User talk:Surfer 770

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edit Welcome!

I WANT TO ADOPT CHIEFJUSTICEDS - HOW DO I DO THAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Surfer 770 18:11, April 15, 2010 (UTC)Surfer_770

Hello, Surfer 770, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


Chief welcomes you, but only because he needs someone to love

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
  • If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Surfer 770/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 12:54, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit why quicksilver is the worst brand out there - while still winning all pee awards


i am a wannabe. surfer. off course.

i have never nagged quicksilver because i know they won't sponsor someone as worthless as me.

quicksilver i have your flip flops and a little vanity case that i use for my external hard drive. you can check out my work here to see just how worthless i am - i have contributed to quite a few minor articles ..... here on this wikia. which is a real community by the way.

help me become a real surfer. not a gay one. please.

i am unemployed.

warm regards surfer_770

aka gayest name on the planet

PS thank you for reading this. you are gay. like me. and you.


edit Good evening

Could you stop adding that message you've been adding to articles? It really doesn't work. There's also no need to add your signature to mainspace pages - however, if you want to add the message to the articles' talkpages with your signature, that's perfectly fine. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 18:54, April 15, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you again Dear Rabbi! Registered on your other site - don't know why! but will keep the little signature away ! and won't edit main pages again .... apologies!

now how do i get in on the PEE Awards?

Surfer 770 19:47, April 15, 2010 (UTC)Surfer_770

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