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Hey, and thanks for the welcome! (and the cookies)

Thanks for the great welcome, this site is pretty cool. I just wanted to know if the page i have created is acceptable and maybe hopefully it won't be deleted? it's located here: "Wikipedia Chase!". its my first time writing a page so hopefully its ok. when its finished i will add pictures etc, but i just wanna know before i attempt to finish it, will the page be worthy to stay up? Oh and maybe you could maybe tell me how i could fix it up abit? Thanks for ya help --The Italian Stallion 08:05, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, its alright - I would expand the prose element of it and not really have as many quotes and lists - Its unlikly to be deleted as long as you are working on it. have a look at these Uncyclopedia:Best of - theres a few in there that are best of, some are weaker but it givea an idea on things like formatting etc:)--Sycamore (Talk) 09:20, 23 October 2008 (UTC)


HeeHee, this never get's boring! =P SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 12:14 1 October 2008

Groovy, still that was few hours... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:34, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
<rape><rape><Rape>You don't fool me!</rape></rape></rape> SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:08 7 October 2008
You can't rape it twice, you'll have to wait till I archive the lot... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:11, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
Oh and thanks for all the fickses to my article. did you like it? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:10 7 October 2008
Yeah its alright - its difficult to work with the Why? namespace. I saw it come up in recent changes and tided it up a little:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 14:24, 7 October 2008 (UTC)
I actually like the Why namespace, two out of my three features have been from there. I guess it's a personal thing, cos I find the parody articles really hard to do. In why? you can just make up a story. Yeah like I said thanks for the tweaks! =) SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 14:28 7 October 2008


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thanks for the great review, syc. this was a total rewrite that i read over so many times that the words lost all meaning, so all of your insight was extremely helpful. we will continue to differ on minor issues like TOC (this might be one where i'll add it if i can get it to look right by rearranging sections like you suggested) and image placement (you're also causing me to second guess myself on this one, as you bring up valid points to back up your argument). anyway, thanks again, and keep up the good work, you'll be on the top 5 in no time! also, great work on France! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:12, 7 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:26, 7 October 2008 (UTC)


Style mine writing have terrible? Ha! Anyway, thanks for your review. I don't really agree with what you said, but I respect your opinion. Thanks for reviewing. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:29, Oct 9

Humour is subjective, not personal, sometimes the impact of the jokes is going to work differently with some than others:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:43, 9 October 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for not reviewing anything of mine. ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
And thanks for nomming The Bunfight at the OK Corral -- Asahatter (annoy) 17:37, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
No problem, I really like that one:)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:38, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I just had Jaffa cakes for the first time

Yummy! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:47, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

The first time, you poor thing? Come have some of my stash:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:50, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Wait until you discover that they make other flavours..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I hear the pinapple kind are the best... the best technique is to skim the top off with your bottom teeth in a digusting fashion. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 12:02, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
I have to say though, that Tim Tams are the love of my life. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:44, 10 October 2008 (UTC)
Probably an idea not to tell your wife about that... — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:54, 10 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: October 10th 2008

Sir Sycamore (talk) 18:44, 10 October 2008 (UTC)


Why did you undo my edit of moby? explain yourself.

TELECOMEWAN 15:07, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

I had suspected vandalism, there was not much left of the article, as per your revision of it. Should you be keen to redo the article it would be far better to create User:TELECOMEWAN/Moby - You can copy the content of the old one over and re-work it, when it finished you can then paste over the current Moby article. If you would like to keep it as it is I can undo my revert and leave you to it:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:13, 11 October 2008 (UTC)


hey man thanks for the welcome. i have only been here for a bit but i can tell i like this wiki. it is very funny. - corn 17:02, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Cool:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:03, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

Removed How to Shoop Da Woop ICU Tag

Ok, so, I pretty much went through and fixed all the spelling/grammar/funny/incoherence/ problems that the article had. I also added pictures that make sense and are pretty funny. Paragraphing is better now, and over all ,the article pretty much makes sense now. So, In Short, I feel that it was ok to remove the ICU tag. If you havea problem with this, you are welcome to read the article over again and decide whether or not it should still be in the ICU. --Kowaru 02:34, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Preferably let an admin deal with ICUs in future. Yeah it looks alright, I moved it to: HowTo:Shoop Da Woop. Sorted:)? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:29, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Ya, thanks for the move, I was gonna do it myself, but umm, I was too lazy/afraid the article would asplode. Oh, and is says in the ICU thing that you can remove the tag yourself if you see fit? Is that still allowed, or is it understood that you should just let the admin deal with it? --Kowaru 18:16, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

What you said on my talk page.

After 3 hours of trying to talk to you, and failing, I have no idea whether the problem with one of the sigs is the height or the length. As for the categories, I gave up clearing them when TKF blocked me. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 11:01, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Err...Zarbi, I'd remove that block me part of my sig. Might entice other trigger happy admins to click it. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:09, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
The other sig is a bit massive:) - The code on mine for size is the easiest: Sycasig. With reagrds to the other stuff (you said you wanted to have go with some more of the quality control stuff?), chaeck out these, UN:WYCD and UN:PEE - the last one is really needed at the momemt, check out he guidelines, a ken chap such as yourslef will take to it like water. Have fun:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:11, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Mordillo: Right...if I have to...
Sycamore, I'll do my best at UN:PEE, but don't complain when I get banned for doing that too. I'll resize my sig too. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 11:19, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
I'd drop TKF a line about it. Not sure what the reason was, but must have been good. After all, the cabal does not make mistakes. Neither does it exist. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:21, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
I got banned for "using pretty bad judgement on VFD" apparently. So when I try to help, all I get is a ban. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 11:23, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Take it easy, remember you're just starting out, you will make mistakes. I still hash things up all the time;) I think TKF may have been "Excessive" on many of his bans lately — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:28, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

I'll try to keep that in mind. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 11:35, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

I've done my first pee review! What do you think? JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 11:51, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Top notch for a first one:), it could proababy be more "in depth" i.e. you got hrough the sections picking out any weaker points - don't be afraid to be a bit critical (but always fair), they like anything take a few to get into the swing of it if you know what I mean:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:51, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I think I'll keep to doing one a day for now while I get used to it. JudgeZarbi Icons-flag-gb TALK 20:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Lookin' good:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC)


Help me, i am a n00b!!! i don't even know what this means!!:(Relgap 17:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)) How can i get started?


Help me, i am a n00b!!! i don't even know what this means!!:(Relgap 17:20, 13 October 2008 (UTC)) How can i get started?

Calm down there! - Noob just means that your a new use on the site, to get started have a look at this:D — Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:21, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

Three things

1. Are you a sysop?

2. Is there a faster way to make subpages than by making a link and then creating them?

3. how do I make my signature look like TealwispBitch me out?

[[User:Tealwisp|Tealwisp]]<small>[[User Talk:Tealwisp|Bitch me out]]</small> 01:09, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

1. No

2. Not that I know of - you can add a /artcile subpage title on your browser as well (especially from your userpage)

3. You need to create a subpage and set it as your sig: Firstly create User:Tealwisp/sig and add the code of you sig to the page, (remebr to save). From there go to My Preferences (at the top of your screen) and about a quater of the way down there is an empty box and a title of "signatures" at this code into the empty space {{SUBST:nosubst|user:Tealwisp/sig}}. Then click below that on Raw Signature - and click Save Preferences at the the bottom. From then on every time you click the four ~~~~ your sig will appear with time stamp:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 07:10, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

plz help me

srry im just another helpless n008. Can you help me with hyperlinks? Alexander the Great 13:24, 14 October 2008 (UTC) user:Alexander the Great

Hi there, There are two main kinds of linking you can do the first one is what i think you asked for:

  • *[ Tony Visconti]


Or just for a normal link within the site you do:

  • [[Tony Visconti]]


Is that OK? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:48, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

Well, I mean how to change the title of the hyperlink while maintaning the same link? I'm still stuck...... Alexander the Great 09:49, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

mmm... Do you mean moving the article to a different title or do you mean changing the title at the top so it looks like something else, or do you mean having links that are differnt to their titles as in [[User:Sycamore|Cool]] = Cool, or do you mena soething else entirely?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:08, 16 October 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for your Comment, Sycamore. BobaCartman 16:12, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

No problem - have fun:) — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:13, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Little Sister

I'm working on the little sister article, and I think I've got something. It's incomplete, but that's because I can't decide between two possible outcomes.--WhySoSerious 21:19, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

Its quite funny already - I think it could do with an image, and you use really short sections, its an idea to use subsectiosn or a good paing of paragraphs than to have one/two sentence sections - You have not been specific about the outcomes you are thinking of, so I'll let you get back to me on that one:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:59, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the review, man!

I went along with what you said and added an alternate ending. What do you think? --Kglee 02:06, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Looks much better, its got the right pace thoroughout now - good stuff here:)--Sycamore (Talk) 08:02, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Consume this cookie!

Newcookie Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For your moderately fast reaction to a vandal. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:30, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Moderate?--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
Yes. You only started reverting his edits in the same minute he made them. Once you level up, you'll get psi powers that improve your speed to before he made them. By level forty, you'll be telling guards that those aren't, in fact, the droids that they are looking for...and they'll believe you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:36, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
I have much to learn about the true nature of the force, still this black life support suit is like sooo Cyber....--Sycamore (Talk) 11:26, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
When you level up, pick Force Boogie. It's the best Force power. Force Afro is a cool power, too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:47, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
I think you'll find Force Wedgie is the most popular Force Power....also the main reason Yoda walks with a stick these days.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Only the jock Jedi get Force Wedgie. Nobody here is a jock. Also, no jocks become Jedi (as they're too busy getting drunk and laid), making my first sentence a zen koan of some kind. To a real jock, comedy is a wedgie, rather than the serious business that it so clearly is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:52, 19 October 2008 (UTC)


Yo Sycamore, thanks for not ignoring my article and reviewing it. That was a very fair review. Thanks also for nominating the Argument article for featurement - last time I looked it was going O.K. --Knucmo2 14:56, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

No problem:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, 20 October 2008 (UTC)


hey sycamore, any chance you can deliver the latest unsignpost? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:27, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

Done:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:28, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: 21 October 2008

--Sycamore (Talk) 09:45, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Ok so I'm very new to this and I'm not sure I've done anything properly...

I find this wiki fascinating and would like to be a part of it. I've read most of the beginner's guide stuff and I understand most. I'm afraid I'm not really computer savvy but I love to write and I like funny. The main things I'm looking for are how not to get kicked out or banned or voted off, etc. I added some things to the unstory and I hope they are funny. Sorry, but I feel like I've wasted your time here, but it would waste mine too if I deleted this so I'll just say thanks and good day.Lord Calvert 21:19, 21 October 2008 (UTC)Lord Calvert

I am an ass. Lord Calvert 21:22, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

Well... I'm sure you're not as big an ass as me, so you have work to do there. As far as other stuff goes I doubt you will be banned for the reasons you are suggesting - the reasons for banning tend to be causing harm to pages or users, which you have not done. I understand that it is hard staring up here, and it took me some time to get the hang of the site. Give it it time and patience and you'll be doing alright - If theres anything else, I'm often about to help:)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:53, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Trust me, Sycamore was a much bigger ass than you, and he used to show it all the time, what with his kilt and all...~Jewriken.GIF 14:27, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
I wax it these days to show it off...--Sycamore (Talk) 14:33, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Are you Scottish, Sycamore? --Narcissus Black 17:16, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
Yes - there are a few like Nydas and Spang - there are people from all over, Mordillo is from Isreal for example.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:18, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

look at this shit

May I ask what the fuck you see wrong with the Lazytown article? It OWNS YOU.-- 18:26, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

May I ask how long would you like your ban to be if you continue with your current attitude? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:37, 26 October 2008 (UTC)
You know you just need to suck a big ol' dick.
I'm getting pissed.
I am furious.
Fuck you asshole.

We aim to please:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:22, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

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