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edit Rape!

Talk page devirginization complete! You may now weep at the loss of innocence. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, Dec 30

Daaaaaad...you silly. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:16, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

edit My life is in a shambles!

All this time I was pronouncing your username as sis-are-cue. This will take some getting used to. Necropaxx (T) {~} 08:35, Jan 1

Yeah, it's just two syllables. Sis-reck. How do you say your name? I keep on saying nee-krah-pee-my-kul-moar-packs and I know that's not right. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:39, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
S-Y-S-R-Q!!! Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 21:06 1 January 2009
Fuck, and I have NO idea how to pronounce Orian. Now, maybe if it were spelled correctly, like "Orion", then I would just say oh-rie-yun. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:08, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
Oooh, a debate on pronunciation, I'd better not get into that! –—Hv (talk) 1/01 21:19
No, stick around, erm, hee-run-vee-nun-nee-vun-hee-nuv-eee-uh-ree-vuh-pree-nup-veen. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
What part of "Orion is not my name nor was it ever intended to be" do you not get? Orian is pronounced Oh-rye-an, where as Orion is pronouced Oh-rye-on, so you're wrong whatever. But then you are American. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 22:33 1 January 2009
You still have yet to explain to my satisfaction why the hell you misspelled your own username. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:35, 1 January 2009 (UTC)
well at least I can say it right. /bitch hand flick Yeah I'm being bitchy. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 04:21 2 January 2009

edit Yet Another Award

Shellac You voted for UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released on VFH
which entitles you to this FREE copy of the 1921 hit single I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, 'Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
by Brigadier Billy Bell-Ende and his Jazz Rhythm Orchestra
which is only slightly scratched.

Rabbi Techno

edit With Great Appreciation

--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 1st January 2009

MrN9001 01:04, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Canz i hav...

an AWAERD plz? I amz sow loneley an may tawk paje iz soooooo enptee. <goez ov too crai n a cornar> --Master Soul 823 02:45, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Hm. And what sort of award do you fancy? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:02, 4 January 2009 (UTC)
Eh FAENCY woen pehapz? Master Soul 823 15:20, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
Did you come from another wiki by any chance? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:06, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
You see that is what I hate about Scotland. It's illeterate and proud. Trying to pass that off as a language of any sort is an insult to the mind. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:32 11 January 2009
I know, fuck the Scots. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:34, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
Yeah! Burn them if they refuse to speak properly and stop wearing kilts and eating haggis and being ginger... they're just shit. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:38 11 January 2009
Buncha faggots up there, that's what they are. You can't throw a rock in Scotland without hitting a goddam fag. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:12, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
Are we talking about the same Scotland? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:34 12 January 2009

edit On Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year

Cheek! Not written anything? What about Tim Rice, The Goodies, Denzel Washington, The Beano and a few more I forget. --Vegetationlife 21:35, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

It may be a good idea to keep a list of your articles on your userpage so that others can easily find your works. Lots of us do it, so conform or else. Also, try responding to messages on the talk page that the conversation started on. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:01, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 8th January 09

MrN9001 16:08, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Ye Gods!

Your userpage. It's so beautiful. - [19:16 12 January 2009] YYettie

Why thank you. I did that not too long ago and decided that I liked it. You were the inspiration, of course. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:45, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh of course. I'm a very inspiring person. :D - [19:49 12 January 2009] YYettie
Indeed. The rounded edges and such are becoming a new "thing" for me, much as large borders and Courier New font were for you. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
They were? I did? Wow that sounds cool. I used to be so cool. - [20:01 12 January 2009] YYettie
Yeah, it's like Orian to penises. It's just your thing. Oh, what was that other thing you used to do? Didn't you have some catchphrase like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and the studio audience would laugh every time you said it? Like in that one episode when you got raped by my computer's optical drive? And you came away all bleeding from the anus and crying and like "IIIIIIIII'M PRICELESS!" and we all laughed. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:33, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh I remember that. It took me weeks for my writers to write those two words. Remember the time I made that man-on-elephant porn video? Ahh good times. - [20:40 12 January 2009] YYettie
Yeah...never mind. Probably wasn't the same elephant. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:42, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
Uh? Sex? - [20:48 12 January 2009] YYettie
Oh my god that's so cool. You're mentioning me and you don't even need to! That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. It's like if Kiefer Sutherland were to read this sentence he'd be all like: "That guy must like 24". Except for the fact that it's mad, and he looks implausably short. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:39 12 January 2009
Ghey. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:24, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Message from Santa

Brokendoll Ho bloody ho
You paid your inflated entrance fee for Lapland New Forest so I guess you should have some sort of Christmas present.
Here, tell you what, have this crappy lovely dolly then go and feed the reindeer - carrots are only £3 each from our gift shop.
Santa...I miss you. You won't return my calls anymore. What happened to us? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:52, 13 January 2009 (UTC)
He doesn't even call me! And I've slept with him three years in a row. Regular as clockwork, every xmas eve, and what do I get for it? Bloody squashed mince pies in the post! - [20:05 13 January 2009] YYettie

edit Thanks

Thanks alot for welcoming me and for the good luck on the NOTM! Thanks also for your help, I will definitely need it. And no I do not have an adopter yet should I? Thanks! --Tagstit 20:26, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Aye, no worries mate. An adopter would be a good idea if you feel like you may need an experienced editor/abusive father to help you around the site for a while until you're a responsible Uncyclopedian like, erm, actually I can't think of any Uncyclopedians that would be considered "responsible." I happen to be an adopter of noobs, and would be more than happy to mentor you for a small fee. Just let me know if you're interested. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:42, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm interested. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:34 15 January 2009
Ya sure that would be awesome! How do you adopt me? --Tagstit 22:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
well first we kidnap you and take you to a secure location, then your assigned master makes you write funny. You will not be released. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:50 15 January 2009
You say "Ya sure that would be awesome!" on my talk page. Rather simple, really. Slap a template on your page and you're good to go. I am now your UnDaddy, as per the tradition here on Uncyc. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:34, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Putting Un in front of words to make tehm true. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:40 15 January 2009
Alright sweet, what do I do after the template? Like, what do you help me with?--Tagstit 23:41, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Wiki code, funny qualities in articles how to handle the fact that nobody takes anything seriously around here and other stuff you have questions about. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:42 15 January 2009
Rather clever, innit? Oh, and Tagstit, you can consider Orian a sort of stepdaddy in that you only see him when I'm not around and he doesn't pay bills. However, much unlike a real stepdad, you may walk in on us from time to time having sexual intercourse. Your first task as my noob is to find me on IRC, as I just woke up from a nap and need something mindless to do for the next 20 minutes or so as my brain regains various functions in no particular order. I should be on for a little bit. (Oh, and my IRC name is SisReck, just a phonetic spelling of my Uncyc username so don't be alarmed by my sexual advances.) Also, never edit conflict daddy. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:45, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
S-Y-S-R-Q!!!!!! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:46 15 January 2009
Hallo, Orian. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:50, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
I read your T.Rex thing, you are now my hero. That was the funniest shit i have EVER read. Dear god, i had tears at some parts. Amazing dude, just simply, amazing, wow haha well ya thats it haha --Tagstit 01:07, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Sure that was good but have you read this? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:19 16 January 2009
Hey I am on a different computer right now and none of the IRCs work so I can only talk through this right now, sorry =/ please impart wisdom on my page though! And I really wanna get the cardboard box up and running so your tips would be helpful so I can try to get it nominated!--Tagstit 02:57, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
Alas, I must go and finish my sonata now. I'd like to have it done before I leave. We'll pick this up tomorrow. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:06, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 15th January

MrN9001 21:34, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

edit VFH

DUDE! I had no idea, but I fixed up my scary movie article and sent it into pee review and it got a better score than Cardboard Box, 41.9 and was nominated for VFH. Pretty exciting! --Tagstit 14:41, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

Could I possibly get a look through on Cardboard Box now from you? If you have time =) --Tagstit 21:18, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely. You'll find that I often need a bit of a poke before I do things. Thanks, I'll do that now. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:20, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Haha sweet thanks alot =)--Tagstit 21:30, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
*Poke* ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:25 18 January 2009
Why yes, I did just make an edit. And now I am off to bed, for it is 11:26 at night. Gnight, Orian. Sir SysRq (talk) 04:27, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
gnight. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 04:47 18 January 2009

edit dude...

dude!! look at this! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:30 18 January 2009
Wow, who uploaded that? Sir SysRq (talk) 17:54, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
I unno, some guy called Joe -- but aren't you mortified that this has had 45 views, that means I have to be embarrased 45 more times than I originally thought. here's the link to the page: [1] I think we should flag it -- it's clearly not for the all American fammily and it talks about sodomy. Probably. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:52 18 January 2009
Probably. Now that I think about it, does Creative Commons protect that kind of redistributing of our work? Sir SysRq (talk) 20:55, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed to claim the copy right like they do at the start of the vid but to be honest i'm not over fussed i'd rather someone else take the blame. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:04 18 January 2009
Yeah, I'm not gonna really look into it or anything. But I did leave a comment on the video so maybe this guy will get in touch with me or something. Rather weird, though, some random user that nobody seems to know uploading UnTunes stuff to Youtube. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:07, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
If there wa s alink to uncyc there it might be good but I'd like to know what JNNN TV is, I hope it isn't some forengn channel showing terrible internet shit (no offence but you didn't improve it at all) I'm mean how embarrassed would I have to be then?. I better start now just in case. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:14 18 January 2009

edit Question

Hey just wondering, is it considered bad taste on this site to vote for yourself or your article for an award or a Featured thing? Thanks--Tagstit 00:23, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Not at all, we are whores. Filthy, filthy sluts that will have sex with anyone for very little money. Yeah, vote for your own articles and such, vote for yourself on NotM, but there are some cases where I personally do not feel comfortable voting for myself. That is, however, a rare occurrence for I am, after all, an Uncyclopedian and therefore am a whore. Please direct all questions from now on to your stepdad, as I have to be up at 4 in the morning to get on a plane to Texas for the week. I have an audition for the Baylor School of Music on Saturday, around 11am Central, so do wish me luck. Until next Sunday, cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 00:29, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
Later! Good luck! Thanks for everything so far! --Tagstit 00:53, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Honey You're Home!

Just stating the obvious after waiting here for a week. I can go now? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:00 26 January 2009

I have literally been in my house for about twelve minutes. You, my friend, are freaking me the fuck out. Glad to be back. How has the site been? I know y'all stop everything when I leave and just wait for me, like my dog does when I go to take a shit and leave the door open just because I'm home alone and I can do that. Sir SysRq (talk) 03:05, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Well I've done two reviews. And I'm attempting to re-write an article. My power rangers article could do with another vote. And... I don't think anything else of any consequence has happened. Probabably loads actually but you know this place, it's all forgotten so quickly it's like it never happened. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:13 26 January 2009
Oh thank god your back! It was getting really scary with my stepdad drunk all the time and hitting me. He even made me do some things and it hurt my bum pretty bad...well...he said to keep it a secret...in fact...he said if I don't keep it a secret he will blow my brains out...he showed me the gun...but anyways, I got a feature! Woot!--Tagstit 07:21, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Congrats, kiddo! Oh, and I brought you something from Texas. Except I haven't made it yet, I'm gonna do that now and pretend like I got it from Texas to say it was a souvenir when I just didn't feel like spending any money. Oh, and I forgot to mention that your stepdad will, without a doubt, rape you just about anywhere as long as I'm not around. That could have been useful information to have. Anyways, I'll be on your talk page in a jiffy. Hang on. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:57, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Hey I mentioned my power rangers article up there and the Top ten vote. You obviously don't have to vote or anything but I'm just curious as to why you think Insomnia was better? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:49 29 January 2009
Hey why are people voting for me to be banned? I didn't do anything, I think its a joke but I am not sure ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:12, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
{{USERNAME}} ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:13 29 January 2009
No fucking way did I fall for it? Wowwww I suck, thanks Orian ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I did too to be fair. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:30 29 January 2009
Ok good, I want to write an article but have no ideas. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 16:38, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Try reading some other articles for inspiration. But avoid <insert name here>'s articles. That dude sucks. Oh, and Orian, I just liked Insomnia so much. I think I do like it better than Power Ranger? for reasons I cannot really identify. I just like Insomnia. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:18, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Will you vote for power ranger? anyway? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:20 29 January 2009
Does my new emo one have any potential?--~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:23, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
My friend, I have used all ten of my votes and I never cast a vote in haste. I didn't vote for it, but it wasn't because I didn't think it was funny. It was hilarious. I just have my list of what I think the top ten articles of 08 should be, plus my articles. =] Also, thanks for the double edit conflict, Tagstit. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:25, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
No problem poppa --~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:26, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
First impression of your emo article: it's going exactly where I expect it to go. I mean, you've made it relatively funny, or at least as funny as it can be. You need to be unexpected when dealing with subjects like this. Perhaps I could suggest Abortion or George W. Bush as examples of "controversial" subjects that are written in unexpected ways. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:31, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh ya, *poke* on that pee review. And thanks on the references. I am going to finish it and see how it runs in pee. Thanks!~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:33, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I'm too busy chasing tail to finish a goddamn review. Fuck. (Yeah, I'll do it soon.) Sir SysRq (talk) 23:45, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
I am sorry sir ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:54, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Would you swap insomnia for 'Power Ranger?'? It's just it's in danger of missing the top ten. I'd just like to make it more safe. Like UU my ego wouldn't survive. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:20 30 January 2009
I voted for Power Rangers...third one, your welcome ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:35, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah! Yeah, I noticed that actually, and you must have actually liked it. While we're here what did you like about it? I'm still trying to figure out why it was such a hit. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 01:38 30 January 2009

edit Emo Article

I like this one! I think there are some things wrong, but if you read it slowly...idk I just like this one more than any others I have written so far. Not trying to brag, just wanted to know if you got anything to say before it goes into pee. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:10, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

I really don't have much to say other than what has already been said. I think your concept is weak. If you want to make a truly great article, a featurable article, try working out a new concept. I know you probably don't want to hear that, because you like what you have, and rewriting would be much more work than just making minor tweaks. But I really think that a new idea, something people don't expect, like having emos be popular and involved in their community and stuff, or perhaps they are government employees devoted to road work, then you could have a really funny article. But if you want a second opinion, take it to pee review and get a full review. On a side note, that review WILL be done tomorrow. I swear. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:27, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
I fuckin' swear the whole cunting time but that doesn't mean I do any fuckin' work ya twat. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:30 30 January 2009
Dun cus a me kefin Sir SysRq (talk) 02:47, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
What the fuck did you just call me? call me a cunt wouldya I'll fuckin' break your cunting face in with a fucking brick or somethun. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:50 30 January 2009
Thats a good idea. I like both of those. I will submit this just because it is done and if some people like it I will run with it but I will definitely work out a better concept for next time. Thanks! Sorry I ask you so many things. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:57, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
You're supposed to ask me questions, you're my noob. I'm here to help. =] Good luck at Pee. Sir SysRq (talk) 13:58, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
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edit UnSignpost 22 + 7 (+1) January

MrN9001 02:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

For voting Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? into the top ten articles of 2008! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:51 1 February 2009

edit yes, Yes, YES!

Nothing earthshattering, but I wanted to stop by and say thank you for your vote for me on Uncyclopedia:Potatochopper of the Year. Seriously, it was really nice that you took the time. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:32, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

edit hey mate

You like my writing, right? Well I think this is me at some of my best. What do you think? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:31 2 February 2009

Give me until the end of the day and I will read it. Have you read mine yet? Sir SysRq (talk) 21:33, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
How bout mine! I like the story but the humor needs a tune up especially in the first few chapters. It isn't done yet but any help at all would be much appreciated! Like directions it could go and so on. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:42, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
I'll look at that one too. If you're stuck for something to do, however, perhaps giving daddy a little love could be a good way to pass the time. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:46, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Of course! I am reviewing both of yours. I will be done by tonight. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:48, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Awesome. I'll see if I can't review either of these articles today, if not then tomorrow. You know me and my reviewing habits. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:50, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Or lack there of... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 21:54, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucker, you don't chide me. This is a one way street, my friend: I make fun of you, you serve as my straight man and just look pretty. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:58, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
lol that joke works on many levels. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:02 2 February 2009
What is a chide? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:04, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
"To chide" means "to scold mildly so as to correct or improve" or something like that, you get the idea. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:08, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Chides are small green shoots with a flavor resembling onions. I fucking hate em. Keep em out of my soup, Tags. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:11, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes, what SysRq said. I was way off. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:15, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE CHODES! damn im funny. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:16, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Got a rhyme for your uncle Willie
Then I hit him in the head with a billy
Willie, Willie, watch your mouth
And fuck the South
There's yer words of wisdom for today. Anyone who identifies the source gets one 3 liter bottle of Faygo. (it's only a buck ten) Sir SysRq (talk) 22:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Drive-by without indenting: Just had a quick look over your article Sys - scared the crap out of me, how will I sleep tonight? Yeah, I like it, although I don't think you go far enough with it. As this is only a drive-by, I won't go into detail, but I'd say you're rocking on maybe a seven or eight here, but you need to go up to eleven! A quick glance at Orian's latest opus next, I feel. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:28, Feb 2

Dont be afraid to give mine a quick look either UU! Oh ya done on your review Sys...now for Orian...~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 22:43, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't worry, I was on my way - this little spate of creativity here bodes well for VFH when the Top 10 extravaganza finishes. I'm a sucker for anything with monkeys in, and this was... different. Good different, I think, although it could have been bad. There's a fine line between clever and stupid (oh crikey, that remark, the comment on Sys's article above, anyone would think I'd just watched Spinal Tap recently or something. Wait - I have. Well, that's alright then). I liked it on the whole, although like Orian's, it could stand a small proofread. A full review should throw up a few things to tweak, but I'd say it's well on the way, and an interesting idea. This has been quite a decent evening, I've read several promising new articles, and enjoyed 'em. I like evenings like this! --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:52, Feb 2
Thanks muchly, UU! I have yet to give these articles good readthroughs (as I am currently dealing with some rather insane members of the opposite sex) but I plan to later. And now, I have a nice review to read from young Tagstit. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:17, 2 February 2009 (UTC)
Spinal Tap references? I heard Spinal Tap references, dammit! Great movie btw. Have you watched it with the commentary yet? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:05, Feb 3
It's gonna fuck you with that
And if you're a sewer skank, lemme hit that
Violent J ain't even one to fake it
I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked
Pure poetry. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:45, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
You just can't top Sex Farm:
Workin' on a sex farm
Tryin' to raise some hard love
Gettin' out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
Now those are lyrics. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:21, Feb 3

edit /me runs randomly across the chatroom naked

Aieeeeeeee... *is out again* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:16, 3 Feb

Wow sissy, did you see that? Even I was slightly impressed! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:58 3 February 2009
Meh. - [17:22 3 February 2009] YYettie
Okay so it's a talk page and not a chatroom, but meh. I'm home feverish and with a flu. It sorta got to my brain, I think... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:04, 3 Feb
Oh I have one of those, they're horrible. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:06 3 February 2009
I'm sooo gonna call in sick in the morning and go see a doctor. And a doctor of medicine, not psychology... Just to make that clear. I like random nudity. Especially if it involves a shower, massage, sauna or putting on some clean clothes... Red silk FTW... ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:22, 3 Feb
HAI LUVVY && HAI LUVVY'S BOOBIES Sir SysRq (talk) 19:40, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
/me waves... Hai SysRq :P -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:49, 3 Feb
What have you been up to? We've missed you, and your voting abilities. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Your writing abilites haven't dropped so low you need to whore for my vote on your own talk page, have they?! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:58, 3 Feb
Apparently they have. I haven't had a feature in a while. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:01, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

edit pee review guidelines

I did actually have the pee review guidelines open while I was doing the pee reviews, however I am very new to the process. Maybe the guidelines should mention 2 sentences or more (3? 5?) for each line for in depth reviews. Also I wasn't sure at the time what you meant by PEEING members, but I think I know now.(I'm better at reviewing articles that need a lot more improvement than I am at reviewing already great articles.) I thought the article you made was an Unnews article, due to its format and lack of sub-headers. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:03, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Usually, the titles of UnNews articles begin with the prefix "UnNews". And even 5 sentences for a review is considered to be rather sparce. I usually write a good 3 or so paragraphs for the humor and concept sections. Try looking at some other PEEING reviewers, specifically Steel Kidneys, and their reviews. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:42, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
You could maybe take a look at this gem-masterpiece of a review. - [19:58 3 February 2009] YYettie
Well, Yettie is exceptional. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:02, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm sexy that's what I am. - [22:14 3 February 2009] YYettie
I'm the sexy one and you know it! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:52, 3 Feb
What's important is that Yettie has a penis. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:56, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
And that I'm sexy. - [08:52 4 February 2009] YYettie
Who needs a penis when you've got battery powered orgasms..? But I'll humour you guys and say penis = sexy :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:07, 4 Feb
BATTERY POWERED?! That's funny, my orgasms, well to be more correct, my penis, is powered by a twin turbo-charged V8 with 6 exhaust pipes. - [12:31 4 February 2009] YYettie

edit Ohai!

How the hell are ya dude? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:03, 3 Feb

HOSHIT IT'S OPTYC! Heyy buddy, long time no see! Let me get you a beverage! Sit down! Let's play twenty questions! Why yes, I am a fluffy brownie! You're so good at that game. I can't fool you. I love you. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:05, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
I love you too man! So; what's new? What have I missed these past few months? What's the latest IRC meme? And most importantly, what's that in your pocket? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:10, 3 Feb
This. This. This. This. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Congrats. You're a fucking machine! You may insert your own innuendo. LOLinsert -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:24, 3 Feb
Congrats for what? Oh, winning WotM and getting one of the Top 10 articles of 08 since I last spoke to you. Thank you. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:26, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
Does this mean I have to call you sir when asking for sex now? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:32, 3 Feb
Only if you wanna really turn me on. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:41, 3 February 2009 (UTC)
I am in the room you know. Also hi Opty C! Also Whoring. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:12 4 February 2009
It's actually very funny. Vote for it. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:32, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
I second that motion! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 00:33 4 February 2009

OPTY! - [08:51 4 February 2009] YYettie

Jumping on the "Use somebody's talkpages to say hi to somebody else" bandwagon. Hi Orian; how you been? Hey Yettie; still got that rash? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:55, 4 Feb
The rustling of the leaves
The trees are sweetly asking
"Why are you still here?"
Sir SysRq (talk) 22:58, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Christ; I've been back for two days and you're already insinuating I should leave? Where'd I leave my razor blades... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:07, 4 Feb
The love of the goose
I weep at her migration
But what a sweet ass
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:14, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
You've inspired me! *ahem*
My navel is swollen
Flatus wafts on summer breeze
Uncyc is the worst
-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:19, 4 Feb
Perhaps this stillness
This, the most quiet of nights
Haiku gets me laid
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:35, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
The woe of the swan
Time moves like tides, unending
SysRq is teh ghey
-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:42, 4 Feb
Glides over the sea
He makes his own destiny
Blow it out your ass
Sir SysRq (talk) 23:49, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Knowledge will free you
Lessons come at a high price
Vaseline tastes bad
-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:56, 4 Feb
Welts remind you of
The wisdom of the father:
Alcoholism
Sir SysRq (talk) 00:00, 5 February 2009 (UTC)
This beer is warm; flat
Get me another one bitch
Do some dishes too
-I miss mommy

edit RAPE!

Your talk page is about to get one massive raping...and...what's that?

You say I can't rape your talk page, just because I'm 24 headers late? Poppycock! I shall rape your talkpage as I see fit. /me returns to the rape at hand - [22:20 4 February 2009] YYettie

In other news your userpage is looking bwootiful. - [22:20 4 February 2009] YYettie

Wouldn't you need a penis to rape anything? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:23, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
Not only is he raping you but he is humiliating you too. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:24 4 February 2009
I saw that. What an asshole. And yes, my userpage is always looking pretty, as is my status box which now matches the rest. =] Sir SysRq (talk) 22:28, 4 February 2009 (UTC)
I think it should be the law that you have to put IDEA FROM YETTIE on you status box in huge, brightly coloured letters. :P And yes, humiliating and raping is my kinda fun. - [07:35 5 February 2009] YYettie
Your sick. Now where's that e-mail you promised? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:36 5 February 2009

edit UnSignpost 5th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 03:18, Feb 5

edit So it's a poem you want huh?

Well, this talk page has been getting rather poetic lately, so I decided to share my own with everyone. It is so good, it got it's own header.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and asked "Jill do you wanna?"
Jill said yes and dropped her dress
and then they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tagstit (talk • contribs)

Lyrical magic,
Sweet gift of the written word
Sign your comments, noob.
Sir SysRq (talk) 20:25, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
The tilde, respect
The comments you must own, 'tard
SysRq is still ghey
-OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:41, 7 Feb
Round and soft, I love
To watch them bounce. Yes, of course,
I speak of titties.
Sir SysRq (talk) 20:44, 7 February 2009 (UTC)
Irony abounds
Repeatedly calling Sys
Ghey in poem form
What? Poetry's not gay!

You still glad I'm back?  :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:52, 7 Feb

You're back? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:55, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

edit GASP!

Ooo... I'm so popular even you had to vandalise my user page, huh? :D -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 20:54, 7 Feb

I just made your page
More hip and with the times, kid.
I made haiku cool.
Sir SysRq (talk) 22:56, 7 February 2009 (UTC)

edit My Article

Alright, I am really stuck with my Diary of Monkey Lover. I want to make it like a cliche drama high school drama set up. Like, he likes this one monkey who is sweet, but then he is tempted by a hot monkey. Then he tries to throw it all off and pretend it didn't happen but the hot monkey has a big dumb brute of a boyfriend, or a gorilla. Then everything is revealed and the sweet monkey is hurt. Most of the time the boy and sweet girl work it out, but here, since they are just monkeys, she just beats his head open. I really need help in writing and adding some funny littler jokes in the beginning. Could you possibly help me write a bit of that if you have time? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 04:21, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

I promise you I will read this article of your's and I'll try and help, it sounds liek you have a fantastic idea. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:18 8 February 2009
Thanks alot Orian. I am also looking for a few religious jokes in the first two sections to keep the story going. It doesn't have to be religious, anthing works really. I also need help in the bulk of the book so it is funnier and easier to read. I am really trying to go all out on this one. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:32, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
SYS! I am bored. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:42, 8 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh, look. I'm back. Yeah, let me take some more time reading your article and I may have some more suggestions for you. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:14, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

edit SysRq and/or Orian

It's me again. My newest article is going to be an unscript. I am going to be making it based off of Ocean's 11 12 and 13. Before I really get into it though, I want some help. It will be called Ocean's 14 and so, as the name suggests, I will have to have one new character. I am stuck on what to make him though. Should I make him really stupid and describe him as the one modern people connect with. I found this predictable and often used in unscripts but it is also tried and true and ends up funny, most of the time. I also thought maybe he could be like this really crazy guy who is overally enthusiastic about everything Danny Ocean says. Kind of like a kissass. This might work. Also, a final idea I had was to make him just a normal thief guy, but that doesn't sound as exciting or funny. Thats about it though. Also, I am debating on whether having them try to steal something funny, or try to steal something serious in a funny way. Either way works. Any suggestions? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 00:41, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

Alternatively, you could make Ocean's 146, and introduce 133 new characters. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:02, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
How about this...there was a contest for fans of the Ocean's 11 series and the winner gets to be the new character in Ocean's 14. So your new character is an inexperienced actor/fanboy who gushes throughout the entire movie. That could be your angle, and you could bring in jokes from there. I've never seen any of them, so I wouldn't be the one to come to for advice on this one. On the other hand, perhaps my unfamiliarity with the films makes me perfect for helping you make it relatable to people who haven't seen them. And I'm sure if Orian were here, he would say something like "cocks!" and be relatively unhelpful. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:57, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh I like that idea. It would be perfect for a nerdy little teenager or something like that who is really into the whole thing. What they normally steal is something REALLY expensive from somene of really high power. Do you think they should steal something small and stupid or something expensive but in a funny way? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:00, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
That could be one way to go, and you could make it really funny. I think South Park did an episode where a bunch of professional thieves robbed a Burger King or something and they made it pretty funny by over-dramaticizing it. However, you could also go for something obscene or impossible. Perhaps they want to steal the world. (Not rule the world, not control it, just steal it and sell it on the streets) Perhaps they want to steal all of the world's money at once, as in rob every bank, business, individual, and government in the world, simultaneously. Whatever you decide to do is fine, so long as you're able to execute. I just wanna get you thinking a little differently, since some of your ideas have been a little straight forward. I like weird humor, stuff that makes me think, stuff that I haven't seen before if you catch my drift. But like I said, I'm more worried about your execution than your ideas right now. I hope you found some of these ideas to be at least thought provoking. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:12, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Ya all those ideas are great! I will definitely think about them a bit before I really start writing it. I hope I execute it ok!~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:17, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
One of the things I like to do when I have an idea is outline it. I can jot down all of the ideas that I like as they come to me, and then develop them in bulleted form so that I can see where each one will lead. You may want to try this too. That way you'll be able to come back to your ideas later when you're writing, making it easier to structure. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:20, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I will try that this time to see if it works for me. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:23, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Groovy. And if it doesn't, it's no big deal, different strokes y'know. I would spend tonight just organizing your ideas and then get back to me with your outline so I can see how effective that is. Do you use Google Docs? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:26, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Mmm, somewhat. Why? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:27, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Special:Emailuser me your email address and I'll show you one of my outlines so you can get an idea for how they are applied to Uncyclopedia articles. I still have my outline for George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 if you wanted to see it. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:35, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Ya sure I would like to see that. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:38, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Go ahead and email me with your email address so I can enable sharing on Google Docs. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:45, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
You should post that on-wiki! It'd be cool to see where your article ideas come from, I think, and we could even possibly get some other folks to show their outlines. I haven't written an outline in while, just because I've either done my outlining in my userspace(usually just puking up an idea and sticking it in a subpage), or because my idea came in the shower. All cliches aside, I actually get a lot of uncyclopedia ideas while bathing. I think that was where I got my walls idea, actually... Also: this isn't my talkpage. It's way more colorful. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:48, Feb 9
That may actually be easier. Here it is. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:54, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
How do I email you? Whats your address? And I also think I should wrap up my monkey book before continuing on another maybe. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 01:59, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
This is how you email any user on the site; just replace my name in that link with someone else's to email them. (Example: [[Special:Emailuser/Orian57]] would get you an email form to Orian.) But I already posted my outline up on the wiki so there's no need now. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:02, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Ah, so that's how you go about it. See, I tend to start with an idea, and just come up with a page around that one idea, sort of like what I did with this, which has grown into this almost-done article. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:12, Feb 9
"Not to mention the.....DUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGHHH" = Feature! Sir SysRq (talk) 02:16, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
I should have totally left it like that. Strokes make for kickass transitions. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:21, Feb 9
Coincidentally, so do references to So I Married An Axe Murderer. "She is a thief, she stole my heart...and my cat." Ah, I miss the 90s. Wait, no I don't. Dammit, now I look like an idiot. This is just like the time I told this girl I wanted to be a rainbow. Sir SysRq (talk) 02:31, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
Alright my outline is done! You can find it on my page under what I am working on. I hope it is good! Any tweak would help! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:10, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 12th February 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:50, Feb 11

edit Congratz...well...sorta...

Just came by to congratulate you on your feature. Superb job. I do think it is a bigger achievement for me because I was the one who actually nominated it but its fine...no need to applaud me...but you can anyways if you want...just sayin ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:10, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS TAGS ON NOMINATING AN ARTICLE THAT I WROTE AND WORKED HARD ON AND THAT YOU DID NO WORK ON. There, that better? =] Sir SysRq (talk) 14:28, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Awww...no...well...I guess I did help out alot so your welcome =) I am really proud of the work I did on that piece. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:16, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh yeah, you did review it. I still get to call you "Baggins" though. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:18, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Why Baggins? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:20, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Don't backsass me, Baggins. Sir SysRq (talk) 15:22, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
K...well anyways I NEED HELP WIT MY SHIT DUDE! Can you look at my working on section and tell me what you think? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:25, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Yessir. This class is almost over and so I won't have a computer to use so I'll have to do it when I get home. Yell at me in about four hours, kay? Sir SysRq (talk) 15:33, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Will do thanks man ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 15:35, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Thankies

Elevator-Fun Going Down?

Necropaxx would like to thank you profusely for reading his article and actually liking it enough to vote For.

The picture on the right is exactly what you wouldn't see in an elevator. Sorry. :(

Take a look at my userpage, there's something... familiar about it. :) Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:23, Feb 12

Mine is more flamboyant. Oh wait, you addressed that. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:23, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

edit GOD SAVE AMERICAAAA

'Twas but my pleasure to vote for George Bush to stay in office for another eight years, to defend our shores, to inflict democracy and help God free the world from tyrants and ward off evil nations like South... uh... North Kor... Korea. Anyway, I remember a few months back you wondered what the meaning was behind my username. I got it from the name of a underrated German electronica band, but the true allure to the name is the videogame reference. It means, literally, "Reloader", supposedly what Famicon consoles in Germany did during the warm up. Also, thanks for the advice on the web browsers. --Nachlader 22:05, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

No worries, mate. Thanks again. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:13, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Hey, its been four hours and you told me to remind you to take a look at my new stuff! So...*poke* ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:36, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
I WILL DO IT. Also, use a new header (or recycle an old one) when talking about something that bears no relevance to the current header. Nao, you wanted me to look at the Monkey article or the Ocean's Fourteen article? Sir SysRq (talk) 23:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Well, ok, there are four things. I wanted to know what I could do further to improve the monkey book. I wanted to know if my ocean fourteen's outline was good and useful. I also wanted to know if the jokes I put into the article itself was good because I know some people haven't watched the movie so in doing so I made a few gay jokes and rascist jokes to help the story. Finally, I had an idea of Balloon animals being told as if they were going through evolution like people, and wanted to know if you liked the concept. Thanks dude! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 23:46, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

edit PIIICTURES!

Hey Sysrq I know I bother you alot but this time its important! First of all you still need to read my stuff and second...I made my first photoshop ever! Go to my page and click pictures to see it. It is by no means hilarious but it took me forever to perfect and im awefully proud of it! It is going into my User:Tagstit/Balloon Animals article. Tell me what you think! Orian Yettie and all other SysRq stalkers should look too and give me their opinion. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 07:28, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

Hey you're learning fast. It took my ages to realise that other people read other people's talk pages. Also I shall have a look see. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:31 14 February 2009
Alright thanks! By the way its looksy...maybe...looksie? Maybe it is look see and it is just the same verb meaning twice...hm...interesting... ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 07:41, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Uh hu, that is interesting. Also love the pic! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 07:45 14 February 2009
Really??? Awesome...I am really excited about it! I always wanted to make some original pictures for my articles and now I can. What is considered a featurable picture though? Because I looked at the pictures on VFP and lots aren't funny. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 07:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
I unno, generally they come with a caption (I think, to be honest I never go to VFP) But I thought yours was funny anyway. Better ask someone like Modus or P.P. as they do great VFP stuff. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:05 14 February 2009
Alright, because everytime I go over there I see like, random stupid crap. Like right now! There is a coke can that says cancer on it...how the fuck is that even remotely funny??? Alright I will ask both so they will both gimme some insight thanks! ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:09, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Well it's because there was a scare a while back that diet coke has chemicles in it that may contribute to cancer. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:14 14 February 2009
I know that...but I guess I am just not one to laugh at cancer kind of stuff. Maybe others find it humorous though. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 08:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Hey Tags, I see that your other daddy has already given you some pointers and has said many of the things I was going to say. The image looks good, I like the concept but there are some spotty looking areas that could use some touching up. Are you using Photoshop? Also, Modus is the man for images, he's bloody brilliant. Finally, I've taken the liberty of inducting you into my official SysRq Stalker's Club. Welcome. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Alright, I did some touch up especially around the tree. I think it looks better now. Would you vote for it on VFP? If not I might kill myself cuz even my own daddy isn't proud of me. =( ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:55, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
That's because your a fanny licking himophobe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:57 14 February 2009
What's a himophobe? One who is afraid of...him? (shh he's listening) Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
So would you two vote for it if I put it on right now? ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
My honest advice is not to fuck with VFP. It's a terrible place. I hate it. But if you wanted to self nom it, I would have no problem voting for it. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:39, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
K I put it on go vote for it! You too Orian! please...=) ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:45, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Oh you sound bitter.

Whos lauren? A girlfriend? <chants> Sissy has a girlfriend/ sissy has a girlfriend/ sissy has a girlfriend/ and he's gonna get aids! </chants> you make me sick. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:26 14 February 2009

Wait, you're going out with your babysitter? - [11:51 14 February 2009] YYettie
It's a long story. Let's just say that the mailman ran over my rabbit. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:25, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Awwww. Sissy's girlfriend got ran over. :( I'm sad for you. I dated a mailman once. They sound good on paper but they just don't deliver. I am truly sorry. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:28 14 February 2009
Well that got a smile out of me, thank you. I'll manage. Also, watch out for that banana peel. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:30, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
No I mean I'm sorry for lying, I've never dated anyone before let alone a mailman. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:32 14 February 2009
Oh. For a minute there I thought that you may not actually be an asshole. I guess I was wrong. I take back my warning about that banana peel. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:35, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
What banAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHHGHGH! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:37 14 February 2009
That's what happens to A-holes. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:52, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Oh...what happens to B-holes? HAHAHAHA...k not funny sorry ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 18:53, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Fucking homophobes. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:54 14 February 2009
Orian, you're an expert on holes, why don't you tell him? Sir SysRq (talk) 18:59, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
A holes are for angels. B-holes are for bastards. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:00 14 February 2009
Cute. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:18, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
I don't work well under pressure. You fucking homophobe. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:20 14 February 2009
That's funny, because your mom works well under pressure. BOOM roasted...k sorry not funny ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 19:21, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Being a prostitute she doesn't have much choice. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:23 14 February 2009
I love your mom. I also love homophobes. They turn me on. I'm a homophobophile. (Article idea, anyone?) Sir SysRq (talk) 19:26, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
Funny, The guy I fancied all through out my last year of school was homophobic. Well he wasn't he was gay because I fancied him but he said all these homophobic things as a double bluff. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:27 14 February 2009
What a dick. And by that I mean I had sex with him and he's got quite a cock on him. *me sighs* What a dick. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:34, 14 February 2009 (UTC)
He was soo dreamy. And bad boy-ish. I still wank over my mental images. I saw his underwear once. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:37 14 February 2009
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