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Rape rape reap! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:52 25 July 2008

Just bring her back before ten - anything else I don't want to know about:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Her? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 19:56 25 July 2008
My talk page, I call her Esmeralda--Sycamore (Talk) 19:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Oh... that's not weird. yeah well I'm sorry about the whole "reap" thing. She looked like a man. My mistake. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:01 25 July 2008
Yeah I just thought that up;)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
What you get rid of the picure for? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:08 25 July 2008
Its looks kinda messy, mabye when some more Jihadists add some lengthy posts (See archive 2) I'll put it back--Sycamore (Talk) 20:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
I was just replying to that guy but you archived! It was such a good point making rant as well. Euch. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:13 25 July 2008
It's probably better to ignore that sort of thing, Sannse resolved the issuie, and I don't really want to flare up any trouble.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:15, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I know but it was 3000 char long and took me ages. Oh well. Like you say probably for the best. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 20:18 25 July 2008
Its often dodgy if your just a user on the site, on the same note the site is not a political/religious forum - I don't like it coming up as it makes me feel a bit awkward, I didn't like any of that stuff--Sycamore (Talk) 20:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:35, Jul 28

No problem, thats a really tidy article;)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:18, 28 July 2008 (UTC)


A splendido review of Bank Holiday - only point I was a bit meh about was the criticism of the interview: I put this in for variety, and I actually think its the funniest part of the article - showing how even his interviewer seems to be not interested in the film (and keen to distance himself from the director!). I'm not sure if it will be a feature to be honest, but I'd like to get a better score for it, I must admit. --Knucmo2 23:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad that my review helped out. It's a good article, I would not take scoring from me too seriously though;)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:26, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
One thing I might ask is, in a week's time, if you could have a brief glance over it again, and see if you think its improved or not - just leave a small paragraph on my talk page (hopefully with some words in it). For that I would be grateful, as I'd know if I'm working along the right lines. --Knucmo2 21:29, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
Of course:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:31, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Jaffa Cakes

Hi Sycamore, thanks for the welcome and the Jaffa Cakes, very kind! Best wishes, Educated Guest 16:49, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Oh thanks, come round anytime;)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:50, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

User Boxes

Can someone tell me how to get rid of the text next to userboxes please.--Altair 22:39, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Never mind, i found out how by myself, still, thank you for the welcome and the cakes.--Altair 23:18, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Thank you for the advice on the userboxes and i hope you get the award--Altair 14:43, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks there, I hope it helps tidy things up:)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:11, 31 July 2008 (UTC)


Can you please tell me how to make a custom userbox for my user page?--Altair 19:31, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I saw the template on the general userbox list but didn't know how to insert a picture.--Altair 19:50, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

The best way is create a new one is to steal the code form one of the exiting userboxes Like this:

<div style="float:left; clear:left> {|cellspacing="0" style="width: 240px; background: #FFFFBB; border: 1px solid #AA8822" | style="width:45px;height:45px;background:white;text-align:center;font-size:11pt" | <span class="plainlinks">[[Image:Guitar-22px.jpg|22px]]</span> | style="font-size:8pt;padding:4pt;line-height:1.25em" | This user plays '''[[guitar|guitar]]''' because it attracts more '''[[women|groupies]]''', and gets more solos than the '''[[bassist|bass]]'''. |}

The result looks like this:

Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

If you take out the Nowiki bits and chnege the fields and image you shoud be able o have one thats similar to the others:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:46, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks again for the advice, i wanted to leave my own legacy on the site. Out of curiosity, how many people have you chased around with blue genitalia and a spear? Anyway thanks again for the help.--Altair 22:16, 31 July 2008 (UTC)


I followed your advice on making the userbox, but ended up with the thumbnail all messed up on. Check out my user page and see how it is now, and what i'm going for. Could you show me how to make it so that the picture fit in right with the text box, or even just edit it on my user page? I wanted the picture to be like User over 9000 in size and proportions. If you could help out, i would really appreciate it and i promise to stop bothering you for stupid stuff like this until i am become the ruler of uncylopedia.--Altair 00:16, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

You did alright, you just added a little too much in the image set up: [[Image:Sycamore|Thumb|right|250px|caption|somthing]]: this will create an image suitable for an article with frame and a caption, however for a user box the px needs to be very low and and not have any alignment (left/right) or thumb. It should be done like this: [[Image:Sycamore|60px]]. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:25, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

I secretly hate scotland, but don't tell anyone least of all that S... Oh hello!

Peeing dog Thank you, Sycamore, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

That's about it, I know I didn't vote for you back but It'll certainly be a close call between you and Hype. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:04 1 August 2008

You've been doing great on the reviews, I hope you keep it up and well done!:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:26, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Altair's article

Thanks alot for telling me what i did wrong and all the other stuff i've asked for. And, like i said, from now on i'll try not to bother you about stuff you probably don't too much about anyway.--Altair 17:55, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

It was no problem, and you can come around anytime, it does not bother me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:43, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Guess what, i'm not asking for advice this time. Just wanted your opinion on an article i'm still writing. You can view it Hemophilia. Also, What do i have to do to my article to get rid of that notice that says it will be deleted in 7 days: just expand some of the sections or what? Oh, and i did vote for you for Reviewer for the month, sorry you didn't win. Please respond on my talkpage whenever you got the time.--Altair 00:06, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for checking out my page on hemophilia. i'll do what you said and move it to my userpage.--Altair 15:53, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Cool--Sycamore (Talk) 15:53, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Your reviews

The only time i saw a review was on a friend's computer and i did not know how he viewed them. Would you please tell me.--Altair 21:37, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Content Boxes

Could you tell me how to put the content box in an article. BTW, how do you like my sig.--User:Altair/sig 00:31, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

For Pee review, you go here: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review when your article is reviewed it will be in the complete secton linked to at the top of the page (or here, Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Reviewed Pee). I think you mean infoboxes and the ones that are used are all kept here: Infoboxes. Your sig looks alright and none of the code is spilling over, so well done. My first ones made a right mess:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:08, 3 August 2008 (UTC)


Well i did use a template and it did take me fifteen minutes. I wanted to know if you could take another look at my article( imoved it back to mainspace) and tell me what else i could do with it. Also, will the sign at the beginning of the page go away by itself, do i need to contact an admin about it, or something like that. If you could, i would really apreciate it. Also, thanks for getting rid of some of my red links on my page before it got a warning, I've doing that so much on Things to do that i forgot to do that on my own page. If you get chance to check it out, please reply on my talk page.--User:Altair/sig 20:41, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

The best I can advise is to add this: {{PeeReview}} to your article and submit it to Pee review. you're likely to get tips on how to improve it to the extent where you can remove the construction tag without the article being put up for deletion. For my opinion I would say that it looks alright and it's getting there and it looks to be a very decent first article.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:04, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
O.K. i'll do that. I still got a couple of things to do on it and then i'll put it up for review.--User:Altair/sig 23:08, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: July 31st, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 07:55, 5 August 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for the welcome message! Mww113 12:22, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

As you've already seen it

Would appreciate any ideas for expansion or comments on my latest piece... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I've had a look, and I've left some ideas I had on the discussion page--Sycamore (Talk) 22:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

My Userbox

I made my own userbox,

Tien Eye Beams This user has eye beams.

but i don't know how to put it on the userbox page for violence or any of the other categories. Could you tell me how to put it on there.--User:Altair/sig 20:07, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

No I don't - to be honest, I don't really make many templates - I know that User:Spang can do all sorts of things, I'm sure he'd know how to help:)--Sycamore (Talk) 23:00, 7 August 2008 (UTC)


Hey there. Guess what, i made this somewhat funny image, and nominated it. I would appreciate it if you voted for it on Uncyclopedia:VFP. Or al least comment...--User:Altair/sig 21:31, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Whoring is acceptable, but preferably subtlety in the art is something to aim for. Private booths for that sort of thing have been set aside on the IRC or more subtle notes are preferable to entice clients:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:43, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

Me putting the links up

Don't worry I wasn't spamming and I won't be putting anymore links up. they were all relevant to the page that I was linking. Fr00gy 15:34, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

Cool:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:35, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 7th, 2008

Painstakingly hand-delivered by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 12 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:58, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 14th, 2008

Fired out of a newspaper cannon by: SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:57, 16 August 2008 (UTC)
Thanks:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:07, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

password for account

Hi there, i just joined the uncyclopedia a month ago and have forgotton my password. The only problem is i must have made a mess of my registration because when i click the button to send the password to to my email im not getting anything. Ive checked to see if the email is being filtered out but i still cant find the reply. My username was Vitaloverdose and my email is thanks.-- 21:07, 16 August 2008 (UTC)

Hi there Vitaloverdose, I've asked Sannse about this, it looks like the best way is to create a new account and move over anything that you wanted from your old account (not an idea to get in the habit of this though) - nobody it seems will be able to get into your old account. Sorry about this, I myself had an old username and I changed to this one, and a lot of people have been in a similar boat:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:55, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Join the UnOrder Today!

~ Readmesoon

No thanks...— Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:51, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Muchas gracias

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Thanks for the review. I know what you mean about the quick thing - I did one myself recently that ended up being longer than many "in depth" ones I've seen. I promise faithfully to digest all feedback and act on it accordingly. Soon. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:34, Aug 19

No probs— Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:36, 19 August 2008 (UTC)


:Revision history of "User:DjGentoo"
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( Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 18:07, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
I have Rollback whcih means I can revert much quicker - at least its all fixed and nobodys stuff is fucked eh?:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:39, 20 August 2008 (UTC)


Good. Now that I've got your attention. What the fuck are you thinking? You can't let that comment go by. What that son of a bitch said isn't a discussion. It's just random uncalledfor cheap shots against someone he barely knows. That guy is a syco. And you are a fucking asshole to actually allow a comment like that up. Get rid of it.

What are you talking about?— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:46, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
whoa omg this one made me laugh like shiet... its so retarded and so damn funny!! haha... i just couldnt control myself!! because i hate hannah montana so much.. i wont even care if her father rapes her LOL!! haha..

neways... i wont be surprised IF he does.... because she IS a SLUT anyway... AGREED??? yes.. thats a definite yes!! woot!!


You are letting this comment stay on the Hannah Montana discussion page. This isn't a real discussion and plus, it's disgusting. The fact that this guy wants someone to get raped. You cannot seriously call this a comment.

I agree it is not the most appopriate of of comments to say the least - similalry calling me an "asshole" is similarly inappropriate; would you not agree?— Sir Sycamore (talk) 21:57, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Sorry. It's just that I've been tired of dealing with these idiot administrators. They keep going around rejecting my edits for being to immature and then letting even worse edits stay. Recently, I've started protecting the Hannah Montana article. It had become too offensive and I decided to change it around a bit. Then one of the administrators (Roman-something) kept adding more offensive stuff. It became a battle of wits and eventually the roman guy banned me for 2 weeks. Now, I've been waiting to change the comment for a while, but since I was banned there was nothing I could do about it. Miley doesn't deserve this. Just because she's a virgin you're picking on her. So I decided to stop caring if I offended people. I was prepared to get banned again but you apparently are reasonable. Please get rid of that comment. 22:14, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Did you ever considered talking with Roman Dog Bird? That would probably make your life easier in the long run. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:16, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
Okay, I will. Thank you for your time. Once again, sorry to bother you.
(my reply conflited with Mordillo) I agree that it can be difficult to see certain pages (there are one or two I myself would not be sorry to see the back of) however - this is a place of many people just like the outside world - and it is very dodgy to get into such drastic censorship, I have agreed with you on that comment however reagrdng the comment I left on the tlakpage, I would let this article slide (although it is good to see people caring about the place). No good will come of that - just start writing your own beteer articles. With regards to bans etc - I don't advise this sort of Vigilante take on your edits and I don't advise any more of that - lengthy ones will result. The other point you raised was that somehow we picked on people - this is a satirical website - not a fansite: we rip into our heros and various other topics, none of this is a real slander or attack as it is in good fun. I hope you can come to see thing a little clearer on all of this:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 22:28, 20 August 2008 (UTC)
I guess so. 22:40, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

Why you throw revert?

[1] Regards, --Snafu 16:35, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Whoops;)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:36, 21 August 2008 (UTC)

Many Thanks

Dear Sycamore, Many thanks for your kind welcome to the site Uncyclopedia. I am utterly confused and dumbfounded so I am not sure how useful I will be as a contributor, however I look forward to a long friendship in our mutually humorous endeavors. I have created a link to uncyclopedia on my own web site which I have listed as "How to waste an entire weekend," and it is not intended with any offense, but instead to generate interest. I am thoroughly enjoying the site and the responses I have received in the forum. I am also in awe at the huge body of work represented on the site. Incredibly funny stuff, and I can't help but wonder how you guys have managed this much flow of information with such stunning efficiency. (I am a complete noob as far as wiki is concerned but hope to learn more about it.) Please let me know if anyone cares to adopt me, but make sure they have lots of patience, because I am totally ignorant in the wiki realm. In fact, I can't even be sure what you mean by signing with four tildes, so in essence, I'm a ignorant hick from the sticks. Thanks again, The Psychotic Advisor--PsychoticAdvisor 02:59, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm glad to hear that you like the site, I like too. We collectively work together on a variety of projects on deletion, peer review (Pee review) re writes etc, this is all done be users like you and me (not just admins); and together the site does function pretty well. With regards to adoption it is best to look t the list of who’s adopting: Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters. I would personally go for one of the Admin users or Thinker/MrN9000; they're always about and will be able to help with everything you want to do around here and they’ve been around for a while. Hope to see you about soon:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:13, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Orian (No comment)

"How to waste an entire weekend," Is that all? Try "How to waste four frigging months of your life and completley fuck up your highers." and as for offence you'll find that around here it's pretty hard (though not impossible) to offend people, provided you say things with good humour. Also you can come talk at me if you need help. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 06:10 25 August 2008

Oh a new header all for me? I'm flattered. maybe make it a third level header though as it's still to do with the above topic. whatever it's your talk page. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:18 25 August 2008
Quite — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:20, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
You gave me my own header, how could you expect me not to talk to myself? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:22 25 August 2008
You tell him Orian! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:22 25 August 2008
Jesus, sheer madness has decended:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:23, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Madness? where? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:27 25 August 2008
Right here you douche! SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:27 25 August 2008
Yeah, you do have seven personalities. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 08:27 25 August 2008
And don't forget me... Read this Lyle Crump Talk Icons-flag-gb 08:27, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

wasp are a pain

wasps are a big pain / very dont you argee ?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

I suppose...? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:49, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

thanks for the jaffa cakes sycamore

sycamore thanks i enjoyed the jaffa cakes thanks very much cheers phone6The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

Cool, I'm glad you liked them, please don't move my talk page again — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:58, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

thanks for the jaffa cakes ( if you didnt see it )

thanks for the jaffa cakes very much i was very happy thank you sycamoreThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

sorry sycamore

i didnt mean too sycamore i am sorryThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

No probs, all fixed:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:01, 25 August 2008 (UTC)


sycamore do you know wikipedia ?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

what this that video on you youtube a advert on tv or something ?The preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

I don't not know too much about wikipedia, what is it that you want to know? and secondly, yes that is an advert from british television that I like:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:07, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

i have a cacodemon pet

my cacodemon pet is cute and lovelyThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

Thats groovy... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:10, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

sycamore i have a video on my talkpage with a mutiplayer deathmactich with bots on skulltag

the video that was made by my friendThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

Thats cool, I have to assume that if you're talkimg about your talkpage here that this video is imaginary or you have a different talkpage somewhere outside of here, and as such, outside of any reality which I have hitherto known or can remember. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:16, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

mutiplayer on doom2 is great

you wounder ? cause all players in doom2 help you and cause they give you ammoThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

I don't really play computer games, so i can't comment on the matter, it sounds important though. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:20, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

how do you get users to talk to you on wikipedia

help me tell me how do get users to talk to youThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

On Wikipedia it would be much the same as here, you find a user like me and go onto their discussion page like this one. However response may not happen as quickly as here (with me), and also with other users on this site as activity varies. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:24, 25 August 2008 (UTC)

Signing posts

PLEESE TELL ME HOW DO SIGN YOUR POSTS AND HURRY UP ON CHATINGThe preceding unsigned comment was added by Phone6 (talk • contribs)

Don't worry I saw Leds post there, it's very easy to sign, after every comment you make on talk pages/forums just add four ~~~~ and that will produce the time and date you made the comment:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:29, 25 August 2008 (UTC)



This is getting a little off now (don't be naughty!) - you don't move pages period, I see all... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:38, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
Evileye trans

Reply to post on my page

Not the most original of headings but it will have to suffice. Well, you're more tolerable than than some of the pompous little twerps on this website so I'll try and be civil with you Sycamore. On Uncyclopedia, you may have noticed we have categories for everything conceivable. We have a category for Men claiming paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's Daughter, we have a category for articles that relate to Heath Ledger (rest his soul) being dead, we have a category for Unfunny Crap About Minerva, we have a category for rolling your head on the keyboard, we have a category for people murdered by Yagami Light. So why on Earth shouldn't we have a category for things Amy Winehouse has smoked? After all, as much as I love the woman she has smoked just about every drug imaginable and some that haven't even been invented yet. I consider this a perfectly good reason for a category but if it's going to upset people then I shan't bother recreating it, there's a limit to even my patience. Would you be so kind as to point out any other so called "cruft" I have produced recently. Oh and you might want to take a look at some of these very amusing articles I have created in my time on Uncyclopedia: John Gay, Da Void, The 10th Kingdom, Christine White, Septimus Pretorius and Mister Darcy. --Narcissus Black 00:22, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

Actually I don’t think your being all that civil, so to reply more fully here, and more seriously; you have not been doing good things on this site. You are forgetting the all seeing eye here. A key point to remember here is that I know what you’ve been doing around here, for the past month and beyond you’ve been “installing quotes” and nonsensical categories. These joke categories are frequently deleted and serve no good cause; they are unfunny and interfere with the purpose of these which are to organize topics into some sort of order. A similar case has been with the quotes and other such nonsense behavior (many of your own articles are in fact poorer because of this, we always advise reading this, so that user may improve their contribuitions: HTBFANJS). I asked an admin a while back over you, and he suggested putting you on Ban Patrol for this sort of gobshitery; I’m not going to do this, I’m going to hope this sinks in, and that you start doing something useful – not just a few one off good deeds but every time you come to the site. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:52, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Well personally I feel very insulted. "Seriously"? Sycamore, this is uncyclopedia. "Nonsensical categories"? This website is nonsense, it's a joke, literally. Personally I think Uncyclopedia has become just as sanctimoniously pious as the website it sort to parody, lest you've forgotten. Yes I have been doing good things on this site, no I have not forgotten "the all-seeing eye" and frankly I'd like the name of the admin who you spoke about me to. --Narcissus Black 11:42, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Correction. Uncyclopedia is not nonsense. Whoever gave you that impression is an idiot. If you developed that impression yourself, well then my good sir, you are an idiot, as you probably could have guessed. Uncyclopedia may be fun and games, but there is an order to all things. What goes on behind the scenes is more serious because we're trying to run a stable website here, and not trying to conduct some sort of infinite monkey theorem experiment. If you're really interested in nonsense, I'm sure Illogicopedia would love to have you. While you're here though, this site is supposed to, in the most part, contain coherent and original humor. Not pure nonsense. Not recycled old quotes. Not category spam. Now, I don't see what problem there is with the category in question in this particular instance, and in fact, I find it rather humorous. I'll let you work that particular detail out with Sycamore here. However, I suggest you get your facts straight on what Uncyclopedia is, and what it is not. I also suggest you learn to conduct yourself in a non-asshole fashion. I am not the admin Sycamore has spoken to you about, but if I am given reason to, I have no problem bringing the hammer down. Consider this your official warning. -RAHB 12:00, 30 August 2008 (UTC)
Well I don't know what you mean by recycled old quotes and I think we could have dispensed with the petty insults but that's reasonable enough I suppose. --Narcissus Black 12:28, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: August 28th, 2008

–—Hv (talk) 30/08 20:13

Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:54, 31 August 2008 (UTC)


Okay, now there is another Miley Cyrus problems. The "You" article has a bunch of Miley Cyrus crap in it. Not only is it insulting but it's irrelivent. You need to do something about that article. 22:58, 30 August 2008 (UTC)

I've had a look, not only have a grown weary of the Hannah Montana affair, I'm already bored by this - to repeat what I said before - "this is a satirical website, not a fan site". I hope this behavior stops; I'm not Miley Cyrus, or Hannah Montannas agent - should there be a poor aspect to an article, you are more than welcome to try and rectify it. I ask politiley that you turn your attentions to more productive matters, and stop this nonsense. Thank You — Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:49, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
This isn't just defending Miley, but all the crap in the You article is irrelivant. This is a violation of your rules. I don't give a shit if you're annoyed with me. Fix it. 17:04, 31 August 2008 (UTC)
Yea! Fix it! I could also not help but notice that this article needs more funny things adding to it. Please do so imminently. Also, I need a new cover for my ironing board, and if you could make me more popular with the ladies that would be very welcome. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:13, Aug 31


For the HTCPCP review, really appreciated!

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Thanks again! –—Hv (talk) 31/08 17:08

No problem, I hope to see it out on VFH again soon:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:12, 31 August 2008 (UTC)


Yes partly to do with that, partly to do with a Voldemort article I created a while ago which he redirected to that pathetic You Are Dead article (I have a tendency to bear grudges) and also partly to do with deleting that Amy Winehouse cat I created. Besides all that I always had him down as a pompous little twerp really. --Narcissus Black 11:36, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

There ya go, you know often the names we give to others reveal more about ourselves.Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:40, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Sycamore, I shall not engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man. --Narcissus Black 13:15, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
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