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edit Prompted discussion!
It's been a full 48 hours since this talk page came into existence, and still no one has done any talking stuff here. Discuss.03:40, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
edit Good News!
- Needs more images- just find a picture of apple juice and make up a clever pun to go with it.
- Break up large blocks of text- these big bricks do nothing but bore the reader so I recommend splitting each heading into 2-3 small paragraphs
- Needs a great ending- how bout' one like this: "What do you mean I'm pregnant?" or "It was his! I swear! Not mine!"
|AE has awarded you a beer in which you help build your own Christmasbeerbottletree (shown right)|
|Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!|
- Know what's sad? That's the first message I've gotten since my return to Uncyc. That makes me a sad panda. Thanks.
23:01, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
- I must make sysreq happy! - 03:46, Dec 20
edit Have a not-shitty Christmas!
|Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!|
|Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...|
Merry Christmas, -03:46, Dec 20
- Better? - 03:46, Dec 20
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
SATAN CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
-- This preceding message of dire warning was brought to you by Unknown_user
These Christmas templates just make me so happy.20:02, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
edit More talk page discussion...
|Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the |
Golden Shower Award
|For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.|
Your review was high quality! Thanks--02:02, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
edit Thank You!
edit Joyous victory for political correctness!
|The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.|
|But really, does anyone care?|
Thanks for voting, -23:26, Dec 23
edit Dear SysRq,
<center>SON OF A BITCH.
Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time.
a friendly message from your local post office.</center>
--00:43, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Please never put a UNSOC registration request thing on my talk page again. If i had of wanted to join, I would have when it started before you got here. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:40, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
|There you go son!
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!
edit Help a brotha out
- Fuckin' yes. I'm all about anything that makes you want to visit my humble talk page, even if it is just to be a whore.
- Thx buddy ;) -- 22:12, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
edit Long time no see
Hi SysRq, I know you like visitors, so I'm knocking on your door and giving you the letter:
--01:28, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
- Way to be a whore. Whatever. Since I don't come here that much anymore anyways I guess the least my mooching ass can do is vote at VFH every once in a while. Only cause I love you.
edit nice work
I don't give these to just anybody... you've adhered to UnNews guidelines, and that bit at the end was ok too, although I am sorry to hear about your headphones. Good luck with that, and cheers! Get saved! 18:09, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
- =D Thanks, I'm trying to get back into the UnNews deal and it's nice to see that someone noticed.
edit Thanks for audio
Hi SysRq, I'm pleased that you did this audio for UnNews:Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler 12:00, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
- Jus' dewin mah job, lil' lady. Thanks for writing such an awesome article, 'twas a pleasure recording it.
edit Sesame Seeds
I think they could take sesame seeds off the market, and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine five years from now saying, "Damn, remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!"Cone06 04:54, 10 February 2008 (UTC)