User talk:Staircase/archive2

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Are We putting Messages Up Here Now?

Why is there not a single depiction of a staricase on this page? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:58,2June,2009

A) keep messages at the bottom. I don' know what that guy's problem was, but remember to put it at the bottom. B) I don't know what you mean by "staricase". Staircase CUNt 20:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
S-T-A-I-R-C-A-S-E. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 21:16,2June,2009
Well, up at the top I made it have the <choose> coding, so it will either be my picture of myself or my self portrait. Staircase CUNt 21:20, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

It was my brother who did teh vanadalizmz0rz

I went out of teh house and my brother went on my Uncyclopedia and started Goatseing stuff... sry. Hamster6[talk]

Well next time log out when you leave. Staircase CUNt 19:43, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Other thing about reviews

Hi Steps, UU here. Just a quick note to say thanks for getting stuck in and doing a bunch of reviews around here, it really is appreciated. Seeing as you seem to have got the hang of it, would you like to make it official and join PEEING? You get a funky yellow userbox, the title of "Fresh Stain", and the envy of your friends and family. Well, maybe not the last one, but who needs that, huh? If you're interested, just sign up on the PEEING main page there. And if you're not, well, that's cool too. See you around the wiki! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:24, May 30

That's the exact same message you left me! And I thought I was special. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:28,30May,2009
Thanks, UU! I'll go sign up! Staircase CUNt 20:31, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
Cheds: I used at least 7 different words in your message. How special do you want to be? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:36, May 30
Well, for me I don't really care if it's generic or not. Staircase CUNt 20:37, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
It isn't generic - I write each invite on the spur of the moment. It's more likely that I'm a predictable and boring old fart. Anyway, welcome aboard! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:40, May 30
Thanks! Staircase CUNt 20:40, 30 May 2009 (UTC)
I want to be VERY special, like my mommy says I am. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:10,31May,2009

UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many

Don't undo my or any other admin's edits without checking with that person first. I am the de facto editor of UnNews, and do things like edit your article for a reason other than to occupy my time in a seventeenth level trance and hear myself complain about it to my wife.

You may have guessed by now that I'm bat fuck insane. Indeed, I invented the Bat Fuck Howitzer. You should be intimidated now. While I'm here, I'll give you the standard UnNews welcomeing drivel. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:21, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

WELCOME TO UNNEWS


Che Ape

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:21, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I just changed your edits because I did not like them and I thought they detracted from the article. Staircase CUNt 01:23, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

That's fine, but in fact, the story didn't flow nicely. I loved the gist of it, so I improved this and remedied some klunky grammar (as well as inserting my own klunky grammar, which I fixed... there may be more, so no, I don't think I'm God or anything. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:39, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many redux

Damn it! didn't I just tell you not to do that! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:36, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

He is kinda the original author of the article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, and I improved it. Instead of reverting it to its' original grammatically awful, disjointed, marginally humourous state, at least Staircase should have improved the original. No user owns anything here; if that's what you want, you're in the wrong place. I will not get into a pissing contest about this. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:43, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
If no users own anything, then why are protected pages? Also, I don't really think you improved the article. The quote you changed with god was just... meh. And the ending? I didn't get what you were saying at all. At least in mine I knew what was going on. Staircase CUNt 02:59, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
What's the big deal Zim? Why can't he just have his article the way he likes it? It most likely means more to Steps here than to you, and he's still working on it. Don't users have the right to make their OWN articles? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:09,31May,2009
Thanks for the back up, Chedds. Staircase CUNt 03:11, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
And also, fixing grammar is fine, but you can't necessarily say that you are right because yours is funnier. People have different perceptions of funny (that's why the have "for" AND "against") and we both think the original way was better. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 03:37,31May,2009
I think we should ask a variety of users to see which version is better. Staircase CUNt 03:41, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Are you looking to get banned? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:06, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm looking to keep the article the way I would like it. Staircase CUNt 04:07, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

What I mean is, do you want ME to ban YOU? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:10, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Absolutely not, considering I do not think I deserve a ban. Staircase CUNt 04:12, 31 May 2009 (UTC)F

Fine, then leave my latest revision until I have taken the time to explain why "my revision" is "better", or I will ban you. Short version: read this. I posted it again in case you didn't see it the first time. I was composing a reply to address your questions and objections, as well as concerns of other folks who've joined in, when I noticed you again reverted. This is known as an Edit war, and we're not going to have that.

I retract my description of your article as "original grammatically awful, disjointed, marginally humourous"; it's not that it was that bad, I got snarky because of your behavior.

Before unilaterally reverting back to the older version, you should have discussed this with me. Now we've got this dramatic production unfolding on your talk page, with Socky and Cheddar chiming in about things which have nothing to do with this confrontation you've started. I'll be happy to pick up this discussion with you later, when I'm not so tired. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:18, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

So let me clarify: what exactly have I done wrong, here? I was just trying to keep my article the way I liked it. You know, like when a vandal makes a change to your page you turn it back (I'm not saying your a vandal, just using it as an example). It's the first reaction one usually has. Staircase CUNt 05:25, 31 May 2009 (UTC)


You guys are both breaking Rule 2. Maybe it would be best to come to a compromise? I prefer Zim's version, but both versions have their merits and the last paragraph of Zim's version is far from perfect. In response to the above comments: No, users do not have the right to make their "own" articles. This is an open-membership humour wiki, not a personal storage space. We're all free to remove stupidity and vandalism from articles we have written, but we should really try to collaborate where more than one user makes a genuine effort at editing the same piece. IronLung 05:25, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

So you're saying that you like the idea of god moving towards wikipedia at 600km/s when he is quoted? I don't. Staircase CUNt 05:28, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
The Great Attractor is a huge mass in space with a gravitational pull on galaxies. The link is just a joke about the horrendous size of Wikipedia. IronLung 05:33, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Wait. And what does that have to do with the article? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:36, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, that was one of the jokes I found to subtract from the quality of the article in Zim's edit. Staircase CUNt 05:38, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
However there is the unwritten rule that if an article isn't broken, don't try to fix it. I liked Step's version as it had that flow and feeling like everyone was at a loss after the "apocalypse". --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm kind of foggy at what you're trying to say here. Could you reword? I think what you're trying to say is if an article is already good, don't try and fix it, correct? Staircase CUNt 05:53, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh jesus, I don't know whose version is better! You're BOTH co-writers now, so deal with it! Behave! BEHAVE DAMMIT!   Le Cejak <6:20 May 31, 2009>
That's the one. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:28, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
You see, I wouldn't reacted so harshly if he had just gone in and maybe added a quote or paragraph. But replacing half of the article? And not just any article, my favorite UnNews that I have written. Staircase CUNt 06:31, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
It was an improvement on your last article I reviewed and you are a good writer. If you like you can store a copy of the original article in your userspace for now. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:47, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the idea! Staircase CUNt 06:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Did I cause this whole hassle? Um, sorry. I just superficially looked at the article and was kinda confused because Zim's version was shorter. While upon further inspection, I'm still not sure which version I like the most. Maybe a collaboration could be a nice idea? If it'd work out, the resulting UnNews could be epic! Just a thought. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
No, Socky, the only thing you're guilty of is being newish. This was about ignoring admins and dickish behavior. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
So which one of us do you think is the dick... Staircase CUNt 22:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Stairs, did you just call an admin a dick?   Le Cejak <22:43 Jun 01, 2009>
I didn't hear him call anyone anything. Sounded like a question to me. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:46,1June,2009
If I went up to you in real life and "asked" you that question, what would you do?   Le Cejak <22:48 Jun 01, 2009>
I'd laugh. It was clever and I liked it. So I'd laugh. And I wouldn't even half to be drunk. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:56,1June,2009
WRONG! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! It was an asshole-ish thing to do. DAMMIT STAIRCASE! If you ever wonder if you should call someone names again, DON'T!!!   Le Cejak <22:58 Jun 01, 2009>

If you want to talk about it, stairs, go to UN:CHAT   Le Cejak <23:02 Jun 01, 2009>

Or just yell those names at your computer screen, while placing a smiley face in their place, like I do. :D Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:03,1June,2009

The Final Point: You're both dicks. Get over yourselves, and do something else. -RAHB 02:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 05:18, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

What did Stairs do wrong?

I understand you're new. This is me being nice to a noob. To answer the question directly, what you did wrong was to ignore the first sentence of my first message on your talk page; "Don't undo my or any other admin's edits without checking with that person first". Perhaps I could have said "please". You did it twice. I'm not trying to be tedious, but it seems that this is our initial point of contention. In the interest of a rational discussion, can we forget all the resultant bullshit and agree that you should follow up when an admin asks you to do something for starters? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 06:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Er... ok. Staircase CUNt 07:58, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I heard that their was drama a'brewing

So I came here to pass on this life lesson:

“Over the entirety of the seven years or so (Five? Six? Oh, no matter) that I played little league softball, I only hit one home run. It consisted of a single followed by three errors.”
~ Modusoperandi on something important

Take from that what you will. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:54, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Modus, that would not a be a homerun. Like you said, a single with error. That's what it would be scored as. Staircase CUNt 07:59, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
First of all, shut up. I hit the ball, and before anybody else hit the ball I went home. Don't put my memories in the box of your "rules". Second, Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:08, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
One time I hit the ball over the fence. Too bad it was the foul fence. Staircase CUNt 08:09, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
One time I was hit in the balls. It hurts like a bitch Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:18 May 31 '09
I hear ya. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I highly doubt that you actually hear him, unless you can somehow hear text. I can hear pictures. Staircase CUNt 08:20, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I was in The Fourth Sense. I smell dead people. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
So do I! I usually do when I'm digging up dead bodies for my master, Dr. Frankenstein. They smell sort of like cottage cheese. Delicious! Staircase CUNt 08:28, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Review booking

Hi again Steps. Just a quick friendly note (and not an admin diktat or anything). Review tags are meant to be added when you start the review, to stop other people reviewing it at the same time (this happened to me & Cajek twice, which was why he invented the tags). We're trying to avoid people putting tags on reviews and saying they'll get to it soon - this often leads to people forgetting the review (tags have sat on reviews for over a week, putting others off doing the review and wasting the author's time).

I realise you may have seen my tag sitting on the UnScripts review for a night - that wasn't intended, I did the review last night, but the database was locked, and I couldn't save the bugger - I waited aaaages, but eventually had to go to bed. So yeah, that's not how we try to do things, please don't book reviews a day in advance. Just letting you know! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:40, May 31

Right. With the Jew Beanie one, I had it almost done when I had to get off that computer. Now I'm using a different one, and the review was nice and long. I'm just saving it for later. I was intending on finishing immediately, but you know. If you want, I'll go remove the tag on Cajek's. Staircase CUNt 08:43, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
As I say, this is not me throwing my adminny weight around - you finish it later, not a problem. The only time it will be a problem is if you put a tag on then don't do the review. But that's less likely to happen if you don't book too far ahead. It's a "just so you know" thing. =D --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:46, May 31
Right then, thanks for the heads up. I'm gonna be off in a little bit anyway, plus, doing a review on this slow laptop is a real hastle. Staircase CUNt 08:48, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back.

So, I've unblocked you, but you can consider that a warning received. Please refrain from deleting other people's comments from article talk pages in the future, unless the comments are vandalism. This is especially dangerous when you do it to an admin who's questioning your substantial use of an article from another 'pedia -- including the title/concept, dates, and even full text (like the opening sentence). Readmesoon has accounts on both sites, so someone here was bound to notice.

Additionally, beware of stepping on big toes in general. I must say I was a bit bothered by the incident with Zim, where a posse was rallied to undo his well-intended changes. You may well have been right, but this got uglier than necessary, and it makes people wary of you.

You're new; mistakes and misunderstandings happen. Hopefully things will smoothen over time.

Cheers,

--T. (talk) 14:24, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey thanks mate. Osrry about deleteing that tidbit, but on my userpage I acknowledged that I was inspired. Staircase CUNt 15:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

What'd you do, Stairs?

You got banned? Wha- How- niufdan3   Le Cejak <14:24 May 31, 2009>

oh I see. Uh, don't plagiarize, either...   Le Cejak <14:30 May 31, 2009>
It's not plagarism, just inspiration. I kinda took the idea, but I'm changing it around a lot. The contents are different. Staircase CUNt 15:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay, cool. Keep on keepin' on.   Le Cejak <15:23 May 31, 2009>
Right. I'll start up your review in a bit, but I have to finish the Jew Beanie one first. Staircase CUNt 15:24, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
you ARE an ambitious reviewer! Well, take your time... but not too much.   Le Cejak <15:25 May 31, 2009>
Well, you see I started the Jew Beanie lst night, but them my dad kicked me off the computer. I had to save it. Just finished. I would've had it done last night with another ten minutes, but you know, dads... Staircase CUNt 15:32, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Sorry

I didn't mean to give you bad advice about what to do, but that's the way I would've handled it. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:48,31May,2009

Ya it's ok, it's all over now anyway. i got banned temporariily for a different reason. Staircase CUNt 16:51, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
I saw. Welcome to the club. Now add the banned user box to your page to brag about it. So how is the article now? Good, bad, eh? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:54,31May,2009
Well, it's my version now. Zim's was good too, but they chose mine. Staircase CUNt 17:01, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
HAHA cool. Who chose yours? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:08,31May,2009
I'm not sure, Cajek made the revision though. Staircase CUNt 17:13, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:15,31May,2009
Ya. So, have you got any ideas for articles yet? Staircase CUNt 17:17, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Me? Yes 3. High School Musical (now a re-direct), Homestar Runner (gonna rewrite it), and an UnNews probably Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:25,31May,2009
Sweet. If you ever run out, Cajek has a sweet idea dump. Staircase CUNt 17:27, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
It's not a lack of ideas, it's just commitment issues. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:28,31May,2009
Oh, sometimes I get teh some thing. but I write UnNewses mostly, where it hardly takes any comitment. THey're short and focused on one idea. Staircase CUNt 17:31, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

My UnBook

Thanks for the in-depth review, Staircase! I changed some stuff around in lieu of your review. Did I help my score any?   Le Cejak <17:23 May 31, 2009>

Yes. Your formattings core would be boosted up to about an eight or eight and a half, adding one and a hlaf poits plus what you would get from the pee template. You still need some images, though. Staircase CUNt 17:26, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
check it   Le Cejak <17:34 May 31, 2009>
Sweet! I like the caption for the plane one. Maybe move one of the pics to the left, you know, make it look more balnced? Staircase CUNt 17:36, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

SavingPrivateElmo I just came by to thank all you.

Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:46, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I saw that you had this last night, I was thinking it would be a matter of time before you passed them out. Staircase CUNt 17:49, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, the time has come! Also, I am a bit disappointed you didn't like Balloon Animals. I did expect though, that not everyone would like it, especially since it is a concept article rather than a list of laugh out loud moments.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:54, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
yeah, I like the diea, and the image with the Jurplastc park wa amazing, but I have to laugh to vote for an article. Staircase CUNt 18:16, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
The Jurplastic Park image was my first attempt at a Photoshop.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:19, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
It wasn't that well made, but it was hilarious! Staircase CUNt 18:20, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Ya I know haha it was goddam awful! And RadicalX came by and made another one that blew mine away.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:04, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
If you think you're bad, look at me! All I have is MS Paint! Staircase CUNt 19:05, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
By the way, do you really think Oscar the Grouch got featured because of the two minor changes I made from your advice? I mean I am all thankful for your help but found it a bit much to say it was featured from your advice.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:07, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
No, definitely not. I just said that to, you know, look good or something. Staircase CUNt 19:08, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
...allllright then.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   19:11, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
It's called... er... I don't know. Staircase CUNt 19:13, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Ego boost? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:26 May 31 '09
That's what I'm Loking for! Thanks, Mahmoosh. Staircase CUNt 21:28, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
youre always welcome, dude. Also, thanks for the vote at vfh :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:31 May 31 '09
No prob. Good article. Can you believe I got all of this crap on my talk page in one day? Staircase CUNt 21:33, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
Your famous!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:35, 31 May 2009 (UTC)
You mean "you're". But then agian, most of it was whoring over that UnNews. Staircase CUNt 21:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Help on UnNews

You seem to be an expert on UnNews, and I'm making my first UnNews, so I got a Question. How do you get your UnNews in the In the News section--Iwillkillyou333 04:00, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

I had some trouble with tis as well at first. Here. Staircase CUNt 04:05, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Gee, thanks man. :) --Iwillkillyou333 04:24, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
No problem. If you have any more questions, give me an ask. Staircase CUNt 04:27, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
ok. Heres another question, Do you need a Pee Review for an UnNews.--Iwillkillyou333 04:34, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
Only if you want to improve it or self nominate it for feature. Staircase CUNt 04:37, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Your userpage

It's very non-stairsy. It needs more staricase references. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:41,1June,2009

Proof

ChedarHot Good Enough? Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:50,1June,2009

It looks photoshopped. Staircase CUNt 02:07, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
bullshit. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:31,2June,2009
No, it does. Good job blurring it up to try and hide the rough edges, but I can still see it. Staircase CUNt 02:33, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm not that good at photoshopping. I'm not Sonje, unfortunately. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:35,2June,2009
Ya, she's really good. Staircase CUNt 02:36, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but I don't know if even SHE is that good Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:39,2June,2009
Did I tell you you have bad hand writing? Staircase CUNt 02:40, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I know. I've been told that many times. That's why I type. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:43,2June,2009
Good idea. People often tell me I have girly handwriting. Staircase CUNt 02:45, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Wow

You're really popular for someone so new. You've already got an archive and are well on your way to another. Also Why did I come here? Oh yes. Thanks for the nom and vote on WotM, it's one of the few things that actually means something to get around here! :D Also, I know it's personal choice but it's a bit irritating having userpage guff ubove (sp?) talk page stuff. Even if you just had that as your userpage nobody'd mind. Anywhoo, like I said not too important and huge thanks, I'll make a template. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:15 2 June 2009

I don't know how I got all that popular, probably from my reviewing and being associated with Cajek. But a lot of this talk page is whoring about my UnNews with Zim. Took up a lot of space. Staircase CUNt 02:17, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
One moment you're asking me about making new friends on my talkpage and the next moment you're what's hot and new around here. I'm impressed as well. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Well I'm hot because of the UnNews thing up ther a ways. You know. You made an edit or two. Staircase CUNt 02:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

Dont mess with admins

Really, they are double your age and, like, 100 times your experience on uncyclopedia. After re-reading the whole thing I can say that you were wrong last night, I was wrong, too, when I pissed Cajek off. Again, dont mess with admins (except Modusoperandi, UU, Mordillo, RAHB, Mhaille, Roman Dog Bird, Todd Loins, The Killer Froggy, TheLedBalloon, Dr Skullthumper, MrN 9000, ... Et cetera) Ok? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:42 June 2 '09

Ya, ya. I got that. Thanks to a two hour ban. PS, do you like my redone "userpage"? Staircase CUNt 08:44, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yea, Ive always wanted to merge my pages, but I'm a lazy asshole Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 08:47 June 2 '09
Ya. actually, this whole scheme didn't take too long. Staircase CUNt 08:48, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Also, You Don't Mess with the Zohar. And who the fuck is Todd Loins? ;) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Todd Lions Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:31 June 2 '09
Your talk page is pretty cool. Don't mess with the loins: They're unreasonably itchy today.   Le Cejak <14:57 Jun 02, 2009>
Ah, you like the scheme I have going here, Cajek? Staircase CUNt 15:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

New Sig

I like it. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 11:01,2June,2009

Well, I just removed the link to my talk page because my regular page and my talk page are the same page. Staircase CUNt 15:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I noticed. Odd, but cool. But I mean I like the new colors. The Blue/black looks better than the blue/light. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:21,2June,2009 (my bad)
Yea, I figured the same thing. Also, sign in. Staircase CUNt 16:42, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Your old sig looked too much like mine, so this new one works. Still looks similar, but not too much.   Le Cejak <16:44 Jun 02, 2009>
Well this light blue is my favorite color. It rocks. Staircase CUNt 16:45, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

It's on me!

Newcookie CheddarBBQ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--For surviving through that fiasco without only small bumps and bruises. And if you're too young for beer, maybe I'll give you a cookie, or if you're REALLY good, maybe even a bag of doritos and a Mountain Dew. Few have recieved that you know. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:33,3June,2009

I'm fourteen. Staircase CUNt 02:37, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
No beer then? If you insist. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:42,3June,2009
Actually, I've had beer bfeore, it was pretty gross. Staircase CUNt 02:43, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
That's cause you didn't have enough of it. Once you hit a certain amount, it tastes better. Everything tastes better for that matter. Not that I encourage underage drinking. BAN-SHIELD... ACTIVATE!! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:46,3June,2009
If I get another thousand bytes on this page, I'll archve it. Hehe... Staircase CUNt 02:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I just archive every 25 topics, plus a special archive for drama. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:49,3June,2009
I archive about every thirty thousand bytes. Staircase CUNt 02:53, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
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