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edit Rape!

I like it when you struggle. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:08 15 February 2009

Not quite record time, you obviously stopped to wank before arriving. That means I was your second cum of the day. How insulting. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:10, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
How actually did you know that? I was litterally just closing the porno tab when I clicked my watchlist. fucking stalker. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:11 15 February 2009
I'm that part of your conscience that makes you dream about pulling up porno sites in public. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:17, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Already done that. Well I tried. They won't let back in the Library now -- which is fine anyway I have my own internet access and can afford to buy books that I never read. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:21 15 February 2009
I seriously had a dream last night that I was looking up porn when my whole family was in the room. It was weird, they kept looking at me while I wanked. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:24, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I've had that one too. I woke up wet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:24 15 February 2009
I woke up wanking in my living room with my family watching me. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:26, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
I've had that dream in reverse. It's far far worse. - [21:02 15 February 2009] PlebYettie
You're talking about watching your entire family wank, right? Yeah, that would be pretty awful. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:04, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Yup. On each other. Over porn. Gay porn. While I was trying to do an english essay. Which I actually did quite well in. But that has got nothing to do with the family wanking. Most disturbingly...the GIRLS were wanking too...but like boys! - [21:16 15 February 2009] PlebYettie
I don't understand. You finished your English essay? While futa girls jerked their meat in front of you? Sir SysRq (talk) 21:20, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Sorry to interupt, but just thought you should all see the glory of my new sig. Which is pretty much the same just new colors. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 07:49, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, way to interrupt. I'm trying to get raped here. (Looks awesome, buddy. =D) Sir SysRq (talk) 16:21, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Lol. You have a black tit. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:13 16 February 2009
Lol. You have a pink talk. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:16, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Actually it's Fuschia, Mr small-Socpuppet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:44 16 February 2009
Yeah. He knows, too. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:45, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Knows what? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:47 16 February 2009
That it is fuchsia. You sure know your colors. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:54, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucking Homophobe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:56 16 February 2009
Who's fucking homophobes? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:07, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
I am. It's an ironic punishment, really. But loacal authorities seem to think I'm a paedophile. If only the parents could raise their children to use the word "gay" properly... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:18 16 February 2009
To mean "joyous"? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:24, 16 February 2009 (UTC)
Well that or a homosexual. But it's bassically homophobic to call your homoewaork gay. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:27 16 February 2009
Dude, that's gay. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:33, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Colab

Does Yettie, Orian, HV, and UU know I am helping out on the Zombie thing? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:25, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure they do. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
K I reserved spot three by the way. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:28, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
What disaster are you doing? I'm still trying to decide how to make biological near-extinction ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:48 18 February 2009
I still have no idea, I have a few ideas but am waiting to see a few you guys put out first. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:52, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeh, I was going to put up my pieced together roughety rough zombie apocalypse bit, but then WHAM-BAM-KLABOOM and my internet failed on me. - [16:18 18 February 2009] PlebYettie

edit In case the question wasn't rhetorical...

Because someone moved an article in my userspace to mainspace without asking me and I moved it back because it's only half done. Forgot to clear it up. --monika 23:10, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

In that case, just move it back to mainspace. I just saw a redirect to userspace and felt a need to fix it. Sorry for any trouble. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:12, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
It's not ready for mainspace. That's the point. --monika 23:25, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
Okay then, leave it as is for now and when it's ready for mainspace have an op delete the redirect page there so that you can move it and preserve your edit history. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

edit So, ummm...

I'm too late to rape your page. Would you accept some sweet sweet lovin' instead? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:56, 18 Feb

If you'd tolerate consensual sex. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:58, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
No; that shit's gay. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:59, 18 Feb
Yeah, once it stops being rape it becomes nothing more than just plain ol' gay sex. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:20, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucking homophobes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:09 19 February 2009
That's pretty much the gist of it. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:22, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Well I watch 24 for reasons other than Keifer Sutherland (who to be fair is kinda not very atractive at all) Which makes me sort of not that gay? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:24 19 February 2009

edit Yuck

I haven't even heard of half of the Imperial Colonazation list, I thought it was going to be more frequent users...especially the first few weeks...~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 05:05, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes maybe some sort of amount-of-time-on-uncyclopedia or edit-count-thing rule. But then rules<funny. But congrats on successfully taking over IC. It's looking good, Sissy. - [08:33 19 February 2009] PlebYettie
Yeah, see I agreed with you at first. Let's discuss.
  1. New users could actually work against us with their inexperience.
  2. We could either require that they have at least one feature or have <insert time period here> of experience on the wiki.
  3. Alternatively, we could let them stay and just remove them after a few weeks of inactivity.
Thoughts? Sir SysRq (talk) 14:18, 19 February 2009 (UTC)
Responded on the main IC talk page. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:46, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

So, yeah. IC was always my favorite project here and I'm glad to see someone taking an interest in it, especially someone as talented as you. I'd be interested in taking part, but my inactivity might be a strike against? I glanced at the page, but reading is hard. Could you give a tl;dr version of the roolz and whatnot on my talky page? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:27, 19 Feb

edit UnSignpost 19th February2009

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edit LOL

LOL -LOL You better fuckin vote this time!

I'm on my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy... Sir SysRq (talk) 19:06, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:11, 21 Feb
I expect a template with {{USERNAME}} used more than once. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:13, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

edit This is...

...a story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world. Oh she looks so sad and lonely that, I absolutely lover her. When she smilessssss. That is all. Also, *POKE POKE POKE* on that article critiquing you said would be done like a week ago! But I forgive you ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:25, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you for that, listening to that song made me thing it was 1998. And what article was I supposed to critique again? I thought I looked at your newer stuff and gave my brief thoughts on the talk pages. If you wanted me to do a review, I can do that, but be ready to deal with the fact that it probably won't get done, me being lazy and all. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:29, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
No problemo, I am gonna start singing alot more around this place. And I just wanted your brief opinions on the Ocean's Fourteen, because that is still a Work in Progress and I wanted to know if it was funny to someone who hasn't seen it. Like for example, I changed some characters to make them a bit more colorful so to speak, not really, but I just wanted to know what someone who hasn't seen any of Ocean movies thinks. Also, I wanted to know how to improve the Diary of a Monkey Lover and how to make it funnier in some areas, or if it is good enough as is. And I'm takin my time, I'm just movin along. Don't forget about me after I've been gone. Do you know that one? It is pretty easy...~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:34, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

...a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside-down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:07, Feb 21
...a story. Of a lovely lady. Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. And their stalker. A guy named Yettie. Who's pubes where all done up in curls. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:30, 21 Feb
...my story, this is my song, praising my Savior all the day long... Sir SysRq (talk) 21:02, 21 February 2009 (UTC)

edit I'm sorry about this but...

I have bugged you about this for too long. All I wanted was a simple check up on my latest work, but you had to push me and push me. Now, I have to punish you...and your talk page...I didn't want to do this. *POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE POKE 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Sorry I had to do that... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:42, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey SysRq

I think tagstit is trying to get your attention. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:48, Feb 23

I think SysRq is offline now. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 03:51, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Ya, he said he would tell me what he thought of my new stuff like a WEEK ago...and...and...*breaks out crying* HE FORGOT ABOUT IT!!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:56, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
There there, don't cry. He'll give you a whole lot of better reasons to cry sooner or later. Childhood is a time to be happy. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 04:01, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Ya, but my dad doesn't even pay attention to me! And my stepdad is gay...so...ya ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:03, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Just take comfort in the fact that you're too ugly to molest. Also I am tottally gonna look at your monkey loving article. As soon as I get back. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:51 23 February 2009
Yeah, Orian's gonna be gone for a week. Someone died, I think. Maybe he did. And I'll look at that stuff again (even though I did read through those pieces) later today and give you my updated opinion. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:22, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Also sissy...

Are we splitting the feature credit for I kissed a girl? I was just wondering because it looks like a fairly certain feature now. I mean technically your bit wouldn't have been possible if I didn't write it so I think I should get at least all of the credit but what ever you want. People consider you the "talent". ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:59 23 February 2009

You wrote it, I think the credit is all yours. I don't think performing it gives me a feature credit. It's like doing the audio for an UnNews article that later gets featured. The vocal talent doesn't get the credit, I don't think. I dunno, what have people done in the past? Surely there is some precedent. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:16, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh ok. cool. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:03 25 February 2009

edit Did you notice that you have a new plunger?

09:23, 23 February 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs | block) changed group membership for User:SysRq from (none) to Rollback ‎ (OBSERVE YOUR NEW PLUNGER)

~Jewriken.GIF 15:16, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Why thank you, kind sir! Yes, I just noticed that I had it. Thanks a lot. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
And now you can go on to Orian and brag that you have a bigger plunger! ~Jewriken.GIF 15:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Sissy whats a plunger? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:41, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
It unclogs the toilet using suction. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:47, 23 February 2009 (UTC)
Just like mom. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:47, 24 Feb
Buh-zing. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:38, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Userpage...

hi umm as you pointed out I have gone for a minimalist look for my userpage...what kinda things to u reckon i should put on it? also i happen to be muy bore atm and so im wondering if theres anything i can be doing round this here wiki?....Flare 21:39, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Hi Flare, good to see you again! Try looking at mine or other users' pages to get some ideas. Mine just contains some biographical information, my bibliography, my awards, and some userboxes. As for things to do, why not do a pee review? rewrite an article? vote on VFH, VFP, NotM, UotM, WotM, etc.? Or, if you have something you'd like to do (like start an article) that I can help you with, let me know and I'll be happy to help. I'll be online for a few hours, so I'll try to be quick at answering questions and working with you if you need anything. Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 21:59, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Just curious...

I'm your only unson right??? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 06:17, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Nope, Flare is mine too. Check my userboxes. It doesn't mean I love you any less, though. (I thought you knew that...) Sir SysRq (talk) 14:13, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
No way! I gots a brother! Well I am sorry i've been so high-maitenence (or however you spell it). ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:34, 25 February 2009 (UTC)
I didn't want to break it to you, but SysRQ told me that he did indeed love you less. "My least favorite unson" was the exact phrasing. Something about your poor spelling I think was the reason. Personally I think he's just being an ass. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:58, 25 Feb
Son, there is every chance in the world I was drunk when I said that. In fact, there's a good chance I'm drunk right now. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:27, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Cheers!

Happy spok This is my happy face

Unlike this monkey you appreciated my article. Nerds all around the world are rejoicing and praising you as their newest Captain. Thank you for voting!

The Force is strong within you.

edit UnSignpost 26th February 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 11:28, Feb 26

edit Real Question

can I delete my nomination now? Cause (no offense) it seems hypocritical that you would block me because of the nomination and then not let me delete it.--68.63.145.190 21:10, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

First of all, I am not a sysop so I have no banning power. Secondly, we usually don't like to completely erase things from the record. The safest thing to do would be to just leave it there and let it be archived with everything else. By March 1st, it will be off of that page anyways and sent to the archives. That's what we've done in the past and it looks like that's what we're doing now. I could be wrong, I would take it up with an actual sysop. Try MrN9000 or The Led Balloon, they may have a better answer for you. I've talked to both of them about this, however, and neither of them have removed the nom entirely so I think it's just going to stay there. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:17, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
OK, I can respect that, thank you. So... is this comment ever going to be deleted, or will it stay here forever?(not trying to be disrespectful)--68.63.145.190 23:14, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
The one you just typed? No, it's rather nice, and I like it. I thought it was a gift for me. What are you, some kind of Indian-giver? Sir SysRq (talk) 23:41, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

edit VFS

SAFPAS For your vote in VFS
You have been awarded a Certificate guaranteeing you safe passage within Uncyclopedia's borders if Zionist domination is eventually established.

Rabbi Techno

edit Why...

is that kid Not A Good Username such a dick? Like he got all pissy at Yettie when he tried to help him once, then he deletes your pages, and if you say your not voting for his pictures he makes weak threats...what do you do with guys like that? You know, the ones not really jokingly playing around... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:50, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

If he's really being a dick put him on Ban Patrol. Otherwise just ignore him, twits like that don't usually last very long here. Unless they're SysRq. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:54, 28 Feb
Alright, I think he should go on ban patrol for sure. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:57, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Do what you want. Personally, I don't have a real problem with the guy. But if you feel like you do, perhaps take it up with him or an admin if you feel you need someone else to mediate for you. I think he's just looking for attention more than anything, so I he's probably harmless. Not quite banworthy yet. OptyC is right, if we leave him alone he'll either correct his own behavior after realizing that no one likes people who behave like that, or he'll just bugger off eventually and move on with his life. As far as I see it, this isn't a huge deal. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:33, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Alright I guess I will just leave him alone. I lost it with him though when he got all pissed at Yettie for trying to help him. That was pretty weak I thought.~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:08, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
Yettie's a big boy. S/he can take care of himself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:15, 28 Feb
As a final note, I just got an e-mail from Mr. Username regarding this and it would appear that he's sorry for being a bit of a twit. Sounds like he took some comments a bit too personally, these things happen. I don't think you'll have any further problems dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:28, 28 Feb
Yes. A bit of advice, Tags, try not to get too worked up over Drama. Usually things have a way of sorting themselves out, there's no real point in getting majorly pissed at people on the internet. Just focus on bettering yourself and move on. That's what I do, minus the "bettering myself" part. I'm the same ol' Sys I was two years ago. And that is not a good thing. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:39, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
I love you so hard. Now get to work! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:51, 28 Feb
Get to work on what? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:53, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
My balls. You had to ask? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:07, 28 Feb
Alright. While I gargle those, go read the new ending of Al Gore. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:29, 28 February 2009 (UTC)
<3 Much better. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:33, 28 Feb
Cool. Some final scrubbing and then it's off to Pee Review. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:35, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

edit What a long strange trip it's been...

Flower power 4708d8a4838a8
Thanks For Being Groovy!

I am both deeply humbled and appreciative of your vote to promote me to Knight Grand Cross of the Order and shall send the magic van round to your flat with virtual contraband

Thanks for your continual support. Your writing style makes me envious at times. It's as if your able to magically loosen your ass and let those magical beans flow while I just can't seem to relax the sphincter half the time and get bogged down in elaborate Albatross projects.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:50, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Groovy, baby. Congrats again, you've become quite the writer during your relatively short stay here. Took me two bloody years to get that award. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:49, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

Thanks for the NotM vote. And, while I'm at it, for the invite to join Imperial Colonization. I appreciate both. Cheers, dude.

--Guildensternenstein 04:30, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks, man

Umemiyamasako

Good day, old chap! Thank you indeed for your vote on my article, UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?.
As a sterling reward, I will not deliberately make this text extremely tiny around these pictures of some rather cracking Japanese girls I've supplied for you.
... I say, are you still there, old boy?

Whydidtheusnukethemanyway

Blah blah, thank you, blah blah blah, etc. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 15:50, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

edit A Template of Thanks

Perhaps just including the template and not dumping the entire source code onto peoples' talk pages would be better. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:05, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

edit I noticed...

A recent vandal on your userpage, and it made me want to join your fanclub. cheers,  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:36, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

I suppose that means I'll be seeing a lot more of you. I better bring some more...REESES PUFFS CEREAL! YES NOW EVEN YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF HAVING REESES FOR BREAKFAST! Sir SysRq (talk) 14:25, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 5th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:02, Mar 6

edit Say Sissy

After I heard your marvelous singing abilities, how about you do this one? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:05, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

I suppose. It won't happen this weekend, I'm locked out of my house until late Sunday night. Don't ask. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:07, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Not asking. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
You better not be. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:23, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Sup

I stand by my statement. Has any GotM ever gotten an article featured?--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:21, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

You mean besides SysRq? Dude, chill out. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:30, 6 Mar
I stand by my statement that you need to chill the fuck out. It's not a huge deal. We've all gotten GotM at some point. Look at past winners. Nobody cares about GotM. Quit making drama. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:40, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Ya...in fact...I am kinda insulted I have never won it. I fail at failing. =( ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:20, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes you do. Okay I get it it's a joke Ooh haha. It just seemed like a coincidence that everyone was telling me all of my stuff sucks and then I got nommed for this. I'm just a little depressed. AFI killed me and Jenny broke up with me.--Smokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 00:30, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Dude...just call Mary. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:00, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Wait was that a joke? Your gonna have to explain that one to me Sysr...I mean Mary. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:04, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
See BBQ's new article and [[Talk:HowTo:Get Over Jenny|my comments]]. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:15, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization question.

I was just wondering, when you're working on the article you're currently colonizing (in this case, Jew) are regular, non-British tyrants allowed to contribute?Saberwolf116 01:45, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

I suppose nothing's to stop you from editing the article itself, just so long as you abide by the theme that has been decided upon. Non-Colonizers are only limited in that they cannot take part in the Organization phase (Mondays and Tuesdays) but there's nothing to stop you from voting and editing. However, if you're reverted or anything like that, Colonizers have seniority and you're expected to kinda back off. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:51, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Also, are non-brits allowed to nominate, or just the ruthless colonizers?Saberwolf116 21:36, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Thankees

Article-1097643-00568B8D00000258-695 468x449 Achtung!

Your support for the Nazi party has been documented. Danke shein. That vill be all.

OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:51, 7 Mar

edit Remember we talked about conservapedia?

Brand new levels of lunacy. It'd be hillarious if Orian could convince himself it was parody. except Orian can't convince himself of anything because he's suicidal and just so please with how fabulous Orian made his death-outfit look. Orian also demands that the article be deleted as it is hate speach and offends Orian. Orian can't make a joke about "intense affirmative action in the form of preferential hiring and networking" because Orian doesn't know what that means. Orian is now going to kill a child because he is not thinking about the long term ramifications of his actions. article and its talk page. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:44 8 March 2009

"Anyone criticizing this article's encyclopedic value has a liberal heart." I couldn't come up with anything better myself. Sir SysRq (talk) 05:58, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
I kno rite! They just suck so much at differentiating between reality and their own simple fantisies. Also I would like to recomend the book Hater by David Moody. Bassically I want you to read it so I have someone to talk to about it because I can't make up my mind if even liked it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:19 8 March 2009
I need a book. Am I going to laugh at this book? Or will I have to read it in 5 minute sessions like I do Conservapedia in order to control my rage? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:59, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Probably neither. I found it kinda disturbing actually. It was advertised as a zombie flick but it really really wasn't. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:44 8 March 2009
Aye, you're really selling me on it. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:57, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Disturbing in a good way, as in I can't really get it out of my head. And it was British. However it was written in the present tense and that get's on my nerves after prolonged periods of time. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:13 9 March 2009

edit Hey Hay Hay

Combo I Told Her Thanks For Voting To Feature Private Eye

But she looked at me like I was wearing orange in the St Patrick's Day parade. I wasn't sure if that was fog behind me or if my favorite place for take-out Chinese food had just went up in flames but I knew that I'd better make this quick either way. "You were great, kid" I told her but her facial expression never changed. She kicked off her heels and put on a pair of roller skates but she looked about as comfortable in them as a woodpecker in the petrified forest. She took one last drag off her cigarette, blew the smoke in my face, flicked the butt at my feet and rolled away into the night - leaving me standing there like a wide screen TV on layaway. I took another sniff of the air and now I was sure, Chang's Wok Inn was definitely on fire and it looked like it was going to be another night of hamburger helper and "Juggs" magazine..............................

See what I mean about getting bogged down in time consuming projects? I just can't help myself. I suppose that's why it has been so refreshing to goof off a little on the 10 apocalypses. I'm forced to be brief. If YTTE doesn't show back soon I cast my vote for you to guide/direct us all through the blank apocalypses until he can come back and wrap up his portions. I understand if you don't feel too bold about doing that but it's my way of complimenting you. I've been thinking long and hard about UOTM and while socky does a lot of inglorious work (which I hold in high regard), your ability to play ringmaster for colonization is invaluable. I say that based on my 10 years of experience in volunteer radio (with 5 being in management) and what I've seen here in my brief presence. Tip of the hat to you, sir.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:13, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow, thanks for the kind words, buddy! Really means a lot that you trust me to take on these leadership positions. I'll try my best to dish out pokes as needed for the Apocalypses if Yettie don't show his face too soon. However, with the three or so other projects I have going on right now, it may end up taking something of a backseat. I will do my very best, I promise! I really think that's going to end up being one epic article, and I think this may be the most epic collab in Uncyc history. Oh yeah, and nice article. I enjoyed reading it, you're getting quite good at that style. Sir SysRq (talk) 16:18, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

edit New Article

Hey, do you like my new article? It didn't go EXACTLY the way I planned, but I tried to make fun of the weird relationships girl have, and the planned hang out with your girlfriend and her best friend, which just turns you off majorly when they are trying to be cute and funny. I think the fact that the friend was fat kinda took over. I want your opinion on it though. Do you think it is good for Poo Lit? Or not good at all? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:41, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

You got something really good on your hands, buddy. I like this a lot. It seems like you're getting a lot of influence from Orian's writing (except your main character isn't gay) with this first person perspective being applied to a namespace article other than UnBooks. However, like I say with all of your articles, your formatting is killing me. It's spelled "yeah", not "ya". And questions usually end with a question mark. And commas are also a good idea. You really need to clean this up so it's readable. Otherwise, I think it's great.
Dunno if I'm digging the ending, though. You're lacking a punchline. If you wanna stick with your current ending (which isn't bad) you need Matty to text you the next day saying she was only using you for sex, or you need to get your ass kicked by Stacy, or you need to at least have them say something funny like "Wait, who was that guy?" or "You were right, Stacy, it totally worked!" Sir SysRq (talk) 15:45, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Wow I am surprised you like it. When I completed it, I got a feeling that just nobody would like it. And I just kinda threw an ending on because I wanted to get an opinion, because I didn't know if this would be good at all. I still gotta spellcheck add links and italicize any thoughts. Thanks for your opinion man! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:58, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Yessir, it's got major formatting issues. But on the whole I really like it. Develop your ending some and let me know what you come up with. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:55, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I was thinking maybe at the end of the day he ends up liking the fat girl and goes out with her and stuff instead. Any good? And do you think thi sis good for Poo Lit? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

edit You may be outraged to know...

That both Neurotic and Kissed a Girl got QFA'd. UU says I should wait awhile before re-nommin them but I'm impatient so If you'd do the honours I'd feel slightly less guilty. I mean they only failed because they were nominated during teh re-featuring of the top ten. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:06 11 March 2009

Please don't nominate them for at least one to two weeks. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:11, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Now I feel like I'm in trouble... :( Sorry, Sir, we won't do it again... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:13 11 March 2009
Sorry, couldn't help myself and I really should have voted for awhile ago and didn't pull the trigger. sorry Dillo.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:15, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
No problem. Let it rest for a while before you renom it. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:16, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes sir!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:17, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
This reminds me of the good old days I spend in the army. *eyes glazed over* ~Jewriken.GIF 13:20, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
*Eyes equally as glazed.* Mordillo in uniform... *Tiny bot of drool seeps out of mouth* ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:22 11 March 2009
Yeah, your right, leave it a while and people will forget how they voted before... Also looking forward to your votes Mr Strange. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:19 11 March 2009
Neurotic who cares -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:24, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Aye, just wait a bit and renom. Why am I just restating what others have said, you ask? Because it is my talk page and I want the record to show that I had some hand in this conversation and am not some irresponsible trailer trash hick who lets his kids leave their WWE action figures lying around and lets his talk page go into an equal state of disrepair. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:58, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah but returning to my original point will you do the re-nomming, in a week or so? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:14 11 March 2009
Should be fine. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:25, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 12th March 09

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 21:44, Mar 13

edit You have poo on your face

That'll be all. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:03 15 March 2009
k so i kinda luv armin van buuren lol. How did you know I was an AvB fan? Sir SysRq (talk) 00:51, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
I didn't but that song is similar to the stuff you do, plus I'm a huge fan of 24 (just finished season 5, 6 is on the way (can't watch 7 because I don't have the channel)) and he's pretty cute -- I mean really cute. I'd give him one -- or ten. Wouldn't you say he's cute? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:25 16 March 2009

edit I'm bored. Amuse me!

I need ideas on what to kill time with! *is completely unaccustomed to have a day off* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:35, 15 Mar

Well, whenever I need to kill something, I always use a nice big hammer. Also, this isn't my talkpage. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:47, Mar 15
Does that mean I should spam your page in stead, Leddy? :D -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:02, 15 Mar
What'd I miss? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:04, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Me spamming Leddy's talk page. Nothing big. :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:38, 19 Mar

edit Cocks

So yea... I realised that you have not written something for a while. I don't know how long, because I don't know how to use these computer things, but it's been ages. You know that VFH thing? The current "crisis"? Well... That's all your fault. It's all your fault because of cocks and your almost constant sucking of them. What you going to do about it eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:12, Mar 16

I'd rather he sucked my dick than wrote me an article. I can't read. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:18 16 March 2009
Well neither can I. All this typing is just a series of very fortunate guesses. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:30, Mar 16
So should I be voting, writing, or blowing? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:02, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:48, 20 Mar

edit In gratitude

edit Just so your aware...

I nominated Monkey Lover finally. I hope it goes well! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:22, 18 March 2009 (UTC)

I will go look and vote, my good man. Apparently there's some sort of crisis going on over there. But it's okay, I'm back now and stuff. So all bad things should go away now. =D Sir SysRq (talk) 18:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th March

MnbvcxzBot 05:29, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

edit IC and a blowjob.

Sorry I haven't had time to do more with Jew dude. I was thinking about the situation and it occurs to me that we have a lot of Colonizers who don't seem to be doing shit, not to put to fine a point on it. I figure it's because Jew is a tough one that many didn't want to tackle and it got me to wondering if maybe starting a sub-colonization might not be a bad idea? Put the colonizers to work on something else while we work on the main colonization? Just a thought I wanted to bounce off ya. Which brings me to the blowjob... /unzips pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:44, 20 Mar

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