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It's an evil deed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:09, May 13

OMG! My first rape! I feel that I should say something... um... help? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:10, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm here too! (Also, edit conflict!) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:11, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
GANG RAPE! That's going too far guys! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:12, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Oscar the Grouch


a candy bearing grouch

Hey! Gerry and I have done some work on the article and it is about to be nommed. But first, we changed it up a bit and need an updated version of the pot stand. It needs to be changed to candy stand. If that is possible. Maybe instead of it should have candy crossed out and it saying fruit stand or something. Thanks! The new version of the article ishere.   Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:02, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure. But I don't completely understand. Do you want a new picture using a candy stand instead of a lemonade stand or do you want me just to change the current lemonade stand to say candy fruit with some candy visible instead of lemonade? It's looking good though. Will defo vote Symbol for vote For.. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 17:57, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, we made it more "sesame streetish" so instead of him selling drugs he is selling candy to children after bedtime. So any picture showing that will work. And thanks in advance for your vote!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   18:32, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Mkay, will do it as soon as I finish my Naruto marathon. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:26, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
But then why are the children outside after their bedtime? I see a plot hole! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:33 13 May 2009
They sneak out!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   20:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
That's highly irresponsable parenting, letting your child sneek out and get raped by candy bearing old men. You make me sick. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:36 13 May 2009
Oscar isn't an old man. He's an old grouch. 15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 21:02,13May,2009
Soz for the delay, these things happen. But anyway. Attempt A. Let me know if it works. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:19, 18 May 2009 (UTC)


Twittergraffiti Mr McElroy says thanks!

his blog is teh funnies!

11:44pm May 14th from web

tanks for teh voats!

11:45pm May 14th from web

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:34 14 May 2009

UnSignpost May 14th

Hand-delivered by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:53, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

My UnBook


So my friend is busy with "studying for final exams," or some bullshit, so you can make a cover for my UnBook if you really want to. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:56, 15 May 2009 (UTC)

Mkay, I'll get right to it. Did you have any preferences or should I just wing it? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:20, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Wing it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:15, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
And tell me when you're done. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:18, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Please haha. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:18, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Mkay, I'll get winging then. SHould be done tomorrow. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:37, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Beautiful. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:30, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Just dropping by to see how the cover's coming along--I'm impatient, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:30, 19 May 2009 (UTC)
I went ahead and made a cover myself--if you still want to do a cover, go right ahead; yours will almost certainly be better than mine. Just letting ya know, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:18, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry for taking so long, this week turned out to be busier than I initially anticipated. Interesting spraypainting technique you have in MSPaint there :) Here is my attempt. Will it work or do you wanna stick with yours? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:58, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

My Usergroup

I'm also in the midst of trying to start a usergroup dedicated to sight quality control and the like. If you'd be interested in designing templates etc., let me know. —Sir Guildensternenstein 00:19, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

I saw bits of the idea at the dump. Sounds like fun. As you have probably noticed, writing is not really my thing. Perhaps I could be an honorary potato-wielding member or something. Like for IC. Just let me know if I can help. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:24, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Could you make up a bunch of templates and stuff? Something along the lines of what IC does, except with red instead of blue and the stylized German "Wehrmacht cross" being there instead of the IC flag. Or something. Again, just basically wing it. —Sir Guildensternenstein 18:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
This is a slightly larger project so I'll need some time to work on it. I'll just steal the code from existing userboxes and templates and work from there. I'll use the saga at the Dump as a guide. Will hopefully have decent drafts by the end of the week. Let me know if there are any specific things you want added, aside from the cross I mean. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:42, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Cheddar made a wonderful template already:
069f11-1 Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

If you could work with him/follow that basic aesthetic, that would be really awesomely cool. —Sir Guildensternenstein 23:07, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

<mock> I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! I-beat-Son-je! </mock> Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 01:08,19May,2009

Yes, yes, well done Cheddar, you win, good job. I've been way too busy anyway. I'll try and contribute something later on. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:57, 22 May 2009 (UTC)


Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

Also I'm working on something else and may require your photochopping brilliance again soon. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:22 18 May 2009

Kewl. Whaddaya have in mind? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Could you put grey, old-lady hair and really thick glasses (you know ones that make the eyes look huge) on this stick insect maybe remove the extra arms or maybe not, not sure which would be funnier. This may or may not be possible. Thanks! Oh here's the article it's for, I'm almost finished. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:26 18 May 2009
In fact do leave the arms. Thanks! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:33 18 May 2009
So is that possible do you know? It's just Nursery is just about finished and your picture would compleate the pre-peereview draft. :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:25 18 May 2009
It is possible. I'll do it as soon as I've finished Guildy's book cover. Should be done tomorrow. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:36, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks muchly masteress Sonje! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 23:35 18 May 2009

This is Inpatients Masquerading as Concern

Are you OK, Sonje? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:18 20 May 2009

This is Concern Masquerading as Inpatients


Please don't beat me with a stick

Where teh fuck's my picture? (but seriously, everything alright?) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 06:44 22 May 2009

I'm sowi Owain! I was weeeeeeellly busy. Anyway, here is a sticklady. Is this kinda what you wanted? And thanks for the "concern". --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:01, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
You were mentioned in the UnSignpost! Check it out! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:03, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
OMG! There is a serial killer!?! trips Socky and runs upstairs screaming --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:07, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
That was UU's suggestion, actually. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:08, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
AW! You guize missed me! sniff --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:10, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
YAYA!!!! Sonje's back! And that's perfect pic thanks, not exactly what I had in mind but I think this possibly works better. I'll just add it to Nursery and see if compleation makes it look any better. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:22 22 May 2009
Oh, I just re-read your request. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I can change it if you want. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:27, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Nah it's ok thanks though. Like I said I think it works out better this way. Whadda ya think to the article by the way? AS good as Sandcastle or much worse? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:30 22 May 2009
It's great, is it ready for VFH or are u still busy. You seem to be very in touch with your inner child Orian... Is there something you want to tell us? Hmmmm? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:40, 22 May 2009 (UTC)
Like what...? As for the article I was hoping to get it peed first but if you think it's good enough to nominate now that's your descision (at least it will get soem attention, PEEING seems totally dead right now) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:46 22 May 2009
Yay! Thanks, did you know that if this gets featured withing May then I'd have had more features this month than in the whole of last year. I'm kinda hoping that happens because it sounds so impressive. Also What do you think I may, or may not, be "wanting to tell"? I'm curious. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:25 22 May 2009
I was insinuating that I suspect that you possibly have several small children locked in your basement, occasionally luring them to your study with candy where you then cross examine them to gain the neccesarry insight to compile articles with a child's unaffected and innocent viewpoint. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:13, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, no nothing that complex, I just havent grown up yet. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:23 25 May 2009

UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 21 May 2009 (UTC)


(template courtesy of CheddarBBQ) —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:59, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:29, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Any of your great 'chops would be appreciated if you have any ideas. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:29, 23 May

A Humble Image Request


An average antbortionist

Hiya Sonje, I hear tell round these here parts that you're the high-class dame folks 'r' askin' to 'chop their pics. Wellll, I have a need for a picture for my Antbortion rewrite. Sounds good so far? I'm thinking of doing a close-up shot of some ants crawling into a funnel in the foreground (this also takes up most of the picture), with some blurred legs visible in the background. (This will all make sense once you read the article.) If it can be helped, nothing graphic, please. Thanks a bunch, ma'am! Oh, and there'll be something it in for you, too, if you do it! Thanks again! Bye now! Bye! Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:10, May 26

I take it this chop is for The Tickler? The article is looking good (and equally if not more so, horrifying). I'll see what I can do. As long as my reward isn't an antbortion it's all good :P --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:22, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Here is a first draft idea. Not exactly what you asked for but I'm trying to avoid graphic grossness. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:55, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Verry nice. Not exactly what I had in mind, true, but still high quality and it gets the idea across. Thanks muchly. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:13, May 26
And, as promised, here you go:

Aw, Thank you :D Glad you like it, lemme know if you want changes though. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:20, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!

I was unaware that you actually did that. Also, it's a great deal better than my original cover. Your image is now the "cover" of my UnBook. Thanks! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:19, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad you like it. I was a bit worried there for a while. Anyway, next time you have a request I'll try and be a bit quicker. I see CheddarBBQ has sorted the templates for you but lemme know if you need anything more specific for the user group. And if any members need chops I'd be happy to help. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:27, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I placed a request at RadicalX's Corner


But I just realized I could just as well ask you in person. Here it is. I hope you can pull it off. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Lol, I just responded to it. Do you really want that specific image altered or can I do something new? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:40, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
You're welcome to try something new, though I'd also like an adapted version of the giraffe image (even if it's just to see whether it looks better with a bigger giraffe/smaller human). Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:03, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Ok, I'll try. But if Zombiebaron comes to eat my brains I'm blaming you. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Right Mr. Sock, you'll have to guide me on this one. I've kept the .psd file with all the layers so you can pick a different background or less/more blood, or change the sizes of the giraffe/human. Just tell me what you want? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:57, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow! I love this! But maybe the human body in the front should be slightly smaller to match the people in the background. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No problem but pls note that the people in the background are actually little children so I'm only gonna make her a bit smaller. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:26, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
How bout now? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:51, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay, that's perfect! Thanks Sonje! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

I have an image request


Do you think you could do something for my article, UnNews:Senior refuses to talk; Daughter upset? Staircase CUNt 22:26, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll see what I can do. Did you have anything specific in mind? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:28, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
No, I just want something that goes with the article. Staircase CUNt 00:58, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry about the pixelly-ness. I couldn't find any decent pics to work with. Low rez source images = crappy chops. If you can find better images for me to use I'd be happy to try again. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 00:55, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I don't really care if it's bad. Thanks a lot! Staircase CUNt 00:57, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Also, what do you think about the article? (I'm just trying to see if I'm any good at writing) Staircase CUNt 01:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
I am probably the worst person here to ask that. You see, I have not yet written even one single article. I just chop. I did find it quite funny. If you want to improve it, best read HTBFANJS and ask one of the more verbose users for assistance, like Guildy, Orian57, Taggy or your unparent. Or get it Peed. Looks like your off to a good start though. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 01:34, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
How dare you not include me in that list!!! Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:10,28May,2009
Three words Cheese boy, Hall of Shame. Don't despair though,Leprechaun seems to be doing well. Why haven't you written anything new? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 02:21, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Call it Writer's Block. I can't seem to think of anything. Maybe it's cause of finals and whatnot, but I am stumped on what to write. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 02:53,28May,2009

Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

And special thansk to you for the nom! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:31 27 May 2009

Another Request

D&amp;D-Real Life Edition

DM Duchovny

Hey. You think you can chop a "cover" for my series of D&D articles? I just need a cover for the player's manual, which I can then use as the first image for the other articles. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:47, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

The articles are great. How is this cover? The resolution is a bit low but I can fix that later. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
That's beautiful. Thank you! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:14, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

Portal images probably needed

  • Hi, if you want to help, have a look at the new portals. The Portal:Science potato piece is a parody of Wikipedia's Science logo - I spent some time with it and am pretty satisfied it. I thought Portal:Games could have the lower part of a golf club with a potato, maybe so it will get hit the next millisecond, if you can fix that up without too much trouble. Now it has the same image science has, which is uncool and heavy.
  • Also, if you need something imaginary/warped, I have Maya 6.5 Complete myself. If there's an idea that needs 3D stuff I can make some horrors and beauties, within reason. Oh yes and if we want to go the distance: I can even modify some of my finished 3D puppets a bit to fit some running concept you/someone else comes up with. Not much though, they're a lot of work. I have a few male characters with simple clothes, one has a blunderbust-like gun and a nazi-style cropped hair, another is fat and has a wacky hat. Props are easy to add but the characters themselves are slow to make, so I don't want to promise anything more than the use of those characters with slight alterations. All my characters have faces capable of a range of expressions, and are ready to be animated as well. I'm not an ace at the actual animations so I'll just offer them as stills. They look a bit like something out of Shrek. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:03, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
Here are some options:

And thank you for the offer, I have not yet had a project that would require that degree of intensity but if I do I'll come straight to you. Thanks :D --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the images. Golfpotato3 is best - just make the background all white. Then it fits better to where it's going. All are good but I think white background is best for the portal navigation bar, see Portal:Games. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:10, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
No problem. If you have any suggestions for improvement let me know and I'll fix it up. Good work on the portals project, it's looking really good. If you guys need any other pics I'd be happy to give it a try. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:18, 28 May 2009 (UTC)


CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

--T. (talk) 11:48, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

and, doubleplusthanks for

Bobanddoug1 So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty.
~ Todd Lyons

--T. (talk) 19:35, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

No prob, I loved the Untune. If you ever need a female vocalist or guitars on a track gimme a shout. I'm keen to do an audio attempt but haven't found a suitable song to parody. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
You do vocals? I remember that if I ever find a song to write/parody. Parody, I can't write songs from scratch. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:58 28 May 2009
I do indeed. I do serious lyrics but my comedic writing talents are er... limited. Which is why I stick to the potatochopping round here. This is my old band [1]. Its not great but I'm still working on the demos for my new one. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:09, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:11, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanx Dex, glad to see you back :D --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:14, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

So... should definitely join my usergroup, because you're awesome. You would wear the special title of Propagandameister, and be the official go-to for image chopping needs. Would you be interested? Your name's already sufficiently German-sounding. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:15, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Count me in Mein Unfuhrer. Zig Heil! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:18, 28 May 2009 (UTC)
It's actually "Sieg Heil" (hail victory!), silly. I'll add your name to the chart, and talk to Cheddar about making you a rank template, unless you want to handle that last bit yourself. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:29, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
I don't do German, my Dutch is ok though. Kind of. Anyway, its probably best to ask Cheddar, to keep all the templates uniform. Cheese boy has done a good job so I wont interfere. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:35, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Done. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:24,29May,2009

Since you don't make articles...


Snickers is the devil's candy bar


A tasty remote control

...Would you mind making me an image or two? I need some for User:Staircase/Milky Way. One, I would at least like to have with somebody eating a Milky Way bar and maybe throwing/destroying a snickers bar. Also, could you make an image regarding one of its uses, such as a Galaxy, Plunger or Remote? Anything will be appreciated. Staircase CUNt 18:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'll see what I can do. But I don't think it will be this weekend. Probably only by Tuesday. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:08, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Anytime is good for me. Thanks! Staircase CUNt 22:14, 29 May 2009 (UTC)
Here is the remote control pic, I'm still working on the other one. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Couldn't find good pics of people eating a chocolate so how is this instead? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:46, 4 June 2009 (UTC)
Tese are excellent! Thanks, Sonje! I don't know how you do it so well. Staircase CUNt 19:10, 4 June 2009 (UTC)


SavingPrivateElmo I just came by to thank all you.

Because you did something I like to see in this newer generation, and that's appreciating those of us on the wrong side of 50. These days, getting featured isn't as easy as it used to be. Why, back in my day any ol' whippersnapper could throw something together and put it on the front page. Not anymore, not anymore at all. So I am glad to see myself on the front page of the good ol' wiki before I die. I guess its nothing big, but oh well. Anyways, I got to get back to helping Elmo now, so I better get going (he thinks his dresser is trying to kill him again.)

Thank you so much for those pictures! They really pulled this article together.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   17:48, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

It was a pleasure, when are we doing Dr Seuss? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)


Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:08, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Congratapulations Socky, you totally deserve it! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:11, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

You're a potatochopper

Do you think this is fake?


Saberwolf116 01:01, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I am not very good at photoshop, but can pretty safetly assure you that this is a fake.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   01:04, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
If the planes crashed, it would result in an explosion, therefore destroying the camera. Photoshopped. Staircase CUNt 01:09, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Very astute observations Taggy and Steppy. If it was, real the plane in the window view would probably be a toy plane cause it's too small to be so close. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:10, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Also you would be able to see more of the wings. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:18, 2 June 2009 (UTC)


How are you today? Also the real reason I'm here -- well actually there's two, but primarily I'd like to request your votes on the top three. I'd like votes on Sandcastle and Mr McElroyland in particular though because I personally think they really deserve it but yeah, you don't have to obviously, just saying the option is there. I know I'm a horrible diseased whore, sorry. And geuss what! I want a picture. Could you make me a cow with a money motif, I want it to look like the sort of thing a quiz show would use as its logo. Perhaps, in fact maybe it should, include the words "Heard of Cash". Or use more than one cow. I hope this isn't too vague, if it is I can think of what I actually want but yeah. It's for this script, that I'm working on, experimenting with my writing as I've been encouraged to do (rightly so, because the last thing I want is to become stale). Anyway, thanks and Seriously, how ya doing? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:36 2 June 2009

Thanks for voting for Oscar Orian...*sniff*    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   02:52, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
I know I know I know, I'm a horrible person! I no doubt would have but I never got round to reading it. I still have two votes left on the top of May though, and I'll cast them as soon as I've read everything. Sorry, I do feel bad. :( ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:55 2 June 2009
Actually I don't need that picture now. abandoning that particular idea. It was shit anyway. I mean really really shit. and bad. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 05:58 2 June 2009
tl;dr and also... Aaaah! Rape! And also... I'm fine Orian thanks for asking. And also... you can both count on my votes. And also... Woohoo for Socky UoTM! And finally... what was the point of this, what do u ultimately want from me? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:22, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

I Have A Feeling You've Heard This Before...

The three keeblers

The Three Keeblers

But I need a pic. Maybe 2. Hi. I'm LongLiverh3, and I'm new on Der Unwehr. Please respond on my talk page, if you choose to oblige. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.

You're the one I adopted aren't you? You do know about the watchlist don't you? Just click the watch tab and you get told when She's responded. I geuss it's ok to request it differently but it does help to keep the conversation in one place. Other wise you end up with two. :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:54 2 June 2009
Yes, I would kinda prefer to discuss things here. Keeps it all tidy. Also... are you the only one who actually has an actual image request? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:41, 2
Yeah, Im the only one with an image request. Whatever you want, Sonje. Since you're the one everybody asks for pics from, i thought i would go along with the crowd, if you know what i mean... It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. June 2009 (UTC)
Indeed, resistance is futile, etc. So what pic would you like? Unfortunately the naked pics of Orian57 are sold out. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Darnit, I was looking for one of those... but since there is none, I would like a picture of three Keebler Elves singing at a concert, does that sound doable? It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Oh, what? Now you're profitting from my humiliation? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:41 2 June 2009
Yes. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Indenting: use one mote colon than the person you are repling to used. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:43 3 June 2009
I understand completely. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Keebler elves. Sure. Not profiting from your humiliation Orian, profiting from your exhibitionism. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:15, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
This ok? What is it for?--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 16:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
(edit conflict.) That will be perfect. i would also like 1 more of an animated recording studio. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you.
Actually, I'll be good. Thanks. It's Me Bitches! Don't worry, I won't kill you. that there is all this talk on image requests...

Pro sack race

Rossi takes the lead...

Logo potatosack


I felt awkward without having my own. If you are up for it, Staircase and I need a few for Potato Sack Races. If you can, we need one with maybe a few athletic guys hopping with sacks with fadded brand logos on them, similar to Nascar sponsor logos. If you get what I am saying...And maybe an "official" professional Potato Sack Racing logo for the first picture. Think you can help?    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   15:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

For the professional level section? I shall see what I can do. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 15:34, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Yes and the official logo is for the intro.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   15:37, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Will this work? I'm still working on a logo. And tell Stepps I've not forgotten about his request, I'm working on it. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:11, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
And here is a potential logo. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:36, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
Love em both! Excellent work again Sonje! Thank you so much!    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   16:36, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, my princess

Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...
Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:08 June 3 '09


Antdoctor "Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"

Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion.

Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:18, Jun 4

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