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Steve Says Boom!

As of right now, there's a article based on this video of Steve Balmer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

However, I have tried to even the score, and I tried to create a similar article based on this video of Steve Jobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8L39UwOS-Y

I'm having trouble creating an article based on the Steve Jobs video. There is a very early proto-article here: User:DarkArcher25/Boom!

Do you have any ideas/suggestions for making the developers go boom? If not, do you know anybody who can help?

The Dark Archer was here 20:32, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

Well, to make a decent article about Steve Jobs that uses "Boom!" to make fun of him, I'd probably start by writing a quasi-serious article about him with some witty prose and then insert "Boom!" as a reference wherever it's appropriate and I'd probably alternate that with some other phrases he often uses. For example: Steve Jobs often boasts about the how instantly his technology works.[1] It's fast[2], high-speed[3] and instantaneous.[4]
  1. He cleverly describes this using the word "Boom!"
  2. Boom!
  3. Boom!
  4. Boom!
Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:01, 10 August 2010

Oh, Congrats!

Tis a might fine first solo feature! --Matfen 21:41, August 10, 2010 (UTC)

I will be sad when it's taken down, the page looks great like that. Let's distract all the admins, and while their backs are turned a code genius can set this up as the permanent main page. That would be something to write Holmes about. Aleister 21:47 10 8
Thanks guys. And that's a great idea you've got there, Aleister. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 10 August 2010
If Holmes was living in 2010 you'd think he would be a bit of a code geek, wouldn't you? —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:30 10 August 2010]
Or at least a Doctor Who fan. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 10 August 2010
Shh! It might hear!! —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [22:36 10 August 2010]
"He uses div and span coding regularly, which shows he's either very good at HTML or very good at copy and paste. Either way, he knows what means what, and that means he's very familiar with computing. But look, there's an unclosed span tag, which shows he's rather sloppy, substantiated by numerous typos and later corrections. His contributions history indicates relative newness to the site, but he has a Wikipedia account dating back to 2005, so he's been at this for a while. Judging by his contributions, though, he's a frequent nuisance—vandalising, blanking, cyberbullying; mind you, John, he does it with standards-compliant coding, which I absolutely admire—I would be standards-compliant if I didn't love the marquee tag so much. Anyway, checkuser reveals IP addresses near Alabama, Florida, Georgia. All of this means, John, that this man committed the kidnapping for ransom of Jimmy Wales."
Yeah, something like that. (Not me, by the way—deductions about me may be found on my userpage) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:46 10 Aug 2010]
Also, YTTE, have you seen the new BBC modernised Sherlock thing? He's a texter and borderline technopath in that. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:50 10 Aug 2010]
Congrats Socky, tis most definitely a mighty fine feature you have there! --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:53, August 10, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Sonje! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:56, 10 August 2010

Ah, now we get to what I was going to actually discuss

So I was updating the Doctor's sidebar image (no, not the infobox one, but the one a bit further down with all twenty-something doctors in a straight line), but it won't work for me. Do you see a picture of Matt Smith with a hat and scarf after Tennant's Casanova? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:46 10 Aug 2010]

It doesn't seem to have updated. Maybe reverting and reuploading the new version will do the trick. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 10 August 2010
Yup, I can see it now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:57, 10 August 2010
Why yes indeed, that did the trick. Thanks for the tip! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:59 10 Aug 2010]

Remember that one time...

You wanted me to record your UnTune about shit? Well my hatred for Miley Cyrus and my banishment to Africa put a halt on that but I am now at this very moment able to at last record it for you. It will probably be fairly shit, but it seems that that is the general theme of the song and most of her discography to be perfectly honest. Anyway, I have appropriated a mic and the neccesary software and a karaoke track. We may begin if it pleases you to do so. Are the lyrics still to your satisfaction? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:44, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

That's great to hear, Sonje! I'm sufficiently pleased with the current lyrics (I recently made some minor changes) but if there's some minor change you'd like to make because it sounds better that way, feel free to do so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 11 August 2010
Excellent. I shall now listen to that awful song on repeat for a bit so that I may accomplish this task with some degree of authenticity. The horror! Should be fun though. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 14:06, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
I wish you luck. You're gonna need it. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 11 August 2010
Oh dear lord Socky, I'm in the process of uploading that abomination. Please never ever make me do anything Miley Cyrus related ever again. I'm sure a little part of me died inside. Also, It was very very difficult not to burst out laughing everytime I had to sing "You make me shit myself". My mic is a bit shit so it's not the greatest quality but whatever. Let me know if you are happy with it. I'll keep the files in case you want some changes. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:17, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, it's up: File:7 Shits.mp3. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:20, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
It's finally recorded! It sounds great, Sonje! And I think I should mention you have a sexy voice. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:40, 11 August 2010
Are you sure you don't want to do anything Miley Cyrus related again? I was just thinking about "UnTunes:Can't Be Blamed (For My Shitty Music)". Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:44, 11 August 2010
Ha! I think the subject matter voided it of sexiness but thanks. Are you some kind of Miley fanboy :P It was actually quite fun so if you write it, I'll try to record it. I don't actually know much Miley so what would that be a parody of? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:55, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
Miley fanboy? Nope. It'd be a parody of "Can't Be Tamed", watch at your own risk. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:07, 11 August 2010
Ok, let's go for it. Let me know when you get started and I'll try to help with the lyrics. As you know my writing credentials are rather flaky but it's worth a try. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:15, August 11, 2010 (UTC)
I was initially just joking, but now I'm already making up parody lyrics. Lol, the irony. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 11 August 2010
I just walk right into these things don't I? Oh well, here it goes. Soon we'll be a Miley Tribute Act. Please kill me swiftly should that become an actual possibilty. -Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:49, August 11, 2010 (UTC)

A letter from Filmmakers for Lens Flare

LensFlareMadness.png

Thanks for supporting Lens flare! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:50 11 Aug 2010]

Even though the text on your image is almost impossible to read because of the excessive lens flare, I still added "Category:Text Images" to it. Just to spite you. Ha! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 11 August 2010

Right back at youEXTERMINATE!

Thanks for voting for and goodness me nominating Dalek! Trust me, I was most flattered! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:08 11 Aug 2010]

There is but one appropriate response to this: EX-TER-MI-NATE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 11 August 2010
I knew it! You aren't a sockpuppet of an unregistered user—you're the sockpuppet of a Dalek! So tell me, how do you type so quickly with a plunger and a ray gun without destroying the keyboard first? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:32 11 Aug 2010]
I use my eye to type, obviously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 11 August 2010
Surely you use that for stalking—or, more accurately, eyestalking? [gets exterminated] MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:36 11 Aug 2010]
Well, of course. [travels back in time to exterminate MacMania while he is still typing his next message] Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:45, 11 August 2010

Did you know that Sam Adams Utopia is 27% alcohol by volume?

Thanks for the help. I've been drinking again and must have hit the forward slash instead of the back slash. Thanks again for catching that. I'll QVFD the other page. --John Lydon 01:30, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Edit - Never mind. Looks like you beat me to it. Also time to consider archiving there Socky. --John Lydon 01:33, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Oh, that must've been Andorin. I might archive some stuff in the near future. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:38, 12 August 2010

What the

What are you?--Slicky 01:55, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

The sockpuppet of an unregistered user. Obviously. (And not me, either.) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:56 12 Aug 2010]
What he said. Why did you edit someone else's message? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:57, 12 August 2010

Actually it can also say "Log in to edit" you know.--Slicky 01:58, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

How about you add a message in that section saying that, instead of hiding secret messages in someone else's comment. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:02, 12 August 2010
Oh, wait. Are you that IP that made the initial comment? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:07, 12 August 2010

Template archiving

I believe BUTT POOP!!!! is the only template that was deleted after its hacking up by MadMax. If I was a bit more energetic, I might be tempted to argue that point, but I'm not and we have had enough BUTT DRAMA!!!!. --Mn-z 02:19, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure how Mordillo was planning to prevent additional drama by deleting it again, but I'm not going to argue that point either. We might be able to get it back through more legitimate means anyway. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:41, 12 August 2010
What is missing here is a reverting of VFD, like a RVFD vote. There are a few pages I know of which need that, one about an "Unhuffable Kitten", this BUTT POOP thing (mainly because of VFG). And don't you have a couple other ones Mn? Something related to Tails if I remember right. Aleister 2:46 12 8
Tails the Straight is still in mainspace. Perhaps you were thinking about Sonic the Preggo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:48, 12 August 2010
On a more serious note, does anyone else think its a bit ironic that a template parodying the fact that templates are effectively deletion-proof was deleted? Just sayin'. --Mn-z 22:29, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
And the fact that some users are lobbying for its recreation adds to the irony. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 12 August 2010

FUCK YOU!

--Roman Dog Bird 02:24, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Always nice to see you, RDB. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:42, 12 August 2010
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Roman Dog Bird 21:13, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:18, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
YEAH RIGHT FUCKHEAD! --Zombie Bettie Page Hi-ya! I'M A COCKSOCKING WHITE BITCH Zombie Bettie Page 21:26, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Hoped this would be serviceable

DWFlyingBus
Frankly the whole thing's a bit ridiculous, although it would resolve the traffic situation round those parts.

Is it? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:13 12 Aug 2010]

Another image I could use! Thanks, MacMania! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:15, 12 August 2010

Yeah

Teh Hands

But i got a picture of gloves here.--Slicky 03:37, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

But they look so spooky. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:42, 12 August 2010
No they don't.--Slicky 03:43, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
They don't? Well, if you say so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:45, 12 August 2010

Template:New page test‎

Good change. Now, can the comments themselves be coded so that they don't deposit themselves into the submitted story? Seeing the same text in every article's source code ticks me off just like that carriage-return struck you. Spıke ¬ 13:30 12-Aug-10

Well, unless you just remove the directions inside the <!-- --> things, the next best thing would be to put "Please remove this hidden text when you've finished writing your UnNews." or something similar between those <!-- --> things, so people will be more prone to remove it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:36, 12 August 2010

Already says something like that. Everyone ignores it. Oh well. Spıke ¬ 17:26 12-Aug-10

Just read Elfen Lied

/cuts wrist, tiptoes out of room, makes it to the door before collapsing and exploding

Reading Elfen Lied, are we? It's not without danger. I still need some pictures for a couple characters, though. Like Mariko's explosion. If there's an image that's not showing up, it's probably Wikia's image servers' fault. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:18, 13 August 2010

Pre-Thanks!

Hey, Socky! Thanks for the vote. As of recently, I have adopted the policy of "just-in-case/making-it-easier-for-me" when it comes to thanking people for voting. So the lucky fellow in the sock doesn't just get another generic if my article wins, and you get thanked even if it doesn't! What could be better? Well, I don't have to dispatch a load of templates if I win. Anywho, if my article goes on to be featured: Thanks for helping feature Why?:I'm In court, Mum.; If the before mentioned article is not featured then please consider the following: Sod you! That is all. Thanks. :) —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:01 14 August 2010]

So are you going to customize this message so you can use it every time someone votes? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:17, 14 August 2010
Yeh copy-'n'-paste and then just customise a little. But it's good I think, because I just do it as people vote. No big round of template-handing-out at the end, you know? —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [12:36 14 August 2010]

Why is Daeg in "Shcool" Dictionary?

Hey, Socky! You asked me why Daeg Faerch was in the "Shcool" Dictionary. Here's the long-awaited answer: Just to be random. He he. And give a great actor some exposure. I just wanted to add my own personal touch to the image. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 17:24, August 14, 2010 (UTC)

Ah! I suspected it might've been something like that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:41, 14 August 2010

YOU!!

Clickity click

I think the bottled sea life symbolizes dinner and the girl symbolizes the girl who left you just sitting there at that Japanese restaurant. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 12:34, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

It's like tentacle rape disguised as art. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:11, 16 August 2010
I'm honestly impressed that she is that good on wood. I wish she was on my wood. Wait, I'm a married man! What am I saying!? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
You're married? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:26, 16 August 2010
Is that so hard to believe? Maybe I found somebody who makes me happy?! MAYBE THAT PERSON LOVES ME LIKE YOU NEVER COULD?!? But no, I'm not married. Thanks for making me cry. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Good luck with getting married, Dexter. Lol. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 16 August 2010

Niggers stole my page

I've put a copy in your userspace as you requested due to it failing VFD. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:15, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, Rabbi. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:16, 16 August 2010
Kill the rabbi, kill the rabbi.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
lulwut? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:19, 16 August 2010
Kohl (the) rabbi! Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 15:22, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock, might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:23, Aug 16
I will do it with my spear and magic helmet.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Bring me Chekhov's gun! No, not Pavel Chekov's phaser, you imbecile!

Thanks for voting for Chekhov's gun! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[17:07 16 Aug 2010]

A gun? Does this mean I get to shoot you in the final chapter? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:36, 16 August 2010
But you already said I'd be ex-ter-mi-nated while I was typing this. Hey, wait a minute— The preceding unsigned comment was added by MacMania (talk • contribs)
Ah, yes. That reminds me. [travels back in time to prevent MacMania from inserting his sig in the previous comment.] Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:23, 18 August 2010

Hello Kind Sir.

I noticed an against vote of yours on my page named Beige. You mentioned that the menu was not beige, and I didn't have a clue on how to change that. Well, I found out how, changed it, and because I'm a dirty, filthy article slut, would really really appreciate your Symbol for vote For. vote on VFH. I've put more work into than my other features, honest! And I'm pretty sure it's boring enough for an Uncyclopedia article, so what do we have to lose, eh? Also, I'm in the mob.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:00, August 17, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll definitely change my vote now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:29, 17 August 2010
As the Don of Uncyc's mafia I can confirm that mrthejazz is not in the mob, I'm afraid. —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [10:35 17 August 2010]

And we're back after that brief interruption with an ありがとうございます

Thanks again for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[23:57 17 Aug 2010]

Russo-Japanese Thanks

Something something

You're no fun you know that? Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 22:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

Reverted edit(s) of Wild at Heart (talk) to last version by whoever edited this previously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 19 August 2010
You know, I don't think that you did. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:55, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
I didn't? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 19 August 2010
Well, certainly not edits to this page itself. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:28, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Yes, I'm quite happy he didn't vandalize my talkpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 19 August 2010
Vandalise your talk page? Who would EVER do that? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:32, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

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AW! CUTE LITTLE ELEPHANTS! Thanks there, Dexter. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:34, 19 August 2010

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Nice images, 92.1.181.180. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 19 August 2010
So cute. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Vote4This

Vote for HowTo:Kill Yourself In Just 5 Minutes! Here's the link:

Uncyclopedia:VFH

DO IT NOW! Reply.

--AchmedTheDeadTerrorist 13:19, August 20, 2010 (UTC)User:AchmedTheDeadTerrorist

Oh god, lucky you linked that. I'd never heard of VFH before...wouldn't have known how to get there. Also hah. Whore. —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:31 20 August 2010]
Nice article, but not a feature in my opinion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:52, 20 August 2010

Joyeux Noel

caef224128a08122eb237010.L._SL300_AA120_.jpg Thanks for voting for Evan Almighty!
Hopefully you'll enjoy this free* existing** copy of Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations audiobook.
--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 14:44, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
Merry Christmas to you too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:03, 21 August 2010

Ready to re-kick-start this?

Can you remember the various involved parties? I'm guessing we're going to have to find a few new writers. Especially since people like Hv are gone. —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [20:35 20 August 2010]

And SysRq has been gone for a while too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:07, 21 August 2010
Yes, indeed. So we need to body-bag up the old users, ship them out and get some fresh blood in to replace them. —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [09:45 21 August 2010]

Thanks...

For the vote on Propaganda:-)

--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

We saw the sign that said "No Salesmen or Agents" but we came in anyway

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[15:03 24 Aug 2010]

Now that is one hellavua template! —BLISTERING BARNACLES WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [17:57 24 August 2010]
After writing that template, I think that this "green MAD" concept could be a whole article by itself. I'm too lazy to do it, though ... MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[03:08 25 Aug 2010]

I wounder what's for dinner

YOU DARE BRING DINNER BLASTERS TO MY ARTICLE. YOU MUST....YOU MUST....eh i got nothing. I just think it was a good move o.o... and tell you that your pingas is showing... --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 02:33, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

My pingas? How disturbing! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:38, 25 August 2010
Well....are you gonna put that thing away...--Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 03:05, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Maybe later. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:46, 25 August 2010

The following preview is the only thing standing between you and the feature presentation, bwahahahahaha

Thanks for the vote! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:50 26 Aug 2010]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I decided to spice up that boring Ben Stein with a little daft punk! In fact, you can hardly hear him! Hopefully, this is an improvement. Also, thanks for your vote! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:22, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

Thank You

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:48, August 29, 2010 (UTC)

FUCK YOU! AGAIN!

He was mine to revert! MINE! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:17, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

And now he's MINE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:18, 31 August 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:19, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Walt Disney Company

Where is the link to Retrospective? And why hasn't Retrospective been nommed for VFH???????? Maybe after WDC is destroyed. Or featured, if the Gods smile upon Gomphog and Disney. Aleister 14:31 31 8

In that yellow box somewhere. It was nommed once, but a couple people voted against. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:33, 31 August 2010
It's not in the yellow box. Maybe it used to be and was delinked. People voted against it? A new battle is called for! After Disney! How can it go unfeatured while there is breath in our bodies? Like People Who Like to Fuck Naked, it shall rise again! Aleister minutes later

Can I get in on this? London Underground 14:49, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

You should fuck off and die. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:51, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Done and done. Anything else? London Underground 14:53, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Become the sole admin of Uncyclopedia. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:55, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

Avast me hearties!

Colony Potato
By the powers! this e'er be fer a reminder o' tha great, grand Imperial Colonization be startin' up again!

Whether you be a sprog or a privateer we be expectin' ya ta come 'round an participate in this sweet trade lessen' you be a lily-livered squiffy, scallywag, or scurvy dog thar.


Aye! ~ Buccaneer Happytimes. Happytimes_pi.gif


The current project: Dinosaur

Now in the writing phase
(Oh UN:IC, how your rules are now broken....)

More Fixing up please

I saw you fixing thing in Why?:You Should Never Mess with the Space Time Continuum. I put new stuff in there, so mind going over it one more time?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 16:48, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

I took another look. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 5 September 2010

Thank You!

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 17:58, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

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Thanks for your Symbol for vote For! MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 19:09, September 4, 2010 (UTC)

If your IRC works...

Would you be so kind as to shout fire and get an admin, don't shout rape or troll as no will come mind:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:42, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Yup, Olipro banned the bastard. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 5 September 2010

Good deeds should always be rewarded


Have a ninjastar:)--Sycamore (Talk) 15:56, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Sycamore. ;) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:59, 5 September 2010
And thanks for fixing number bases - was on my list of things to do after that IP buggered off. And then I forgot.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 12:14, Sep 6 2010 UTC
You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 6 September 2010

Dirty Deeds

...Done Dirt Cheap. -- Bon Scott

Indeed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:30, 6 September 2010

Thanks #232!

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--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:10, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

God

Although I doubt your sincerity given the nature of the other comments made by the masses in answer to your comment God didn't appear in any physical form, He is beyond such things - the closest way to describe it is like a giant candle that emits a lot of light: in the end the only way to know is to experience it for yourself--Apostle Of Christ 14:19, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Or a giant flashlight which has run low on batteries and you have to go steal one from the grocers. Aleister 14:21 7 9
Or a light. Is it possible someone had switched the electric light on? Not mocking you, just wondering. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:23, Sep 7
I always thought it might be something like that. Please forgive the irreligious users on this site; for they do not know what they are doing. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:26, 7 September 2010
Apostle, you have found a kindred spirit in Socky. He is for real, a true Christian, and he once banned me for saying something bad about Jesus during a forum. So don't doubt his sincerity, we've all had to put up with his religious rants. Sigh. Aleister later gator
I know exactly and precisely what I'm doing. Inching my way to world domination. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:30, Sep 7
And I wish you the best of luck with that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:31, 7 September 2010
Luck has nothing to do with it. First, my trousers, then the world! --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:33, Sep 7

God said to expect ridicule and to be honest what else would one expect? making claims such as I do one is going to be seen as a "troll" or a "crazy" regardless - in the end though it's not so much about trying to prove or disprove that it was God, the fact is I believe it was and that is all I need to justify my beliefs (this may come off as arrogant and/or fanatical to some but so be it) --Apostle Of Christ 14:36, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Your relgion is anti-shark. i.e. "The light of God shall take away the fins of the world". What's that about? Aleister 14:38 7 9
I'm in love with the fact that this discussion is taking place in close proximity to my thank you template. Awesome!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:19, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
The irony hasn't escaped me either. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:21, 7 September 2010

i reviewed some of your shit stuff

Uncyclopedia:Pee_Review/UnDebate:Is_it_morally_unacceptable_to_have_babies?

I'm rather new to PISSING on articles (I usually use a bucket). Would you care to give me some feedback on the review? Hopefully it wasn't too shitty a review! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 20:51, Sep 7

That's a very nice review. Thanks! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:01, 7 September 2010
It's a good article. Honestly I think it is likely to be featured without changes, but I'm sure you would always like an article to be the best it possibly could be, not just "good enough" if you have any questions feel free to ask me! -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 21:03, Sep 7

As of now

You have 50045 edits. Congrats. How does it feel? MadMax only has 45000 some odd edits, and the next closest is probably only in the 30000 (I'd believe it'd be Sycamore or Mordildoz or MrN, but I'm too lazy to check) edit range. I'll have over 18000 (OVER 2 9000s!!) sometime in the next 24 hours, though, so you better watch your back, bitch! ARGH! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:50, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Some edit counts of users with over 20,000 edits:

On a related note, this pic is the 8th most used image overall, and is linked to by 6,578 pages --Mn-z 23:06, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I know. The quality of the edits is more important than the edit count, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 7 September 2010
Which is why TOAST and, to a lesser extent, BAGEL are the greatest users of all-time. R.I.P. TOAST & BAGEL MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:57, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
And R.I.P. MUFFIN, who was aborted because she was a girl. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:04, 9 September 2010

So it comes to this...

MonsterParty3 He may be dead but
Monster Party will live on thanks to your vote.

Hooray for crappy video games!

--John Lydon 12:43, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

If you are reading this you are The Last Man on Earth

If you are reading this you are the last man on earth. Photoshop no longer exists because women don't know how to use anything other than your credit card on the computer. Thank you for voting for The Last Man on Earth to be featured on the front page. If you are a woman and you read this, I thank you and hope you forgive me for the previous sexist comment. It was all in jest....most of it. --Dr. Fenwick 21:48, September 10, 2010 (UTC)

You won a dance!

You are the very first user to ever get a dance from none other than me, Dancing dude.

DancingHitler

hope you like it. Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance

Laird Hamilton won’t dare you to paddle out at Jaws

Laird-muscles-ocean
Whew, thank you. Laird was gonna stomp my arse if he didn’t get featured. Is it safe? Thanks to you!
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:21, Sep 13

Thanks!

Actually, fuck you! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 13 September 2010

MINDFUCK

Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 20:55, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Care for a spot of tea?

ISKCON

Thanks for that move. I hope no double redirects exist (whatever they are?). Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:49, Sep 15

I took care of all the double redirects. And I think you'll be happy to know that ITSCON exists! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 15 September 2010

This...

...was obviously a cry for help. Placed at the very end of the article means that he obviously read through the whole thing, and thne realised that he was a sad, lonely IP who had no friends, but being proud tried to ask for some in a roundabout way, and what do you do? You shit on his pleas for help with a heartless Meh. You, sir, should be ashamed of yourself. ~~The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

Yeah, I can be a heartless scumbag sometimes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:00, 16 September 2010

I'd burn that couch if it were me, but I'm not me. Or am I?

Spotlight2 Hear ye, hear ye! Thatdamnedfollowspot has

deemed you worthy enough of the

Silver Spotlight!!!


First off, congratulations! You're probably wondering why you have won such a prestigious award. Well, wait no longer! You have most likely done something that has pleased Thatdamnedfollowspot, such as voting for an article of his on VFH or nominated him for something, and as a result, he has decided that you deserve a big, nice template award for your efforts.

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Thanks for your support!

For voting on that couch or something. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:10 Monday, September 20, 2010

My Bad..

my semi-retarded brain has only now registered the fact I haven't acknowledged your help on my French article - so thank you: this is horribly belated but yep.. better late than never I suppose --Uglychick 04:13, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

'Twas a pleasure. Though actually, I should be thanking you. For writing such a splendid article that is. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:17, 22 September 2010

Another crappy dust-gatherer to shove into the cupboard and forget about

Thanks

. . .for catching my spelling mistakes in categorizing images. I usually looked to see that they came out correctly and must have drifted away into my imag-ination earlier. The Food images one was interesting, I thought that there was a page under Food Images, but nah, and Food images looks so underused that I wonder how many were lost by lots of users through the years. I've been putting all the war images and pages together so they can be found (or related categories easily searched) for those who want to find war without signing up. Well, thanks again. Will do a few more cats now. meowwwwwwww Aleister 9:48 25 9

Yeah, I was checking Special:WantedCategories for any nonexistent categories that were being used. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:00, 25 September 2010
An interesting list. How do you find the wrongly-categorized pages from a red link? There may be one in Aviation images which belongs in Aviation Images (another category I've been filling up lately), although you may have rounded that one up already. Or when it says 1 member does that mean it's been fixed? Wil tri too spel beter inn tha fhuture. Aliestro 10:10 25 9
I just follow the red link and then it shows me the pages on which the nonexistent category is used. Also, you just spelled 3 Dutch words correctly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 25 September 2010

MUCH Thanks!

William-Westmoreland9
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 09:24, Sep 26

SOCK PUPPET FETISH

OH MY GOD! I have A fetish for Sock Puppets, would you fuck me??

Id Fuck Me

More spam, please don't eat me

Kate bush leotard Thank you

from Black flamingo & Sog for joining the Kate Bush fan club.

Now as promised, here is your own personal copy of that image,
to treasure forever.

Quack.

Do not feed the ducks
quack quack quack quack quack. Quack.

It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:30, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

Jet speed thanks from tomorrow-land

Anti-jet-lag-winner
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:10, Oct 4

Jack Dempsey thanks you

Dempsey-vs-Wikipedia1
Uncyclopedia vs. Wikipedia --- and much thanks for making Jack a hit on VFH – from humble servants of the farce, Aleister and Funnybony
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 21:49, Oct 6

Thank you!

For your recent votes, but especially for your vote on My Daddy Has Two Yachts just now. Since I'm writing this I guess it is one of my favorites, and came out just right (esp. after Chief found some holes to plug). Thanks! You are a true gentleman of the realm. Aleister 11:38 8 10

Well, I tend to vote for good articles. So, thank you for writing that nice article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:44, 8 October 2010
I blush, and giggle like a schoolgirl. Which I may actually be! Allison of King's Row Junior Grade, 4th seat from the window on the aisle. 11:50 8 10

You have aided in the fight against the manholes...

Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug as thanks for voting for Crossbow on VFH. Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You have been rewarded with a hug. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:32 (UTC)

We don't have time for hugs! However much I do like them. The manholes! They're coming! Crossbows are our only hope for some reason! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:37, 10 October 2010
We can, er, hug while loading our crossbows! Yeah! And I have no idea why it wound up being crossbows, I really don't. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101010 - 23:47 (UTC)

Please come

By the new forum Forum:What is this Hell???. Gather your Crossbows. Aleister 16:19 16 10

Thanks

AKiedis This is Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, delivering a message from LongLiverh3.

He says, in between fantasizing about his teacher and gobbling nutmeg in a pathetic attempt to get high, that he thanks you for your vote.

The asshole is too lazy to tell you himself, so he sent me.

~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 02:27, October 17, 2010 (UTC)

Mask

Hello. I hope you don't mind, I reverted the mask back to stationary. I guess I'm partial to the article, and a moving mask blocked it out so much that I thought people might not even look at it and think the page is just the mask. Thanks very much for voting for it, and the other things lately, and thanks for working on it. Lots of interesting stuff on VFH now, poems and songs and masks. We become more circuslike daily, but some of the clowns have left and new ones must be trained. Sigh. The bigtop never sleeps. Aleister 11:21 17 10

If you think it's better that way, I won't object. Great article either way. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:34, 17 October 2010

News about TAW

Hi Socky. I just wanted to let you know about the stauts of your entry. I haven't heard from either of the two judges for awhile so I'm trying to get a consensus from the participants on what to do. I see three options.

  1. Wait for the two last judges to score the categories.
  2. Judge the entries as is without the third judge.
  3. Enlist two new judges as replacements.

Or as a last resort I could judge them myself. I'm really sorry about the long wait and I'm trying to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience. :) MadMax 08:31, October 19, 2010 (UTC)

Well, if you can't get the two judges to do it right away, and you can't get replacements right away, you might as well judge the entries without the third judge. Unless it's really important the tie at group 3 is broken. So basically try to find replacements that will judge the entries right away, but if you can't find 'em, just do it without the third judge. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 19 October 2010

Thumbs up2

This user created Darius III of Persia, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


Two things here

Thank you for your vote on Disguise, a formal thanks, and much appreciated. You would of course know the pleasure of disguises. The joy of hiding behind a sockmask can only be equaled by hiding behind a bush. And doing things there that people would put me, ah, you, in a cage for. Thanks again. Aleister 00:45 22 10

There's also hiding a link behind black text. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:49, 22 October 2010
All hiding works. On Halloween I expect to grab at least three children as my yearly slaves, and let last year's batch go. They never tell on me, they are too traumatized to remember me! Disguises are wonderful things. That's an interesting link to Darius, interesting indeed. Aleister 00:58 22 10
It's one of the articles I've added hidden links to. The other one is History of Great Britain. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 22 October 2010
You are a scary man. On history, I actually nommed it last week and then it was pulled back because it isn't done. The size of a phone book! I wonder if anyone has read the whole thing?. I would tell you that I've put in a hidden link in here too, but then I've either be lying or not lying. Aleister 1:16 22 10
I wonder how long it'll be when Romartus is finished with it. It'll probably crash the site or something. If it hasn't crashed from its marijuana addiction. Talking about marijuana, do you think your article is ready? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:24, 22 October 2010
I'm too high to tell, man, here, take a toke. (air filled with smoke, people coming by to read this are getting a contact high). Oh, look, a butterfly. la la la Aleister 1:31 22 10
A butterfly? It looks more like a bat to me. A cute little bat at that, however. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:41, 22 October 2010
You have me checking out the black on your posts now. Just saw the lobster link on Well-Oiled Birds, good catch. I wonder what happened to Crayfish? To be serious about the California Marijuana Initiative, what I was going to do was nom this one later today for a Halloween entry, and then put Calif.Mari.Init up on the 27th or so in hopes that if featured it would go up before the election, but even that is cutting it close. Problem is I've had a few pages up lately, and Dreaming is still there, so I was thinking of once those two are up promising to lay low for two or three weeks on my own pages on VFH. What are your thoughts about those pages, do they seem okay and spelled correctly, etc. (if you have a few minutes). And did you see what Romartus did with Grunwald? Lyrt, myself and Funnybony have all mentioned Romartus for WotM next month--he hasn't won it yet!!! I was surprised when I realized that by scanning the winners. Long note, thanks again for the link on Birds. Aleister 2:25 22 10
But I'm afraid this computer doesn't possess the usual magical spellchecking abilities my other computer has. I might be able to check your articles tomorrow though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 22 October 2010
Thanks, but I wasn't asking you to spellcheck, jeez, that would be a living hell on my pages. The only good spelling on my pages is generated by the bot that was designed specifically to follow me around and change my spelling. I have to duck in a few doorways to shake it, and even then I can see it a block away, seeking, always seeking. Aleister 2:37 22 10
On the subject of spellchecking... I just had an idea. Aleister, you should bribe me to spellcheck your pages. So I actually read them. I keep only reading parts in no particular order and then wandering off. So you should bribe me to spellcheck them, thus forcing me to read them entirely and in order.
And why doesn't your compy have speelchecky, Scoky? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 03:27 (UTC)
Because it's only got Internet Explorer. Also, who is Scoky? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 22 October 2010
That thing seriously doesn't have a spellchecker? Hells, even the raw text editors on this OS have spellcheckers... turned off by default, of course, but... and Scoky is you when I can type. Cheers. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101022 - 12:42 (UTC)

Alfred E. Neuman voted for you too

Alfred-of-arabia
Alfred of Arabia on an Afghani ‘black’ run via ‘tax free’ Mecca?

Much thanks, as always appreciated.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:59, Oct 22

MUCH THANKS

Christopher-Monckton112
Lord Christopher Monckton finally discovers Greenland. Although he totally denies ever being featured in Uncyclopedia, but he appreciates the sentiment and does thank you for voting.
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:05, Oct 23

collab

will you work on my rant of anti-vandal? it worked on [1], but i forgot it.now i m making v2.--Poiz, look in my info? 01:37, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

You mean User:Poiz/RANT? I might contribute something to it, but right now I'm really busy with IRL stuff. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:46, 26 October 2010
yep--Poiz, look in my info? 14:27, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
just tested it on some loser. waiting for responce, but i hope i am not banned for being so harsh, (it happened on playcrafter [2])
and the talk of that vandal is deleted--Poiz, look in my info? 17:29, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks!

Thanks for your vote which lifted Dreaming to the feature state of mind. I don't know if you remember voting for it, as it must seem like a daydream to you, but you did! and I appreciate that very much. One of my favorite pages of mine, as it at least shares some half-assed interesting information with its readers, which apparantly were you and I. Thanks again, Aleister 16:28 27 10

And thanks for the votes on mine, too. Your nigh invariable for votes on non-crappy articles are much appreciated. *hugs Socky* ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101027 - 16:35 (UTC)

You're both exceedingly welcome! But honestly, I should be thanking you two for writing those magnificent articles. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 27 October 2010

OSCAR WILDE QUOTE

Are you taking charge in this vandal-shoot? Cheers! Spıke ¬ 12:50 30-Oct-10

Why did you revert my bad Oscar Wilde quote? I stomp my feet and hold my breath. Now laying down and pounding the floor and kicking my feet. So there, that should show you. And thank you for all the votes on my pages! You are a King among some other Kings, and a few Queens, and your support is, as always, appreciated. Now I go back to holding my breath, stomping the floor. . .Aleister 12:57 30 10
You were literally asking for it in your edit summary, Aleister. Spike, I'll keep an eye out for his edits, though I might get distracted and miss one, so don't lay your guard down just yet. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:06, 30 October 2010
First Oscar quote I've ever put up, and that's its fate. Jeez. And of course, it was just a joke. I would never put up an Oscar quote, that and this Chuck Norris thing are so over-the-hill now that they are an embarrassment to the site, imnho. Mr. T isn't close behind. SPIKE, can you use rollback to roll back all the Oscar quotes, or at least change them to Lady Ga Ga or some new meme? Do it now, while I hold my breath and stomp my feet. Aleister 13:12 30 10

Have done, with Socky's help. But now, someone from the same subdomain, on Apple, has a change that isn't quite as cut-and-dried (but is not an improvement either). Spıke ¬ 13:23 30-Oct-10 Correction--this guy was not part of the Wildeizms. Spıke ¬ 13:28 30-Oct-10

He's got a similar IP, but is probably not the same guy. I undid his change anyway, because his rephrasing made the caption less funny. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:33, 30 October 2010 Symbol keep vote Concur. Spıke ¬ 13:36 30-Oct-10

Nothing from them for 35 minutes--I suspect that, achieving neither permanent changes nor drama, they have adjourned to the hardware to buy cans of spray paint like normal kids. Thanks for your participation. Spıke ¬ 13:40 30-Oct-10

Sincere thanks

Weight-of-Uncyclopedia
WOTM is the heaviest award ever - just see.
--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:30, Nov 1

Vandal attack

Please help me protect Never on Sunday from a vandal who insists on tagging the opening pic with a caption. I didn't think the self-explanatory pic actually can be done justice with a caption, it stands alone in all it's glory. Amen.Aleister 2:53 4 11,or not, do you really think it needs one?

Amen indeed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:55, 4 November 2010
Damn, I just saw that Hitler watermelon/South Park montage above on your talk page. A work of art! Aleister 3:00 4 11
And I've got a vandal to thank for it! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:00, 4 November 2010
He's a vandal who's not really a vandal, imnho. Many of these IP 92. edits have been very creative, and have actually been the foundation on which some pages have been built. Now, what about Elfin Lied? Is the page done, and are you happy with it? On pee review? Should be featured, I do believe. It seems to be a page which could become a classic if more people knew of it, maybe, well, maybe not, but maybe. It's so strangely weird that it's in a class by itself, maybe, well, maybe not, but maybe. Aleister 3:11 4 11
Oh, Elfen Lied. It's still not graphic enough, in my opinion. I'll try to get to it pretty soon though. Can you resurrect Meep so he can make the animations? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:16, 4 November 2010
Alas, resurrection is only possible in the movies and in the Bible. Meep is gone, so gone, and the dead shall nlt return. That Kirk gif is so fun, I really liked it on the sci-fi page but the crowd came in and carried it off. I put it on James T. Kirk but it's not the same there. For some reason it's also on Woodrow Wilson. Elfen Lied, well, I look forward to see what it ends up as. Without knowing how, it seems to have been upped in my favorite Uncy article list to the top five or seven somewhere. Aleister 3:24 4 11

I just gave a presentation over Uncyclopedia...

...In Dutch. I hope you're proud. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:14, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

I am! To what kind of audience? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 4 November 2010
My Dutch class :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:30, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
And did they like it? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 4 November 2010
I think it got better once I showed them Epilepsie, Color Blindness and Why?Nuke the Whales. It's not easy explaining the place in a language you're not fluent with to people who are not fluent with it. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:46, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
One trick is to use a lot of loanwords. In your case that might be the titles of the articles. Though they might blame you for being lazy, if it's too obvious. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 4 November 2010
I think that Stephen Hawking liep over mijn kat was a success in that sense. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:06, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Yay!

Hug
Lyrithya has deemed you worthy of a hug "because you made me happy." Thus, you may now consider yourself hugged.

At this point, you may also want to consider checking your pockets so as to ascertain that everything is still there.

You did. I love it. Do keep up this gloriousness... not that I need to tell you; you've been glorious for as long as I can tell. But still. ~