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Fair enough. Sounds like the level headed thing to doI just hate to even think of anyone involved with the greatest gathering of knowledge in the entire world bar none getting bullied by evil little drama queens. I wish I could give better legal advice. Although I study the law (informally), I'm not a lawyer. --16:54, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

edit A Prayer to Sophia

Please bring me happiness, a life filled with joy and friends, ... and a new car. Amen. --Mosquitopsu 18:19, 2 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Sophia, Sophie
Sew, fee, a sofa, so fuh-
geddabout it, man
--Clorox Icons-flag-us MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:56, 27 Nov 2005 (UTC)

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edit Another Prayer to Sophia

Please sophia, bring me the ability to write funny articles and make funny pictures so that I can at least win n00b of the month and with much hope become an admin. As I sacrifice I leave you a bowl of weaselpudge and leave thanks for the creation of the amazing and content-free universe of Uncyclopedia. And bless mommy, and dadddy, and my brother, and my pet ferrets, and..... Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 03:46, 23 March 2007 (UTC)


edit A most humble prayer to the great and all powerful golden calf... eh, i mean, to the all powerful and only god in existence, Sophia

Oh godess, grant me the power to show your servant Hinoa that my lowly article on the worstfilmevermade Attack Force is completely ironic, and not made by a fan of the tubby and untalented Steven Seagal. I beg of you great godess, let my right as a knight in your service ring true and my sword of sarcasm +2 be justly. Amen

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number twenty-six from my free cookie giveaway

edit AAAAAAAAA!

Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.
Floppycake Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

Go get FATTT!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:24, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Please change my name

Can you please change my name from Edmundkh to EdmundEzekielMahmudIsa, then leave me a message in the English Wikipedia? Thank you very much! --Edmund the King of the Woods! 12:19, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Delete Page

I just would like to ask you if you could please delete this page Bahá'í. This site is supposed to be funny, but the things on that page are insulting, and are way beyond a joke. Please delete it.

edit vandal

I leik to vandalise uncyclopedia and you should ban me fast.--Dummmmmmy 23:38, 26 October 2007 (UTC)


edit Important

Hey Sophia, is it possible to recover a recently deleted article's text? "Chinatown, NY" was recently huffed and I'd like to at least keep the text for nostalgic purposes, because my friends and I worked really hard to make that article. :P

~ Blood_Ring7

Erm, sophia isn't really active anymore. You might want to try Thekillerfroggy or Mordillo, or some such person. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Jan 31

edit lolwut

I worship you. And my name is Sofia, too. :D ƨofia;; bitch at me here;; ;] 02:18, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

edit A prayer to Sophia!

Sophia, Sophie
Sew, fee, a sofa, so fuh-
Please let me be the leader of the United Nations
I'm only asking for something small
Not like a precious sofa
Sew, fee, a sofa, so fuh
Sophia, Sophie
ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

(Please grant me my wish :) ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 13:02, 13 April 2009 (UTC))

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