"How many damn asians live in texas? I thoought there would be like mexicans in here."
-Soviotkandyland on texas
'Ello matey. Two points - you can place quotes such as that one above all over your userpages if you so wish, but don't put quotes attributed to yourself on other pages as they'll be considered vanity - ie; about someone nobody has heard of - and will get removed. If you attribute them to someone famous, preferably someone in someway connected with the subject of the article, then that's fine. Here's the proper code to add a quote: {{Q|YOURQUOTEHERE|NAME|SUBJECT}}. Just change YOURQUOTEHERE to whatever it is you wish to put, tNAMEhe name to whoever said the quote, and the SUBJECT to whichever subject the article is on. Oh - and welcome to our glorious Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi TechnokvetchContribsFOXES 17:05, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
“Have fun!”
~ Rabbi Techno on adding quotes
Welcome to Uncyclopedia!
This ain't your mom's Wikipedia... Welcome, fellow Kommunist. I feel like I know you somehow, and I like it. Hello... ~ Zana Dark
I made you a signature you can edit. User:Soviotkandyland/sig To use it, in your preferences click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Soviotkandyland/sig}}
I play MPO+ online over the weekends, If you play to my user name is LADY_L0VER. I only do chat rooms, why? The combat gets old, look for me.
— soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>
If ur new to MPO+, ur first lesson is WATCH UR ASS! All it takes is some high end explosives, duck tape, and a distraction. It really really does.— soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>
I am glad you like the sig I made you. You can make it so that it shows up automatically every time you sign. Click on 'my preferences' in the links at the top right, then click the raw signatures link and paste this code into your 'nickname' field:
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:Soviotkandyland/sig}}.
PS, I don't have MPO+ but I am extremely familiar with duck tape (and penis jokes). – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 15:47, 5 May 2009
The MPO+ thing is for anyone who has it, thanks for the info about the sig thing thats pretty pimp.— soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>
I noticed your sig is missing the timestamp. Can you add this code to the end of your sig in your preferences?
Is your name, by chance, either TJ or Ben?--WhorecHeDDaR19:12,10May,2009
I swear, all of your stuff looks like it came from them. Weird. But cool. vote for me please--WhorecHeDDaR 19:23,11May,2009
Wait, did you say you draw hair on pictures of children? They did that too!!! Green hair. And it was a video, with each still done separately.--WhorecHeDDaR 02:10,12May,2009
ANSWER ME BITCH please. WhorecHeDDaR 17:53,12May,2009
Damn it he's on to me. Umm... I mean hi. Do I know you? And don't call me kid. WhorecHeDDaR 19:27,13May,2009
I call everyone kid. I call people my same age hip young kids. you don't know me, I don't know you, but i guess we know each other now. Isn't the internet awesome? — soviotkandyland | ())crayola))>
I don't know how you feel about whoring, but this is not that. My article Leprechaun has been on VFH for 22 days now, and has 13 points. Right now, I am looking for a few last minute votes to bump it up to a secure spot. Do you mind checking out the article. If you do, I'll admit you're not my friend. DonPuttanocHeDDs 22:58,31May,2009
Im here for you, don't worry im always here, its that my teachers are "watching me". Oh i learned a new song. Actually ill tell you later. I hate those computer montitering systems. — soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 11:51, 3 June 2009