User talk:Syndrome/archive2

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
Icecube maltliquor

Keep it cool.

Icecube maltliquor

Thank you.

My archives are here, here and here but not here.

Welcome! This is the talk page of Syndrome. If you'd like to start a new topic, CLICK HERE to leave a message with Ice Cube.

Rules of engagement:

  • Try to avoid getting engaged, it can be very expensive.
  • Sign and date all your posts by typing four tildes (~~~~).
  • Put new text under old text.
  • Don't be a dick Unless you are a dick in which case you should hide your shame.
  • Be funny, not stupid. Unless you are stupid in which case that's funny.
  • If you post here, I will reply here.

edit Shit!

I'll shit on you. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:25, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

In a good way, or an awesome way? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:26, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
B.I.G. on his last album way. You know, when he took a shit on that girl after he fucked her. Yeah, that way. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:28, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Rape!

It's what's normally done when someone archives his talkpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:29, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I get shat upon and then raped? This is the best day ever. Although I question your taste in men and your personal hygeine, SOAUU. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:32, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

edit You slur!

Would you like to co-write an article against family values with me? I think that's a bottomless pit since any family can have any kind of values on different levels. For instance, stuff about how we homosexual bigots want to deny ordinary families the right to watch the news at seven. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like fun. A common complaint about gay marriage is that it destroys family values, so we could maybe write a page out of the gay agenda about why we gays want family values to be destroyed.
Got any good slurs for conservatives/families/straight people? There's that list on Conservapedia's article about bigotry, but the only slur I know for straight people is breeders. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:03, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh man. Is this article what you had in mind? It was featured 26 June 2008. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:03, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
Nnnooo... I think I have read that one some time. I always try to dumb things down as if I didn't get the point at all - here's the result so far: USER:Multiliteralist/Trashing_family_values. Fairly nonsensical. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:05, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey man

Hey, that all sounds great, how d'u go about getting to know people in this place? also yeh probably best not to judge me on those articles, for my sake.

--Zenxan 12:42, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

edit `Tis about time

Congrats on your knighthood, sir Syndrome! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:59, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank you. I told myself that I would give useless Pee Reviews, be incapable of making images, and absolutely stink at recording so that when I did get promoted to CUN, it would be for a featured article. And look, all my hard work paid off. I'll step things up when I come back in May. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Collaborationalization

Hi, here's a couple more if you would like to partake:

  • USER:Multiliteralist/Internet_slang_reform: not sure if anything can be made of this. If the joke itself is too dumb or old, you're welcome to invent another. The main thing now is the logo, as always.
  • USER:Multiliteralist/Retromania: on some days I might laugh at the nonsense in this. If you want to change the premises to improve it, it's OK. I think I could also call it finished, except for the lack of images. A criticism section in this one might also be an improvement.
  • USER:Multiliteralist/iPoe: this is perhaps the 10 000th article on iSomething. It is so close to iPod alphabetically that I couldn't resist. No big loss if this never gets written.
  • USER:Multiliteralist/The_lost_play: I think The lost play is just a little push from ready. What it needs is perhaps an abrupt ending, and the criticism section. I can provide the ending myself but it would look far better if the criticism was written by someone else. I'd prefer it to miss the point - meaning, it should get stuck to non-essential things and overlook the obvious errors. The portrait of Sophoclesis - I can provide that one myself.
  • I had another idea just now, based on the same thingy as Family values. Oh yes. A horror script on aliens from space using the same GayRay that Gaydzilla uses. When humanity is all gay, in a few generations we will be a piece of cake to overcome. Chat me some time, I'm in there almost every evening my time - which is around 18-19 UTC.

Oh right - and congratulations for the knighthood from me too. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:46, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Cool. I'll look at those when I have time. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Here's one I forgot: User:Multiliteralist/Mega_Blast. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:36, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Please Go Here

And tell your friends--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:21, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

I don't have any friends. Is this a problem? --C:\syndrome\_ 03:15, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
I'll be your friend! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:15 27 April 2009
Awesome! Let's have a sleepover! But first, dude, I have to tell you about this page. But don't go there, because it's basically a bunch of spam. --C:\syndrome\_ 03:20, 27 April 2009 (UTC)

edit PRIP

Yeah, as I put on the Pee Review front page, we're clamping down on PRIP tags - if you put one on, only do so when you start the review, to stop others reviewing it at the same time, which was the original purpose of those tags. Putting a tag on then saying "I may get to it this week, if you wanna review it before then, ignore this tag" totally defeats the object. Thankies! --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:20, Apr 27

Sure, I'll keep that in mind. --C:\syndrome\_ 15:41, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
Okay, UU, I reviewed the article. Thing was, I wanted to review it but I didn't have time, so I figured I'd claim to do it within a timespan that would allow me a little break from Uncyc yet still be faster than the average amount of time it would take for someone else to get around to doing the review. Since that's not cool, I went ahead and reviewed it. Now that that's taken care of, I really need to go away and concentrate on finals. A short ban, maybe a week would be appreciated. --C:\syndrome\_ 04:40, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
Cool, thanks for a good response. In return, I'll ban you as requested. Sounds like a fair trade! ;-) (Good luck with finals stuff). --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:53, Apr 28
Yeah, being blocked didn't help my grades any. Thanks for trying, though. --C:\syndrome\_ 16:06, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Danke schön!

edit imawhore

vote for me please--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 23:31, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey.

You know how you're always bitching about there not being an article about satyrs? Well, there is an article about one named Todd, now. Does this count? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:14, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Saying this article counts as an article about satyrs is like saying that soy milk counts as milk. Sure, it's kind of similar, but it's not the same, and besides it might make you gay. But this story does have a good moral, one that I will always hold close to my heart. I should tell this story to little children, so they can be impressed with my wisdom. (But where did it go? I'm confused now.) --C:\syndrome\_ 16:06, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

edit A note of thanks...

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour. - Sonje

edit For Mahm00shA

Helpful Whoring--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg19:17,6May,2009

edit Phanks!

Howtosandcastle "Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?"

Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers.

Glad you liked it! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 22:30 6 May 2009

edit Hey

It's that time again! YAY WHORING!!!--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg01:14,7May,2009

edit Question

Hey, I am working with IP man on the Legion of Doom page, and I was wondering if we need to have it DONE by May 14th, or just improved. Thanks. Nobody19-I am SPECIAL 17:31, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

An article on a wiki is never really "done". As long as it's still there, anyone can add to it or change it. Really, just do your best to improve it. Once the page goes unedited for a week (meaning that you can keep working on it for a long time as long as you don't let it sit for a week) an admin will come by and pretend to read it. He'll let it stay if it's been improved, or huff it if not. But please, don't just settle at that point. If someone doesn't like your article they can put it on vote for deletion, and the guys there can be harsher critics then passing admins might be.
The article already looks better than when I last saw it. Be sure that each of the headers has something to say, so it doesn't look like an unfunny list of facts. Good luck, and ask me if you have any more questions. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:57, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Alright, thanks. I'll be working on it. Nobody19-I am SPECIAL 18:02, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Something

I have 2(!) ideas. Jesus the comedian is one. The other is a newspiece on how Paul McCartney was always a member of the gentry. Send me a word if you want to kickstart one or two these with me in chat. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 15:24, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Another idea: Hardware store. This would be a script for a TV drama in the style of hospital- and courtroom dramas. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 17:40, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
I like the hardware one. I don't really have time to work on it right now, but maybe hold on to it for me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:58, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
I will hold it no problem. Another one was suggested in chat: Emo rap. It would be a short-lived musical trend started in 2009. It had the aggression of gangsta rap and the self-destructive bent of emotionalists. "Yo, man, fuck it, I'll slack my thirst and then I'll slash my wrists" - and they did. The crux of it. A lot of possibilities for lyrics and artist names. Yo-Yo Mothafucka was a guy who actually had the hots for his own mom and hung himself, etc. Oh fuck I came up with that one just now - steal it, anyone, if you like - but please write the article too and tell me so I can partake.-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:27, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Let Someone Else Do It

Cuando traduzcas artículos originales de Inciclopedia, no olvides poner la plantilla para indicar que viene de allí :) --☼ [[:es:Usuario:Fer|Fer]] 09:48, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Gracias para ponerla. Habia querido usar algo como es:Plantilla:Uncyclopedia, pero no hay eso aqui. Estaba esperando para otro hacerlo. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:18, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Me no understanda. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:19, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Basically, I stole an article from Inciclopedia, so now they're angry and they're coming to beat me with big sticks. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually I understand most of it: When translating original articles from Inciclopedia, don't forget to put down the template for indicating where it came from... Something like that. Am I right? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:31, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow, you're a natural. Them Spanish babes must be all over you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:37, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, of course they are... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Of templates and pants

Perhaps you could help me understand some of your awesome formatting skillz. Maybe, if you have time...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:15, 12 May 2009

If you're referring to this, study Zen and I'm sure you will eventually understand. If you're referring to Template:Infobox_musical_artist, I just ripped it from Wikipedia, trimmed out parts that called templates that don't exist, and added |s and |-s until the table looked right. (I didn't see that you had already made an infobox when I was doing that, so sorry for stepping on your toes.) If you mean the template above my talkpage, I just copied it from Pantsman. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo and so forth -

Interested in working and/or creating a portal? Forum:More "front pages", concise version is what I've been up to. Got blessing from Mordillo, Spang and Modusoperandi already so I guess it's ready to roll. I don't know who points the portal jockeys but if you like the idea and want to do it, I guess Mordillo can decide it. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:49, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

...and also to the gnomes (?) --T. (talk) 11:19, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

The gnomes tell me to do horrible things. Help me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Penis. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:13, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

How crude. I'm rather shocked. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

edit I want some gravy

Where are you? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:01, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Oh hai. I promised myself I wouldn't dick around on Uncyclopedia until I finished a couple of personal projects, but I'm a huge procrastinator so it's taking a while. I'll return this year though, I promise! Also, to get to the gravy, take the boat rather than the train. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:48, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Actually

That was intentional. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

Apologies. Never again will I doubt your competence, nor your eye for detail. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Ta

You know what you did. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:32, 28 Aug

Hey man, I didn't touch her. She fell down the stairs, I swear. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:43, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Intermittens

So you read Intermittens? I mean don't read it. I was told I had some things in Issue 7, but I don't know because I refuse to look at it and won't even mention the magazine to anybody. But if you're a Discordian, or not, and want a user box, I made one. Consider this a worthless award or something.

Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
Sure, I'll use the template. I'm not a Discordian and if I were I wouldn't admit it, but I sure do like hot dogs. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:05, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

edit You vandalised my user page

You vandalised my user page. Admin Miley Spears said that happens here and its a joke. So is it OK to vandalise user pages? Like yours? Why do I need to provide this? 04:24, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

  1. Vandalizing a userpage is a serious offense. Please don't tell anyone I did it! They'll ban me!
  2. Miley Spears ain't an admin. Check out UN:AA for a blatant lie semi-accurate list of active admins.
  3. Vandalizing userpage isn't that serious. Just don't make big changes and don't do it too often. And don't vandalize userpages of people you don't know... son. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:54, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
So do you know me? And does this means I'm adopted or something? And you don't have to worry because I already got my revenge. I blanked Please don't delete this page. (Don't worry, I put it back about 10 seconds later. Not because I'm nice, but only because I thought the article's funny). Why do I need to provide this? 20:39, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
See? I gave a chance to adopt me to make up for your felonious vandalism. But you waited too long and now Miley Spears is my Mommy. Too bad you lose! But you can still buy me presents for my birthday and Christmas and Easter and Ground Hog Day and every other holiday and Mondays. WHY??? 04:11, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I didn't see that message because I only noticed the header below this one when I was told I had new messages. But hey, I only want the best for you, so if you really want Miley Spears over me, then I'm happy for you. Maybe some day she and I can get back together and we can be a family again. Maybe once she gets control of her drinking problem. She keeps telling me she'll stop, but I'll believe it when I see it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:19, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, don't worry about it. I was half-joking anyway. I only asked users to adopt me who were not listed as ones taking adoptees. I wouldn't want to be adopted by someone who actually wanted to adopt. As for Mommy's drinking problem, don't you dare say that! Mommy has no problem drinking. She does it all the time! (Won't Miley love this if she sees it.) WHY??? 04:41, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit I want YOU to vote, not Cajek or Tom Cruise

Please vote for or against on Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Achieve World Domination in a Recession. Thank you!--Almost Sir Random Crap

edit Sun Bee

As per your suggestions, I completely redid the Sun Bees article (I also moved it to Sun Bee, but the history didn't go with it. You know how to fix that? In any case, if you happen to visit Sun Bee, let me know what you think. And how do you get a Pee Review? Although I don't know if I want anyone peeing on sun bees. Might put them out. Why do I need to provide this? 20:43, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

That is, without a doubt, the finest article on Sun Bees I have ever read. I think you're ready. I don't know what you're ready for, but definitely something. This page might have a chance on VFG. Some suggestions off the top of my head: With sexual innuendo, be italic with it or don't do it all. "She threw my ball hard and I had to go get it"? Is that supposed to arouse me? I mean, it does, but it just feels so wrong.
It looks like you moved the page by copy-pasting and redirecting instead of using the "move" button. If you want you can pester an admin to help you move the history, but personally I don't think it's a big deal. Also FYI, you don't need to create redirects like Sun bee. The search algorithm isn't perfect, but it can handle differences in capitalization.
Requesting a pee is easy. Just click on "Pee Review" on the menu to your left, and at the bottom of the page there's a box where you can type the name of the article you want reviewed. Actually getting the review can be a little harder. We hold our reviewers to high standards, so sometimes it takes them more time than you might like. But hey, you might get lucky. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:30, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for all the advice. That's great help. But the redirects don't always work. For example, after I wrote this article, I learned there's already one called Flaming Bee. I had done a search for articles with "bee" in the title and it didn't show up. And Flaming bee wouldn't link to it--right now it still doesn't. And I told one of the admins, and I guess he fixed part of it because now it shows up in a search. I was rather upset that it could look like I was ripping off another article when I wasn't. I actually ripped off the 1975 movie Bug which had cockroaches that started fires by rubbing their rear antennae together, although nothing else in my article is anything like that movie. But I tried to tie the two bee articles together. I hope it worked. Why do I need to provide this? 12:08, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
I had a discussion with friends a few nights ago on the subject of the worst films we had ever seen - I remembered seeing one about insects that could start fires, but couldn't remember what it was called. Thanks for the reminder! :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:29, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Bad movie? That was one of the greatest cockroaches-from-the-center-of-the-earth-start-fires-and-breed-with-cockroaches-from-the-surface-of-the-earth-to-produce-offspring-that-can-spell movies of all time! Why do I need to provide this? 13:40, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
You're right that Flaming bee is a red link, but if you type it into the search bar, you find what you're looking for. If someone insisted on linking to Flaming bee and not Flaming Bee then they would need the redirect, but it's generally not advised to make unlikely redirects for new pages, because maintenance is a pain if the article gets moved or, Sophia forbid, deleted. Or something magical. (This is admittedly a minor nitpick, I mean, it's not like you redirected Oscar Wilde's Rumoured Eleventh Toe or something illogical to Sun Bees.) But hey, props for making the two articles consistent with each other. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:22, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I tried. Also I put it up for Pee Review. After that, I'll check out that VFG thing. Why do I need to provide this? 13:38, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanking you for your vote on Psyché

User:POTR/Psyche Pup t 22:26, 8/09/2009

edit My current signature (minus time stamp)

Congratulations! You're the first person to vandalise my User Page by unvandalising it! Thanks for pointing out my goof. I didn't realize when I re-added "My current signature (minus time stamp)" that I forgot to make sure the time stamp wasn't there.

WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:39, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I really don't lol very often, but I literally lol'ed over that more than once. Very funny! So here's a cookie I stole out of Mommy's cookie jar for you:

Newcookie Why do I need to provide this? has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Thanks. Yes, this brings back fond memories I have of your mother's cookies. She had some of the largest cookies I've seen, and she used to cover them in whipped cream... Ask her to show you the pictures some time. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:44, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Personal tools