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edit Gore Theory

I diddled your pee review. Also, thanks for voting on my Keanu Reeves article. You have no idea how much your vote is valued! --Matfen 15:07, February 13, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

--Matfen 11:38, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
--You're welcome. Awesome article. --Striker2117 18:53, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit IC BATMAN HAS BEGUN

Zowie Colonizer! Our next colonization is announced: BATMAN. As you're one of the few brave enough to take on Batman himself, meaning you volunteered to help do it, you're receiving this special dark knight notice. We are now planning to put together what may well become the greatest superhero of all time! Or maybe a kid who hands players bats. Or maybe.... Get your mind stimulated, flap those fleshy, featherless wings and fly out of the batcave and get to colonizing! (Or if you don't care about this overly-dramatic four-color dialog, just go to Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project and post your ideas.) Over and out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:13, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization: Creationism and Batman

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on my talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == Your comments == below my signature and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

edit The seventh day of Creationism

If you haven't heard the rumour, it's true. The new and improved and absolutely perfect version of Creationism has been created. And because it was so perfect, we got it Pee Reviewed so it could be even more perfect. Post-review edits are being done, and will be completed very soon so our colonized version can replace the current Creationism.

I gave credit on The Big Board to every colonizer who worked on the article (if I somehow missed you, put a note on my talk page). I really appreciate everyone's help; I think we have a great article. If this gets featured, however, I feel that only those who made the more substantial contributions should get co-feature credit. Otherwise, someone could add two words and get 1/2 credit for writing a feature article, which doesn't seem fair. (But note that half a dozen people or more could each get 1/2 credit; that's one of the advantages of being a colonizer as aren't limited by the laws of mathematics). Any opinions on this or anything in this notice are welcome on the IC talk page. Buccaneers traditionally work by group consensus, and I'm all for sharing the blame tradition.

edit I'm Batman

Our current colonization is Batman. Writing on it begins now. By consensus built over the past few days, this will feature a psychiatrist talking with Bruce Wayne, a delusional Arkham Asylum mental patient who thinks he is some hero named Batman--or is he delusional? See I'M BATMAN for the guidelines for this article.

Any colonizer is welcome to edit the article! Any non-colonizer who wants to apply is welcome to do so on the Imperial Colonization page. We promise we won't throw you to the sharks. Well, probably not.

edit The future

We are taking nominations and votes for our next project. As per previous IC discussions, old nominations which aren't in the lead and which haven't received any recent votes will be removed. Check out the current nominations before they fade into history--but an article removed from the list can certainly be renominated. Nominate and vote on the IC page.

Go forth and colonize! Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:44, March 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Buccaneer Admiral walking the plank!

IMPORTANT: If you want to make comments on any part of this message, please post your comments on the IC talk page. I've sent this notice out to about 40 people, and will likely never see your response if you put it on your talk page. But if you insist on doing it anyway (sigh), please at least start a new section using == (Your comments) == below my signature, or click the + tab up above, and make comments there. This message is set up as a template, so if you try to make edits in this message, it will edit it everywhere, and get me nasty notes from admins.

Actually, I'm looking for a temporary assistant/permanent successor as head of Imperial Colonization. I got put in charge of IC because I kept bugging a certain admin. I'd say, "Why isn't somebody doing this with IC?" and "Why isn't somebody doing that with IC?" So that admin basically said "Why, you're somebody; go do it" (see discussion here). But as you can see, I took on the position planning to update IC, get it moving again, and see it through one colonization. Well, that happened. IC was updated and reactivated and, thanks to some great colonizers, Creationism was recreated in a spirit of cooperation, was rewritten on deadline, was Pee Reviewed and, as a bonus, was voter-chosen as a feature article within about a day of being nommed. Our current project, Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/Batman is scheduled to be written by 20 March, and then we'll begin another. IC is moving...and I'm looking for someone to keep it moving. If interested, please post a note on the IC talk page--experienced and successful users only need apply. Ability to say "ARRRRR" like a pirate is not required, but would be nice.


WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:54, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Who's Batman?

A reminder that you voted for Batman as part of Imperial Colonization (see here). Remember that if you vote for, it means you intend to help write the article (see there). Fortunately, the writing period has received an extension of one week to 20 March, so you still have time to make edits. Otherwise, you may find yourself a "client" at Arkham Asylum. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:39, March 17, 2010 (UTC)

edit Warning: Discord Ahead

Note for you only--you had voted for Batman but did not participate. I see you haven't been around, and hope you return. But because you voted for and didn't participate, you've been retired from Imperial Colonization. However, should you return, you can reapply on the IC page to be restored to your former glory. I'm posting this note here a courtesy as you voted for Discordianism. Hope to see you back!

As you voted for Discordianism, you're getting this special advance welcome as approved by Goddess Discordia. You're invited to post your ideas for colonizing the article here. Any colonizer is welcome to participate, of course--but you're obligated to or GODDESS WILL GET YOU! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:03, March 21, 2010 (UTC)

Please check the note in italics above. I restored you to the active list because I saw you made productive edits to Discordianism. Also I know that while you voted for Batman and then didn't participate, you weren't active here period, so I understand real life probably intruded. The main reason for having people reapply is because it helps me keep everything straight--I had another member make edits to an article that I didn't even notice for a month or two, and it made extra work for lazy me to check histories in order to give them credit. In any case, welcome back! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:43, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mecca Vice

Thanks a mil for the review. If I fix up the things you mentioned would you be willing to nom it for VFH? Mecca Vice seems to be my best chance. So far no FA out of 115 articles that stuck. Booo Hooooo!!!! Sob! Sniff! Thanks in any case. Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:39, Apr 24

edit Vote now for Colonisation

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and other,

As you may be aware we have now reached the point where April's Colonisation, Discordianism, has been successfully moved to mainspace, and we are currently voting on our colonisation for May.

As I have been press-ganged encouraged strongly to take the reigns of IC, I'm sending this out to remind all current and previous members of IC to vote on next months colonisation. Voting is taking place here as we speak. As of 1st of May I will be announcing the page that will get our tender mercies, so I encourage you to vote - or nominate - now.

Good luck, and may the farce be with you!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 03:35, Apr 27 2010 UTC

Addendum
Discordianism has been added to VFH. Go, read, enjoy, vote.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:45, Apr 28 2010 UTC

edit Thanks for your support

ArkhamBatman Arkham Asylum thanks you for your generous support. Because of donations from dedicated Gotham City citizens like you, we can afford to keep
Bruce Wayne
safe from himself for another six months.
He was also chosen as our
Featured inmate patient
for April 24, 2010!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 09:50, Apr 28 2010 UTC

edit Thanks!

Ghostrider01

Thank you for letting all of the ghosts loose to spook the denizens of the front page. Not only did nobody log onto Uncy that day, but the ghosts scared the bejesus out of all of the IP's, and not one vandalism occurred in the 24 hour period. Ghost Power! Thanks again, Aleister des chain 22:54 30 4 MMX

on the right, Chief Adaylateandadollarshort thanks you too!

edit Noobish Excitement Over New Sig

--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:45, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the club! —Pelozurian (talk) 00:48, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I figured I might as well make one since I have no life free time.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:55, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mecca Vice will skip your home

Lincoln-thanks
"Much thanks!"
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:49, May 3

edit Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

I had a look at it and I'm very impressed with the work that was done with it since the review. The strange guy and the trashbag was good, and every thing else looks great. Probaly the only advice I'll give to you is to get someone else opinion, because people can vary on opinions. Keep up the good work--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 01:17, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

Cool, man. Thanks for looking it over again.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 01:18, May 4, 2010 (UTC)

edit VFG, and Poop throwing monkeys

Thank you very much for understanding Poop throwing monkeys. During the non-serious VFH process I realized what you did, that it actually is--if I may brag because it was inadvertant or subconscious--a profound commentary on a human's ability to revert to our apehood within moments. Making the guy an antropologist was in response to a comment on the VFH nom that the article isn't antropological. To shorten this, thank you for your votes, you made Dennis Kucinich's wife GOOD and brought Poop throwing monkeys to within one vote. Appreciated. Al sans chains 1:40 7 5 MMX

Some of the most absurdly humorous things can make you realize a rather deep meaning or idea.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 18:28, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Jet lag

I did that review while you were asleep. To be honest, I didn't even see your booking.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 18:23, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

YOU DID WHAT?! Nah, it's fine. As long as FunnyBony is getting feedback.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 19:42, May 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Bradbury

Hi. I know not all of Bradbury's stuff is sci-fi, and we should mention that early on in his section (maybe not in a long paragraph but it may work). To reveal only a smidgeon about myself, I know Bradbury quite well, and love the old fucker. He's written every day (can't write now but dictates to his daughter every day) since he was 12 years old--every day for 78 years! Just imagine if he had the internet to play with! Anyway, many of his short stories do fall under SF, but most don't, and you're right to point that out. Must go now, places to be, enjoy. Al sand chains 20:02 9 5 MMX

Jeez, no, I wasn't thinking you were doing a hate rant. I was just thinking that the piece is going to be soooo long that we probably have to keep sections short, so the Bradbury thing can be a phrase rather than a long paragraph. I haven't checked out your edits yet, and look forward to it. Will do so soon. Live long and prosper (maybe we should put that right at the top or near the top!!!) Al des chains 23:53 9 5 mmx

edit Red Sea

Really good one. Better idea-concept than Sand Storm. I was going to Pee Review it, and I made a couple tiny edits, but I find nothing wrong, so I would get accused of not making a proper Pee. If you want it up for VFH let me know. But if you wait, some cat will, maybe, see something to improve. BTW: When you part the sea it offers great surfing to nuts like AdwareLaird Hamilton who will play at the top edges of the parting. But I'm ready to Nom it. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:59, May 10

I like the surfing idea, I hadn't thought of that. I'll have to get around to adding that in sometime today. Thanks for the positive comments and ideas!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:33, May 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, a better idea-concept than Sandstorm (but hey!). Wanted to second Funnybony's idea of using the parting sea to surf on. When parted the best way to surf it would be to jump the board across when the waves come strong right up to the edge and then are stopped--never thought of that, in a parted sea the waves would still be coming, and must be magically stopped, but the momentum would still carry the surfer over the chasm. Cool. Some language tweeks and you've got my vote 4sure. Al sans chains 17:05 10 5 MMX
CAN I NOM THIS?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:57, May 12
I just asked ChiefJusticeDS for a review. After he does one and I correct whatever it is he thinks needs improving, then nom away.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 17:06, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Marsellus Wallace...

...had been unedited in over a week, making it a candidate for deletion. Howver, as I can see you've put quite a lot of effort into it and I've seen your name about the place a few times, I haven't huffed it and you can now find it in your userspace. Feel free to move it back into mainspace once you've finished it. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:08, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

Many thanks. Just needs a bit more content and some nice pretty pictures of his head on a Transformer's body or something...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 13:41, May 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

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edit Part the Red Sea

Laird-big-wave
Some enterprising Israeli takes advantage of the "parting" phenomena as Moses marches the Jews to the other side

edit A day in Uncyclopedic history - Christian Bale has been featured!

ChristianBaleAward Matfen
thanks you
for your vote!

His article could not have been featured without you...

Thank you brother, may your packs of M&M's always be full to the brim. Except for what I steal out of them for coming dangerously close to tl;dr. Mwahahaha... --Matfen 12:29, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Red Sea

Nice, I've been checking on the changes every once in awhile and it has come along very well. The sea has parted for you, and you have taken the shortest pathway across. Congrats. Al des chains 16:58 16 5 mmx

I thank you for your thanks and for advice and grammatical fixes. I recently contacted Moses to check if it would be okay to base this off of his life, and he said "I don't want whatever it is you're selling". I took that as a yes.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 18:00, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedia Conspiracy

Don't forget to tie in the mysterious "h" into your article. Does it stand for humo(u)r, or SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY???Pelozurian (talk) 00:56, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

h






H can't stand for "humour", it has to stand for something much, much darker...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:33, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit The review

Well thanks for the review, I thought you rated it pretty fairly. I'll get round to rewriting it and take on board what you said, but the article was written originally for Illogicopedia - I'm still kinda adjusting to Uncyclopedia's higher standards. --SadisticWolf 14:23, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

Don't sweat it, my first two articles here were complete crap and I like to pretend they don't exist. Happy rewriting.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:33, May 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Red Sea (part deux)

Hey did your review & voted too. Let me know what you think.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  20 May 2010 ~ 06:10 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Piss on a sandstorm

Thanks for your vote on Warm piss sandstorm. The best way to enjoy beer is to mix it with sand, microwave this microbrew, and then piss in it! Soon you will have a drink fit for the Queen and her elderly prince son, Charles. Thanks again, appreciated, Al des chains 16:02 21 5 MMX

edit Hello

It appears that you have now done 5 in-depth pee reviews, and are eligible to be a member of PEEING. Just put a request on the page there, and Chief will look at it. If he approves, you're officially a fresh stain. You get to be on the stain table! Your friends will think you're so cool! You'll also become eligible for RotM when you become a stain. So, do it! Now!--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 08:48, May 21 2010 UTC

edit Part the Red Sea has parted the main page

Congrats! Moses would be proud of you, although he would have gone into a shit fit somewhere along the line (brother had a temper!). Yay! Al sans chains 22:42 21 5 MMX

edit The Uncyclopedia Conspiracy

I have moved it into your userspace as the maintenance tag expired. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:05, May 24, 2010 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

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edit Gore Theory

Hi mate. I'm just putting together the brief for USP, and as part of that I want this to be able to be produced outside of the bounds of the Uncyc servers. So, what would your feeling be towards this being reprinted in a separate publication? (At this stage there will be no commercial attribution involved with the possible exception of spruiking Unshoppe.) Attribution for the piece will be to you as your username. Let me know what you think.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 23:57, Jun 14 2010 UTC

Completely fine by me, reprint as needed wherever you want to.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 03:11, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 24 June 2010

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticeDS 12:26, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Super Pimping

That lousy whore, Post Apocalypse, has gotten much better with funny stuff since it was nomed. It is now 10-0. Kind sir, just a couple more pats on the butt it will be home, and then IT WON’T HAPPEN (the apocalypse, I mean). So really, as crazy as it sounds, you may control the fate of the human race. On behalf of Heidi Fleiss and the league of hookers we thank you. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 11:25, Jul 2

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:02, Jul 9

edit You, personally, averted the Apocalypse

Post-Post-feature
Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.
Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:57, Jul 15

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:28, 16 July 2010

edit Read all about it! The UnSignpost rides again!

--ChiefjusticeDS 14:10, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit It's new and it's news! It's the latest UnSignpost!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:13, 5 August 2010

edit Ruddy hell! It's the UnSignpost

--ChiefjusticeDS 12:11, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

edit UnSignpost - This is definitely not late; you're just drunk

MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:59, September 9, 2010 (UTC)


edit Question

DO YOU RINGO?--94.36.102.160 19:07, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Only on days that end with an "F". Which, of course, means only on backwards Friday's.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 19:11, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Very interesting... And vu le vu patè avec moi?--94.36.102.160 19:13, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Why on Earth would an Italian be talking to me? SHOO!--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 19:14, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

We No Speak Americano!!!, arrivederci!--94.36.102.160 19:19, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

edit MUCH Thanks!

William-Westmoreland9
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:22, Sep 26

edit Spam, but arousing spam

Kate bush leotard Thank you

from Black flamingo & Sog for joining the Kate Bush fan club.

Now as promised, here is your own personal copy of that image,
to treasure forever.

edit Thank you!

For taking Fishing For Children. And no hurry, please don't feel rushed. I really like this one, it was fun to write and flowed quickly when I focused on it. Hope you like it, but be as critical and hard assed as you will, that can only make it better. Appreciated, Aleister 20:33 29 9

edit Quack.

Do not feed the ducks
quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:34, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Review

I've only read your note to me and the first section of the review, and wanted to hurry over to your abode to thank you for your kind words. Reading them has given me one of my best feelings ever on uncy. Thank you. I must sign off now, but will write again when I go through the review. Appreciated. Aleister 18:36 30 9

Edited per your review. I took your advice, actually two of your advices--killing two babies width Juan stoned--please have a look at the "Crybabies" section. And maybe I'll fit a line or two about the nationality differences somewhere on the page later. Thanks again for everything! Aleister 23:36 30 9
I'm glad you like the new section, you suggested and mused it. Thanks. And that's a very nice offer to nom the fish, anytime (how can I say no?). The only thing I have up in a way is after I nommed Funnybony's Jack Dempsey's page he let me edit and write-sweep it, and wants me to take half-credit if it gets featured. It's a good page, and was fun to work on too. This site is too much fun for free entertainment! Twanks for everythings again. Al 00:27 1 10
Just noticed that you nommed Fishing. Thank you once again (I should send a card). Your suggetions and edit comments were valuable, and the longish added paragraph--now one of my favorites on the page--was all due to you. People may like it or not, but the true fisherman will love it (Years before becoming vegetarian I pole fished once, and caught this amazing young Alligator Gar. The thing looked like a prehistoric creature lying on the dock. I carefully unhooked it, threw it back in with hopes that it wasn't too damaged, and that was my voluntary end to fishing. Lucky I didn't catch an average trout or something, the Gar was interestingly odd enough that I immediately stopped catching anything and taking it out of its home.) Aleister 11:56 2 10

edit Jet speed thanks from tomorrow-land

Anti-jet-lag-winner
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:20, Oct 4

edit We want you!

Hello Striker2117, it has come to my attention that your recent reviews have been of a high standard and as such would like to invite you to join People for the Evaluation of Excrement and Influencing Nominations for Greatness. Membership will grant you several benefits, a groovy template to put... wherever you like and it will also make you eligible for the Reviewer of the Month award, which is a real award with votes and everything.

If this seems like your idea of a good time then simply add your signature to the Fresh Stains section of the committee page. Thanks, I hope to see you around pee review more in future. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:36, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Jack Dempsey thanks you

Dempsey-vs-Wikipedia1
Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:57, Oct 6

edit *poke*

You remember when you reviewed that article of mine? You did a good job, you really did. I dunno why I took it so badly, and I'm sorry being such a pompous jerk.

Thought you should know. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 00:03 (UTC)

I know what you meant though, you did tag it more specifically at the top of the Pee Review, but usually there's nothing important there so I wasn't really thinking about it when I reviewed it. Anyways, I've been busy as hell this quarter at school and haven't found the time to be on Uncyc much. Hopefully next quarter's schedule will be more relaxed. Thanks for the *poke*, although you did dislodge my eye. --Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 01:28, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
Aye me bucko, you be One-Eyed Striker for sure. Now poke back, poke hard matey, aye. And good luck in the land of learnin', aye, study hard and those teachers won't know what hit 'em. Aleister 1:32 26 10
*smacks Aleister with a rusted frying pan* How dare you edit conflict me! *mumble grumble mutter mumble*
Neh, it was fine, Striker. You went into enough to get me in some directions... the real question is, will I ever get around to doing anything with it? I should be quite busy myself, by rights, so I feel you... but master procrastinator that I am, I've put off every damn thing. Urg, hopefully, indeed. And sorry about the eye. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 01:49 (UTC)

edit Sincere thanks

Weight-of-Uncyclopedia
WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:05, Nov 1

edit UnSignpost - The UnSignpost Rides Again!

edit Read All About It!

--ChiefjusticeDS 14:23, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks...

for the Pee opn Egyptian Gods Ithink I agree with just about everything and will pull my finger out long enough to do something about it as soon as I can. i rather liked the pithiness of the caption "Sobek", mind you. --Sog1970 20:54, November 19, 2010 (UTC)

It was nominated as I was changing it round as the pee suggested so I've put a link to the pee on VFH--Sog1970 21:36, November 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Run for your lives! It's another UnSignpost.

~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101125 - 01:01 (UTC)

edit Don't you love the smell of the UnSignpost in the morning?

--Tophat headless 05:32, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost, now with 25% less saturated fat

--ChiefjusticeDS 16:09, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Oh shit! It's another unsignpost!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:23, 16 December 2010

edit This is it... the 100th UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:50, 23 December 2010

edit UnSignpost, UnSignpost, eat it right here...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:47, 30 December 2010

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 09:57, Jan 6 2011 UTC

edit UnSignpost Delivery!

                              Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 03:16, Jan 13 2011 UTC

edit Do not attempt to adjust your set. This is the UnSignpost.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:14, 20 January 2011

edit UnSignpost! Wheeee!

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:43, 27 January 2011

edit The UnSignpost is now served with complimentary tacos.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:33, 3 February 2011

edit Adopt a noob

I would like to be one of your adopted noobs cus im a noob--Charizardman10 06:26, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

You look more like a vandal to me. --Tophat headless 15:51, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit This edition of the UnSignpost brought to you in two's complement...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:27, 10 February 2011

edit Lurg luuurg unsignpost luuuuurg

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:13, 17 February 2011

edit UnSignnull pointer exception

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:44, 24 February 2011

edit All the UnSignpost you ever wanted

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:09, 3 March 2011

edit UnSignpost: March 10th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:12, March 10, 2011 (UTC)

edit AdminBots presents: The UnSignpost

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:10, 17 March 2011

edit Seeing as no one will respond to me

I've decided to take this into my own hands, I'm going to move Dinosaur into mainspace at ten fourty-five EST tomorrow. Anyone who wants to make their final edits can do so within that time frame. Thanks. --Tophat headless 15:03, March 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpostOnTheDelivery

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:15, 24 March 2011

edit This is your UnSignpost speaking

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:14, 31 March 2011

edit Terribly creative UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:24, 7 April 2011

edit The UnSignpost: On-time and on top of things... as always.

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:02, 14 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:20, 21 April 2011

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:28, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:44, 12 May 2011

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:09, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:17, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:16, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post