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PLS judging

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of doing so, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go then here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, if these rules are not cognizant within you, or of you don't know what the word "cognizant" means.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:55 May 24 2010

I shall judge tomorrow;)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:23, May 25, 2010 (UTC)

I am in the presence of greatness Ynis 16:45, May 29, 2010 (UTC)

Why thank you:)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:43, May 31, 2010 (UTC)


Noticed your edit to this. Nice to see a fellow Tarkovsky fan. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:03, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

A fan, fanny or a dirty whore?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:23, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
No idea what you're talking about, but Tarkovsky's pretty sweet. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:34, June 7, 2010 (UTC)

Puritan Poetical Thanks

You can have this

John Lydon Don't Cry! John Lydon
thinks you did something good.

thanks for voting for me in the PLS competition

You're very welcome:)--Sycamore (Talk) 10:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Was passing

...and thought I'd drop in for spot of raep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey, good to see you about, how are things. Oh, I think I added you (I think it's you) on facebook, but it may not have been yourself, just in case you were wondering who the four eyed Rambo dude was...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:03, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
I never get added on Facebook by Sycamore... :'( MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:04, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
That's because you are a cunt. Also why are you never on Facebook when I need to ask you something? Good to see you are still around, Syccy....we misses you.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I'm still about, but I tend to have some weeks where I get a lot of overtime, I also have a quite a stodgy final year at uni lined up so I'm not about as much.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:29, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
(to Mhaille) It's because I hate that site. For some reason, it uses more memory than having 10 YouTube videos playing at once. Facebook is gay. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:16, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Comment on my previous comment

U can take it personally, but in all honesty, I thinked u was some one else. sorry for any inconvience i have caused. Ynis 15:05, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Damm, back to Embracing Mediocrity again:(--Sycamore (Talk) 10:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  24 Jun 2010 ~ 00:38 (UTC)
wanted happytimes to review how to drown but the filter won't let me leave a mes.   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  00:45, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
Damn filters! (Don't worry, that's how we've kept Syc out of the gene pool for so long.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jul 2010 ~ 00:54 (UTC)
Actually I have two potential spawn abroad, though that's not to be discussed in the meat space... Giggity, giggity.... The lessons here is not to make the same mistake as Mordillo and UU did and use those strange balloons and always remember that it is possibly to anally conceive, two sore lessons have to be learned on that eventuality.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:02, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Better late than never

So yeah, your article. Hope you don't mind my tweaks. I'd suggest moving it to Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? in order to make a more sensible title (it's a proper question, for one thing). Other than that, I think it's another good article, although it may be hamstrung by few people being aware of the film's existence. I'd try to surmount this by having a bit of a synopsis up front, where you can have a little fun explaining the plot of the film, such as it is. You can then segue from this into the burning question: why doesn't the bugger say a bloody word? That might make it more approachable to people. Apart from that, it's good to see you hard at work again - maybe I'll find time to sort out my contribution to the toff's guide properly soon! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:42, Jul 1

Hey UU, thanks man, I'll take a look at those and get that article finished, its always good to have a second opinion, especially from you as you know what's what. As for the Toff one, I'll be getting that one sorted, I haven't forgotten about it!;)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:56, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

Why, Hullo There!

I was passing and decided to come and whore my latest idea to you in the hope that you'll add some funny. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

I like it, I think something about Oscar Wilde's the Ballad of Reading Goal could be cool - I could try something with that? I also have two new articles, Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? and Kettle bell. The first one is pretty much there, but I'm working on the second one now, it could do with some Mhaille magic...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:22, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Read the first one last week and loved it. Class film too.. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Yeah, I really liked that film, it reminds me why I skipped T in the Park this year. So many memories...--Sycamore (Talk) 12:31, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yet Another Worthless Award

Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:23, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I think you're mistaken, I never vote for your articles based on my ideological purity (Plus you're one of "Them"). You must be desperate for attention and counting that at the sprightly age of 22 all of my brain cells have died out.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:14, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
You still had brain cells at 21...? Seriously wasted your teenage years. I was brain dead by 15. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:20, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
I breed mine though, then only destroy some of them.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:26, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
Are you able to increase desirable characteristics? You know, like fur colour and stuff? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 14:33, July 9, 2010 (UTC)
The They can't form complex machines, guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts, it doesn't work that way, but they can form solid metal shapes.
John Connor: Like what?
The Terminator: Knives and stabbing weapons.
Hopefully this entirely original and erudite response by myself covers the areas of your interest--Sycamore (Talk) 14:37, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks and...a question

Hi man. How do ya do ! Am kinda new on this Uncyclo, so will need some help. I am quite an Old hand on the Wikipedia, there when I create an article I need to give 3rd party references, meet notability guidelines and all that, how it is here. Do we need to follow those rules here too ? Jon Ascton 01:59, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Dicks, LOL. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Hey welcome to Uncyc. Well, we don't need to source material or write them with an idea of being factual in any way whatsoever. We parody Wikipedia, therefore it is often the case that our articles seem very much like Wikipedia, being impartial and containing some level or real sourcing very much like an academic essay. Obviously this is simply appearence and all of our articles are filled with lies, or circular argument which leads no where. Some can be quite dumb, while some of our work is very intelligent and well thought out. I aim for the latter and this is generally considered more desirable then the memes and other stuff that has a tendency to acrue here at times. Good articles about us are these UN:R - our only rules, HTBFANJS - our guide to humour (roughly) and Uncyclopedia:About. Hope this helps, and if you need help don't be afraid to ask:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 12:58, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

We also consider boobies quite desirable. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 13:09, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
I like booty, with junk in the trunk--Sycamore (Talk) 13:10, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

An Apology

I was just checking back through my archives and I realised you welcomed me to this esteemed wiki. Thanks for the message. My apology for the 1 1/2 year delay from Dec 2008.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:35, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

And look how successful you are now... thanks to me.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:39, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, and. . .

Thanks for your vote on Rolex. Either a real one or a fake one is in the mail to you, I've got a drawful of them but mixed them up years ago and can't tell which is which anymore. A question on Marilyn Monroe, on my laptop the formatting seems fine. What are the problems you can see on your screen? Fixable, as is everything to do with Marilyn, back in the day. Thanks again. Aleister 19:17 14 7

I like the Rolex one, as Marilyn it was the images and their formatting, I dislike the way the top and bottom image are placed, also they are of unequal size which is a little bit too outside the box for someone like me. Otherwise it's a tidy article.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:25, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, an anal user. I'll explain. The top pic just let's Marilyn greet the readers when they come in. It was used on her PLAYBOY cover in 1955, which literally propelled her, PLAYBOY, and sex into a new realm of popularity. Very orderly, those three, and they all go together in a neat package of time and space alignment in the mid-'50s. So that pic symbolizes all those things for those "in the know" (wink wink, nudge nudge). The bottom pic is too fun to downsize it, so it makes a good ender to the page (see, it starts and end with larger pics, a unity, very desirable for anals, I mean, for careful readers). And it actually tells an entire story in itself, something honoring her after her death which occurs in the last section of the page. And being of unequal size is actually equal, because the equility of size must be addressed directly when confronted in equal proportion. There, I hope this explanation helps, and if Marilyn was alive she'd wave at you, so we provide the cyber experience! Aleister up in there, bro 19:42 14 7
Who is the woman on the extreme left in the Mount Rushmore spoof? Thought it was Veronica Lake but can't yet identify her. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:46, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
I thought it was Rita Hayworth, but Black Flamingo thinks the one on the extreme right is Hayworth. Lake would have the hair thing pictured if it were her, which would have been fun to see. There is talk that Mae West is either the second from the right or on the right, but I don't think any of them are Mae West--she started in pics quite old and those heads look too young. Jean Harlow has to be one of the right two too. So we just went with Eva Peron as one of them, for the funny, and that still makes me laugh. Aleister 20:01 14 7
Rita Hayworth is on the right. Not Eva Peron on the left but still a stumper all the same. Mae West is correct. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:14, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
I get you, also who let the riff raff liberals in here?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:17, July 15, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe it's Jane Russell on the far left, that's as close as I could come by doing some photo research. Does that seem right to everyone? Aleister 17:16 15 7

More stuff

Were you serious when you voted against Anal sex and wrote, "Against. - Ban this filth"? I only ask because a vote on this basis for this article probably invalidates your vote. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:10, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

Tis' a joke - they are sometimes on here. No I thought that it would be pretty obvious - it's not a very funny article, plus I think the topic l does not lend itself to being that amusing, since there's less amusing and interesting angles to cover from anal sex. No problem then officer?--Sycamore (Talk) 09:21, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
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