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Steve Says Boom!

As of right now, there's a article based on this video of Steve Balmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

However, I have tried to even the score, and I tried to create a similar article based on this video of Steve Jobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y

I'm having trouble creating an article based on the Steve Jobs video. There is a very early proto-article here: User:DarkArcher25/Boom!

Do you have any ideas/suggestions for making the developers go boom? If not, do you know anybody who can help?

The Dark Archer was here 20:32, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well, to make a decent article about Steve Jobs that uses "Boom!" to make fun of him, I'd probably start by writing a quasi-serious article about him with some witty prose and then insert "Boom!" as a reference wherever it's appropriate and I'd probably alternate that with some other phrases he often uses. For example: Steve Jobs often boasts about the how instantly his technology works.[1] It's fast[2], high-speed[3] and instantaneous.[4]
  1. He cleverly describes this using the word "Boom!"
  2. Boom!
  3. Boom!
  4. Boom!
Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 10 August 2010

Oh, Congrats!

Tis a might fine first solo feature! --Matfen 21:41, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

I will be sad when it's taken down, the page looks great like that. Let's distract all the admins, and while their backs are turned a code genius can set this up as the permanent main page. That would be something to write Holmes about. Aleister 21:47 10 8
Thanks guys. And that's a great idea you've got there, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 10 August 2010
If Holmes was living in 2010 you'd think he would be a bit of a code geek, wouldn't you? —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:30 10 August 2010]
Or at least a Doctor Who fan. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 10 August 2010
Shh! It might hear!! —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:36 10 August 2010]
"He uses div and span coding regularly, which shows he's either very good at HTML or very good at copy and paste. Either way, he knows what means what, and that means he's very familiar with computing. But look, there's an unclosed span tag, which shows he's rather sloppy, substantiated by numerous typos and later corrections. His contributions history indicates relative newness to the site, but he has a Wikipedia account dating back to 2005, so he's been at this for a while. Judging by his contributions, though, he's a frequent nuisance—vandalising, blanking, cyberbullying; mind you, John, he does it with standards-compliant coding, which I absolutely admire—I would be standards-compliant if I didn't love the marquee tag so much. Anyway, checkuser reveals IP addresses near Alabama, Florida, Georgia. All of this means, John, that this man committed the kidnapping for ransom of Jimmy Wales."
Yeah, something like that. (Not me, by the way—deductions about me may be found on my userpage) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:46 10 Aug 2010]
Also, YTTE, have you seen the new BBC modernised Sherlock thing? He's a texter and borderline technopath in that. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:50 10 Aug 2010]
Congrats Socky, tis most definitely a mighty fine feature you have there! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:53, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Sonje! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 10 August 2010

Ah, now we get to what I was going to actually discuss

So I was updating the Doctor's sidebar image (no, not the infobox one, but the one a bit further down with all twenty-something doctors in a straight line), but it won't work for me. Do you see a picture of Matt Smith with a hat and scarf after Tennant's Casanova? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:46 10 Aug 2010]

It doesn't seem to have updated. Maybe reverting and reuploading the new version will do the trick. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 10 August 2010
Yup, I can see it now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 10 August 2010
Why yes indeed, that did the trick. Thanks for the tip! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:59 10 Aug 2010]

Remember that one time...

You wanted me to record your UnTune about shit? Well my hatred for Miley Cyrus and my banishment to Africa put a halt on that but I am now at this very moment able to at last record it for you. It will probably be fairly shit, but it seems that that is the general theme of the song and most of her discography to be perfectly honest. Anyway, I have appropriated a mic and the neccesary software and a karaoke track. We may begin if it pleases you to do so. Are the lyrics still to your satisfaction? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:44, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

That's great to hear, Sonje! I'm sufficiently pleased with the current lyrics (I recently made some minor changes) but if there's some minor change you'd like to make because it sounds better that way, feel free to do so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 11 August 2010
Excellent. I shall now listen to that awful song on repeat for a bit so that I may accomplish this task with some degree of authenticity. The horror! Should be fun though. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:06, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
I wish you luck. You're gonna need it. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 11 August 2010
Oh dear lord Socky, I'm in the process of uploading that abomination. Please never ever make me do anything Miley Cyrus related ever again. I'm sure a little part of me died inside. Also, It was very very difficult not to burst out laughing everytime I had to sing "You make me shit myself". My mic is a bit shit so it's not the greatest quality but whatever. Let me know if you are happy with it. I'll keep the files in case you want some changes. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:17, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, it's up: File:7 Shits.mp3. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:20, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
It's finally recorded! It sounds great, Sonje! And I think I should mention you have a sexy voice. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:40, 11 August 2010
Are you sure you don't want to do anything Miley Cyrus related again? I was just thinking about "UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music)". Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 11 August 2010
Ha! I think the subject matter voided it of sexiness but thanks. Are you some kind of Miley fanboy :P It was actually quite fun so if you write it, I'll try to record it. I don't actually know much Miley so what would that be a parody of? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:55, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Miley fanboy? Nope. It'd be a parody of "Can't Be Tamed", watch at your own risk. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:07, 11 August 2010
Ok, let's go for it. Let me know when you get started and I'll try to help with the lyrics. As you know my writing credentials are rather flaky but it's worth a try. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:15, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
I was initially just joking, but now I'm already making up parody lyrics. Lol, the irony. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 11 August 2010
I just walk right into these things don't I? Oh well, here it goes. Soon we'll be a Miley Tribute Act. Please kill me swiftly should that become an actual possibilty. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

LensFlareMadness.png

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:50 11 Aug 2010]

Even though the text on your image is almost impossible to read because of the excessive lens flare, I still added "Category:Text Images" to it. Just to spite you. Ha! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 11 August 2010

Right back at youEXTERMINATE!

Thanks for voting for and goodness me nominating Dalek! Trust me, I was most flattered! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:08 11 Aug 2010]

There is but one appropriate response to this: EX-TER-MI-NATE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 11 August 2010
I knew it! You aren't a sockpuppet of an unregistered user—you're the sockpuppet of a Dalek! So tell me, how do you type so quickly with a plunger and a ray gun without destroying the keyboard first? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:32 11 Aug 2010]
I use my eye to type, obviously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 11 August 2010
Surely you use that for stalking—or, more accurately, eyestalking? [gets exterminated] MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:36 11 Aug 2010]
Well, of course. [travels back in time to exterminate MacMania while he is still typing his next message] Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 11 August 2010

Did you know that Sam Adams Utopia is 27% alcohol by volume?

Thanks for the help. I've been drinking again and must have hit the forward slash instead of the back slash. Thanks again for catching that. I'll QVFD the other page. --John Lydon 01:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Edit - Never mind. Looks like you beat me to it. Also time to consider archiving there Socky. --John Lydon 01:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, that must've been Andorin. I might archive some stuff in the near future. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:38, 12 August 2010

What the

What are you?--Slicky 01:55, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

The sockpuppet of an unregistered user. Obviously. (And not me, either.) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:56 12 Aug 2010]
What he said. Why did you edit someone else's message? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:57, 12 August 2010

Actually it can also say "Log in to edit" you know.--Slicky 01:58, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

How about you add a message in that section saying that, instead of hiding secret messages in someone else's comment. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:02, 12 August 2010
Oh, wait. Are you that IP that made the initial comment? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 12 August 2010

Template archiving

I believe BUTT POOP!!!! is the only template that was deleted after its hacking up by MadMax. If I was a bit more energetic, I might be tempted to argue that point, but I'm not and we have had enough BUTT DRAMA!!!!. --Mn-z 02:19, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure how Mordillo was planning to prevent additional drama by deleting it again, but I'm not going to argue that point either. We might be able to get it back through more legitimate means anyway. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:41, 12 August 2010
What is missing here is a reverting of VFD, like a RVFD vote. There are a few pages I know of which need that, one about an "Unhuffable Kitten", this BUTT POOP thing (mainly because of VFG). And don't you have a couple other ones Mn? Something related to Tails if I remember right. Aleister 2:46 12 8
Tails the Straight is still in mainspace. Perhaps you were thinking about Sonic the Preggo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:48, 12 August 2010
On a more serious note, does anyone else think its a bit ironic that a template parodying the fact that templates are effectively deletion-proof was deleted? Just sayin'. --Mn-z 22:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
And the fact that some users are lobbying for its recreation adds to the irony. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 12 August 2010

FUCK YOU!

--Roman Dog Bird 02:24, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Always nice to see you, RDB. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:42, 12 August 2010
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Roman Dog Bird 21:13, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:18, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Zombie Bettie Page Hi-ya! I'M A COCKSOCKING WHITE BITCH Zombie Bettie Page 21:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hoped this would be serviceable

DWFlyingBus

Frankly the whole thing's a bit ridiculous, although it would resolve the traffic situation round those parts.

Is it? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:13 12 Aug 2010]

Another image I could use! Thanks, MacMania! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:15, 12 August 2010

Yeah

Teh Hands

But i got a picture of gloves here.--Slicky 03:37, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

But they look so spooky. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:42, 12 August 2010
No they don't.--Slicky 03:43, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
They don't? Well, if you say so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:45, 12 August 2010

Template:New page test‎

Good change. Now, can the comments themselves be coded so that they don't deposit themselves into the submitted story? Seeing the same text in every article's source code ticks me off just like that carriage-return struck you. Spıke ¬ 13:30 12-Aug-10

Well, unless you just remove the directions inside the <!-- --> things, the next best thing would be to put "Please remove this hidden text when you've finished writing your UnNews." or something similar between those <!-- --> things, so people will be more prone to remove it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 12 August 2010

Already says something like that. Everyone ignores it. Oh well. Spıke ¬ 17:26 12-Aug-10

Just read Elfen Lied

/cuts wrist, tiptoes out of room, makes it to the door before collapsing and exploding

Reading Elfen Lied, are we? It's not without danger. I still need some pictures for a couple characters, though. Like Mariko's explosion. If there's an image that's not showing up, it's probably Wikia's image servers' fault. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 13 August 2010

Pre-Thanks!

Hey, Socky! Thanks for the vote. As of recently, I have adopted the policy of "just-in-case/making-it-easier-for-me" when it comes to thanking people for voting. So the lucky fellow in the sock doesn't just get another generic if my article wins, and you get thanked even if it doesn't! What could be better? Well, I don't have to dispatch a load of templates if I win. Anywho, if my article goes on to be featured: Thanks for helping feature Why?:I'm In court, Mum.; If the before mentioned article is not featured then please consider the following: Sod you! That is all. Thanks. :) —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:01 14 August 2010]

So are you going to customize this message so you can use it every time someone votes? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 14 August 2010
Yeh copy-'n'-paste and then just customise a little. But it's good I think, because I just do it as people vote. No big round of template-handing-out at the end, you know? —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:36 14 August 2010]

Why is Daeg in "Shcool" Dictionary?

Hey, Socky! You asked me why Daeg Faerch was in the "Shcool" Dictionary. Here's the long-awaited answer: Just to be random. He he. And give a great actor some exposure. I just wanted to add my own personal touch to the image. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 17:24, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ah! I suspected it might've been something like that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 14 August 2010

YOU!!

Clickity click

I think the bottled sea life symbolizes dinner and the girl symbolizes the girl who left you just sitting there at that Japanese restaurant. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:34, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

It's like tentacle rape disguised as art. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:11, 16 August 2010
I'm honestly impressed that she is that good on wood. I wish she was on my wood. Wait, I'm a married man! What am I saying!? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
You're married? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 16 August 2010
Is that so hard to believe? Maybe I found somebody who makes me happy?! MAYBE THAT PERSON LOVES ME LIKE YOU NEVER COULD?!? But no, I'm not married. Thanks for making me cry. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Good luck with getting married, Dexter. Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 16 August 2010

Niggers stole my page

I've put a copy in your userspace as you requested due to it failing VFD. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Rabbi. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:16, 16 August 2010
Kill the rabbi, kill the rabbi.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
lulwut? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 16 August 2010
Kohl (the) rabbi! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock, might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:23, Aug 16
I will do it with my spear and magic helmet.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Bring me Chekhov's gun! No, not Pavel Chekov's phaser, you imbecile!

Thanks for voting for Chekhov's gun! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[17:07 16 Aug 2010]

A gun? Does this mean I get to shoot you in the final chapter? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:36, 16 August 2010
But you already said I'd be ex-ter-mi-nated while I was typing this. Hey, wait a minute— The preceding unsigned comment was added by MacMania (talk • contribs)
Ah, yes. That reminds me. [travels back in time to prevent MacMania from inserting his sig in the previous comment.] Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:23, 18 August 2010

Hello Kind Sir.

I noticed an against vote of yours on my page named Beige. You mentioned that the menu was not beige, and I didn't have a clue on how to change that. Well, I found out how, changed it, and because I'm a dirty, filthy article slut, would really really appreciate your Symbol for vote For. vote on VFH. I've put more work into than my other features, honest! And I'm pretty sure it's boring enough for an Uncyclopedia article, so what do we have to lose, eh? Also, I'm in the mob.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:00, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll definitely change my vote now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:29, 17 August 2010
As the Don of Uncyc's mafia I can confirm that mrthejazz is not in the mob, I'm afraid. —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:35 17 August 2010]

And we're back after that brief interruption with an ありがとうございます

Thanks again for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:57 17 Aug 2010]

Russo-Japanese Thanks

Something something

You're no fun you know that? Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 22:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Reverted edit(s) of Wild at Heart (talk) to last version by whoever edited this previously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 19 August 2010
You know, I don't think that you did. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:55, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 19 August 2010
Well, certainly not edits to this page itself. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:28, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I'm quite happy he didn't vandalize my talkpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 19 August 2010
Vandalise your talk page? Who would EVER do that? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:32, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

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AW! CUTE LITTLE ELEPHANTS! Thanks there, Dexter. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 19 August 2010

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Nice images, 92.1.181.180. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 19 August 2010
So cute. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Vote4This

Vote for HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes! Here's the link:

Uncyclopedia:VFH

DO IT NOW! Reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:19, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

Oh god, lucky you linked that. I'd never heard of VFH before...wouldn't have known how to get there. Also hah. Whore. —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:31 20 August 2010]
Nice article, but not a feature in my opinion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 20 August 2010

Joyeux Noel

caef224128a08122eb237010.L._SL300_AA120_.jpg Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty!
Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.
--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:44, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Merry Christmas to you too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:03, 21 August 2010

Ready to re-kick-start this?

Can you remember the various involved parties? I'm guessing we're going to have to find a few new writers. Especially since people like Hv are gone. —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:35 20 August 2010]

And SysRq has been gone for a while too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:07, 21 August 2010
Yes, indeed. So we need to body-bag up the old users, ship them out and get some fresh blood in to replace them. —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:45 21 August 2010]

Thanks...

For the vote on Propaganda:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:03 24 Aug 2010]

Now that is one hellavua template! —BASTARD WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:57 24 August 2010]
After writing that template, I think that this "green MAD" concept could be a whole article by itself. I'm too lazy to do it, though ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:08 25 Aug 2010]

I wounder what's for dinner

YOU DARE BRING DINNER BLASTERS TO MY ARTICLE. YOU MUST....YOU MUST....eh i got nothing. I just think it was a good move o.o... and tell you that your pingas is showing... --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:33, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

My pingas? How disturbing! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 25 August 2010
Well....are you gonna put that thing away...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:05, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe later. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:46, 25 August 2010

The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:50 26 Aug 2010]

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I decided to spice up that boring Ben Stein with a little daft punk! In fact, you can hardly hear him! Hopefully, this is an improvement. Also, thanks for your vote! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:22, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:48, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK YOU! AGAIN!

He was mine to revert! MINE! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:17, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

And now he's MINE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:18, 31 August 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:19, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Walt Disney Company

Where is the link to Retrospective? And why hasn't Retrospective been nommed for VFH???????? Maybe after WDC is destroyed. Or featured, if the Gods smile upon Gomphog and Disney. Aleister 14:31 31 8

In that yellow box somewhere. It was nommed once, but a couple people voted against. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 31 August 2010
It's not in the yellow box. Maybe it used to be and was delinked. People voted against it? A new battle is called for! After Disney! How can it go unfeatured while there is breath in our bodies? Like People Who Like to Fuck Naked, it shall rise again! Aleister minutes later

Can I get in on this? London Underground 14:49, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

You should fuck off and die. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:51, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Done and done. Anything else? London Underground 14:53, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Become the sole admin of Uncyclopedia. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:55, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

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Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

More Fixing up please

I saw you fixing thing in Why?:You Should Never Mess with the Space Time Continuum. I put new stuff in there, so mind going over it one more time?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:48, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I took another look. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 5 September 2010

Thank You!

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:58, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

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If your IRC works...

Would you be so kind as to shout fire and get an admin, don't shout rape or troll as no will come mind:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:42, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yup, Olipro banned the bastard. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)