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Don't take it too hard

Just try to remember that drive-by commenting on a user's talkpage in a conversation in which you aren't involved looks the same there as it is in the real world (which is why I generally try to avoid doing so). Plus Poo Lit is Poo Lit. If we make exceptions there for one user, pretty soon there are no rules at all. Do you know what happens then? Anarchy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:16, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

Vroom vroom! Sir SysRq (talk) 21:29, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes, Anarchy! Break the chains of slavery! Abolish all authority!
Seriously though, I understand why Sycamore said all that stuff, even though he had no right to talk to me like that. He has no insight into my person whatsoever, so it's not up to him to judge my actions. I was just asking whether I could get some extra time or not. (The PLS page said something about entries being accepted late under certain conditions.) A simple "no" would have been sufficient.
Anyway, you don't need to worry about me. I won't be gone for too long. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Betty Ford again? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:13, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Nah. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)
FWIW, everyone could see that Sycamore clearly had sand in his vagina. Try not to take it too personally. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:21, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
I have tried and failed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Hidden Page

You found my hidden page!

You get this award!

Ninjaspinnermedal The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you found. Amazing.

ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

Oh, thanks. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC)

In grongitude

The article's genius was beyond question. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:13, 24 March 2009 (UTC)

VFD

Hi Sock. You know in the rules at the top of VFD, where it says "Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD"? You see how everyone else does that? (Even if it's one word, in the case of a recent Asahatter nom). Can you do that? Thanks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:58, Mar 25

Okay, I'll comment away! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:00, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Now, there's this thing called "VFD flooding". - Don't completely fill it, leave room for others to add a nom or two - you'll be able to add the rest soon enough. Again, people (including me and MrN) have had to do this before. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:33, Mar 25
Don't worry. I'll restrain myself. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Cool. Ta! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:35, Mar 25

Danke schön!

Glad I could help you out. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:35, 25 March 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Neurotic Neil thanks you for voting!

Obviously by Neil I mean 'I' cos you know that people who refer to themselves in the third person like that actually tend to be kinda narcissistic and I'm not - well I mean I wouldn't say I was - so from now on I'll say 'I', I just had to say Neil so you knew that it was me and not somebody else. So I came here to say thanks for advertising my daily torment I hope that now more people will have a greater understanding of why I'm so dysfunctional. Thanks, did I say that?

Also I hope you get back soon, you're cool. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 12:35 26 March 2009

I plan on officially returning within a week or so. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:55, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

To help you move those pages :)

Spambox MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:37, Mar 26

Thanks. Should I put that in my awards page? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Well if you don't consider it spam I guess... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:43, Mar 26

How in the world

Did you manage to edit conflict me on a little-used userspace template that hasn't been edited in two years? Seriously, how did you do that? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Coincidence? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
More like conspiracy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:43, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
I just saw your talkpage pop up on RecentChanges, took a look, and saw a template messing things up. Sorry, no conspiracy here. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
Whatever. I'm adding another layer to my tinfoil hat tonight. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:48, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
It was destined! Fate brought us together! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:49, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

Danke schön!

Ah yes, the gayness of Raiden. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

Douche

--MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:15, 29 March 2009 (UTC)

Yeah right. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
... You're alright Socky! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:12, 29 March 2009 (UTC)
Uhhh....:P
I like pie mmm 00:59, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
I like pie too! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:01, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
I like pie more
I like pie... I just happen to... really!/Spam me/Spam doesn't taste as good as pie 05:58, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

Eh?

Looks like that's fixed it to me. What are you talking about? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:44, Mar 30 fixed!]. On my computer anyway! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:47, Mar 30

You appear to be completely correct. Sorry, my mistake. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:48, 30 March 2009 (UTC)
You forgot your meds this morning again eh... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:49, Mar 30
Meds? What meds? I'm a perfectly normal person. It's just that I haven't slept for days. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:53, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Pssst. Hey Bud. C'mere.

Do you feel like nominating any dead elephants? I think I've totally poured over the sucker at this point in time and finished doing the tedious little checks and edits.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  14:09, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

Message understood. Consider it arranged. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

You wanna nominate a really short piece of crap that only makes high people laugh?

I dare ya. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:27, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

What have I done? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
Evileye

I can't really get away with this can I? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:44, Mar 31

Normally, I get that from Mordillo. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:45, 31 March 2009 (UTC)
And if that fails, I'm putting this on there. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:07, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

You're still a pest

But a big thank you anyways.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:10, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

I'm grateful that you managed to say something nice to me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:09, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

-Sir Not A Good Username360Stress KUN 20:41, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

You deserved it. (RabbiTechno too, but he already got one.) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

For your vote...

Potatostab
The Great Potato Massacre
of March 2009

Thank you for supporting Sonje in her ruthless campaign for Potatochopper of the Month
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

--Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 21:53, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Your 'chopping skills are amazing! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:15, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey, don't let it get to my head! I might start chopping things other than potatoes... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:19, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Not my toes, I hope. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Mmmm... Interesting idea. You reckon we could get one of your toes on VFP? We could share credit... --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:24, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
I got blisters from walking great distances throughout Paris. I doubt people want to see that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
I think we should let the voters decide... *edges towards Sock with semi-concealed ritual dagger* --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 19:34, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I'd like to keep my toes where they are... *reveals sword* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:37, 3 April 2009 (UTC)
We all need to calm down...*takes out revolver* --Docile hippopotamus 11:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
We all need to have some sex... *takes out his big bazooka* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Do we need some drugs...*rings Stoned Jeff for the goods* --Docile hippopotamus 12:33, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
I got the booze and marijuana right here... *gets high and drunk, pukes* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:46, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
The evolution of this conversation astounds me. Pass the joint please. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 22:56, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Here you go, Sonje... *dreams of a wonderland full of rabbit holes and little girls* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
The Lewis Caroll comment I can live with, but the Lolita vibe is a bit creepy, dude... PS: Bless you for bringing closure to my sig btw. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 23:12, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
Creeping people out. It's what I do best. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

That's one fucking ugly motherfucker

Lol. Got a good laugh out of me that comment. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:00, Apr 4

Glad you liked it. And I see you got yourself some shiny new boobs. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:02, 5 April 2009 (UTC)

What the hell did you do to my pic?

My Jenny pic looks all screwed up now! Why did u change it and how can I change it back?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:08, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

You could've just reverted it to the previous version. It's just that the Jenny in that pic looks all distorted compared to the picture you got the face from. I tried my best to make it look better, though I'm aware that my colours didn't match. I'm sorry if you didn't like it. I'm really sorry about all of this. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:20, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

The Stench of Defeat

I'm glad you liked it. Do you think I should work on it some more, or send it to the mainspace and get it PEE'd? Saberwolf116 02:32, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, if you plan on getting it peed, you may want to wait 'til after the review and make some more improvements before moving it to mainspace. I like your rewrite the way it is now, but some may not share this view. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:26, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

I can get it reviewed in userspace? I thought it was just mainspace. Saberwolf116 13:02, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Yup, it's rather common actually. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

press

hey sock, might you care to comment on the subject of the unsignpost story that i haven't started writing yet? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:26, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Cabal? What cabal? There is no cabal. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
What the fuck is a NetBar? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Huh? What are you talking about? Of course I'm drunk. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Sup.

How's tricks? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:59, 9 Apr

Rather tricky actually. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Did they get you with the old "what's on your shirt?" gag too? Tricky bastards! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:07, 9 Apr
They got me alright. They got me good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
Have I ever told you I think you're swell? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:18, 9 Apr
Not until now. Thanks for voting for me! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
You deserve it. I'm always seeing you trying to be helpful. Plus you give the impression that you don't take this place or yourself too seriously unlike some other users I could mention. I like that, so I like you. Wanna catch a movie? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:25, 9 Apr
Are there chicks in it? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
TargetPreview18

Dude, is there any other kind of movie? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:38, 9 Apr

Sexy girls

Not that I know of anyway. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

853223 a5ff1cd078

In any case, don't let the bastards get you down dude. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:47, 9 Apr

Mm3

Don't worry. In case of emergence, I can always rely on these pictures to cheer me up. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:52, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Adriana

Glad I could help! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:08, 9 Apr

Rougethebat

This is the best movie ever, guys. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:32, 9 April 2009 (UTC)


You were asking for it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:39, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Hey..

Just saw that thing you put on my talk page, it really helped. Did you just make that or do you send it to every n00b that logs in for the first time? (Sorry if I'm acting like an uber n00b) Drunk Monkey 17:37, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

I use it for multiple new users, but I really mean what I say in it, every time I post it. I'm glad it was helpful to you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the friendly welcome indeed. :D --Quaazi 17:15, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey, how do you make a new sig? I don't want mine to be just my name, it's really boring.Drunk Monkey 17:47, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Make a template at User:Drunk Monkey/sig. Then put {{subst:nosubst|User:Drunk Monkey/sig}} in that signature thingy at your preferences and don't forgot to mark that "Custom signature" thingy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:51, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
I'm having trouble finding code for a signature, like making it pop out and stuff like that..Drunk Monkey 21:10, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
You can take a look at mine. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:12, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I know it isn't your fault, but my dad saw the porn you posted somewhere above this. He was really pissed, I got banned from Uncyclopedia for a week or so. );Drunk Monkey 01:16, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
You shouldn't allow your parents to watch what you're doing on the computer. They'll be all paranoid about who knows what. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:05, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, my parents are pretty retarded. Thanks for all the help, by the way.-dRuNk MoNkEy

New sig!

Test. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

what happened to your old signature? you sold out good sig. --Docile hippopotamus 00:24, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:50, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Well done


Actually I read what you wrote again and it's not quite right... it just gives the next day that doesn't have an article queued for featuring, in a way that means it doesn't have to be subst'd, like in {{nextfeatureslot}}. Close though. Spang talk 00:39, 10 Apr 2009
Woohoo! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:52, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

How dare you!

NakedBarbies

It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

.....Try and promulgate your leftist "God Is Dead" philosophies on UncyclopediA! If you ever want to vent some steam just look that guy up and give him a holler'. I bet he'd argue with you for days. Thanks for the gumball Socky!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:25, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Hot! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:26, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

NEW SIG!

A SOCKPUPPET IS BORN! Saberwolf116 12:28, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

BORN AGAIN WITH GREATER POWER THAN BEFORE! MUAHAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Get Over Jenny

it's nommed. Do I have your vote?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods

You can count on me... but there's still one thing I'd like to settle... see Sonje's talkpage... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:33, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

HowTo

Hi there Socky. Seeing as you're all active and stuff, and seem to have enough time on your hands, fancy a responsibility? I've been looking after the HowTo page for a while, but as you may have noticed, I've been IRL busy as fuck recently and have had limited time to do proper Uncyc stuff. So would you like to give me a hand with the page? If you're interested, I'll let you know what to do. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:38, Apr 11

Well, maybe I'm interested, though it depends on what I'll have to do. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:44, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
It's not actually that much, TBH, the main thing is changing the featured HowTo every thursday. As you'll see if you look at the history of the feature page, I haven't been on the case that much recently. Just skim through the recent HowTos on the main page, see if there's a half decent one that isn't on the recently featured list, and switch 'em over. Again, look at the featured page history to see how to change it over (it's not rocket science - I can do it!) Possibly tidy up any articles you feature, although it's not necessary. Usefully, there's never been a vote for featured HowTo, so you can just find one you think is good enough. If there are none on the recent list, find one from Category:HowTo. You don't even have to add a template to featured HowTos, so it's pretty simple!
That's the main thing. If you ever find yourself bored, you could always find good tips from HowTo articles and add them to Template:HowTo:TotD (again, look through the history). Particularly ones on Special:Lonelypages - this then gives them a link and removes them from that list, which is handy.
That really is it. Not a lot to do, but it would be a big help to me. Whaddaya say? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:56, Apr 11
Hmm... Okay I'll do it! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Awesome, thanks! --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:00, Apr 11
No problem. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Remember this? Just askin', as it's been a fortnight since you last changed the feature. Are you really bothered about doing this, or do I take it back? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:47, May 1
Wow. Sorry man. I forgot to do it this week. I decided I'd do it every two weeks (every week would probably be a bit too often, since last week I had trouble finding a good HowTo and decided on two weeks). But I forgot to do it last Thursday, it must have slipped my mind. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:56, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

Where...

Hi Sockpuppet - I restarted painting, and also got fed up with people not grasping the concept of satire here. I'm not sure if I'm going to write anything much but will be around to kill time now and then. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:59, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Nice to have you back. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

In Graltitude

Kirk admits it

Star Trek: The Original Series. Still hilarious.

I just noted that "indicate below this template" stuff. I'd like some confusing "Dr. Spock" and "Mr. Spock". Despite my comment on that one forum topic, I still think Star Trek was a great series, though it had its flaws. Plink. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Phenomenomen

...which just means ominous phenomenons. Anyway. Would you be interested in co-writing a condescending scientific article about something? I have the means of producing mind-bogglingly boring "scientific" images and, as you know, text that beats the scale of those images in myndboggling boring-being. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:09, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

I may be interested. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
Good, is your chatroom alias also SOAUU? I've found chat is the quickest way to get good ideas. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:26, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I've found out I can only use the web-based IRC. Which sucks quite hard on my computer. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:28, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
OK... too bad since the IRC way is really good - but OK, we can work it out some other way. Does it suck so hard we couldn't decide on the subject and some outlines in there and then go on otherwise? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:30, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
I'll try, but don't blame me if it sucks balls - IRC that is. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:32, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
OK, I'll go into the IRC channel now... why cannot you use Chatzilla by the way? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 12:34, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

aww

but it would be easier to be used Btzkillerv 20:00, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Sadly, the adopters don't take that much effort anymore. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

Here is the deal

Your assumption that your gazillion edits grant you some sort of immunity and/or allow you to go around the place pocking into each and every conversation and/or telling admins how to run around managing the site is wrong. So here is the deal: I don't want to see you telling any admin what to do or quoting the "rules" again. Understand? We have been here long enough to understand how this place work without your help. Also, you will start checking who you welcome, I'm tired with you welcoming obvious vandals for the sake of sig spamming.

And just to be clear, this is not an advice. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:18, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. It is not my assumption that a large amount of edits grant any of those things.
    However, I am 'known' to a considerable amount of users, so at times I leave some helpful advice or somekind of humorous comment. And sometimes, believe it or not, I just want to talk about something with the respective user.
  2. I did not mean to "quote" any rules. What I meant to do was share what had been my observation of such things thus far. I did not intend to be a smartass or anything of the like.
  3. I normally do check the edits of who I welcome.
    The particular user you are talking about, Uncyclopedialicksballs, had 1 edit, which I superficially checked. I started reading the changes he made "It was at one point banned for containing ..." and I didn't read any further because I thought like "Wow. I had expected something like SUCK MY PENIS UNCYCLOPEDIA, but this actually looks like decent English. I guess he's good enough to be welcomed, despite his funny name." If I had read the full edit, I would've reverted it and probably wouldn't have welcomed him. In the future, I'll make sure to check more thoroughly in such cases.
  4. I do not do anything of such kind. Sig 'spamming' as you like to call it, is a mere side effect of me wanting to contribute to this site.
Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:54, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

How dare you call me an obvious vandal. You little @$!&#. I was glad he welcomed me. Check my edits, I haven't vandalized anything. Don't make an assumption based on one idiot. Starting out isn't easy, but Sockpuppet felt kind enough to help me out with more than a few things. Leave this guy alone, he's actually pretty nice.Drunk Monkey 20:51, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

WTF SOAUU?

Guard in park WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?

Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.
--CheddarBBQ

Guard in park
WTF indeed. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:32, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Opinion

I'm writing a little article on userspace, and, seeing as how you've offered me advice in the past, was wondering what you have to say that might help. =)Saberwolf116 00:16, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

I like what's there now. Maybe you could expand the concept from YouTube to other sites as well. Didn't we have this copyright vandal over recently? So far, you've done a good job with it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:58, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, thanks=) well, i'm not sure what other sites do it, does Metacafe have to deal with those claims? Saberwolf116 12:12, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Maybe Wikipedia? They're rather strict as far as licences go. You could say something like "Sometimes they end up on other sites. Usually they quickly die out, though they seem to flourish quite well on Wikipedia-related sites." Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Can I have some help with the Phail article I made.It's.....epic phail right now (The irony is disturbing).User talk:Bad Shroom

Conversations with JammyHA.

If Uncyclopedia is there to be edited then why can't I? I was not vandelising, and since you won't let me reply to your stupid little e-mail I've had to edit again. Unfairly this time yes, but thats your fault. "Hidden Page"? What are you - 5!? Just try and calm down. I'm editing, not "vandelising." jammyHA. :)

Okay, you can edit. You're not allowed to blank stuff on other people's talkpages though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

What did I blank? :S jammyHA. :)

When you first edited this talkpage, you removed all the content that was there before. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Didn't mean to... jammyHA. :)

Okay then. Promise to be more careful, alright? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:29, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, cool beans. So, how are you? jammyHA. :)

Fine, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:32, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Okay, bit rude you didn't ask me. J.x

How are you? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, am pretty good. Why you up so late? J.x

You don't even know in what country I live. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Aw, I see. So, is it late? J.x

Actually yes, you were right about that. I should be going to bed now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:39, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Britain then? :) Aww, well thats pretty crap. I'll try not to delete anything whilst your gone. Is there anybody else about? J.x

Close, but not quite. You shouldn't delete stuff, you know. Probably someone is, somewhere... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:45, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but seriously.."Hidden Page" !? Its not hidden if you scroll down and its there! J.x

Do you know what a talkpage is? It's where people talk about stuff and such. Those titles describe the subjects. It is about a "Hidden Page" (which I managed to find) and not in itself a hidden page. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:50, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, obv. If you didn't find it I'd be worried. It would be better if it was like "Hidden Page" and that paragraph didn't exist. If you like this so much then why are you a "SOAUU"? Why arn't you registered? J.x

You don't really seem to get the point. Take some time to think it over. Anyway, I gotta run. See ya later. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:56, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh!? What don't I get? Whats an "SOACC" then!? J.x

Sometimes people just don't get it. Heh heh heh. Hail Hitler!...( not, am not a Nazi :) )

I think this page should startover... none of that other crap!

Edit conflict!

What is going on up there! I can hear you boys!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Pardon? J.x

Isachia! Sockathese! Keep it down up there or I'm going to come up there with my belt! And start signing your posts with four tildas for gaddsakes!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Btw, that's your greek philosopher identity--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:29, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Greeks? All I know is they all got fucked by Zeus. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:31, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Idiots. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:15, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Delivery!

FU! I WAS GOING TO TO DELIVER IT TODAY! YOU BASTARD! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:01, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Um. Sorry? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
No worries. Just a little frustrated to not get the change sence you did it so early. Dibs next week though. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll leave next week to you. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
 :P Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 20:09, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
=) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

The Czechslovakiland article needs some help.Care to edit?User:Bad Shroom

Oh, sorry.I'll read it again.Wait, does this mean you'll delete Template:AIDS, too?--Bad Shroom 22:42, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

So

Is Copyright Shotgun ready for mainspace? Saberwolf116 00:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

I think so, yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:40, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I finally got to upload an image.It's this:LSDYoshiLike it?Bad Shroom (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

It looks alright. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:38, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I planned to make Yoshi look more high by putting cheap vibrant paint lines, but I thought it would just be, sloppy.--Bad Shroom 19:40, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

It looks good as is. Though it's a little pixellated. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:41, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I know.It's some "image compression" crap that causes it.--Bad Shroom 19:43, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

I love you. Do you love me? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Sure I do. But um... Are you contagious? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

here is a list of ARTICLES you have written

  1. your face
  2. your face
  3. your face
  4. your face
  5. and your face

you have written about as MUCH as a MAN with NO ARMS SOEVERWHAT. andicanbarely stomach stomach stomach stomach your insolence. i hate seeeeeeing non-article writing memoirs on my diary. there is no juice left now.

no juice left
no juice left
no juice left
no juice left

chilling chilling chilling chilling chilling chilling, chilling in the microwave. 60 second heat coffin, all ready meals. all ready eating, 60 seconds now. libellous ad-lib ad-lib ab-lib. lib-ad!

oh won't you take me soon tkae you soon tkae you take you soon oh won't you you you you you oh won't take you soon. oh won't

I realise the full futility of this message. Franz Ferdinand. Archduke of Gloucester. Of Gloucester.

i have no further further questjuns. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 00:24, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

What the fuck is your problem? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:35, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
I like talking like that. It releases fumes. Nah, I never mean what I say when I'm being silly. I like you, man. LET'S BUY SOFAS. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:29, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
Sofas? Um, okay. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:36, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks!

Ah, yes. That's a nice article there. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

More Spam

Ah, yes. That's a nice article there. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:10, 20 April 2009 (UTC)
Deja vu. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:38, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Working on your next annoying little drama?

Do not harass or stalk me about please.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:26, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Huh? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:28, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, I don't know what you are talking about. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:31, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
You must be wakin' up in the middle of the night and shitting in his dead granny's master bedroom. Why do you get to stay there in that nice house anyway, when his uncle had to move out & get his own place? It's just a bedsit, not very comfortable for an unmarried 54 year old man. Sell your bungalow and buy a flat for your mate's relative. Then you can Live On The Beach! Sherry Fitzgerald --noamshouseparty 18:59, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Thank You!