing. i'll take care of the template-work, review and such having to do with the turnover (it looks like it'll be to barack) on monday if you haven't at that point. also, i'll come up with something to send to our lazier colinizers, and collab with tags on making sure the board represents an accurate picture of said colonizers. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:53, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Namechange?

Hey dude, I was just wondering what you think about me getting a name change. I just think there are plenty of better names out there and tit at the end makes me seem like some kind of tit fanatic perv. When I originally made the name, I liked the flow of Tag-stit if said like that or even Tagst-it, but ya, I think you may seem my problem. What do you think? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 07:46, 9 April 2009 (UTC) ]]

Where tits are involved, I just have to make a comment. tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit tit Socktit of a nonnude usertit 07:57, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
On a more serious note... Tagstit, everybody knows you by that name. It's not a bad name. A namechange just seems like a bad idea. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:05, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
I like your name. It's a good Uncyc name. It's short, sweet, somewhat meaningless. We've all come to love Tagstit and if Tagstit were to leave us I don't know what I would do. Stay as Tags, please? Sir SysRq (talk) 15:57, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
People that change their names are gay. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:59, 9 Apr
Yeah, I miss that userpage. That Google theme was so clever. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:13, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh okay haha I will keep the name then, just wanted an opinion. Thanks guys! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

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edit It's My Birthday! (and I'll Cry if I Want to.)

Ok? Also how are you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:24 10 April 2009

Heyy bud! Is it really your birthday? What are you, 19? Sir SysRq (talk) 02:34, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Yup, yup, well it was, and yup! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:56 11 April 2009
It was my birthday on April 2nd and everybody but RT forgot. :'( Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Whosis? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:34 12 April 2009

edit VFH

Go vote for my entry, now! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 22:49, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

lol k Sir SysRq (talk) 02:35, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
thanks SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 08:06, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo SysRq

Hey just did the list for this colonization. If you wanna check it go ahead but I came here to tell you that it is looking messy and I think I should cut everyone out who has zeros, and haven't helped since Al Gore. We can move them to a list below, like an inactive list. Just to keep things neat and current. Just askin your approval. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:27, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

I'll fix up a warning template to be distributed to everyone that has missed two Colonizations in a row. After the third week, they are out. Next week we start cutting people. Lemme get on that template right now. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:04, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
UPDATE: This goes on all talk pages of lazy ICers. Be sure to subst it. Thanks Tags! Sir SysRq (talk) 16:11, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
By the way, Crabpope decided to add himself to the list and give himself a point. Should I talk to him or what should happen? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:12, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
maybe we should add a big 'DON'T EDIT THIS IF YOU ARE NOT TAGSTIT' in bold colors. oh, wait... SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:53, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I spoke with him already. And that's a good idea, Ger. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:59, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
hey sys, i can distribute that template to our less active users if you want. just say the word. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:14, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Werd, son. Punch it. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:02, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Suck on my choclate salty balls

...Or othewise, don't forget to remind me about the new colonization every week. Main page still said "Great Britain". ~Jewriken.GIF 10:05, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

My bad, dawg. My bad. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
I always wanted someone to call me dawg. I'm feeling very happy now O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 14:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
hey, chocolate isnt salty, right? Mahm00shA 21:49, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
It gets salty when you smear it on SysRq's balls. When you smear it on Mordillo's balls it turns kosher. Or so I'm told anyway. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:53, 15 Apr
you cant have kosher chocolate, cause it usually has milk and meat in it. Amirite, Mordy? :p Mahm00shA 21:59, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Meat in chocolate? WTF? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. My meat. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:03, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
That's the Jew magic of 'Dillo's balls. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:04, 15 Apr
UN:IC needs your meat. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
somebody's mother needs my meat, too Mahm00shA 22:10, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
My mom is such a whore. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:11, 15 Apr
Honor Thy Mother, as Dream Theater said Mahm00shA 22:20, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
My mom fucked Dream Theater. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:22, 15 Apr
I had sex with all of your friends. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:26, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
exotic! So you are gay? Mahm00shA 22:31, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:04, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Thank god. I was starting to get worried. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:15, 16 Apr
I am lesbian Mahm00shA 23:37, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Me too! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:16, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Hellow old friend.

Did I tell you I was back? Anyway, I came back with an inferior version of this Why?:Don't You Get a Job? and then UU helped me out with a fabulous pee. I'm now working on this. It will have words soon. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:36 15 April 2009

Aye, you are arisen! Glad to see you, buddy. Sandcastle sounds like a fantastic idea. I can't wait to see what direction you go with it. I'm thinking maybe a narrative of some poor kid at the beach, trying to build a sandcastle as people keep knocking it down. I just love your narratives and I hope to read some more of them now. I'm off to look at Why?:Don't You Get a Job! now. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 22:29, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
I was gonna call it Why?:Don't you build a sandcastle? but I thought I'd take my career in a different direction. Talking of which, you're not even close. but yeah. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:43 16 April 2009
Also do you thing the job one is another feature? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:36 16 April 2009
Absolutely. Just don't put THE END at the end. Put it at the beginning instead. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Well then... Please? I'd do it myself but I hate looking vain. Also Sandcastle, I've writen the first section of it, do you think it's going in a good direction? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:42 16 April 2009
Hello? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:12 18 April 2009

edit colonizer monitoring

so check out this page. i kept track of who and when i sent reminders to, and based on that we can tune the list up after each week. do you think you'll be around to help out with obama this week? it's thursday and we don't have much content (though i haven't gotten to the article itself yet), so it looks like this is another two week one. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

speaking of colonization, there is a new membership request. It has been there for quite some time. check it out Mahm00shA 15:35, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
i left a message on raliter's talkpage, and he is helping out this week. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:40, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
fine Mahm00shA 15:43, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Whoa hey. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:24, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Colon icer monitoring

I'm here to make sure your colon icer is functioning properly. Bend over and grab your ankles. You might feel a slight pressure. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:29, 17 Apr

Whoa hey. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
You might wanna weigh in on Nach's comments about IC. Seeing as how you're our leader and all. You know, if you can be bothered with IC that is. :P -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:41, 17 Apr

edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Dude!

Hello. I seem to recall you saying that you'd do something to er for no, to? - what - FOR! me? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:29 19 April 2009

Well I mean now I'm here. =] Get Olipro to call me on Skype and add me to a conference like in 30 minutes or so. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:46, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
I'm actually just going to bed now actually. But probably see you later. And thanks buddy! Glad you apreciate my work without me having to prompt you. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:59 19 April 2009
Shut up, faggot. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:04, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Pussy goblin! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:05 19 April 2009
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