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Add a little content. With colors. Hurray! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:13, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Even if you make it look pretty... it's still rape. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:14, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
You may call it whatever you want. I prefer to think I was doing you a service. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:16, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks Woody, it was good for me ;) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:18, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
I aim to please madame. No one can resist colors. That's why everyone loves my sig. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:27, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 02:57, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:07, 6 Jun

Another image request




I would like a picture of an Italian soda over a beacon, and a happy guy sitting down with an Italian soda. Thanks. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Sure, but I don't quite understand. What kind of beacon? What is an Italian soda? And what article is this for? Generally if you make image requests it's best if you leave me a link to the article cause then I can get more details for the picture. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:48, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I was in a rush. [1]This is an Italian soda. [2] That is the beacon I had in mind. Put the soda in the middle, please, and the other one can be found on Google Image, probably. I'll just search "Guy with drink" and see what comes up. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Ok, so here is the first attempt. I still don't really understand what you want here. Could you give me a link to the article it is for cause it will really help me figure out how to make the pictures work better. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
And here is the happy dude. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:28, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
You can find the article here. I think they fit in pretty well, not to mention they were funny, again thanks. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

Dame Sonje:

A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:19, 8 June 2009 (UTC)


hi sonje. i was wondering if you had any comment for the unsignpost concerning one user's recent calling-out of men for thier immaturity, crassness, and love of naked ladies. do you find yourself rolling your eyes at these 'stupid boys', or is it tolerable? do you have any suggestions for uncyclopedia's male users to clean up their act? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:49, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I must say, I find it peculiar that this user chose to base her ‘respect’ for men on the contents of a parody site. I find the crassness rather endearing (in moderation). Perhaps this particular user has a more deeply rooted psychological reason for her disdain of ‘porn or sex or expletives’, perhaps resulting from her own self-image. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:37, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
thanks sonje!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:41, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Chicks eh? Wattya gonna do? :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:08, 10 Jun
Ahem... Mr Chris, this does not mean that I did not notice that 'kitchen' comment. Always remember, kitchens are filled with utensils that can easily be transformed into weapons O_O --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:16, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Ooooh, Mr. Chris! That sounds so much nicer than what women usually call me. And it wouldn't be the first time I was stabbed. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:24, 10 Jun
Yes, Orian told me about that. XD --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:27, 10 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes but Chris (Mr Chris) how many times have you been castrated with an ice cream scoop? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:30 10 June 2009
Twice. The first one didn't take. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:32, 10 Jun
Hitler! Has only got one ball! ect. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:38 10 June 2009


Thank you

I guess this pales in comparison to a Blue Scrotum, but...


And in appreciation for your donation to
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association
I am sending a sign of my personal love for you — your very own polyester prayer handkerchief, suitable for wiping the tears of joyous revelation.
~ B. G.

Delivered by his personal altar boy. --T. (talk) 13:49, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Where there is a colourful scrotum, Billy Graham can't be far behind... Good work Mr. Lyons! :D --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:54, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
You're too kind.  :) As a rather sad photo-GIMPer, I have to say I am a fan of your work. Just warning you that I may come knocking one of these days with a request.  :) I think it's great that you're aspiring to write though, and perhaps I can lend a paragraph or some new perspective to one of your future projects. --T. (talk) 10:55, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
As I too am a fan of your work it would be a pleasure both to answer a request and to get any future writing assistance :D --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:00, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Preemptive Thanks

On babies, chopped babies and writer's block

I don't know if it's a common phenomenon or not, but the second I gave that review a peek, I started feeling like my brain started hitting nothing but blank white space when I was trying to come up with something more for the article, especially with an attempt for something more "over the top". Somehow, getting a formal feedback form filled in left me with nothing left inspirationwise to work with.

Maybe it's just me, but I joined this site because I can write for myself and maybe get a few laughs out of it while I'm at it. So it seems a little odd that everyone seems to be fussing over these featured articles. Enough so that a guy I don't really know was linking me to some voting page or another time and time again on my talk page. Which doesn't make sense to me. Can't a girl just write for the fun of writing, even if the article does seem a little mediocre on standards she isn't familiar with yet?

To return to the pictures, I have seen a deck of cards at sale at various bookstores but never brought myself to purchasing it, with "correct" and "incorrect" ways of holding and handling babies on them done in a simple black-and-white cartooney way. Maybe something like that would be applicable. There isn't even a need for photorealism, as long as the humour in itself is conveyed. Let me know if you've got ideas brewing. I'm not going to be going too far, except maybe next week, being all holiday-ey and whatnot, so road trips to various non-internet-riddled locations might occur. Thankfully, having grandparents fussing over a baby means I can sleep. *wink* BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 09:31, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Your writing is very good, I think the review was just trying to guide you towards the target audience around here. I suppose the fuss over featured articles is that it increases the size of said target audience. And the vote page the guy was linking to was probably VFH, which I would also recommend, cause it lets you see what the rest of the people round here are up to writing-wise, might be good for inspiration, and also voting is good cause it ensures there are quality features on the main page. But the most important thing is that you write.
I on the other hand, chop. I want to write and hopefully will soon but for now I chop. And at present I believe you wish for chopped babies. I think I know what you mean with the cartooney baby holding guide, I don't really draw but I may be able to figure something out. I'll work on it during the week and let you know what I come up with. On a side note, the first picture you have at the moment of the baby flipping you off could possibly be replaced by something like this.
Anyway, enjoy the holiday and subsequent sleeping opportunities and more importantly welcome to Uncyclopedia! XD --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:42, 12 June 2009 (UTC)
Unfortunately, the holiday starts only when my hubby returns from abroad, so I've got a week with that rascal to spend trying to not go insane. Anyways, I think that could very well work as a picture for the article. I need to give it a go when I get back from a mad running of errands, though. My internet use is limited to when A) The baby's asleep, B) I'm at home by the desktop and C) when I have completed everything on my daily to do list, which is a mile long. Hubby being away on business often, I'm stuck with running the home myself. BabySocks Little Pink Sock BabySocks 11:17, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:32, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

As long as you don't know you're going crazy... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:34, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I Will Possess Your Vote

Hi Sonje. I apologize that there's no clever template this time around. I just wanted to thank you for voting for UnTunes:I Will Possess Your Log before it gets dropped from VFH...

Cheers. --T. (talk) 15:32, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


Sad, sad, request


I feel so feeble and pathetic having to ask other people to make my images. so, I want a movie cover for Every Jim Carrey Film Ever Made, do you think you can do that? Staircase CUNt 00:56, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Er... this tactic of yours... of saying how depressed this request is making you... it's not a great strategic move on your part. You should be shameless like Orian, I like making pics after all. More importantly, I think I can make this pic of which you speak. But I owe LPS a chopped baby, so I'll do it as soon as I finish that. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:36, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Sounds good. Staircase CUNt 18:40, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Sorry it took so long. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 02:45, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Argh, I made it say 'movie' instead of 'film'. I'll fix it tomorrow, it's a minor edit. But I'm too sleepy now. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 02:58, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
Fixed. Lemme know if you want any changes. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 03:06, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Shameless request


I'm proud of my inadequecies. Could you take the "heartbeat" text from this picture and put it in this one. additionally could you also add the nombers 2012, in a sort of red "spray paint" font to the end? It's for this article I'm working on. What do you think of it by the way?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 04:26 15 June 2009

Your shamelessness is what made me see to your request firs and also cause it was the easiest. As for the article, I love it, lemme know when it's done and I will nom the shit out of it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:32, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Looks great! was sort of really needing it to be 2012, though... And sure thing I'm hoping I'll finish it later.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:33 15 June 2009
Argh! Sorry. Fixed it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:41, 15 June 2009 (UTC)
Yay thanks a lot, once more!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:42 15 June 2009



I feel so much better for my award: I'd like to thank (insert name here), my parents and God. I don't suppose you happen to know if there are any images of Women in Burqas on a rollercoaster? My article on the magical world of Talibanland seems a little empty without one.--Sog1970 18:02, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

It's a pleasure, keep up the good work. About these Burqas... I could try to make such a pic for you. I've got a few pending image requests but I'll try and do something in the next day or two. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:57, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Something like this? I can fix it up to match the article more later. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:48, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
That's perfect. Thank you. Now all I have to do is make the prose as good as the pick--Sog1970 13:26, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks thank tank (again-again!)

Howtosandcastle "Joshy, what have I told you about manners?"

Sorry Mummy... I have to thank you all again because you voted my story THE BEST article of May and that means that someone who wanted to hire a space comedian will know that I'm funny and give me money so that I can buy toys!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:31 16 June 2009

UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012

Whatdya think to the finished product? As good as you hoped?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 05:24 16 June 2009

I love it! Is someone still peeing on it or can I nom nom? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:47, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
It is on the pee queue, but I personally don't think I could improve on it much anyway. Have at it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:53 16 June 2009
Done ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:42, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:51 16 June 2009

very late thanks

hey sonje, thanks again for the dead man's hand image. i know you made it a while ago, but i finally got around to writing a solid article to place around it: it's here. i think it's the perfect way to finish it off! thatnks one more time! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:32, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

It's a pleasure. That pic was my very first edit on Uncyclopedia so I'm glad you have found a way to use it at last. Let me know if you have any other amusing pic requests, I'd be happy to oblige ^_^ Also, the article is hilarious so can I nom it or are you still awaiting some PEE? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:33, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
i put it up for pee, i'd like to get some feedback so i can be sure it's in the best possible shape if it ever were to make the front page. thanks, though, and i'll be sure to come up with some more images i need! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:25, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Template spam

Snow white2 The Narrator Would like to thank you all...

For voting on his rendition of Snow White.

"It’s a fine story. Has everything a child needs to learn about the universe and it’s capricious, unfair ways."

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:09 17 June 2009

Thank you spam

Hi Sonje. Thanks for the back pat on WotM. :) --T. (talk) 15:49, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I hope to provide a less ectoplasmic back pat next month ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:52, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
I'd better keep writing then. It looks like Billy G has made it over the hump, but my Cajek song will probably crash and burn very soon.  :) --T. (talk) 16:07, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
Alas, some of the peasants do not appreciate the more refined forms of comedy. I'm sure you'll win them over with your Untunes eventually. I do however think that the current system is hindering your success. Can't we get some of those fancy built-in media players like Wikipedia has? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:19, 18 June 2009 (UTC)
I can't complain really; 2 out of 4 of the songs I've uploaded have been featured. As for a media player, I haven't really looked at what Wikpedia has, but I will. If it's not too difficult to spork over, I'll do it. Otherwise I'll see if Spang can help, if he's not too busy. --T. (talk) 16:43, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

How Does One...

...go about getting those cool South Park-esque self portrait things? I've always wanted one, and noticed you now have one, and I don't know where one gets one. If you could tell me, that would be pretty cool. Or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:08, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

You use this. And once you've made it, Print Screen cause it doesn't have a save option, and then crop the picture to your satisfaction ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:16, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. I can't seem to get the great big amount of white space on the right to go away, though:


Is there anything you can do about that? And, if so, could you do it for me, please? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:10, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

It got all warped when I saved it over your version so have that one qvfd'd and use this one instead. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:45, 19 June 2009 (UTC)


Thanks! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:53, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Actually, they both seem fine now, dammit. Anyway, no problem ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Well...thanks again! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:35, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
Vista has a convy "Snipping tool" under the Accessories menu, that allows you to crop the pic straight from the screen, too. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:47, 19 Jun
Thanks Cousin Luvvy <3 I only have XP at work so I used good 'ol Picture Manager at the time. My talkpage seems to been taken over by giant Guildys now. I think they are watching me O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:57, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I'm a little tired right now, with little or no idea what it was I was up to. Probably has something with household chores to do, though. I'm not really good at choppin', but I occasionally have given it a go. Like with that .gif heart in my sig. Mr Luvvy will be here 12 hours from now, so I doubt I'll get much rest. :D -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:17, 19 Jun
Well I've decided to sleep all weekend, which is gonna make people mad at me cause I owe them chops. Your heart is luvvly cousin Luvvy, if you ever need a more intricate chop I'd be happy to oblige. Anyway, hope you (and Mr. Luvvy) have a good weekend. ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:16, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I'll have a really good week with him if I can have my will ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 23:29, 19 Jun
Then you shall have to force him, regardless of the fact that force is a crime. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:47, 19 June 2009 (UTC)
I should have forced him to not go to bed right after he got off the plane. He's jetlagged, he caused me to get "jetlagged" and now we're awake in the middle of the night because we can't sleep :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 21:44, 20 Jun
Sounds pretty rough (in the unpleasant sense of the word). Ah the horror of jetlag, I feel your pain, I'm usually a walking corpse when I visit home. I'm from South Africa but I live in Scotland so holidays are a nightmare. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 07:17, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
And then the bugger woke up before me, didn't find anything to eat in my kitchen and now I've stuffed him with bacon and eggsies and he's all happy... ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:53, 21 Jun
Silly boys. So easy to please. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:30, 21 June 2009 (UTC)
That's sexist :P Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:58 June 21 '09
Pish! It's a well known secret that a way to a man's heart goes through his 3rd and 4th rib. Or through his tummy with yumsy calorie rich meals. Whichever means leads to a better end from your point of view... I love being woken up by someone cuddly. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:35, 21 Jun

UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Moar Feature Thankies

Pencil2 Writers, of all kinds, would like to thank you!

For voting for the article on Writing to become featured.

They wrote this template just for you, please apreciate the effort - it is a work of art after all!

   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:59 22 June 2009

You sure are on a roll this month Mr. Orian. Well done! ^_^. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:08, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
I am yeah, thanks, I even have a half finished Joshy article I'll finish off tommorow (will have to be his last though, even I can tell when a joke has run its course). :D now good night.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:12 22 June 2009
Kewl, lemme know if you need illustrations for Joshy :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:16, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Hey Sonje!

I just saw for the first time that you're a musician! I was wondering: what kind of stuff do you do? Do you have any recordings? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:16, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I've got some rough demos on myspace. Are you a musician too then? I must say your interpretations of pop lyrics are truly awe inspiring, I haven't laughed that hard since Eugene fell off his horse. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:07, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I play some music. I've got a few UnTunes on the site, and my more serious stuff is here. I've never done any recording with a full band, but I'm hoping that will happen within a year, now that I'm actually in a band that's actually any good. I'll listen to your demos when I get to a computer with speakers. Glad you liked the abridged pop songs article :) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:18, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Argh, full bands, we've been having bassist issues. It is the bane of my existence. I just listened to some of your stuff. I really like the 'Caffeine' one. I'll check out the Untunes shortly. Gimme a shout if you are ever up for an Untunes colab or something ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:27, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
Ah, that's a shame, I've had bassist issues before. But now our bassist is sort of, like, our main songwriter, so he's pretty solid. I think an UnTunes collab would be a completely fantastic idea. It's cool that you like 'Caffeine' - that's one of the first songs I ever wrote, back in like 1999. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
I wish I'd been older in 1999. it looks like it was a good year.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 01:52 23 June 2009
The 90s were awesome. Especially musically. Btw, great work on the latest Untune on VFH Hyporbole! I shall never be able to look at a duck in the same way again. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Na, I wouldn't say that.. The 90s is when real Metal died.. Apocalypse, if you ask a metalhead.. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 19:08 June 23 '09
OMG! Code flood! Dude, I hate your sig! Anyway, I prefer the grungy 90s rock to metal any day. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:18, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
\m/ I prefer the mid 80s thrash and late 90s death to any thing, any day.. Any music other than metal just sucks (except for classical music and symphonies, or so would a metalhead tell you) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:40 June 23 '09
The 90's has great metal. --Docile hippopotamus 21:56, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
So I'm just now listening to Around Zero. Very cool stuff. I've always had a soft spot for moody, gritty rock. You've got a great voice, too! Shed Some Skin sounds fantastic. And I'm definitely a fan of almost all your influences. Imogen Heap! Yay! I spent a good seven hours unsuccessfully trying to ape her style and do an autotune trio of myself... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:29, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
I too am rather enjoying it, should have had a listen ages ago but I forgot. Anyway I've just had a thought, you know how you require a bassisist? Well how about you change your band's name to "B Arse Squireist?" -- wait, wait there's method in my mental unstability, you see it's an anagram for "require bassist", so it gives you both a ligitimate reason to use the word "squire" quite alot and it advertises the plight. Also has horrible degrading text speak meaning you'll appeal to chaves and scum. Also Scotland! Yay! We're practically related. Also Shed some Skin is awsome! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:56 28 June 2009
Thanks, I'm glad you both liked it. We had another mini recording session this weekend so we recorded 3 new songs. Just rough acoustic stuff but one is at least a bit more cheerful. And I've also attempted the whole autotune choir thing but nae luck so far :P And thanks for the name proposal Orian but I'm already fending off enough neds to find a decent bassist. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:27, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Polite request


Hi sonje! Make an image for me </rant> tl;dw Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:04 June 23 '09

Mkay Mooshy, I'll have a look and see if I can come up with something. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
I'd prefer a cover for the book. Alibaba, the cave (hangar), and some badass bikers with bandannas. That would be good, I guess. And if you come up with a better idea, tell me :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 19:04 June 23 '09
K, I'll give that a go when I have time. Been a bit busy lately so you'll have to be a little patient. Did I mention I hate your sig? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Will this work? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:08, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


I'm trying to learn how to photoshop and I have a question. In this picture [3] duty is turned into beauty. Is there a simple way to change the text of a nonstandard font, or is mad skill required? Ellemonopy 18:16, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

I wouldn't say mad skill is required. It would depend on the text you are trying to replicate. I would look for a matching font to download and then cover up the original text and replace it with the new text using the downloaded font and then edit it as required. Some pre-made fonts are done really well so they don't require much editing. But if you can't find the font you are looking for then some mad skill is required. What exactly do you want to chop? Maybe I can help? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
I was going to try to make a picture for my article on France France Revolution (not yet on uncyc (also, not a real game)). So far I found these 3 pictures that would be a good starting point, with the text changed and some pictures that vaguely relate to the French Revolution: [4], [5], and [6]
Well, apparently the fort used for DDR is called Serpentine bold. I found a free version here. It is just the basic font though so you will have to edit it to give it texture. The easiest one to mimic will be the Ultramix cover art because it is pretty basic. It will all depend on how detailed you want to get with the pic. I could give you a step by step guide of how to edit the font if you're in this for educational purposes or I could add it for you when you're done with the pic if you wanna do a kind of colab. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:02, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
I suppose the step by step guide would be preferable if it's not a problem for you. I'm planning on contributing lots of pics to uncyc once I get this photoshop thing completely figured out. Ellemonopy 16:02, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
In that case it won't be a problem at all. Ok, how bout this. Upload what you've done so far, then I'll give you tips on how to improve it. The text should be the last thing you add. Before we continue... How much of a photoshop noob are you? I take it you understand the program fairly well. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:36, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm kind of a dumb

Pepsi Logo

See? It's not exact, but when I see your sig, it's all I can think about. And now I'm thirsty. Jerk.

But I've always wondered how to pronounce your username. I'm crap at pronouncing names and whatnot. Right now, in my head, you are Sone-yeh. So, how far off base am I? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:52, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Really, I'm not nearly sofisticated, I went for son-gee.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:20 23 June 2009
Like, it rhymes with spongy? Interesting.... In fact, you may even be right. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:22, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Lol. Actually it is pronounced almost like Sonya. Like in Mortal Combat or the Underworld movies. The 'j' is soft. Blame my mother. Also, I resent being associated with sponge O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
So, I was closer! Ha! Suck it Orian!............. Bad choice of words. But sponges are awesome. Like at school, they tell you to be a sponge, and soak all that information in. Delicious. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:29, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
That would depend entirely on the information at hand. Round here there are all kinds of undesirables to absorb. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:35, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, how do you pronounce my name? I dont think the English pronouncation is anywhere near the original Egyptian one.. So how do you pronounce it? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:43 June 23 '09
Honestly? If I were to say it, I guess it would be Mah-Moosh-ah. But generally I just think of you as the guy with the rotating pepsi logo. Is that wrong of me? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Ahem.. Its the Ægyptüsian flag. Or not? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 07:40 June 24 '09
I dunno Moosh, it does have a very pepsi-esque quality to it... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:22, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Seriously?! You mean you didnt realise that its a flag? Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:00 June 24 '09
No, we are saying your flag looks like a Pepsi logo. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:06, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
yeah, I live in pepsiland :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:19 June 24 '09
I didn't realise it's not a pepsi logo until sometime last week, Moosh. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 11:20, 30 Jun
It is kind of sadistic that the Egyptian flag looks like a Pepsi logo don't you think. I mean, it is a desert, do they really need to be reminded how thirsty they are all the time? Shame Moosh, when will the persecution of your people end!?! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:25, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Also Joshy

Here. Whaddaya think?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:20 23 June 2009

Love the new Joshy Orian. Very cute. I have no idea what LazyTown is but I giggled all the same. Made a few typo fixes, hope you don't mind. Is it still being PEEd on? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:04, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
I did get a mini pee, and they scored it at 40, which is encouraging. And as for what it actually is, LazyTown is just a kids show that I happen to quite like, it's originally from iceland but it's kind of global now. And thanks for correcting typos and stuff, that's always helpful. :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:42 24 June 2009
Also I've just made a few revisions to it and I think it's probably as good as it's gonna get. If you want you could nom it, I mean if that's what you were hinting at above... Although people might talk if you keep nomming my stuff. Remember what I said, what we do is secret. shh!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 22:55 24 June 2009
Oh gawd! People are gonna think I've made a man outta you O_o Anyway, VFH is a bit crowded at the moment. Best wait a bit anyway. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:45, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
SHHH! Can't you just stay my dirty little secret, next they'll have it in the paper that I'm some horrible muff-diving straight-boy - and I'm not! I'm not. It's just you. Look like a man or something. And yeah that seems fair! :)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:56 25 June 2009
Oh hell no! Don’t go trying to turn me into a gay dude to cover your dirty secrets just because I am penisly disadvantaged. Your like a frigging Jehovah’s Witness of gayness! A Gayhova’s Witness! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:49, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
Well. Yes. I have the correct sexuality and women should just die. I think that seems fair. /me grabs Sonje's ass and feels guilty. horribly, horribly guilty    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:57 26 June 2009


Trailer-park-boys on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor
~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian
Another impressive conquest, nicely done Mr. Lyons. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:01, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, Sonje.  :) --T. (talk) 11:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Celebrating my 1000th game namespace edit!!!!

Newcookie Flutter has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Flutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:17, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

It's been two weeks now

OK, I am trying to be nice, and guess what? There is no reply such as "OK, I'll do it, but it will take ages" or something like that. I requested three images to be made and two weeks later, the requests other people made (including myself) hadn't been done! So, I got one question: Why is it taking so long now? Please, I have waited two weeks for my photos, and the rest of the people you owe them images with had waited for a month now. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:07, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, what an attitude, kid. Sonje's doing photochops voluntarily in her spare time, and you are in no position to demand anything. The last thing you want is to have your spare time start feeling like work. Especially unpaid such. So go away, think about what you did wrong and get back here and humbly rephrase that in a means that doesn't come off as demanding or condescending. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 09:45, 27 Jun
O, Sonje, thou most beautiful creature God hath created, thou who art pretty as the moonlight, calm as the Pacific Ocean, shalt I compare thee to a flower? No? Ok. Now would you please do the 'chop I requested. Pleeeeease? :) (is that what you meant by rephrase, luvvy? ^_^ ) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 10:31 June 27 '09
Sonje has been a bit less active lately, it seems. I'm sure she has her reasons. Just try to be patient (and don't imply she owes it to people) and I'm sure things'll work themselves out. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:47, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Joe, dude, I am a very patient person, and I really hate drama. But this is the last straw. I don't owe anyone images. As my dear cousin Luvvy pointed out I do it in my spare time voluntarily and because I enjoy doing it. You have been really rude several times at RadicalX's Corner and I only agreed to make you a pic because I thought you had changed your ways. Evidently this is not the case. I have told you before, I, (nor anyone on this site) am not your slave. So I suggest you take your requests elsewhere because I will not be chopping anything for you, ever.
Mooshy, you don't need to suck up, I'm happy to help. I'll try and finish your pic by the end of the weekend, I've been a bit busy IRL with band stuff. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:56, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I was just joking.. And thanks a lot :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:16 June 27 '09
The hell with this. Sonje, feel free to remove his requests from the queue if you want - I'm still on a break, but will make a quick exception to sort this obnoxious behaviour out. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:05, Jun 27
Thanks UU, hope you have a good break but come back soon! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Better yet...

...just give Joe9320 a link to the gimp and tell him to do it his own damn self. Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:15, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Ah, Modus, you ALWAYS have the most cunning plans to resolve conflict. Also, my talkpage is your talkpage. Make yourself comfortable and feel free to raid the fridge. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
All that's in there is a box of baking soda from the 70's and some broccoli, also from the 70's. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:12, 28 June 2009 (UTC)
That's vintage broccoli Modus, possibly even has hallucinogenic qualities by now... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:11, 29 June 2009 (UTC)


Hi Sonje..I left a message on Sog's page about a WOTM nom for him in July. Do you want to do the honour ? I will second the motion..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:31, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Hi Rom, I saw that, I was just about to reply to your post there. I've been planning to do so anyway, the guy has been producing some excellent material. I reckon we may not be the only ones contemplating the nom though. But thanks for letting me have the honour :) --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:44, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
I was going to nom him, too O_O Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 11:45 June 28 '09
First come first serve I suppose. Gentlemen, start your engines...--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:13, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

If you liked Heartbeat 2012 then you'll love...

This! Probably. Do you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:33 28 June 2009

I do love it. And I would nom it. If you promise not to attempt to emasculate me again O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:02, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
Emasculate you?! You mean you have something to emasculise? And I'm pretty please with it myself, so yeah, feel free to take whatever action you deem nescessary. ;)    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:14 29 June 2009
No, have no somethings to speak of. But that didn't stop you last time. I still have nightmares. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:17, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
I must have been really high.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:35 29 June 2009

Image Request

Darth stewie

evil enough?

I heard you were good at making images, so I'm here to ask to make a picure of Stewie Griffin with the body of an evil ruler or knight for the article Stewie Griffin.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

If you want an actual knight like with a horse and stuff let me know. I don't know if this one will work. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:14, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
That image looks evil enough, Thanks--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 02:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Glad you like it. Good luck with the article. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:34 30 June 2009

This is terrible fun!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:34 30 June 2009
Thanx, Since when are you the paper boy? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Since the others broke.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:37 30 June 2009

Suggestion to ignore

Since you seem to be under some pressure to produce a whole article rather than just brilliant images, I had an idea that I'm in no way competent to produce having no photoshop skills. Out-takes from the bayeux tapestry (or bayeux bloopers) or some such. The whole thing is easily available on-line , you could wave your magic wand over a few scenes and change history. Why were they fighting anyway? Dispute over girl friend? Gay spat? What did they do while they were still buddies in Normandy? Monster-truck racing, I suspect. Four or five images and you wouldn't have to come up with much commentary. Then people can stop whinging. Just an idea--Sog1970 18:15, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah! I have no idea what you're talking about but I'd love to see a Sonje article.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 18:18 30 June 2009
Thanks Sog, I will definitely look into that. I have been mulling over a few ideas for articles and I will eventually write one. My time is just a bit limited at present. I've had to write like 6 songs in the past week so I basically just chop cause I'm lazy. But I will check out this tapestry thing and I assure you I will produce an article at some point, though I cannot vouch for the quality. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:29, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
Look forward to it. Just thought the tapestry is well known and probably easy to edit (as if I'd know). BTW thanks for voting for Mrs God - lots of people clearly dislike her, which makes me very happy--Sog1970 18:51, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
If you nee help with writing, or even just a friendly "review" if you get any ideas, you can always drop me a note. And cousin, were you so inclined that you don't hang out in irc, there's always that email thingie off-site for talking shite about people behind their backs exchange of recipes/photochop hints... ;) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:26, 1 Jul
Thanks for the support guise ^_^ And perhaps I shall drop by IRC sometime cousin Luvvy, though I warn you... my recipes can be fatal. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:48, 1 July 2009 (UTC)


SP-Orian57 I, Orian57, extend my grattitude for (of?) your vote on WotM!

No but seriously, guys. Thanks, it means something to me, more than it should probably.

Also about nomming LazyTown... I think now might be the most strategic because IP's and Newbies will see that the WotM wrote it and vote for without even reading it because tehy'll make assumptions. /sniggers Also thanks for being around, you're definitly one of the best new users, certainly the best photoshopper we currently have. so yeah, Have Fun!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:43 1 July 2009

Congrats, you really deserve this one. And thanks :D Also, I'm kinda torn, I don't know if I prefer Trapped at Sea or LazyTown. I'll give them another read and pick one. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:47, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Oh Trapped at Sea is leauges ahead of LazyTown. I suspect it'd go over much better and I can't self nom it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 12:49 1 July 2009
Nommed :D It's really funny, I'm sure it'll do well. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:09, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey thanks! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:29 1 July 2009
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