User talk:SysRq

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Status: Retarded Retired; IRC?: No; Currently: Going back to bed. Wake me up next year, Chris you bastard.
Responding: No; Last updated: 06:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Please, no more headers just titled "IC". I've got like five of them right now and it's very confusing.
Andy rooney

I find that, throughout the week, these magazines will somehow find their way onto my desk. And yet, when Sunday rolls around, they are gone again. I don't like things I don't understand.

edit RAPE!

You fucking faggot! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 27 June 2010

Fuck you. How you been, Socky? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
He hasn't been banned enough. In other news: you're alive? Good to know! How's things in the Sys universe? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Jun 28
I've been good, thanks. UU's right about the bans though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:56, 16 July 2010

edit Go, Pikachu!

Lighting rape! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 09:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!!! <3

Love, Ethine sig 

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeDS 12:07, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:50, Jul 9

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 16 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeDS 13:50, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:46, 5 August 2010

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeDS 11:54, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sorry but who the fuck do you think you are, mother fucker?

Fucking off like that. Unretire, you bastard! —DOUCHING WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:57 20 August 2010]

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:45, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit SysRq, Mah Boi!

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:47, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Oh? You're inactive?    zheoliel   02:02 September 3

Yeah, I'm still pretty much inact-oh wait fuck, I blew my cover! (thanks for the wishes!) Sir SysRq (talk) 03:07, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
I know what you mean, you spend a couple years just watching like a stalker and then someone's on your talk page and you're like FINALLY SOMEBODY LOVES ME and you just have to start talking again.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:11 3 September 2011

edit GOD DAMMIT YOU TREMENDOUS FAGGIT!

I miss you so. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN05:06, 28 May
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