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thanks

THANKS --ShabiDOO 20:15, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

YOU'RE WELCOME!
Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:57, 2 June 2012

Thanks for welcoming me.

--ShabiDOO 21:34, June 2, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:59, 2 June 2012
Youz my number one Nigga. --ShabiDOO 22:27, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
THANKS, BRO!
Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:01, 2 June 2012
Props bro!. --ShabiDOO 00:33, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

At the risk of being somewhat clear, maybe

You handled that thing on ban patrol well. Thank you; I couldn't be arsed to do so myself. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:10, 3 June 2012

Thanks! : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:33, 3 June 2012

Philosophy of science

Thanks for the "welcome back" note! I'm glad you think the Philosophy of Science article is in good enough shape to come out of the ICU. Kalidosa (talk) 03:46, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, no problem. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:50, 4 June 2012

Template:India

Thanks. What is margin:auto for? How do I eliminate the margin between the green and orange lines? Spıke ¬ 10:53 4-Jun-12

It centers the template. As for eliminating the margin, I'm not sure yet, but I'll take a look. Also, shouldn't there be a border around the template? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 4 June 2012
(Just a note: margin:auto only centers an element if that element has an explicit width. Another fun CSS quirk. Ahh, good times.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 11:51 (UTC)

It looks fine to me, but if that is how templates are usually done here, go wild. Spıke ¬ 11:03 4-Jun-12

I think I fixed the margin between the colours. Does it look good now? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:18, 4 June 2012

You Minded the Gap with a DIV--but there's got to be a simpler way; all we are trying to do is modify one of the assumptions of the Wikitable. Also, do whatever you want with the font size; as I told you elsewhere, I'm running with a big load of local CSS and a small display. And maybe see if my recent Template:Old computing complies with local conventions. Spıke ¬ 11:17 4-Jun-12

Ideally there should be, but one of the things tables automatically do is add a tiny space in between the boxes. Even if you specify cellspacing, cellpadding and the box's margin as 0px, it'll still be there. And your other template looks fine to me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 4 June 2012
(Another quick note: cellspacing and cellpadding attributes are deprecated for tables in HTML 5 [I think, don't quote me], so those things are supposed to be set with a combination of border-collapse and border-spacing CSS rules.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 11:56 (UTC)

Thanks for the work! Spıke ¬ 11:36 4-Jun-12

You're welcome. : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:37, 4 June 2012

Now comes Template:Medical disclaimer, used in Medical school on VFH. I've made the text a bit more encyclopedic but the formatting doesn't look right (space between lines, lack of a right margin). Want to intervene? Spıke ¬ 11:50 4-Jun-12

I am a spazz

Wow, I have no excuse for that one except that I saw the image was uploaded by Lyrithya, and she edited one of the other entries on VFH, and ...uh, apparently I forgot to check the history. >.< Thanks for not banning me.

Anyway, about {{Taxobox}}: the issue with the image field is that I want it to be able to use just a bare image name in the future, while still being backwards-compatible with [[Image:]], [[File:]] and external-file methods. I think I've got it fixed now. Check it out. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 14:44 (UTC)

I was trying to come up with a way to make it possible to use tables and the likes as well in the {{{image}}} parameter. I couldn't get it to work with #switch and then it hit me, #ifexist could do the job a lot simpler. Thanks for adding that missing } in the end. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:05, 4 June 2012
The blind leading the blind. I think we's got it sussed out, though. I must stop editing and go to sleep. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 16:19 (UTC)
It's only late afternoon where I'm at. Sleep well, Bizzee. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:22, 4 June 2012

I don't know why you did that.

I hate to be an annoying little prick as of right now, but I'm not so sure of why you removed Iwillkillyou333's comment on the forum. Is there any reason as to why you did that? -- UserTalkContributions 02:47, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

It was an accident, obviously. With multiple sections being edited, sometimes edit conflicts fail to, well, conflict, resulting in situations like this one. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:50, 5 June 2012

Amy Winehouse page

Delete the Amy Winehouse page it is utterly vile in every possible way. Uncyclopedia articles are supposed to be funny not just stupid that's all that article was it was just stupid. Why does Amy Winehouse suffer so much abuse from this website when other musicians articles joke about how awesome they are or at least poke fun of them in an affectionate way. The Amy Winehouse article does neither and it is really vicious and not in a funny or even accurate way. It calls all of her music shit, says she was so ugly not even desperate men would fuck her, says that she is a whore a slut deserved to die and makes a joke about her having a miscarriage so thats funny to uncyclopedia is it making jokes about women losing their babies. Why do you want to joke about stuff like that, anyway I vfail to understand why of all the things you could make fun of someone for why would you want to make fun of someone for losing a child?. That's not like Monty Python or Peter Cook actually making cutting jokes towards religion or the establishment the higher ups in society. Wow women who lose babies, great target you went after there those bitches who lose their children annoy me so much bout time someone stuck it to them. Amy Winehouse deserves more she was a huge talent and hugely successful no one thinks of her as a bad singer so many other singers from Alice Cooper to Adele to Mick Jagger all thought she was great, don't try and tell me Love is a Losing Game or Back to Black are not great pieces of music. I fail to see why she should be so persecuted and called a whore and given any credit or due just because she did drugs, who hasn't done drugs Jim Morrison, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie etc. I think this page is misogynistic making jokes about her not being able to have kids her being a whore all just because she did drugs you wouldn't dream of saying that shit about a male singer who did drugs even Sid Vicious who killed someone gets off more lightly from you people than Amy.

Eh, it doesn't look like such a bad page to me. Also, you shouldn't expect there to be any logic behind which article is written favorable towards its subject and which one isn't. They're all written by different people, all with different concepts for what they wanted their article to be like. If you feel strongly about getting this page deleted, however, you can register an account and nominate it on VFD. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 7 June 2012

Answered you on my talkpage (and caught 8 trouts :)

Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:21, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Also, Spike did a great partial rewrite of Quebec, an article I wrote and was featured. Could we nom it again? He really changed it a lot and improved it even more. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:28, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
Well, if you think it's been changed enough to warrant a new nom, feel free to nominate it and let the people decide. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:09, 8 June 2012
Poor fish. : ( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:11, 8 June 2012
TASTY fish! You ever had trout amandine? I sure have. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 9 '12 1:25 (UTC)

Mattsnow's template bug

I can confirm it's an issue on Chrome/Iron/Chromium. If you like, I can take a whack at it; I believe the solution is removing align="center" from the table in {{VFH}}, and adding "margin:0 auto;clear:both;" to the inline style declaration. I can't edit it, though, because ...well, it's sysop-protected. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 8 '12 1:35 (UTC)

I added the margin:auto thingy, though I'm holding off on the clear:both thingy because that would prevent any template appearing beside it altogether. Could you see if it's still doing the overlap thingy? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:03, 8 June 2012
Still overlaps. If you have Windows, I would recommend grabbing IronBrowser portable (from some weird company called SRWare). It is basically Chrome with the branding removed. It doesn't install anything, and is malware-free. Like most browsers, it has a Document Object Model manipulator, meaning you can view the HTML behind a page and fiddle with it; you can open it by hitting F12 (example.)
Not sure why this is an issue in Chrome, and not Opera or Firefox. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 9 '12 1:23 (UTC)

Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches

Further to your change, I'm against categories and templates that tell the reader how to think about what he's just read or is about to read. On a related note, a user called Luigispetpikmin (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups) is creating a new batch of categories that will not help anyone navigate anything but will just clutter up the bottom of pages in order to crack wise about someone else's work. Spıke ¬ 16:57 8-Jun-12

Should those categories get to QVFD? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:03, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)
I am hardly sure my opinion is widespread, or I would have just done it. I thought a better course of action was to bounce it off other people and then talk to the user. Spıke ¬ 17:09 8-Jun-12
The two categories in question are predominantly meant for the user's own article, Glaceau. If a new user had been spamming a couple dim-witted self-made categories and the humour value of the articles he's adding the categories to isn't positively influenced by this, I'd take it upon myself to revert the user and delete the categories. However, if an author creates categories for his own article (and especially if it's a decent article), I don't consider it my place to dictate what categories a writer is allowed to use. If you feel strongly about these categories deserving deletion, however, you're free to nom them on VFD and let the community decide. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:54, 8 June 2012
Hadn't noticed Glaceau until now. I noticed it when he tagged Coca-Cola--on which you evidently agree with me. Spıke ¬ 18:07 8-Jun-12
Yeah, the category was appropriate for the subject, but not for the article itself. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:08, 8 June 2012

El Salvador

Whatcha doing? I don't see a change. Spıke ¬ 18:41 8-Jun-12

I made it so the image on the left side won't force the TOC to the right. It's only an issue if you have a wide screen, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:00, 8 June 2012

Yup, doesn't go halfway there on mine. Shouldn't the code ultimately be in the Table of Contents itself, so they all work that way? Spıke ¬ 20:03 8-Jun-12

That'd be convenient. I wouldn't know how to edit the general code for TOCs, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 8 June 2012

You have an account at Wikipedia?

If so, I'd like to bring your attention to this forum. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteRayquazaOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:28, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

I have one, but I haven't used it in ages. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 9 June 2012

Kerala illustrations

11jun12

I've thrown in another photo (on harthals). Still waiting for a response from Zombie for a shoop for Section 1. Spıke ¬ 15:35 9-Jun-12

Ah, that looks a lot better already. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 9 June 2012

And another one in Politics (pictured) but I was surprised that, on my screen, the second was moved into the next section (the horizontal line going all the way across). Can you butt the two up against one another? Spıke ¬ 11:32 11-Jun-12

Well, toying around with some divs, I might get the images closer together. But they're as butted up as they normally can be. Looks like you just got lucky and the empty space between the thumbnails aligned perfectly with the horizontal line associated with the section header. Because my screen is wider, I don't get the same as you're getting. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 11 June 2012

Templates raping one another

Quote rape
Caught another instance: if you go on the article, do you see it like this too? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:47, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Doesn't do it for me; the quote shortens to avoid crashing into the photo, and I changed the text and Previewed to try several different crash points. Spıke ¬ 16:06 12-Jun-12
Yeah, I don't get it either. What could be causing this? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 12 June 2012
Does anyone realize/has anyone reported that indentation (also bulleted lists) screw up when there is a thumbnail on the left? Spıke ¬ 19:23 13-Jun-12


Yessir, I do. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 21:48 (UTC)

Another one

Template fuck

I just stumbled on another one... At least it seems I am the only one to have this problem. I have Chrome as you can see, my computer is only 4 months old and very good, just ran NORTON pro and cleared the 2 viruses... It happened to me once on Wikipedia though. I mean, is there any specifics on the computer or my settings that could help you solve the problem? It's not like it's that bad to me, but maybe some readers have that too. And now, as you can see, I am a pro at taking screenshots! So 1337! LOL Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:06, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, when I check these pages on Chrome they look normal, so it has to be something in your settings. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 13 June 2012
You're not helping me much here lol, why would it do that on WP also? I never touched the 'my preferences' thing on WP. Or maybe you're talking about my PC's settings? If this is the case, it is hopeless, and I certainly won't go to a PC shop, paying the guy 50 an hour so he can look at this... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:18, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
What if you simply unchecked "screw up photographs" in "My preferences"? Spıke ¬ 19:22 13-Jun-12
I have the answer! The answer is... *tsrk* Yaghba Shadada! *bursts out laughing* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 19:24, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)
Can't find the "screw-ups photographs" option, where is it ?!? And you damn cat, if I ever catch you... Oh fuck, I'm a mouse :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:30, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
Well, maybe it's your browser's settings. This page I found seems to indicate this (though it doesn't offer a solution besides using a different browser). Maybe I'm not getting the problem because I have a different version of Chrome. Hmm... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:31, 13 June 2012
Seriously, to diagnose this bug: (1) locate the Firefox file userContent and temporarily change its name. Then (2) save the page to your hard disk, and edit it, chopping away at the HTML to find the simplest possible code that causes the failure. The thumbnail and the template would be DIVs, and there are ways to command DIVs to overlap if that's what you want, such as custom stuff in userContent. Spıke ¬ 19:34 13-Jun-12
Pudding time! *Eats Matt* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 19:36, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)
But he's using Chrome. And it seems to be something browser-specific. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 13 June 2012
LOL, thanks Sock, I'll read it when I have enough mental energy. I am on "vacation" so I came back to the city. I am helping my uncle, who has a moving business and it is the big rush and his employees are fleeing and I am too much of a merciful guy, so I help him. I like cycling a lot, and can roll at 18mph for 3 or 4 hours, but my upper body is a piece of weak, unenduring crap. I'm just fucking fried and we have 2 other ones tomorrow. (Although you may not care one bit about this, and understandably so. LOL) Do you guys have a "moving period" like us (in June, culminating on the 1st of July, where it is absolute craziness) or are you sane and move year-round? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:05, June 13, 2012 (UTC)

Socky, Spike: I can confirm that Matt's issues occur in the most-recent versions of Chrome/Iron/Chromium (see my comment above), so if you folks aren't seeing them, it's because your browsers are out of date. I think it has to do with Chrome finally stopping support for outdated HTML syntax -- you know, those tag attributes like cellpadding and align which the W3C calls "deprecated". "Deprecated" means "this shit may be supported by some browsers for backwards-compatibility, but it is no longer a standard, so don't count on it." A lot of the templates on this site use deprecated HTML -- see {{Quotation}}, {{VFH}}. And there's no easy way around it, because the current CSS standard doesn't supply proper replacements for those old markup attributes that worked so well. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 21:39 (UTC)

Oh, by the way, I figured out how to fix it. Just replace the code in {{VFH}} with my code. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 23:05 (UTC)
Why does your version have a width of 100%? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:51, 22 June 2012
It...um...doesn't. It has a width of auto. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 22 '12 1:36 (UTC)
I know, I looked at the code. What I mean is that it spans the maximum width on my screen. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:39, 22 June 2012
Something to do with templates
Wow, that's a deal-breaker, huh? I kinda liked the fact that it filled the available space. Ok. Well, I added max-width:820px, which does...basically what it says. It prevents it from expanding beyond 825px side-to-side. What do you think? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 22 '12 17:05 (UTC)
Looks good. Changed {{VFH}} accordingly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:42, 22 June 2012
Cool. I'll see if I can fiddle {{cquote}}. When I tried last week, though, I failed. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 22 '12 19:48 (UTC)
So the overlapping issue with {{VFH}} is fixed then? Also, see if {{cquote}} still overlaps stuff. I changed the deprecated stuff to other stuff. If it still overlaps, the problem probably has something to do with the {| |} tables. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 22 June 2012
Whoops, missed your reply. Yes, {{Cquote}} still overlaps pictures. The bad news (or good news?) is that it's the same way on Wikipedia, so the issue ain't us, it's MediaWiki. I've got a screenshot, but I've apparently misplaced it. (By the way, width and valign are also deprecated in favor of the css properties width and vertical-align.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jun 27 '12 3:35 (UTC)
P.S. Of course the VFH overlap is fixed. I'm the one who came up with the code, remember? >:)

Thanks for voting!

I've been real busy lately, so sorry, I've got no time to make a template. But thanks for voting though! Appreciated and my penis is doing well too, if you're asking. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 15:00, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Protecting something

Hi, could you please put a steel protective cup over {{this template}}? It's used by other "important" templates, so...y'know. Bad idea for stoopids to have access to it. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 15:38 (UTC)

Sorry I was inactive the last couple days. It appears to have been protected by now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 17 June 2012
Yep. Sorry to bug ya. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 23:34 (UTC)
No prob. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 17 June 2012

Hey socky

Thanks again :)

--ShabiDOO 00:39, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Why are your thanks so small? Are you only that little grateful? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 18 June 2012
No...its a case of less is more :) What are you doing up at 4.00? My excuse is the Mediteranian heat.--ShabiDOO 02:15, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Vanity Nonsense

Could I get you to update my wall of shame thingy to include Micheal Jackson? I'd prefer to quietly do it myself but it seems to be protected. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN03:25, 18 Jun

You need to edit Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Optimuschris now, instead of the page itself. But sure, I'll add it for you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:59, 19 June 2012
You're the bestest. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:27, 20 Jun
Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:34, 21 June 2012
Sockey is the super bestest!!! --ShabiDOO 21:59, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

So...You DIDN'T???

So...according to your userpage's category, you DIDN'T fuck my mom in the kitchen last night. I thought she'd fucked just about everybody, including your mom! Well, I gess at least you didn't catch all those existing and newly discovered STD's (such as grueitis, which slowly turns your penis into a grue that eats the rest of you, lol there should be an article on that), but still, the fact that you didn't fuck that hoe...people with morals or principles of any kind (i'm a total asshole and asshat, so i'm here lol) probably shouldn't even be here, but your cool :). Just please fuck moarf people, you'll get around to doing my mom eventually. --BieberAxeKiller (talk) 19:18, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:11, 27 June 2012

Request...

Since we're apparently locking all featured articles from IP edits, could you lock mine? Thanks. Saberwolf116 (talk) 23:51, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

It already is. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:10, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

End of Time

Finish it so I can nominate it on VFH. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:11, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, yes, I've been busy, but I promise I'll make time to create an ending for End of Time (pun totally intended). Already have a pretty solid idea of how to finish it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 27 June 2012

Thanks for moving my images into the category the right way. How do you do it?

FlameHorse

You press "Edit" and add "[[Category:Name of the category you wish the page to be categorized as]]" at the bottom of the page you want to categorize. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 27 June 2012

What

What do you mean I'm not allowed to archive other people's talk pages? But have you seen the size of Skullthumper's talk page? It could be made into three separate archives and still be large! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 22:03, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, it's big. That doesn't give you authority to archive it, though. Besides, he's inactive here, so why would you (or anyone else for that matter) want to post messages on his talkpage? Can't you contact him on Formspring or something? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:08, 28 June 2012
Mattlock, thankfully, the atmosphere of incessant enforcement of unimportant rules and policy has died down on the wiki...and so...if no one cares (and really in this case...no one cares), it's better to do something fun rather than ordering people what to do. You could dance for instance...dance like you've never danced before. --ShabiDOO 22:50, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Reminds me of a song by the Men At Work Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:14, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:52, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!

There's still plenty more room for discussion on my forum page, so come back as quickly as you can. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 22:38, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Content

I see you quickly remove content, but do not add so much content to articles yourself. It is very easy to remove content but more satisfying to add content to articles! Flyingbird (talk) 01:42, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, it's very easy to add content. Watch this: Hitler, Grue, Chuck Norris. Carly Rae Epsen was raped by Pikachu. The issue is that it's much harder to add quality content. If Socky, or any other admin, or the majority of regular users, removes content, it's usually because it falls down on HTBFANJS. I'd suggest you read through that guide and try and work out why something was removed. If there is a particular edit that you are unhappy about, then it's better to raise it civilly and non-confrontationally, and ask what the rationale was for the removal. And this is not my talkpage. --                              Puppy's talk page01:48 13 Jul 01:48, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Hi PuppyOnTheRadio, the reason was given: 'not very funny', which is very subjective! 'Not coherent with the rest of the article', ok, that is more reasonable, although I think too much coherence will work counter productive to satire! And clicking on a 'revert' button is so much easier than typing a story. Cheers. Flyingbird (talk) 01:53, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Was this the Italy edit? If so, I have to admit I agreed with the removal. It could be funny, but in context with a greater whole. It did clash with the remainder of the article. For instance Crossbow is funny, Salvador Dali is funny, and A wizard did it is funny. If you tried to put the three of them together it would clash, and lose the funny from the three of them. Again, this is all subjective, but any QC has an element of subjective. Maybe a new article on Rome would be a more appropriate idea. Create in your user space and then move it to main space. --                              Puppy's talk page02:01 13 Jul 02:01, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
Allright, thanks for your feedback, because of the nuance, that is easier to accept than the blunt removal with insult! It was about [[1]] indeed, a bit inspired by John Cleese et al. Cheers. Flyingbird (talk) 02:05, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

A request

Greetings and salutations Dr. Socktopus. Could you possibly do the following:

  1. Place this line in your <skin>.css file: @import "http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=User:Bizzeebeever/styles/navbox.css&action=raw&ctype=text/css"
  2. Refresh your cache
  3. Visit this page: User:Bizzeebeever/Template

If you do, you will see what SPIKE and I were cooking up. (Pardon the color scheme, I know it is quite vomit-inducing.) We have just two problems:

  1. That css code, which was lifted directly from wikipedia's Common.css, would need to be in the site-wide css file in order for it to work for everybody.
  2. There already exists a {{Navbox}} (which you modified). However, that navbox is a bit out-of-date, and doesn't have all the fun features and simplicity we need.

Would it be impossible for us to overwrite the old Navbox with our new navbox (from wikipedia, slightly modified), and to have someone put this code in the site css file? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 14 '12 12:08 (UTC)

Given my vague memory of all the changes I had to do to make the template actually work on Uncyclopedia, I have my doubts on how "simple" a job it'll be. But if you've tested your own version of the template and are confident it'll work, go ahead and replace mine with it. However, before you do that, could you alter {{Science fiction}} so it'll work with your new version of the template? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:01, 15 July 2012

Sure. The thing is, it won't actually work unless those css rules have been added to the site css. If it was just a matter of dropping the new code in there, I would have ...y'know, stomped right over to {{Navbox}} and crammed my changes in there. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 3:14 (UTC)

The code's where you want it now (I think). Also, {{Science fiction}} suddenly has smaller text and a double border. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 15 July 2012

Thank you sir! I'll take care of that, straight-away. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 3:36 (UTC)

Does it look good so far? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 4:02 (UTC)

Aside from your last edit to {{Science fiction}} making the lists super-wide, yes. Maybe you should add some max-width or overflow value somewhere. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:06, 15 July 2012

Fuck-damnit. You using Chrome? Either way, I thought they patched that with the MediaWiki upgrade. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 4:09 (UTC)

Firefox, actually. Though I can check on Chrome too, if you want. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:10, 15 July 2012
Yup, it also does it on Chrome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:16, 15 July 2012

The problem with the nasty li'l blighter is the .hlist class. It turns lists into horizontally-laid-out things. Unfortunately, MediaWiki < 1.20 returns the html as follows:

<li>
list-item here</li><li>
list-item here</li><li>
<!-- and so on. -->

As you can see, that blows up in some browsers because of the .hlist li rule (or some such): white-space: nowrap. Version 1.20 puts the line break between the elements. This is my best guess, anyway, comparing our version with wikipedia's. There are two ways to fix it: 1) comment out the line in Common.css where it says .hlist li { ... white-space: nowrap ... }, or 2) just use bullet lists. Horizontal lists are simpler, but...

Anyway, I changed {{Scifi}} back to the old bullet list. Fixed now.

TL;DR: fixed now. #BlameWikia. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 4:25 (UTC)

The way you're using the terms "bullet lists" and "horizontal lists" seems a bit counterintuitive...
But anyway, all I need to do to make the hlist thing work correctly is to remove the white-space: nowrap line in MediaWiki:Common.css, correct? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:36, 15 July 2012
The line is mentioned several times, though. Should I remove it everywhere or could it be useful in some cases? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:41, 15 July 2012
You would just want to comment out the white-space: nowrap; line under the .navbox .hlist li { rule. All the others are ...rather important, I presume. And it's really not necessary. The bug only shows up when you try to use the .hlist class, instead of using the good old {{·}} template. (That's what I meant by a "bulleted list", by the way.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 4:50 (UTC)
Ah, okay. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:54, 15 July 2012

Also, Jesus Christ, sorry to bother you while you were cleaning up after that turd burglar. I didn't even notice it on RC. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 4:30 (UTC)

It wasn't that much of a problem, really. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 15 July 2012

Retro week

Socky how are you? Still awake? Theres something about me, everytime im in belgium, that brings me to my natural rythm of sleeping in the day and doing stuff at night. I think its the calcium in the water and the re-used oil in the frituurs!

Could you add "last chance" or something like that to the site notice.

Also if you feel like helping me out, I need to copy all the nominated articles into the vote mockup here--ShabiDOO 04:55, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, I should really go to bed now. I'd add "last chance" somewhere, but it doesn't really fit with what's already there when I say it in my head. It's kinda implied by the current message already anyway. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:13, 15 July 2012

If you're still around

Could you look at this? I don't wanna start going through a revert war over it.                               Puppy's talk page05:34 15 Jul

Never mind. Frosty got it.                               Puppy's talk page06:40 15 Jul

Voting for retro week

Socky, could you please protect the nomination page and change the notice and link it to the voting page. It would really be lovely of you if you did my sweety. --ShabiDOO 00:26, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Looks like someone beat me to it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 16 July 2012

Just out of curiosity...

Do you edit the Dutch uncyclopedia? Saberwolf116 (talk) 01:51, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hardly ever. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:04, 16 July 2012

Features

Socky...could you please put Fire Hydrant in the feature cue (to switch over in 2 hours and 15 minutes?) And if you aren't too busy could you also put the next two features the following days so I don't have to go around bugging admins:

Please :) :) :) It would be very appreciated. Can you feel the sun reaching your soul? --ShabiDOO 21:46, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... but Xamralco already refeatured them. So are you asking me to repeat his actions and make these articles triple-featured? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 23 July 2012
Couldn't we quadruple feature them? --ShabiDOO 00:55, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
Sure. But why stop there? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:11, 24 July 2012

Glad to see you're back on!

The IP sig was cool though lol. Do you know if everyone reintegrated the asylum? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:55, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

It looks it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:05, 26 July 2012

Just noticed

Cquote1 I self-disqualified it from the PLS, I self-againsted on its VFH nom and now I'm self-closing the nom. Cquote2

If they gave awards for humility, you would probably decline it. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Unless if there was a big pile of prize money involved. : )  Which I would all spend on Third World aid, of course. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:12, 26 July 2012
Yeah, I was wondering if anyone had noticed that. Thanks for the heads-up. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:14, 26 July 2012

A call to arms!

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:07, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

VFH problems

Just thought I'd point out that vfh articles have lost the voting option. Seems the only way you can vote is to directly edit the vfh page.

Maybe this is intentional (?) if so please ignore my annoying comments. Everyone else does. --Lantash (talk) 20:29, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Pretty sure that isn't intentional. You can probably blame Wikia for this. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:55, 27 July 2012

Turn over on VFH

Don't forget that today is the last day of the RETRO WEEK. So the can be taken down any time now and some admin will have to put an article in the que as the changeover is soonish. --ShabiDOO 18:48, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

Aleinsss

A quick rant during the Olympics:

Why the hell is China beating all the others? I looked down Belgium and it is way at the bottom, and Australia fell to 11th! Last Olympiad the Australian team were second! Did all the underage gymnasts became legal age or something? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:44, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Well, one factor would be the size of their population. With a huge population, you'd be more likely to have world class athletes in multiple disciplines. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:56, 8 August 2012
Right, cuz lookit India and Brazil and Maylasia, with their metric fucktonne of gold medals, and on the other hand, tiny, poor countries like Kazakhstan have zippo.


...wait... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 9 '12 7:32 (UTC)
I never said it was the only factor. 8 out of 10 of the best performing countries are listed in the top 25 of most populous nations, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 9 August 2012
Yeah, but I think population size is not anywhere near as important to a country's Olympic success as (1) the emphasis they place on Olympic competition, and (2) how well-funded their sports are. As an example of #1, just look at the vast disparity between China and India, with their comparatively-sized populations. Also, look at the historical successes of Jamaica, Kenya, Kazakhstan and Romania in their niches of sprinting, long-distance running, weightlifting and gymnastics, respectively, despite their small size and low GDPs. Now, #2 is close to impossible to prove, but it seems logical. Any country that has at least a couple million inhabitants probably has more than a few decent athletes. But if those athletes don't have the resources to train in their best sports for years and years, they'll never make it to the Olympics. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Aug 10 '12 3:46 (UTC)
Oh, and I forgot to mention that nobody asked me. And also this isn't my talk page. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Aug 10 '12 3:52 (UTC)
Well, obviously. A nation that attaches great importance to sport and invests a great deal of money in creating and supporting a climate in which athletes are idolized and encouraged to train their skills to be at an almost superhuman level will have better athletes and thus a better chance at winning gold medals. The point I was making earlier is merely that without a big population, your chances of performing extremely well (i.e. well enough to have a chance at winning a gold medal) in many different disciplines are pretty slim. Jamaica, for example, has great runners, but that's pretty much it. Belgium has had world-class female tennis players for decades, but that's pretty much all we excel at. Being good in one sport isn't gonna get you in the top ten of most gold medals. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:52, 11 August 2012
I guess so, although I will note that Hungary, with a smaller population than Belgium, ranks in the top 10, and has medals in judo, wrestling, fencing, swimming, gymnastics, track and field, and (I am not making this sport up) "canoe sprinting." For shame, Belgium. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Aug 11 '12 10:24 (UTC)

Jessux blowing bejexxis

Are you aware of this? Aleister 18:00 8-7-'012

I wasn't until the moment I clicked your link. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:46, 8 August 2012

iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:50, Aug 15

Your soul is rooted in the flemish soil

So...maybe you could explain why there is never any happy inbetween? Two weeks of rainy coldness and now a week of burning radiowaves and jungle steam. There must be a metaphysical explanation behind this. Isn't there? --ShabiDOO 07:05, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

There undoubtedly is and due to its metaphysical nature we as mere mortals will no doubt be unable to sufficiently grasp it for it to make sense to us. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 19 August 2012
But the beer and chocolate and fries and witloof caserole make up for it. ¿No? --ShabiDOO 20:40, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
Chocolate and fries, sure. For some reason I find witloof and most kinds of beer rather distasteful. Vodka and whiskey, on the other hand, taste wonderful to me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 19 August 2012

Boobs?

MA CHE DICI BOOBS E' UNA PAROLA SCEMA E PURE SBAGLIATA. SIGNIFICA BOBS CHE VUOL DIRE BOB CHE VUOL DIRE ROBERT. INSOMMA QUELLA LI C'HA DUE ROBERTI. HAI SBAGLIATO: IN ITALIA C'E' GIORGIO FALETTI CHE FACEVA LE COMMEDIE DELLA COGNATA CHE C'HA DUE ROBERTI MA ERANO LE CHIAPPE. IN ITALIA SI DICE TETTE, POPPE, POCCE, PUPPAPPERA MA NON BOBS-ROBERTO. HAHAAHAHAH. ITALIANO STYLE MAFIA COLPISCE ANCORA. W IL CRAPPOLIO! --Faggolio (talk) 03:38, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

I'm sure what you just said was very funny, but I didn't understand a word of it. Well, besides the "BOOBS" part. Mmm, boobs... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:39, 6 September 2012

September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:06, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm away for two weeks and I didn't get any new messages? : /
Many thanks to RAHB for reverting the vandalism though. : D Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:25, 1 October 2012

9-11 according to a 5 year old

I tried to leave a note on this page regarding the fact that I thought it was hard to read. I asked for somebody to clean it up for me, because I thought that I, being a Grammar Nazi, would overdo it. But the edit filter wouldn't let me put it there. Any help?

I'm pretty sure one of the jokes is that 5 year olds can't spell, but if there's a typo in there that really bothers you, feel free to mention it to me and I'll look into it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 10 October 2012

Quick question for you

So I've recently noticed that if you enter certain usernames into the search bar, if the username is the same or similar to an article, it will just automatically send you to the article, even if you type User:"fillintheblank" exactly the way it's supposed to be. Is there any way you know to get around that? I know that it seems like a silly thing, but especially on mobile, it basically makes it really difficult to visit certain userpages. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:15, October 11, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, you mean it ignores the "user:" bit? Well, the drop down thingy will normally give you a link to the userpage. But if that doesn't work on your mobile, I guess in that case editing your url bar is the easiest way to reach the userpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:21, 11 October 2012
Man, I was afraid you'd say that. For this one particular page I'm trying to get to, clicking the selections on the drop down arrow thingy doesn't even work. I was wondering if you knew anything about the coding side of things, or if it was some kind of bug. I have no problem typing in the address bar, but I was kind of doing a special project in the theme of Halloween and well the project relies on people being able to access a userpage. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 02:29, October 11, 2012 (UTC)


Angry, misogynistic, irrational rant

You fucker! I'm away for two months and I get no vandalism from you? No messages? No teary-eyed, heart-rending cries to the gods asking for the dead to be returned to their rightful liveliness? Seriously, fuck you and all you stand for, you suck, I hate you, go die in a fire. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 12 '12 2:26 (UTC)

Oh, P.S. you're probably a chick and that's why you aren't funny. You know, because your boobs get in the way. There. Truth in advertising, regarding the headline. Almost forgitted it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Oct 12 '12 2:26 (UTC)
Haha, I know how you feel, Bizzee. I left for 2 weeks and no one left a message on my talkpage. :'( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:48, 12 October 2012

Thank you

Glorious Sir Socky, for voting for my Lasagne article. Now, this seems a little late, but I got too busy smoking weed(very important) so yeah, no fancy template. Sorry man. But seriously, thanks for voting. Now, I deduce from your profile that you happen to be someone who adores the admiration of sexual fantasies so here's a picture of a shemale for you. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 01:30, October 13, 2012 (UTC)


Hi

Hi. A (Ruins)01:48 21 November 2012

Hello. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:49, 21 November 2012
I don't have an image of two chickens fucking, so just imagine it in your mind's eye. Hi! How are ya? Welcome back. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Nov 21 '12 2:21 (UTC)
I'm imagining them to be two lesbian chickens winging each other. And I'm good, thanks. : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:26, 21 November 2012
Mmmm, chicken. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Nov 21 '12 2:28 (UTC)
Mmmm indeed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:43, 21 November 2012

I knew it.

Belgium does not exist. If you are in Belgium, you also do not exist, as Belgium is a non-existent place, and a real person cannot exist in a non-existent place. However, from all indications, you do exist. Therefore, you cannot be in Belgium. WHO ARE YOU REALLY??? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 7:26 (UTC)

Clearly you haven't read http://zapatopi.net/belgium/ thoroughly enough. Belgium exists as an underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland, and I'm the mastermind behind it all! MUAHAHAHA!! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:18, 30 November 2012
Only in your mind's virtually-realized eye... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Nov 30 '12 7:19 (UTC)

days later...

I say, how are you today, good sir? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Dec 10 '12 15:48 (UTC)

Its -1ºC today

And I couldn't help but think that it must be -30ºC in Belgium. Has your house frozen solid yet? --ShabiDOO 18:33, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Socky....

....where did you go?????

Socky....

....will we see you again?

Socky....

....remember the time that....

Aleister 11:30 16decemb12
...I returned to Uncyclopedia? Yeah, good times. : ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 26 December 2012
Don't tease us like that, sir. I, for one, cannot handle being teased. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 26 '12 20:47 (UTC)
Is that the image of He-Man fapping? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:52, 26 December 2012
No, sir, it is not. I would never do that. I have respect for other gentlemen who do not enjoy looking at cocks, as I am one myself. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Dec 26 '12 20:57 (UTC)
Thank God, I thought I was the only one left. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 26 December 2012

Vote vote vlote vfet vote vluote vote vat?

{{NSFW}} The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleister in Chains (talk • contribs)

You're aware that you gave me no indication of where it is you want me to vote, right? Not that I don't know, but not everyone is as clairvoyant as I am. ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:08, 27 December 2012

I thank you, good sir

Good scissors Murder Frog has awarded you a pair of scissors!
Now go run around with them.

You are hereby thanked through a gift of black and white scissors for your vote on VFH for Jim Morrison. --Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 01:40, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

UnNews:Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa‎‎

Socky, I consider it nothing but positive for everyone on Earth to be familiar with both source documents in this UnNews (the Bill of Rights and the "principles" of Kwanzaa)--but still believe that including them in the UnNews is advocacy not humor. I pursue advocacy elsewhere. Now that we are on a personal talk page, I quibble further that advocacy of gun rights does not equal advocacy of gunplay, but advocacy of uncertainty in the mind of the criminal, with which massacres like the one in Newtown might be prevented. They cannot be remedied--not in time. Spıke ¬ 00:46 5-Jan-13

I'll readily admit that including links to said source documents does not constitute humour in any readily conceivable way. How you derive that it is advocacy is lost on me though. The larger part of the international community will not be intimately familiar with the contents of said documents, therefore it is merely convenient for the larger part of our potential readership that links are provided so they can check out the exact contents of what the fictional red neck in the article is referencing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:58, 5 January 2013
Well, rereading this UnNews in its entirety, it is all ridicule of a stereotype and no cleverness. Debating the links is sort of like wrestling what frosting this crap-cake will have. Spıke ¬ 01:03 5-Jan-13
True, but "cleverness" isn't a requirement for "funniness", though the original-ness of the humour involved in ridicule can be debated. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:11, 5 January 2013
Sure it is. Flogging a stereotype with no cleverness is merely "churlishness." A redneck, a homosexual, a black man, is not inherently funny unless someone somewhere tells a joke. Spıke ¬ 01:15 5-Jan-13
As for how such massacres can be avoided, while I grant that giving (almost) everybody guns would make potential perpetrators more wary and potentially prevent or restrict the occurrence of said massacres, it cannot be denied this would also likely increase the number of deaths by firearms that occur through other, more minor incidents, including mere accidents. But in my opinion, advocating more guns as a solution is simply missing the point that less guns, or more precisely, less lethal weapons and more less-lethal weapons is a far better solution. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 5 January 2013

First of all, there's no "advocacy" here. The Bill of Rights and the Principles of Kwanzaa are linked because those are the source of inspiration. As for the cleverness, the joke is derived from the stereotypes. This is the stereotypical white redneck who is undereducated and who literally doesn't know about or care about the Constitution beyond his guns. Yet, he somehow knows some of the principles of Kwanzaa - in their original Swahili, mind you - and cherry-picks the only ones he thinks matter, just like with the Bill of Rights.

When most educated people don't even know the least bit nor care about the almost obscure cultural holiday of Kwanzaa. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:21, Jan. 5, 2013

Also, all this discussion about the IP's vandalism and SPIKE's idea of helping is moot, because Uncyclopedia has now moved to a new location. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:23, Jan. 5, 2013
It's moved? Put Uncyclopedia in the search engine and see what you get. The other site seems quite good, very nice energy, and has a great and very principled press release - although not the best journalistically speaking, you've got to write a press release like a news item. I like the site, it's this one and you really can't tell the difference - and the code works for the most part, some funny glitches. But until that site pops up number one on the search engines and takes you right there when you put "uncy" into the box, this is Uncyclopedia. And it's Uncyclopedia's 8th birthday. Happy Birthday to both of the sites!!! Aleister 1:36 Uncy's Birthday '13
Search engines do not dictate reality, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 5 January 2013
I would hope not. They'd put us all in camps. Aleister 1:48 Happy Birthdays '13

VFH

One of your articles is now on it. --Mn-z 20:19, January 14, 2013 (UTC)

Accusations of Navelism

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/Press_Room#Regarding_the_Accusation_of_Navelism_in_UnNews my reply for unsignpost (assuming its still active) --Mn-z 18:03, January 10, 2013 (UTC)

Hey

I can't work out if that was an apology for making an assumption or not. Either way, could you please restore the classic version of that page on the fork site? I'm actually being genuine - the more I read that version i wrote the less I like it. It's well short of a feature, and I'm not going to be able to improve it, and the previous one had it's charms. Just saw edit summery. I don't know why I even bother assuming good faith any more. Good to see yet another friend fucking me over.                               Puppy's talk page10:03 19 Jan

Hey man, don't take this the wrong way. All I meant with that last bit in the edit summary is that I considered it possible that you weren't being genuine. And considering that, at least at first glance, the version you were 'restoring' seemed exponentially worse than what you'd written, that didn't seem like the least plausible scenario. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 19 January 2013
That's the rationale behind the rewrite initially. I just appear to have lost the capacity to write goodly English funniness.                               Puppy's talk page01:36 19 Jan

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