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how do you

just wondering "The general encouragement is just to start articles in your userspace like this = User:Sycamore/Battleship Potemkin" how do that? haha.Djdorama 19:09, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

I choose Sockmob

Sockmob, I CHOOSE YOU!

ok - groovy:) - remember you must never use the Coon account now. Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:29, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Who are you

Hey you left me a note on my talk page, thanking me for contribs. So who are you anyway? Anyways thank you --SockMob 15:29, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

Hi, I'm Sycamore (though I have a differnet name in life:)). I'm a regular contribuiter to uncyc, both writing articles and making the place a little bit nicer for everyone. I often welcome new contrbuiters and hopefully make a bit of first contact so theres 'someone about' to ask for anything. Have fun:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:57, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

While I don't exactly understand this adopting business,

Can i be adopted?Djdorama 01:40, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I left a note on your talkpage, I'll bve around if you need anything:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:24, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Alright. Thanks a lot! And thanks for editing my page. it's not really beefed up. do u have any ideas to make it more....big? Djdorama 21:17, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

That can be tricky, the way I started out was reading other peoples articles, and over time I started to work out ways to beef them up and get ideas for them. Check out Our featured stuff - there's a few good ones in there and it might get you kick started (don't worry, your first ones will always be a little fledgling, but they get better over time):)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:36, 10 March 2009 (UTC)


Again. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:24, Mar 8

Better be no skidmarks on them--Sycamore (Talk) 13:25, 8 March 2009 (UTC)


To go with those pants. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:26, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

If I had started out with no clothes I think I would look like a chicken at this point:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Well, one can never have enough socks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:47, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Relax Syc

Rage is not good for your ulcer. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

/me goes for the frozen peas:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:19, 9 March 2009 (UTC)


OK, so you Jewish identity is in some doubt, but Yad earns you Purim greetings anyway. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:06, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:13, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Whirling Star of Vigilance!

Thanks there, I don't know if I'm a very good adopter, you're doing very well:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:20, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

De Categorizing Images

Ok, I can see de-categorizing the that images you uploaded, espeically, when I placed them in porn categories. However, the consensus has been to categorize images, and you've been de-cating some perfectly good categorization. Your the only person who has been de-cating or has been objecting to my categorization, and several people have been supporting my categorization work. --Mnb'z 18:09, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the lecture...:/ Do a 'good' job of this project of yours, I have lost count of how many times I come in an theres a load of page with these uncreated cats you've spammed. Create them first, then add them.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:16, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Chaps. This looks to me like one of those cases where someone is not using an edit summary where they should. Could we have a bit more of that please? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:20, Mar 9
Were you also confused about the edit summary "claim consensus"? It sounded like something one would pick up at a D.C. dry cleaner. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:24, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Jesus - 2 thirds of the images on here are probably unused, I fail to see what the whinefest is about (My ignorance I'm sure). The way this works is simple = sporks/ICU dodgers have lot of unused cats, so its easy to find them, you keep adding ones that don't exist - it takes up my time to sift though this pretty redundent pastime, I've a good few summeries now about this now. Simple problem, simple solotion - add these things right. No bad feelings here:)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:30, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Oh, nevermind, it looks like was category typos. Sorry about that. I probably should start checking Special:WantedCategories after my categorization blitzes.
On a related note, are we allowed to de-cat user pages with nonexistent categories --Mnb'z 18:32, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
This flamewar sux ballz. It's best not to edit other people user pages unless there is a good reason. What would be the reason of removing a nonexistent category for a user page? The user might actually like it like that. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:35, Mar 9
MadMax does it, but I do it sneakily when Mordillo isn't looking - probably best not;)--Sycamore (Talk) 18:38, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Who asked you? Anyone would think this was your talk page or something... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:39, Mar 9
The reason would be to keep the false positives down in the wanted category list to a minimum. --Mnb'z 18:41, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
MrN9000, no this is the Scottish complaints department, Mnb, yes its all about creating a climate of terror for vandals.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:45, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Evileye ~Jewriken.GIF 19:47, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Welcome oh great and spinning Star of David. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:10, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Pee Reviews

Hi again! I've decided that maybe I would want to do pee reviews :). But the thing is, how should I review articles? I read UN:PEE and the Guidelines already, but what is considered a good pee review? ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 08:14, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, cool. I'd dive in there, remember the goal is to provide some help and give some guide as to how it might fare on VFH. Here's one I made earlier for the Zionist entitiy: Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mordillo/Why?Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea. Obviously its a lot harder to do one if the article isn't very good - just be honest though. A good way to start is with a membership request on here: PEEING - and UU will sort that all out - and you'll just have to go agead and write some reviews!:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:23, 10 March 2009 (UTC)
Hmm.. Thanks. I just reviewed an article, but I think I'm too lenient. How's this? ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 13:51, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Yeah top notch first review:) I would say that more in the humour section is a good idea - as thats a major factor in assesing whether its any good and in the concept you refer that the writer should get someone else to do stuff on it - which is probably a bit of a no go - its important to stress what the writer should do to improve it. The scores are probably a bit easy going, but they're not really a good gauge of an article. Good luck, hope you keep up with the reviews.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:09, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Ban Patrol Smiffery

Great minds think alike, eh? :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 09:30, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, ya fanny:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:32, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Quote Police?

Sycamore, why did you remove the quotes from the UnFilm category? I started that category, did work on it and the quotes stay. Don't like um, don't read them. Hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:49, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Ah, bung em back (cranky in mornings) - but leave the subcat bits;)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:01, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

N00bie need help

If you could, do you think you could adopt me in the adopt a noob program thingie? I could use some help with making articles funny and maybe also with unknown parts of the site. Thank you!The preceding unsigned comment was added by Johnrofl123 (talk • contribs)

Sure, I left a note on your talkpage:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)


Thanks there, I hope I make a good adopter for you:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:19, 15 March 2009 (UTC)

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I'm too lazy to make a template...

But thanks for the vote on Driving in Bucharest, it's really appreciated. –—Hv (talk) 17/03 17:56

No probs:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:57, 17 March 2009 (UTC)


You only let a few users edit. Your justification was not to only write whoops or similar things. Now what's your point? --Dadadudi 16:44, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

I don't have to justify myself to you hypocrites and plebs, I regret nothing! /UN guards take Sycamore away--Sycamore (Talk) 16:50, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
I am totally unable to determine the source of this complaint. Is Dadadudi confusing Sycamore with MrN9000? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:31, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Either way, we need to deal with this tree problem. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:01, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Fuck yeah! By 'Trees' I'm sure you mean the 'Americans':)--Sycamore (Talk) 16:04, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Canadians. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:05, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

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I have a long history here.. Some of it you know, most you do not. I would appreciate it if you could leave your peripheral judgement out of my deep-rooted dealings with MrN9000. I do contribute worthwhile stuff to this site. Thanks.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:30, 24 March 2009

Alan Partridge

Hello, i recently edited the Alan Partridge page because it was a mess, you've reverted it back to the unfunny random mess. Im not claiming my version was perfect, but it was funnier and the humour more fitting to the show than the original version.The preceding unsigned comment was added by FredFan (talk • contribs)

Yeah - it seemed like a bit of a rundown of the series though the first person - I think it would be an idea to have the article somehow parody the series. I agree a rewrite might be an idea, a good way is to create User:FredFan/Alan Partridge - then have a review. Having a first person version from Steve Coogan might have a lot of humour potential. Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:32, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

My dear Sycamore

I would like to suggest that you don't use words like "retarded" or "nasty" when describing the actions of other people. Don't assume you're inherently right about everything. Don't act like a smartass bastard. Thank you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Wow you're like Narcissus Black II. Sequels of bad movies aren't my thing.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:35, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, he does have my unique style doesn't he. -- 23:26, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, but I was quite offended by your comment at this specific forum page. Just try not to insult people, okay. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:47, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
I thought for a second that your account had been hacked Syc. I was surprised by the way you said what you did. Note I said the way you said it. What you said did have some credit to it. Modus had already made that point however... I think the problem here is lack of porn. Clearly everyone just needs a good wank. I recommend the following picture:
MO adorabl

My personal copy is covered in cellophane for extra long life and easy cleaning. Why does Modus rock so much? Because he can say important things which need to be said without upsetting people. How does he do that? Because he is funny. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:34, Mar 24


You don't want no drama. No, no, no drama. No no no no drama. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:47, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

wanna take a look at my article Djdorama 20:28, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, looks good:) - I've had a look for bigger images but I could not find any, otyher than that, maybe a few more links and even out the sections as bit. But yeah, very nice first article. As a second thought, do you know how to mainspace it?;)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:05, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks, haha. it's weird. anyway what does "even out the sections as bit" mean? "a bit"? how would i go about evening it out. and yeah i think i know how to mainspace it, but i guess tell me anyway ;)Djdorama 20:35, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

1 - 'evening it out', you know have more paragraphs in some sectons less in others, its a little bottom heavy when I last looked. 2. - Theres a tab at the top next to 'Edit' that says 'Move', there's instructions you just follow, take your time and read about QVFD'ing the redirect and it should be alright. Give me a bell if it goes a bit dodgy, these things can always be fixed:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:03, 5 April 2009 (UTC)


I win! I win I win! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:13 25 March 2009

About time, also you've been slacking on talkpages, playa ohh yeah...--Sycamore (Talk) 16:14, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Temporary impotency. I don;t like to talk about it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:17 25 March 2009

Danke schön!

So, have you given up the seat yet?

I don't wanna be a dick and start archiving VFD stuff right now. First, you gotta sacrifice a goat or something. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:51, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Left a note on your talkpage, yeah dive in there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:53, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

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The Scots

I don't mind the Scots, they are nice people usually, what with their beer and haggis and good (?) manners, no really, nice people. The beef I have with you lot is why, when the Scots swarm all over Amsterdam for the game tonight, they ALL have to wear kilts? Why? Have I done something to deserve this? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:32, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

You should go over and say hi, you never know, thety might actually be alright. You should ask them to lend you a kilt, they prevent a heat bulid up in the scrotum you know;)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:01, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Not in the Amsterdam weather, more like freezing your balls. Also, the Dutch massacred you 3-0. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
The Pesky Dutch... actually I have a friend who is going over to study at the Hague which is near Amsterdam, apprantly its really nice outside of the areas with the ladys of night, though I've never been myself.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:20, 29 March 2009 (UTC)


--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:18, 29 March 2009 (UTC)


  • For and strong about fucking time. Congratulations mate, thoroughly deserved. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Apr 1
  • Kilt. I hope you wear undies under there. And shave your fucking legs. and congrats! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:57, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks there:)!, I have to admit I had to psyche myself up to look today... I feel a little Waynes World, "I'm not worthy" about it, you wait so long thinking it will never be you. Also Mordillo, my hairy legs are the stuff of legend (seriously) and I would never shave them (no undies today, ball flying free as well);)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:58, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
That might have been a bit too much of information. Just a bit. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:03, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Congrats etc. High time you got this. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:08, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:28, 1 April 2009 (UTC)
Looks like you get a flaming bag of poo to put next to that trophy as well. Congrats.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  06:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah I saw that, thanks as well. I think its been down to a bit of luck, Micky's one would have easily won had he started his sooner. Still winning PLS has been a bit of dream since last time, and winning WoTM at the same as well is pretty awesome.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:38, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Damn you

and your evil vandalising ways. What you need is a spell in the army - never did my generation any harm and we never went round getting into trouble and vandalising things. Bring back the birch! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:26, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Aye, you kids these days, not quite as good as I was in my day of vandalising. I make up for not being able to do it anymore by being rude to shop assistants;)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:39, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

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For your vote...

The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:13, 2 April 2009 (UTC)


Congrats! I guess you got 1st in Rewrite! Yay! I saw the results =.=" COngrats anyway :) ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 17:13, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:19, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

I didn't know that tiddlywinks had been reviewed.

I didn't know that tiddlywinks had been reviewed. Sorry for the NRV tag. I'll delete it immediately!! DJ Mixerr 19:36, 3 April 2009 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr

mmm… You did not add a tag, but blanked the article (am I going doo lally?). As I said before you cannot ‘huff’ an article, only an Admin can do that – blanking is not something users should be doing. It’s an idea to focus on doing your own thing and doing it well rather than trying to do this sort of tasks. Thanks and have fun:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:06, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Bob the sperm

All hails, glorious master admin .. May I endeavor to ask you, in your never-ending sysopian wisdom, do you think that Bob the sperm is featurable? I will be honored if you waste a minute of your sacred time to reply to my humble inquiry =] SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:38, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, I'm not admin;) but as a suggestion I would get it reviewed before you plan to get it on VFH, I have done a bit for Pee review myself, I would say that it could be a little more expanded as some of the secions are one liners. It did make me laugh though:)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
oh shit! So you arent an admin yet.. FOR SHAME! Ah, anyway, its already on pee review, but I cant get anybody to do it, why dont YOU do it? Also I feel that if I expand it, you know, the length to humour ratio would decrease, I want it concentrated.. Correct me if I am wrong SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 12:36, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Got the hatchet out today I see

*hides articles* :-) Sometimes there are a few brilliant lines in all the crap. It's dam tricky to do I know... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:48, Apr 5

Better to see the back of that cruft (weeding the Garden as it were). Its not really the problem it used to be, but its sometimes neccecary to trim it down a little:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:03, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

What's Wrong With My Article?

Hey, I'm willing to change and better my article but I don't understand why it's so bad. Kindly tell me exactly what needs to be changed and why. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Winfield92 (talk • contribs)

I am sorry, I thought it was a much older article, it's a bit listy, and you were going in the wrong direction, quotes, lists and templates are to be avoided. I've taken it off rewrite, theres some guides and examples to work from,

Don't be discouraged, you can also get an in depth review here: UN:PEE to give you detailed feedback on how to improve it(It's usually an idea ot have your article as finished as you can get it beforehand though). Hope this helps:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Detakled feedback? Is that feedback from a eunuch? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:37, Apr 6
Yes, also I have no idea what you are talking about...--Sycamore (Talk) 09:46, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Voting against your own page?!

Has the world gone mad?! Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:45, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Thats our work that we spent time on, if it gets featured (which it should in my view) it should be a nomination made in good faith. Also would you like to colloborate again soon, I have something you might be interested in and I'm having a hard time getting it off the ground?:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:58, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
What have I done this time? I'm such a failure. *sniff* I have feelings too you know. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:01, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Did you try shaving your balls? Nothing cures depression like smooth balls. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
If I answered that question, Sycamore would hate me even more. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:28, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
You lost me with that first sentence. Are people nom'ing pages to spite you? (I'll read your page again later. I'm kind of burned out right now. Tip: Holy shit that's a lot of words there. Fecundity loses to economy) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:07, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
I have a suggestion for both parties. Syc - stop being such a martyr, the guy is not out to get you. Sock - he obviously doesn't want to have any involvement with you, just stay off his talk page, his articles etc - and everyone will rejoice. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:15, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Your Ancient Image Request

Hi, I'm cleaning up Image Request and there is a really old image request you made for your article, UnBooks:The Case of the Quagga of Kuala Lumpur. Are you still in need of images for the article or can I archive the request? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:00, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, those images were not suitable for the article:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:51, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
If you still need images, please post a new request. It might encourage new choppers to have a go and get you better results. Its my new crusade you see, improving the image system. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:34, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like a good plan, I reckon that article is a bit of dead end, though hopefully I'll have few new ones which will need images soon:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:27, 7 April 2009 (UTC)


Many thanks for restoring my userpage, sir, though I use it rarely. --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 03:54, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

No probs:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:51, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
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