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Cookie!

Hey there! So where's my cookie? --Rcmurphy KUN 03:05, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Blast! ye figured out the secret. Ok, chocolate chip or oatmeal? Splaka 03:07, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Chocolate chip, most definitely. I quite like your images, by the way. --Rcmurphy KUN 03:15, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Oh, thanks! I needed to blow off some steam from wikipedia. This place is great for that, plus an excuse to mess around in photoshop. Splaka 03:28, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
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Feel free to move it to your page, or stuff it in a leopard.

Now a cookie is one thing, but +10 Stamina +5 Charisma? I mean, I did something witty - not a heroic show of strength. How about +10 Intellect and +5 Wisdom? Or +5 cookies? --Famine 01:47, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Spendium! Now in 2 flavors!

I hope you don’t mind, but Image:Spendium.jpg now has a quantum brother, Image:QuantumSpendium.jpg. --KP CUN 09:22, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Excellent! Be sure to add it to Fishstick Bukkake (aka U:RP). If you like I can send you the .PSD too (not that it is needed now, but anyways). Splaka 09:26, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

excellent template!

{{Boohoo}} is great! You should have the text read: They are playing My Heart Bleeds for You just for you.

That makes sure that the receiver knows just how sorry we are all for him or her. =)

Anyway, great work, Spläka!

How's that? (Tried to keep it kind of small and skinny). And thanks! Splaka 05:08, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I hope you don’t mind. You’ve been making painting the pictures I’ve only imagined. Now, just a small token of gratitude—I’m adding a soundtrack to your pictures. --KP CUN 05:11, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Heh, excellent! Splaka 05:15, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Tap water

I deleted it, but then you made it again right after I deleted it. Do you still want me to kill it?--Flammable CUN 20:16, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oops, Carlb expanded it a bit, so I thought it wasn't going to be QVFD'd. Better ask them? You admin need to communicate more! Or less. Or the same amount. Etc. Splaka 20:18, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wonderful work!

I have to say that your work on the Disney-related articles is amazing! Please go to KP/DisneyImages and edit it. I have a message for you there. --KP CUN 01:29, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Flame On!

What I really enjoy are flammable's editorial comments in the deletion log. He (or she, I'm not sure of the gender) really goes the extra mile. --04:52, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

UBMs

Thanks! {{MTU}}

Yes, I forgot to add the dic tags, and I didn't even know they had to be manually added to the undictionary! I will do that next time for sure, except of course I will just add the MTU tag and wait 24 hours! *submits to flogging* Splaka 12:45, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

QVFD

Might be worth giving articles a day or so "to mature" before QVFD'ing them, Also have you seen Special:Shortpages of course you may need to wade through the Undictonary: and Wilde: pages to find the rough amongst the diamonds as it where--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 12:23, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Fair enough, I knew I'd get too carried away at some point. However, when the contents of a page simply say "Fuck You!" or, well, for example Yanks, then? Splaka 12:26, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Oh yer of course go for it--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 12:30, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Exceeeeeeeelent. *rubs hands* Splaka 12:32, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Burinator Award

I was considering widening the Burinator awrd to include those assisting in the deleteion of loads of Crap, i.e. those who place a load of Article on QVFD that are deleted (to avoid stuffing it full of ones that survive in order to get the award) but as the instigator I though I should check with you first. --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 11:05, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Oh, totally go for it. This is a wiki, and my templates are no exception! If you can make it better, do. And I kinda know what you mean. I've been trying to add only the ones that get deleted, taking bets on ones that don't (I smell an addition to Gambling), also {{MTU}} them a bit more. I'm getting a bit better, of course with Flammable on duty it is easy, anything gets deleted, muahaha. Btw, if you can fix/expand cookie, feel free, I am still not happy with the image (and you can delete this useless old version... I've been meaning to QF it. Splaka 11:16, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
P.S, If you like I could make a Bannination animation for a similar ban award, as well as ones for Revertitation, Movitation, Uploaditation...etc... (on second thought...)... -Sp
I class removing crap as not just being deletion but also MTU and reverting, etc. and thus I suggest that the Burinator Award can be awarded to those who excel in this as well.
P.S. I've awarded it to you! --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 11:56, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Eeep! my own animated giflets used against me! Evil! I've made hundreds of 100x100 anim gifs in an attempt to destroy livejournal, to no avail (which I do not have an account at, I give them as gifts to other users). Splaka 11:59, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC) (PS: Thanks, I try)
Sig test -Splaka Bur. 12:16, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC) (I used -[[User:Splaka|Splaka]] <small>[[Template:Burninator|Bur.]]</small>, is that right?) Anywho, off to sleep, QVFD yawl tomorrow!

Ahhh, I should have read this conversation. I've just created Template:Supergrass with the idea of having an award for non-admin users who are heroes of Ban Patrol and QVFD. I just came here to give it to Splaka and found this thread. Ah well, it's there now, so you might as well have it. Stick it where you like. As it were. -- Codeine OUN Burninator 22:01, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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Ahh, awards! it burns and stings! in a good way. BTW: Mr Malo needs that too I think (and burninator). -Splaka Bur. 21:00, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Hey thanks for the awards! I will squeal and rat out all those who fail to be funny. As well as burninate them. Wish we could sword them and arrow them, too. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 00:03, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

(Untitled)

Re: Weapons That Don't Exist but Should. I think that section need nuking, especially if its creator doens't respond. Objections?--Flammable CUN 00:59, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

No prob. Was just moving it because not only was it out of order, it was under the VFH tag (annoying). BTW, an IPer edited a typo in it it looks like. Maybe it will improve... maybe not! Congrats on beraaeuucrat status btw (who can spell that?) --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:01, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Bah. That's just Chron being lazy twice over and making Sophia Bureaucrat me so I can take care of things like these more often without having to bother 2 admins and the intercontinental ferret they use to talk to each other.--Flammable CUN 01:10, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Agreed. Remove it and tell him to put some thought into it (and read other examples). How does one get or become an intercontinental ferret? Also, what is the critical mass for sig additions? --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:14, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Him, he's also screwing around with (long pi), not that the article is fine, but he isn't helping it (partial blanking). --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:35, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC) PS: I only conflict with your edits because either a) great minds think alike b) we are the same person with split personality C) we both suck because we use dialup.

Oops

In a summary, I referred to you as Splenda, not Splaka. Sorry about that. Please don't use catapults to launch elephants at me. --Hessef 01:53, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Perfectly fine. I signed up after about 16 hours in a row online (here) when I finally wanted to upload an image.... But I mispelt my user name, and didn't notice it for 2 days. Splaka is not my usual nick, but, it is a parody of it, I've decided. So, misrefer away! I think I prefer Splenda... --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 01:57, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ow, Ow, OW!

Space and time continuum was something i was proud of... well maby rather the best thing i coukd come up with at 5 in the morn. anyway, can you still get it? tomorrow i will definatly want to remember what was there that made it so "accurate" and right now (after half a bottle of scotch) i am concerned of me remembering (tomorow) what the hell was in it... rather, i cannot recreat it now and my memory of it is fading as we speak.

Sorry, I didn't delete it, I didn't even put it up for deletion! Ask User_talk:Famine? --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 02:03, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

urgh... We ARE talking about Pi, right? 02:09, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hmm, you mean the reversions of that long title'd article? Well, that wasn't me either. Check the history of the page. You'll see it was Hessef and Flammable, all they did was revert to the last version by me. (Also, you can access old versions of it there.)
However, I thought you meant the deleted article from just a bit ago: 18:37, 25 Aug 2005 Famine deleted "Space-time continuum" (Bizzarely accurate article. Not even quite parody. It will probably upset people, but I'm whacking it.) --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 02:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

lol, well THAT is cute - i just got a little text deleted ALSO about space and time continuum :), but it turnes out one of the opera pages that i didnt bother to check was not refreshed and still contaned the text:) "It was once a widly known fact that these matters are roughly of the same importance to certain groups of people. Sadly modern times brought crack and pot and everything you had to move your jaw three times to pronounce wes left for rememberance and usage of roughly 0.009328149288259283462374567462732239523649329526923452934734293784234956346923453453295347563247% of the population. In those less recent times of non potheaded and crackfrenzied minds Pi was also used to simplify some of The mathematical formulas EG(Say James, old boy, do you know the time? Umm... Pi? Ah, Thank you. Never mind the bullocks)" truth is i was wondering about what the hell is accurate about it? the fact that english couldnt tell the time?:) anyway, sorry to bother you. 0218, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Thanks!

I would like to thank you for the many images you provided to the Disney Empire series of articles. I have recently completed Admiral Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse the Great. I think that you should take some time to look at these articles and bask in the glory of your work. --KP CUN 07:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Nifty! *basks* --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 07:51, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Dance, Bobby, dance!

A gift for you. Thanks for keeping it sane when we're not all alive enough to do so.--Flammable CUN 08:42, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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Aig! more awards. I wanna thank my parents, my director, my makeup lady, my groupies, and of course, the unacademy. Thanks, this one's for you! *tears up a picture of Palpatine* --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 08:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

UnDickyTicker

I'm off to beddybies now so you'll have to pester someoneelse :-) --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 23:28, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Okdok! sweet dreams of a comeback. I left a note on carlb's page. Ta! --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 23:30, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Winner = You

The picture you did for Dude, Where's My Time Machine? is awesome. That's the one thing most of my articles are missing, because I'm so bad with photo editing. Very nice. Thanks. --DrAwesome 15:17, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You're welcome. It was fun (sorta). If you'd like any modifications of it let me know, it feels like it is missing a detail or two. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 02:20, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Can You Hear Us Humping on Your Radio?

I think I got the rest of the mess cleaned up and appropriate bans handed out, once I figured out what was going on (thanks to your notes). Thanks for your hard work on keeping track and damage control. --10:01, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Welcome. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 10:04, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Message in Rot26 follows --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 07:00, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

10-4 Rot26: --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 07:15, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for fixing my screwup on Ass. No idea how that one happened... Juan Kerr 10:57, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

No prob. I only saw a url badly added to the page so I reverted it, on later double-check I saw the Arse link was removed. Confused me. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 11:11, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I peeked

Great job on the logo, with one criticism: it looks more like an egg than a potato. I realize this is a work-in-progress and I shouldn't have peeked. Still, on the whole it's looking great. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 11:58, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ahh! Cheeky bastard. I was having a private moment with RC. *pout*... hmm it does look eggish, but which came first, the potato or the egg? (PS5 has limited squish options annoyingly.) Cheers, am off for the night. ZZZ! --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 12:02, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Don't forget to vote for yourself!

I nominated you for Noob of theMonth. I am right in thinking that you've only been here since August 18th, aren't I? Seems like you've been QVFDing since time began :) -- Codeine 21:26, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Morning, QVFD King

Or afternoon, evening, whatever. What time is it there? It's half midnight here in Olde London Towne -- Codeine 23:14, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Gutentag herr Burninator! It is 4:30 in the afternoon here in shakey Cali. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 23:27, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Wow. You're even further away than I thought. Anyhow, happy reverting, I'm off to bed. -- Codeine 23:38, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Sweet dreams of waking up to find only charred remains of crap! --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 23:44, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hey thanks.

Thanks for that. I was wondering how to do it. ADD

Anon

I didn't have the time/ambition to do it right, so I just reverted the succession box. Done well, it's a keeper. --Famine 16:34, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Ta! Change the title if you feel it needs something better (like, someting linked even).. Author, Main Contributor, Sophie's bitch --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 21:47, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Nooblet

Congrats, I hereby dub thee Noob of the Month. This entitles you to

  1. A mention on the main page, and all the recognition and page views that come wit'it
  2. A template if anyone makes one
  3. A special NotM image, again if someone makes it 'cuz it doesn't exist at the moment
  4. Pride (In the Name of Love)

Come to think of it, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to put the Noob on the front page at all. So you might only get pride. But that's still something!

Oh, and last thing. I couldn't find a "definitive" image to represent you on the front page so I used your cookie picture. You can change it here if you have a better one (it has to be small, though). --Rcmurphy KUN 05:53, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hooray! Now, if I had that and a potato and some hot oil I'd have some fries! Bah, if no one else makes the templates I guess I'll have to, that'd suck, being the noob. Anywho, the only image of myself on at the moment is this but it isn't very small (and eerily not highly edited, it is me under a UV light with the gamma and hue changed, and fake eyeballs photoshopped in (it seemed to work good for Really Weird)). Teehee. Thanks to all who voted! May they be stalking me enough to find the message here, this is for You. Oh and I want to thank your mom. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 06:05, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ok, I created a template for ya: Template:NOTM. I added it to my page, you might wanna give it to the past NOTM winners. As for a page, it seems the other awards link to the Uncyclopedia: namespace voting page, anyway. Hmm? --Sir Splaka CUN NotM Bur. SG CM © 11:42, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC) (my sig is fecking annoying, negotiating with Elvis on how to shorten! heh)

Bloody Hell

Have I got to call you "Sir" now? Oh well, congratulations, Sir :-p. -- Codeine 12:07, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Suck it down bitches! Muahah. Just kidding. It is just a formality. We all only worship Elvis and random tubers. --Splaka 12:10, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Finally here

Thx for your welcome, I hope that contributions like whiskers and minor edits on "related pages" is what you appreciate here.

Cheers, User:Sunny

Heh, nice one. Even got nominated for VFH. Btw, if you use ~~~~ (four tildes) on a talk page it turns into a sig (which you can customize in preferences): --Splaka 20:16, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Uncycloped Plus

Super Sneaky stuff below --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 07:33, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Sure thing. You know I love the fish cakes. --Splaka 07:47, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Game War Index

The table for Video Game Wars looks great! Or as they say in the indigenous vernacular, dood ur t@bl3 roxxors my boxxors, w00t! --BobBobBob 21:30, 13 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Gracias. If you can think of other games that should exist, go ahead and add em. Cheers! --Splaka 21:33, 13 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cookie!

Cookie! --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 00:56, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

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Heh! PS: Darn, maybe we need an article Edit war (video game) That is just pages of "Edit conflict!" --Splaka 00:58, 14 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Morse

I delibrately removed the translation from Morse code so people had to go and translate it themselves, I was very disapointed when I went to all the effort of tranlation it only to find someone had ROT26'd a translation of it therefore can you remove it from Uncyclopedia:VFH#Morse_code, People should to work to find humour ;-)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 23:43, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Aww, 10-4 good buddy, duely deleted. I didn't know you'd deleted a trannie of it. (Insert latin phrase for "my fault but I am not taking the blame" here). --Splaka 23:48, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

yet another cookie!

for your discovery of how to create image links :)

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EDIT: I also updated your sig for you, after updating "and Bar" overlines specs :P --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 00:11, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Cookie, again

Whydja gimme a cookie? I didn't do anything special... --Cheeseboi 23:13, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

You asked for it! Plus you have cheese in your name, and you created another award, and your sig isn't long enough, all great reasons! No? Heh. --Splaka 23:18, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I prefer not to pad my already fine signature with unneccessary abbreviations that don't matter. Also, have you read any of my pages? They aren't that good. Also, I have never found nor reverted vandalism, besides some stuff on QVFD. And I don't know html, only basic wiki coding.--Cheeseboi 20:16, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Well, the beauty of the cookie award, is it can be given to someone who should go play in traffic too. I'd do that for a cookie, yum! --Splaka 20:20, 16 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

There was one kiddo I banned for blanking, and you found another IP doing the same sort of work. 63.19.158.71 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) In the future, rather than pasting the new IP below the other banned IP, can you just create a new entry? It's easier to spot new banees that way, and the IP template helps speed our work along. Other than that, super work here. Thanks for all you've done - you've really made a difference. --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12:42, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Okie dokie, will do. My problem, with that guy was that he was on his 3rd IP for the evening (I think). At the time, probably the best thing to do would have been an IP range for about an hour to discourage him (and the best way to convey that info would be with a single entry listing multiple IPs), but I didn't make that very clear in the entry I see now, so I'll only list multiple IPs if there are three or more by the same guy, and only use the IP template once in a line. Oh, and your you're welcome! --Splaka 20:35, 17 Sep 2005 (UTC) PS: The QVFD mentions that there is no need to sign one's entries and/or deletions, but I notice in ban patrol many people do sign it. Is it better to sign each entry for easier sorting? Or does that just make the entry a more confusing read (especially with an anonymous IP as the reporting party, heh).
Um, could you be a little clearer? Are you talking about signing QVFD enteries or Ban Patrol entries? Personally, I like to see ban patrol entries signed, even if it's an anon ip. Because if I don't know the signer, I often note their IP, and if I see lots of their edits interspersed with the baneee's edits, I assume both are guilty. If it's a user I know, I generally skip that step, since I can be fairly well assured that they aren't just trying to get someone banned for the hell of it. Another way of putting it is that anon ipers whine. Logged in users request assistance. --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 02:27, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ok, here is a bit more transparent. Sorry for the confusion. What I was asking was: I know many pages where one votes one is required/requested to sign entries. However, on the QVFD it is noted that one doesn't need to. This made the requirement ambiguous on the Ban Patrol (which is closer to the QVFD in 'fire and forget' for the non-admin), so I wanted to know what your opinion on it was. But you've just answered that, thanks! Sorry, bad pun, cheers. --Splaka 02:34, 18 Sep 2005 (UTC)

sophiasatisfaction

thanks for the picture :) --Sophia 03:41, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Welcome! I have a much bigger version, but I wanted it to look nice with alpha transparency in the template so I saved it as PNG. The original is 635x776, and is practical only as a JPG. Shall I upload it too? --Splaka 04:36, 19 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Hooray and Huzzah!

It's good to be back. Still a bit erratic, but the bannination stick is working again. Now how long did I promise to ban you for on chat? :-) -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:27, 20 Sep 2005 (EDT)

Something like 5 hours and time served? So, like, 5 hours but 6 hours ago? *cute plead* --Splaka 20:17, 20 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Another cookie :)

for nominating me for admin :) thanks a lot :) --Maj Sir Insertwackynamehere Icons-world CUN VFH VFP Bur. CMInsertwackynamehere 20:12, 20 Sep 2005 (EDT)

Picture for Template:Crazy

Splaka,

Just wanted to say thanks for the help with the crazy template. :) 70.88.218.9 22:19, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)

No prob. Put it to good/bad use. --Splaka 22:21, 22 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Undictionary

hey, you keep putting undictionary tags on my posts, got no prob with that but just wanted to know what the criteria is for undictionary for future reference. -Tuco

Oops, you wrote to me here the same minute I wrote to you on your talk page. See my reply there. -Spl

Who are you and why did you message me and what have you done?

-Posted by Black-Velvet (02:53, 26 Sep 2005)

To push you ever closer to adminship

LP-bongo-cowbell

Low rider, it's a real goer

Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month

The rules don't say I can't beg to be listed on the Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month page. But I'm much too proud to do such a thing. Instead, I'll use the power of subliminal persuasion. Pay no attention to the completely random string of characters that follows this sentence. #@%$%*(&#%)&@pleeeeeease?!*%@#$%& -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 19:28, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Did. -Spl
I can't say "thanks", because technically I didn't ask, right? I'll just compliment you on your excellent discernment. :) Also, for not getting upset about our divergent opinions on QVFD! -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:56, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Inspired by your confidence, I created Blonde. She's hot! Heh. I have no graphx skillz, so I'm hoping someone will find an appropriate picture (something suitable for work, though, so I can actually look at it). -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 19:39, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Corn Pops Guy

Once again, great job. I never really imagined Valen in a viking hat(or holding a flag of norway) but the fact that it obviously identifies him as norweigan, which makes it impeccably awesome. Anyway, before I get off track again, the corn pops guy is the guy in the bright yellow outfit in the corn pops "music video" commercial. I invented an excuse for his abscence in the picture, so don't trouble yourself. I enclosed a picture, in case you want to do anything else with it, but either way you did an awesome job. Thanks a lot. --Kyle1 23:00, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC) Image:Corn_Pops_Guy.jpg

Heh, ok, it'd be of little trouble to add him, but he wouldn't necessarily need to be there either I can see. I can take away the guy's viking hat and/or flag if you want him to be less norwegian. I just couldn't think of any other good ways to make him very obviously norwegian though (except for using Nemi). --Splaka 23:08, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

No, quite the opposite, the viking helmet and flag are great. I wouldn't change it if I knew how. I have no complaints. Kjetil is as norweigan as he should be. Just thought you might be intrested to know about the corn pops guy (yeah, right). Besides, this was a voluntary thing. It's not like I have room to complain (If I even wanted to). --Kyle1 23:41, 26 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Battle of Orgreave

Does this fit OK, I thought Arthur Scargill as leader of the PLO was amusing (I couldn't find an mentoin of any other leader) thought it might be useful for him to have been "off'd" (or maybe his death was faked!) --The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 14:21, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Maybe I am just suffering from lack of sleep but I have no idea what you're talking about, maaaaan. If you mean disney, that's all KP and Marcos (AFIAK). I am just their picture-making slave. ^_^ But I have no probs with that stuff there now, heh. --Splaka 21:13, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
OK I'll ask KP (as MM seems to be off)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 21:23, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Cheers. Also, pants sysopped me earlier today, and I didn't notice until a few minutes ago. Arg. --Splaka 21:26, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
And Condgradts on that. I'm pretty happy that you now have to stop bitching about stuff and do it yourself. One more admin means less work for all of us. Huzzah!!! --Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 22:08, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Famine, your math is wrong. Zero divided by anything is still zero. --—rc (t) 23:49, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Homeless Image?

{{Homeless Image Notification|Fsm hit.jpg}} - Flying Spaghetti Monster does not in fact reference this image.

It is linked from Flying_Spaghetti_Monster and has the notorphan template on it. --Splaka 22:01, 30 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Can you quote the exact position and code. Seriously, I cannot find it in there. --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 14:14, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)
right here, second to the last line in that section. --Splaka 20:54, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Well looky what we have here

So, there's a new admin in town... and it's all been done while I was away taking a school trip to Wales. And , the very day I get back, you've gone on holiday so I can't even mercilessly tease congratulate you, dammit! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:37, 1 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Bwahaha, let them eat cake. With, you know, files in it. --Splaka 20:31, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Gordon Flash - undictionary

Hello, first of all, this fucking comment can be ignored.... I`ve seen that you`ve classified the Gordon Flash as candidate to undictionary-- I'm not going to negate you, because I don't want to make you angry -- but, that makes me think the definition of "a little article". However, when we look to the dictionary we find words, while the rest of existing craps, like people, places, personae and whatsomore we use to find in bury fucking pedias. Even if we can well see Gordon Flash as a word to use in phrases, i better see him as a persona (even never have seeing him before). Where did I go wrong?

Shit on you, --Ribamar 17:30, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

You didn't go wrong. MTU is just a friendly reminder that short articles, which usually get created and then ignored by the author from then on (and are left to us to deal with, so we sort and categorize them as best we can in bulk as they ship in, and later more thoroughly at our leisure), might fit better as undictionary namespace entries. Reread the MTU tag linked tips and tricks in how not to accure them. Also see Category:Move to Undictionary for other examples of MTU tagged pages, and their possible fates. If the author of a page does nothing about an MTU tag after a week (at which point we assume they do not care about the entry), then we deal with it in one of those fasions. Since you obviously seem to care about your entry, you can best decide what to do with it (although if you do remove the mtu tag, you should format/expand it a bit more, or tag it as under construction). Also, Gordol Flash would conform to the undictionary unstandard of unxcelence pretty easily, just has to be short, not heavily formatted, and not heavily linkified. The subject and content don't matter that much. Browse Undictionary:S to see a mixture of words, places, things, ideas, itchy rashes etc. --Splaka 20:14, 3 Oct 2005 (UTC)

wikicities:Featured Wikicity/vote

Some one humoruless invalidated you vote, may be worth registering with them and voting again (but your not allowed to have the square root of 2 or the cube root of 5 votes apparantly)--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 13:58, 7 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Bah. If they are that humorless then I personally don't think I care to have them feature uncyc. Also: .9 recursive is exactly equal to 1 (proof: 1 divided by 3 = .3 recursive ... .3 recursive * 3 = .9 recursive = 1). --Splaka 12:32, 8 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I think they objected more about not being logged into wikicites, but your call.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 11:01, 9 Oct 2005 (UTC)

A.N.S.W.E.R.

The A.N.S.W.E.R. article was a fucking joke. Take it in context. 66.30.8.92 08:47, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I wasn't laughing, not much of a fucking joke, zero effort, more offensive/annoying than funny. That IP's (Is that you?) only two other contributions ([1] [2]) were even less "funny". Pattern of racism and/or hate. Reversions and bans all 'round. --Splaka 08:54, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Those jokes were made out of a poor attempt at humor, not racism. 66.9.135.137 09:36, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I back Splaka 100% on this one.--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 09:40, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Being topped by Elvis aside (he is the king), a repertoire of edits including at least one non-racist contribution was not found, and scattering slurs around uncyclopedia just doesn't seem that funny. I am curious why you are defending their edits though? Is it an alternate ISP/proxy for you, or possibly an associate of yours? I am willing to listen to a sensible discussion aimed towards lifting the ban, but this doesn't seem to be it so far. --Splaka 09:49, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I'm not defending my edits. I was trying to use racial humor in certain racially-contexted articles trying to be funny, but I was offensive/not funny in doing so. I apologize for both (though I'm more contrite about being not funny). I guess I will shy away from racial humor. 66.9.135.137 09:59, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Thank you, ban lifted. Use such humor sparingly. Share and Enjoy. --Splaka 10:02, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Oi

Are you in chat at the moment? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:15, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Am now, 8 hours later. --Splaka 20:32, 11 Oct 2005 (UTC)

greetingz

hi. I'm brand spankin' new to unclyclopedia. is cryptology that small of an article? can all that stuff really be a dictionary entry? I would beat somebody up if they made a dictionary so wordy and talky. anyway, please let me know what you think is so dictionary-ish about it. thankz, Kietzsche 21:45, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)

That one is pretty close to an actual article, you can probably go ahead and remove the MTU if you want. I was probably on a roll... *grin*. But some undic entries are that big or bigger... browse around and have a gander. --Splaka 21:48, 14 Oct 2005 (UTC)
k, cool. thanks. Kietzsche 01:21, 15 Oct 2005 (UTC)

YЯMA (and Undictionary)

Yeah, I think you were on a roll when you labelled this one, too. I can add a photograph if it makes you happy, but making this joke longer will not necessarily make it funnier.

Look, I'm sincerely bothered that you put this tag on the article. I know it's unreasonable to make a fuss about an Unencyclopedia article, but this is something that's been happening all across the site and it's been really bothering me.

As an unencyclopedia user (I've been posting as Kinda for quite some time), I have found this whole Undictionary movement to be singularly unhelpful. I'm not sure I see any benefit at all. All in all, it seems to accomplish about as much as putting category:undictionary at the bottom.

Why do we need an entire new file tree for short articles? I really don't want to have to worry about whether my article is long enough or short enough according to an arbitrary standard that does not seem clear or evenly enforced. Who cares what wikipedia does?

If I need to rewrite my article because it's not funny enough, that's fine. On the other hand, when I write an article and keep it brief, to improve readabiliy and impact, and then within ten minutes of posting you tag it because it's too _short_, I find it discouraging.

It's not an Undictionary article, at least not from my point of view. If it was, I would have put it in the Undictionary. I put it in Unencyclopedia because that's where, from my point of view, it belonged. If you want to move it, move it. You don't need permission.

The tag's gone. I have no plans to expand the article, or contract it, at this time. You can put the article wherever you think best. Please apply the same standard to all my future articles. I don't want to have to worry about my 'seven day deadline' or you'll huff it. I don't want to feel like I have to hit a certain 'word count' or 'hour count' or 'effort count.' Sometimes long articles take ten minutes and short articles take two days, and all you can judge by is whether the article is any good or not.

Apologies for the lengthy message. Hope I didn't come across as too unreasonable. I know you meant well, but this bothered me, and I wanted to say something about it.

{edit later) -- well, I can't remove the tag. Hooray. Do whatever you want with the page, then. I'm out.

"Why do we need an entire new file tree for short articles?" Alternative is to delete them. We get around 200 new ones a day, and they range from excellent to total vanity or just one word insults, or pages full of "PENIS!". MTU is a way to give the borderline ones (middle 1/3 about) a chance at life. Very few get put in the undictionary, most are expanded/formatted/fixed by the author (or even moved), or they get ignored and later are deleted. See this discussion if you'd like to comment on MTU in general. PS: Why can't you remove the tag? Your article is borderline, and with a little formatting and linkifying it should be ok, but it is a bit short. --Splaka 04:48, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)
See, I knew as soon as I made a big deal out of it I'd regret it. It should be YMЯA, not YЯMA.Geoff Sebesta 03:22, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

RE:IMAGE

THANK YOU FOR THE IMAGE. IF CRUSHERBOT COULD FEEL ANYTHING OTHER THAN COMPLETE AND UTTER RAGE AND CONTEMPT, CRUSHERBOT WOULD BE GRATEFUL. CRUSH. DESTROY. BEEP. BOOP. BEEP.--CRUSHERBOT 20:16, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Salutations. Has CRUSHERBOT's programmer seen any Venture Brothers? The "De-Stroy De-Stroy" made me instantly think of this ep. --Splaka 20:22, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC) P.S. You should only talk in <code> for full effect.

Thanks!

Thanks for rv'ing the vandal on 9/11 (video game)! I should be able to return to active Uncyclopedia-ing (Uncyclopediation? yeah, that sounds better) once the rush is over at work. That should be... next April. :( -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 13:25, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Infinity +1

Are infinite bans even supported by mediawiki?--Nytrospawn 17:16, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

According to Angela they are. Those infinite bans were sanctioned by a higher power (one of the masters of Wikia). The sockpuppet master in question is permanently banned from Wikipedia. --Splaka 19:11, 19 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Dinosar!!!1

  • Splaka,

Just a heads up but it seems Dinosar!!!1 has been recreated. You might want to keep an eye on it. 205.188.117.70 02:00, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Burn week, not much will survive, cheers. And damn you, get a login ^_^. You don't need to be funny, most of the admin aren't. --Splaka 02:04, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
  • Since you asked so nicely. ;-) MadMax 15:49, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Welcome to the machine! Cheers. 21:09, 21 Oct 2005 (UTC)

It consumes

Hah, sorry, should have checked the history there. I assumed it was just some band creating a jokey page as an excuse to link to their site. --—rc (t) 00:37, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Well, it was, check the first version. I really want them to come back and see my new version!! --Splaka 00:38, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Someone should post it as a comment on their Myspace page. --—rc (t) 00:44, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Totally do! --Splaka 00:47, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Rosa Parks

Was the Rosa Parks thing too racist? I actually thought about asking you considering what happened earlier, but I thought it would meet muster. Sorry. 24.250.136.236 07:35, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Maybe racist is the wrong word, since I never mentioned race. Insensitive might be a better one ... 24.250.136.236 07:37, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I reverted from recentnews because it wasn't at the top, I was going to re-add it to the top, but then I saw you VFD'd the article, so I withheld. Heh. So no, not mad, was just slightly annoyed. We will attempt to expand Rosa though. Standby. --Splaka 07:38, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Please refrain, as Rosa is going to have a brand-spankin-new article written just for her. All about her great accomplishments and how she helped the oppressed peoples. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 07:41, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)
I VfD'd that because the article was just the word "dead." I tried to laugh, honestly. I even closed my eyes and imagined Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Gary Coleman in the head. It just wasn't coming though. 24.250.136.236 07:47, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Awards

  • Splaka,

I just noticed the numerous awards I've recieved from both you and Dawg. I might not even of noticed if RcMurphy hadn't notified me about the recent nomination. Needless to say it's been quite a first week. :) Just wanted to say thanks. MadMax 17:58, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Help!

Well, it appears that User:Franzkafka is finding enjoyment in reverting all of my edits in John Kerry to an earlier version. Its getting annoying, but I dont exactly know what to do. Reverting it back to include my edits hasnt worked so far, and he appears to merely be getting angrier. I sent him a message, havent gotten a response yet. Just thought you should know, as you can probably help end the edit war. Rangeley 00:39, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

K, will have a look. I saw a lot of Kerry in the recent changes and it did make me curious. --Splaka 00:41, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Loop joke

Not a loop joke. Very important clue to getting Uncursed. General Specific 22:05, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Ay carumba

I deleted an article seconds after you removed the forest fire template. D'oh. Now Im gonna get banned from the internets--21:47, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

20 million yoctosecond ban!!eleven!1, actually we're just ending the notification about it. Continue burnination. --Splaka 21:59, 27 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Adoring compliments from my Anonymous public

- Douchebag, please don't delete works in progress. There is a customary one week trial period before deleting a new page. In short, you're an idiot for exercising the ability to delete pages so indiscriminately and thoughtlessly. - 24.68.237.161

One week? Hahahahaha. Check the Special:Log/delete sometime. I don't know what wiki will let you have a week for anything you want by claiming it is a work in progress. As for "Work in progress"... tag it as such, with {{{WIP|~~~~~}} or {{construction}}, or put it in the sandbox, or on a subpage of your userpage, or use a freaking 'preview' button. Idiot? For deleting things short and boring and not funny? I contend sir, that you are an idiot for thinking it wouldn't get deleted in that form. Let us agree to disagree. Anywho, there is a customary 4 day ban for calling an admin a douchebag (as well as adding to his talkpage without signing, and not creating a new header, and recreating a deleted page, and pretending to dictate police as an anonymous user, bwahaha). Thanks bye. --Splaka 23:44, 28 Oct 2005 (UTC)

yes, douchebag

No, you're a douchebag/idiot for deleting it after 5 minutes and being ignorant of a.) who Gene Ray is and the larger joke in context of his internet notoriety b)for spending hours on end being an 'administrator'. I had posted it and then messaged my friends to contribute to it. By the time they got to it it was gone. What's the point of having such anal policies if you're just going to alienate people from contributing to this website? I also didn't feel like logging in, and I don't see why it's necessary. You can trace my IP.

And yeah, I was justified calling you a douchebag/idiot for deleting my page without any discussion or reason given.

Anyway, I guess you won because I'm done with this website for legislating dickheads like you to run around unchecked deleting whatever they want and then banning people. I had posted things in the past that weren't deleted so briskly while just being given warnings to expand it or face deletion. I don't know why there has been a policy shift, but it's a shitty one and it's based upon the limited subjectivity of a few internet nerds. Look at some of the crap you've contributed to. Venture Brothers? HAHAHAHAHA... SO GODAMN FUNnY> YOU"RE A COMEDIC GENIUS!!!! TAP WATER?!?!?! OMG YOUR COMEDY IS OFF THE HOOK HILARIOUS!!!

Well done alienating people from contributing to this website internet nerd.

Also, you won't be able to ban me considering how many computers I have access to, but regardless this website is a waste of time because of power-tripping nerds like you. --MisterQuickly 5:10, 28 Oct 2005 (PST)


Oh ow, you've hurted me. Quite. In case you've been blind (again, check the delete log) we are in the middle of massive cleanup (that started with "Forest Fire Week" and is now moving on to scooping up the ashes). Again, posting a few lines and an external image is not an 'article', and will be deleted (and in the past have been deleted) if no indication is given that it is a work in progress, *especially* if it is by an anonymous IP. If you want a public work in progress, try a userpage like User:MisterQuickly/WIP. This website is not your public toy (like wikipedia), but a project run by Chronarion and Stillwaters to look at a wikiproject (and the world) in a satrical point of view. They add or delete whatever they want, and hire admins who will do their bidding. If you disagree, feel free to leave (with or without help). K thanks bye ^_^ --Splaka 00:22, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Btw, in case you are a total idiot, lemme know if you need to know how to use a custom sig. --Splaka 00:24, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Again

Whoops. I am blind. In the middle of having an active life I was unable to check every single deletion record on an internet website. --MisterQuickly 5:49, 28 Oct 2005 (PST)

Oh, sarcasm! Wit! Irony! ("That's not ironic, that's just mean/coincidence/blahblahblah." Oh and you forgot your sig again ^_^, I'll add it so you don't make a bajillion more edits.) --Splaka
PS: Maybe you do have some budding sense of humor. There is always hope for you at ED --Splaka 00:56, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)


Unfortunately there's no hope for you. --MisterQuickly 455:56494, 28 Oct 2005 (PST)
If you say so. Those PhD's in psychology and sociology sure give you a lot of free time to use teh internets ^_^. Btw: the [+] (Add a comment to this discussion) is for new section headers, try editing the section instead with the [edit] button. Cheers. --Splaka 01:09, 29 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Math

I would encourage you to take lots of upper level math classes. --RaRanax 00:49, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Esqueeze me? A baking powder? I would encourage you to learn how to use section headers in the dump. Your move. --Splaka 01:29, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Pawn B4 --RaRanax 04:20, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
The little horsey to that square 3 spaces infront of the right sided Priest guy. Checkmade in 127 moves. But what did I delete or change of yours that has you beefed? --Splaka 04:35, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Kings Privilege: Pawn jump queen, Knight jump queen, rook jump queen... ... Checkmaid in 126 moves, she should need a rest by then. You deleted a joke that few people would get without studying lots of random math. Wiener Measure is actually a obscure mathematic function for probabilities. I do not really blame you, I was not done with it and it was crap the way it was. I may get back to making it funny at some point or other when I have time. --RaRanax 05:13, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)
Fair enough, October was a cleanup month, we've deleted more than 6500 pages this month and yet still there are more total now than at the start. When you create it again you might put Template:AOC on it (see Riemann_Hypothesis). --Splaka 05:19, 31 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Guess what?

Yep, I had to reblock those idiot children at 82.110.221.67 again. *sigh*. [3]. Guess I was too trusting in the first place. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:33, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Heh. Sad. --Splaka 20:19, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

You win an award

As discussed on IRC. Enjoy :D --Paulgb 01:50, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Bastard! Yay. (moved to user page) --Splaka 01:55, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Unblock request

The following was seen on the IRC:

*** DrPoodle [n=568d59cb@207.142.131.209] has joined #uncyclopedia
<DrPoodle> BobBobBob can you unban my IP please
<DrPoodle> hi
<DrPoodle> hey
<DrPoodle> i accidently blanked a page when i wanted to delete it
<Euniana> how does one baleet a page?
<Euniana> I think the only thing most people can do is submit to VfD or QVfD
*** _Dawg [n=x@c-24-2-70-255.hsd1.ut.comcast.net] has joined #uncyclopedia
*** Fiere [i=WinNT@cpe-72-226-225-129.rochester.res.rr.com] has joined #uncyclopedia
*** DrPoodle [n=568d59cb@207.142.131.209] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
<_Dawg> greetings
*** DrPoodle [n=568d59cb@207.142.131.209] has joined #uncyclopedia
<BobBobBob> DrPoodle: are you there? i don't think i can unban you. i can't find the option.
*** DrPoodle [n=568d59cb@207.142.131.209] has quit [Remote closed the connection]

I suppose this is in ref to your comments on User talk:DrPoodle about blanking, but I was afk when the good dr. came on, and apparently he left before I came back.

Two questions: How do I unban (I found how to ban), and should I do so? -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 20:10, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

You can unblock from Special:Ipblocklist, and I see you already did, but next time you should probably let the blocking admin do it (although in this case it was probably ok, except DrP might be a habitual blanker, hmm). --Splaka 21:52, 3 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hey splaka

Are you really Mistaphil or anyone else on the I.C. ?? --Colelegedropout 22:20, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Nope, I just deleted the Mistaphil slandanity (slander/vanity) in accordance with Uncyclopedia policy on non-notable people (eg, if google and wikipedia don't say you're notable = huff). I eventually had to temporarily ban the user doing it (another admin banned an IP that might have been the same user?). I did find the discussion about me on IC quite funny though ^_^. I am glad to see y'all found out how to correctly set up a vanity page. Welcome to Oblivion! BTW, you can link to your user pages on that community page if you have a registered nickname here, like Colelegedropout, and there you can write about yourself, serious or not. --Splaka 22:25, 5 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Thanks!

I just wanted to say thank you very much for catching and reverting my user page for me. (insert thank you card here) --Mosquitopsu 16:40, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

NO problemo, and

Thanks for the help with the Undictionary link. --Teapot 08:18, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

NO problemo ^_^ --Splaka 08:25, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

I know I already said this in channel, but here's a hard copy version of my 'thank you for voting for me as NOTM.' You voted for that other guy too, but he didn't have much competition at the time, so I guess it's OK.  :) -- T. (talk) 01:56, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

You is are the welcome. I expect that bribe to be in $5 unmarked bills though. --Splaka 01:57, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

This page is intentionally left blank.

What was wrong with an intentionally blank page? --PseudoChron 05:10, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

It's been done enough that it is no longer funny. Plus we already have a few using the blank joke. --Splaka 05:24, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Linus thorvald

Spla, you marked "Linus thorvald" for merging, but I'm not sure it has enough content to be worth it (plus it's misspelled and miscapitalized). My instinct was to splatter it across the virtual landscape. But then, sometimes I want to press the "Delete" button on random articles (like this one), so my judgement may be suspect. If you saw something there I missed, just let me know and I'll spare it. -- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 15:14, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Probably not really General Specific, but funny

I was thinking of pasting this IRC log in the DUMP admin discussion, but I know that someone else could pose as User:General Specific in IRC and try to impugn his good name. But it's funny.

<General_Specific> you bastard
<General_Specific> murderous bastard
<General_Specific> i'll destroy you
<General_Specific> i'll blank your fucking page
<General_Specific> then you'll see
<General_Specific> WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN HUH!?!?!
* BobBobBob considers the appropriateness of a premptory ban
<General_Specific> fuck you bobbobob if i cant be an admin noone can
* BobBobBob laughs, under his breath
<BobBobBob> That's like, not funny enough for LOL
<General_Specific> tell me one thing before i finish this once and for all
<General_Specific> why can't i be admin
<BobBobBob> How's this:
<General_Specific> careful or i'll blank romania too
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> you bastard
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> murderous bastard
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> i'll destroy you
<BobBobBob> <General_Specific> i'll blank your fucking page
<General_Specific> BEFORE THAT
<General_Specific> YOU MADE A SMEAR CAMPAIGN BEFORE ANY OF THIS EVER HAPPEND
* BobBobBob bursts out laughing
<BobBobBob> Ok, that was worth LOL
<General_Specific> SHUT UP
<General_Specific> YOU ARE AN EVIL CORRUPT PERSON
<BobBobBob> and your point?
<General_Specific> YOU SHOULD BE ADMIN!
<General_Specific> er, *SHOULDNT
<BobBobBob> Now that's one for bash.org.

-- Sir BobBobBob ! S ? [rox!|sux!] Prince%21.gif 18:37, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Christopheros Lacos

Just a head's up but the article Christopheros Lacos has been recreated again. MadMax 19:01, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

CVP'd --Splaka 21:45, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Questionable Categories

  • Splaka,

Just sorted some odd categories under Category:User OW as well as Category:User du, Category:User du-0, Category:User en, Category:User en-N, Category:User es, and Category:User es-1. Not sure if these are created with a purpose (as most have the same articles) but I thought you might want to check it out. MadMax 00:52, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

They are transwiki/sporks from Wikipedia (Wikipedia has entirely too many user language/status templates/categories). These aren't yet out of hand but soon could be. Peek at Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Babel --Splaka 00:56, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Wow, the Wikipedia ones are rather complete. We really need the BS, Pig, and 1337 ones. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:57, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
True story, creating the subcategories for Category:User OW [nb. Thanks MadMax for cleaning that into one category], I've based upon what real Wikipedians call the Babel. I'm not responsible for the rest. What I just saw on Dawgs page I really like and have added self. Hope it does not get out of hand. --Ouro 11:47, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
We just sorted it out so it won't, hopefully. Each language will just have one category, and the contents of that cateory will be sorted by level (sort of easy to do). You might do the same. For each OW template, put in: [[:Category:User OW|#]] where # is the level. Each user of level 1 will be under '1' in the category. However, it is not retroactive (but will happen in new additions), you must go back and null edit the pages containing the OW user template to get them to recategorize. If you want I can go do this for you. --Splaka 11:50, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I think I can figure it out myself, thanks for the suggestion. Practice makes perfect, not? --Ouro 11:53, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
D'you think that what I did corresponds with what you had in mind? What about those five categories that are now de facto orphaned? --Ouro 12:10, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
I think so. Category:User_OW looks good. I'll delete them for you. --Splaka 12:12, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Thanks. Looks clean now, ready to accept members :) --Ouro 12:17, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Forgot that there are two links per template. Only now are they all ready. --Ouro 12:25, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Page moves that seem vandalous

The page for United States of America was moved to America of United States. I feel that this was an inappropriate move, but I have no idea what to do. So, can you...you know...?--Nytrospawn 22:12, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Moved back. Wasn't funny. Block them if they do it again (without telling you why). --Splaka 22:15, 8 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Don't revert admins

See here and here. I don't know why it was reverted originally; after waiting a week I assumed it was just a mistake.

The "Reverted revert(s) of Nytrospawn" thing was just a joke...

OK to put it back? Juan Kerr 21:23, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well, the title isn't correct, it is wrong, and the parody aspect of that is in the text of the wrongtitle template. --Splaka 21:28, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC) PS: Also, we have some templates that are helpful and useful and not just there to get a laugh, wrongtitle is sort of one of those. PPS: Also also, that particular article is highly viewed and vandalized having been slashdotted twice, and shouldn't be changed too much from the site founder's original designs.
OK, I'll leave it alone. Would it be a good idea to have a special template for slashdotted pages? Juan Kerr 21:33, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Hmm, only happened twice and on the same article (the third occurance was just the main page). So again, it would involve messing with that article, so I'd leave it alone. --Splaka 21:44, 10 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Too many templates

What was wrong with this? Wasn't it funny? If it wasn't, why? --Logixoul 08:35, 13 Nov 2005 (UTC)

It was slightly funny, but not very pretty, which was the main thing against it. Also, there were complaints (ok, one) --Splaka 08:45, 13 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Okay. --Logixoul 22:23, 13 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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