User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive13

                                                 

Guess what

You're Belgian. That is all. --Black Flamingo 17:35, December 14, 2011 (UTC)

 :O —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:37, 14 December 2011

Sand-Nigger

- Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at00:43, Thursday 15 December 2011 -

A what now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:44, 15 December 2011

Italy

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:35, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

My dearest Sockitude:

Could I prevail upon you to do me a very small favor, and move a picture I recently uploaded to the proper spelling? I would be most obliged.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 11:01 (UTC)

Say, you don't happen to be the Masked Crumpeter, eh? ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:48, 19 December 2011

Of course not. (And thank you, sir!)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 19 '11 13:53 (UTC)

Did You Know...

That circles are round? --POP!GoesTheWeasel 03:49, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

No, I thought they were just circular. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:13, 20 December 2011

Request

You should also undelete Talk:Pornography. Thankyou. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:37, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:49, 20 December 2011

Chimp out

That is a pretty bad article. If it lost the last paragraph it would be a marginal keep in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:27, December 20, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, but your edit also removed the see also section. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 20 December 2011

Damn...Firefox again. Sorry. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:35, December 21, 2011 (UTC)

Jaf999

I think he maybe the one. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:05, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

The Force is strong with this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:07, 22 December 2011

zoz

I got to Zaventem last night and was VERY LUCKY and caught the last train out. Im now listening to Music-for-life on studio brussels ... aparantly is the last year they will do it. It doesnt feel like christmas without it. hahaha. --ShabiDOO 17:29, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

You managed to catch a train in this national strike madness? You're very lucky indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:18, 22 December 2011

Hahaha. Yeah...I got the very last train and I pretty much jumped on board as the doors were closing. I didnt have 100 euros for a taxi and I didnt feel like sleeping in the elevator. --ShabiDOO 18:35, December 22, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews

Should I stop nominating them on VFD? lol, maybe they have passed a test before that I don't know about , maybe I'm trying to do overtime? (Not that I want to, at all) Mattsnow 22:53, December 23, 2011 (UTC)

Well, it's your call. If you think they're of sufficiently bad quality, go ahead and nom them. Just don't over do it either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:53, 24 December 2011

Holding Pages

I haven't checked how you are doing with Lindsay Lohan but I did come across Snoop Dogg which it total crap. It occurred to me before when working on the Amy Winehouse article to cut out the stupid abuse that often perhaps there should be a 'basic' article in the space. i.e some text and a few photos. These would be stubs to start off but perhaps they will attract people to improve them. My own view that when a user creates an article and starts off with a rubbish Star Wars/Pokemon theme - the usual junk - it discourages others to improve it as the article would have to be scrapped and started over again. Would be interested in what you think and - Merry Christmas BTW! . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:46, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

I think that's a great idea! And Merry Christmas to you too, good sir. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 24 December 2011

OK I will suggest this in the Village Dump soon to get a view from other users. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:56, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

The Article Whisperer

Hi, Sockpupper of an unregistered user. I'm Featured User. What are you doing for the upcoming 2nd Annual The Article Whisperer? 18:58, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, I hadn't planned anything specific just yet. Maybe I could write something about Postpostmodernism, if I can get my lazy ass into writing gear. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 24 December 2011

Thank God it's Friday

What do you think? Feature worthy yet? Pup 10:20 25 Dec '11

Is it a good article? Definitely. Does it have that extra edge that makes it featureworthy? I dunno. I'd say it's worth a shot, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:07, 25 December 2011

Claude Debussy

Hey Sock, you've got admin superpowers, haven't you? I was reading through my works, as I sometimes do in moments of ego, and realised I'd missed an obvious joke in my Debussy article. Only problem is the thing's protected. Any chance you could let me in? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:41, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Regular registered users can edit it again now. Glad I could help you out with something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:28, 26 December 2011

Tripped face first into a bar

Hello Sockolicious. This is a note to lots of people, asking them to join into a Walk into a bar collab (and if Iz missed you, you are more than welcome to "Walk into a bar" too!). If you want to join in, make up your best "Walk into a bar" jokes and we will have the bestest "Walk into a bar" page on the innernests! Aleister 16:00 28-12-'11

I added a little something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 27 December 2011

Ewwwwww. I just walked into the bar and into the bathroom and saw the little something you left. And I also just logged onto the contest and found a similar article listed, so I signed it up for the collab if it can be moved to that category. Scary. Aleister 22:25 27-12-'11

The universe works in mysterious ways. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 27 December 2011

Because of this I have just converted to Jainism (or in my case, Jane-ism) Aleister 22:44 27-12-'11

So that means you can't be a corpsearian anymore, huh? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 28 December 2011

Sockity, can you unhuff Prohibition, which was huffed in the Great Purge of '011. If I recall the page it's one I worked on and was going to do more on, with a very large photo at the bottom. Appreciated and joyful. Thanks. Aleister 1:39 28-12-'11

Ah, no problem, Aleister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:40, 28 December 2011

Here you go. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 28 December 2011

You are as fast as I am "pleasing" a woman. Thanks! Been a long time since I've seen that page, and I know I planned to do lots of work on it. You are God's answer to Japan being a dick. Aleister 1:49 28-12-'11

I'm a giant earthquake? Well, thanks Aleister, that's a really nice thing to say of you. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:53, 28 December 2011

Opening Up Huffed Pages

Hi there. Aleister was interested in reading my huffed articles and wants them opened again, published on my userspace. I'd like to see them again, too.

• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Arsonists Destroy Home of Bear-Rights Activist
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Gaddafi remains in Libya to engage in necrophilia
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Polar Bear Impersonates American Author and Seen with Gaddafi
• User:Izbeenoneweek/UnNews:Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido

If there's any way to reopen them/unhuff them, that would be nice. I am thinking about rreposting them after some editing and suggestions. --Izbeenoneweek 13:13, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, no problem. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 2 January 2012

The Emo's Guide to Failure

As one Jewish taxidermist said to the other when he realized they'd mounted a moose buttocks, "Vell, I tink we stahted wit da wrong end!" Should I have made my "keep" vote the beginning of the article, and gone from there, instead of the way I actually did it? After some sleep, the ending feels sorta blatantly obvious. Too obvious. Also, if you've got any advice, I'm all ears.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 18:37 (UTC)

I've only got one piece of advise for you and I'm afraid it'll already be redundant once you've read it: VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:05, 3 January 2012

HA! Hahahaha! It's accumulated two more "delete" votes since I rewrote it! This is so going to end in tears.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 19:19 (UTC)

Boys will be boys, and delete voters likewise. Such is the tragedy of life. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 3 January 2012

Damn, Confucius! Didn't see you sittin' there. Scared me.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 3 '12 19:40 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Greetings, Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. You voted for me on POTM for November, and also for Mexico lol.jpg on VFP, and for me on UOTM for December, and holey freaking cow, you also voted for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

(Also, it's quite clear you're fond of me. But I have to say...we should probably let our romance cool off for a while. People are starting to talk.)

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:39 (UTC)

Ah, thanks for blowing me away with such an exuberant giving of thanks. I'll make sure to put myself back together to do other things you can thank me for later on. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 4 January 2012

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

I intend to have a great deal of parasites. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:05, 6 January 2012

Re: Redirects

So, Socky, my pal, I never did get to learn how to categorize redirects. So could you please teach me HOW to categorize redirects, kind sir?

I SWEAR THAT I WON'T ABUSE THIS PRIVILEGE.

-Sir Matthew Philip Matthlock, Attorney at Law LLC, 1-800-MTT-HLCK (Give me a call!) 01:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

What's the point? It's easily doable, but a redirect is there for technical purposes only. They're supposed to be a content-less page. The categorisation should go on the article redirected to. Pup 03:19 07 Jan '12

What he said, for the most part. Redirects generally don't need to be categorized. A possible exception might be redirects that belong to Category:Redirects with possibilities, Category:Uncyclopedia category redirects and/or Category:Redirects from abbreviation. If you want to add one of these categories to a redirect, all you need to do is edit the redirect page directly and add the category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:17, 7 January 2012

I didn't even realise we had a Category:Redirects from abbreviation. That seems to be a fairly pointless cat, IMHO. Pup 04:56 07 Jan '12

Possibly, but we're Uncyclopedia after all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:41, 7 January 2012

I have now redirected Sir Matthlock's user page to Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night. That should answer the question. Regards, Aleister 12:48 Russian Christmas '12

Winter

I just left Leuven today ... my god this year was the warmest winter ever! And did you notice that train conductors are friendly these days? Oh...and did you know that you have the first gay prime minister since the Roman Ages? So many changes in a confusing globalizing world! If only Jesus was here to explain it all to us. --ShabiDOO 03:40, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Don't worry, there are still a few unfriendly train conductors left. The world isn't totally screwed up just yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:42, 8 January 2012

I have found...

...a few shiftless articles which were cast into the world and abandoned, and which are now ICU'd and in danger of being shuffled off this mortal coil with no due process:

Zork: The Opera, My Dog Has Fleas and Bathtub are short, and have a few spelling errors and pimples of stupidity, but I think they're potentially brilliant and should be saved. Diatribe was a 2006 PLS entry, although I'm not sure about its quality, now that I've read it a second time. All of these articles have one particular failing in common: they lack images.

Is there any chance you could hook them up with some images, and maybe add a bit of prose to them? I'll do the grammar and stupidity-excisions. It's just that I'm up to my neck in unfinished articles right now, and looking for/creating images is a huge time suck when you've got 56.6 kbps internet service.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jan 8 '12 14:36 (UTC)

I see what you mean, as I have quite a pile of unfinished articles as well. Regardless of which, I'll see what I can do to help out with the articles you mentioned. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 8 January 2012

Don't be angry...I decided to steal Zork: The Opera from you...I couldn't resist. --ShabiDOO 02:19, January 9, 2012 (UTC)

0.p ...holy crap, shabbs!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Jan 9 '12 6:19 (UTC)

Herro.

Sorry to bug you yet again, but it's getting tiresome applying VFDs manually, so I thought I'd debug the issue with Lyr's tags.js. I was wondering if you could point me to some more instances of this happening (you know, content disappearing because of a bug in the script). Thank ye.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 14:11 (UTC)

Sure, I could go through Romartus' contributions and find a couple other examples. How'd that help, though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:06, 11 January 2012

Here are a couple: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5]. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 11 January 2012

Lookin' for a pattern.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:24 (UTC)

Well, the pattern seems to be that pages with an amount of bytes exceeding a particular limit lose a portion of their content. Also, it might be something browser-specific. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:27, 11 January 2012

Those pages were truncated to the following character lengths:
4116
4151
4113
4110
4111
4111
Looks like a pattern to me. Thanks for the links! Oh, and do you happen to know which browser Romartus uses?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:37 (UTC)

He told me he was using Firefox during those instances. Dunno which version though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:41, 11 January 2012

Ok. I think I'm on the right track. Thanks!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 11 '12 15:48 (UTC)

No probs, mate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:51, 11 January 2012

It's not exactly a bug in the script so much as just the way the entire thing is implemented, which depends on the javascript engines using big enough variables because it tries to shove the entire article into one. Now in theory, javascript uses untyped, unsized variables, so that should work, even if it isn't terribly elegant, but what do you know, we live in a real world and they really are sized. And in some javascript engines *coughfirefoxcough*, they are sized too small and they don't even check if they need to be resized. Really, the entire script structure needs a rewrite; it's actually quite old, using legacy code that was kept just to keep from breaking stuff still using it, but since jquery is included with mediawiki now, it should provide more than enough for anyone who has some idea of what they're doing to do far better. 1234 ~ 17:10, 11 January 2012

Firefox 4 plus was the problem (on a mac). I switched to Opera as suggested by Black Flamingo. Not had the same problem. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:22, January 11, 2012 (UTC)

Romartus: thanks! Lyrithya: I suspect it might not be variable sizing, but an issue with how much data can be sent using application/x-url-encoded data. Would be better to use multipart/form-data. There could also be a bug in Mozilla's encodeURIComponent which truncates (or chokes on) variables with strings over 4000 bytes in length. I'm putting a script together that includes error-checking — something to test the amount of data being sent and received. Dunno how long I'll take.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jan 12 '12 0:28 (UTC)

If you mean you're going to write a new script entirely that won't have the bugs and whatnot, good. Nevermind the bugs in whatever it is, we need to move away from this yahoo stuff, especially since we won't have it anymore sooner or later. 1234 ~ 16:45, 12 January 2012

Yeah, I'm writing one from scratch. Should be done in a few days. Also, thanks, Mr. Sock, for letting us use your talk page like a cheap condom. :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 13 '12 0:00 (UTC)

Should probably start with the qvfd gadget, actually, since I'm pretty sure the others were just made from that, tacking on more and more crap. And yes, thank you for being a veritable sock, sock. 1234 ~ 11:12, 13 January 2012

No problem, people. Just keep up the good work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:19, 13 January 2012

I love you I hate you

Thanks for the vote for uoty which will put me on a positive and ultimately winning track (oh, wait, IP's can't vote on these anymore. Never mind.). Hate you for removing the VFH template from Animals with feet war with animals with no feet. It should always have that template on it, until the wonderful day that the main page hosts the war, a war which I can only say about: as generals gathered in their masses, just like "witches at black masses". So thank you and fuck you, very very much. Aleister 12:07 12-1-'12

What's a black mass, though? Is it made up out of dark matter? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:26, 12 January 2012

It's more slimming than a white mass. Pup 12:37 12 Jan '12

How does the page look? Enough? You guys, please add to it. Your upsizing was scary, and made me piss my floor, dog, DVD player and food. Aleister 12:39 12-1-'12

What's your goal with the page, though? Is it just a collection of images of generals and witches? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:43, 12 January 2012

Seemed like a good idea at the time (see Sister Dora on VFD, and Roman's talk page). It has a nice balance now, so keeping the balance, or maybe it's done. You can feature it if you'd like. Both generals and witches have cold tits in real life. Aleister 12:46 12-1-'12

UnBooks:My Tedious Day

A user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Then, another user read my article, went to VFH, and voted. Next, a different read my article, went to VFH, and voted. By now, the article was featured.

Thank you for voting for UnBooks:My Tedious Day on VFH! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:07, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

Don't forget the part where a particular user encouraged you to mainspace said article. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:38, 13 January 2012

Go a moment

... to meet me on IRC? I'll be the one wearing a pink dress with a flower in my hair. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 21:16, January 13, 2012 (UTC)

No probs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:44, 13 January 2012

Ah, I see what happened there. I, too, had that rubby breasty thing on my user page, but no one stopped me and I finally took it off after more than a year. It was down on the page, so maybe nobody who cared looked that far down. Put a bra on it!! Anyway, I came here to ask, since you know the wiki inside and out there, to, if you have some time all set to waste, help add pages and pics into Category:Bestiality which I put up this afternoon. The first four letters say it all. Thanks. Aleister 23:00 13-1-'12

That category didn't exist yet? You sure come up with the best of ideas, Aleister! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 13 January 2012

I thought it existed too, but I went looking for evidence that it was deleted and couldn't find it. Should have thought of it when I was categorizing my Skunk article. Well, fuck a duck. Aleister 23:07 13-1-'12

Oh, I'd love to. You got one available for me? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:08, 13 January 2012

That's just fowl! Pup 11:58 13 Jan '12

Mmm, fowl. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 14 January 2012

Vriendelijk verzoek

... om een plezant artikel te leveren aan de Oncyclopedie. Wij zijn gewoon benieuwd hoe je het er bij ons vanaf zou brengen, omdat we denken dat Oncyclopedia en Uncyclopedia toch echt wel fundamenteel van elkaar verschillen qua humorstijl. Ik heb plannen om op Uncyclopedia zelf een artikel te maken om eens te zien waar ik ergens sta met mijn humor en mijn Engels hier (als het al door VFD raakt ben ik blij...). We hebben nog nooit iets van je gezien op de oncy, wat ik een beetje spijtig vind (omdat er nu toch een Nederlandstalige wiki is). We hebben ook nog zoveel te schrijven en we kunnen je hulp zeker gebruiken (al was het maar voor 1 artikel). Zo. Genoeg gepalaverd. A vos plumes et auf siederwehn! Cartoonist | You're nuts? Don't worry... Me too! | 01:19, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I'd love to try it some time. I'm hellishly busy right now, though. Maybe I'll translate something of mine that got featured here. Though you're probably right about the difference in style between the English and the Dutch wikis. For some reason I tend to predominantly visit English sites when surfing the web, so it'll be an interesting experience when I give writing articles at Oncyclopedia a shot. Also, writing in Dutch on an English wiki seems awkward to me, so I hope you don't mind my reply being in English. ; ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:58, 15 January 2012

Feature que

This blackout thing will affect the feature, but a perfect solution for your consideration. Why not leave Twilight up for the duration, and move the article "Thank God It's Friday" to.....wait for it....Friday, which is open for a feature. Although the que could flip if it isn't moved by 00:00:00:00. Aleister 22:10 17-1-'12

We're Uncyclopedia, though. Featuring something on a day that seems appropriate for it is a very quaint concept around here. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:16, 17 January 2012

You use big words like "quaint", they confuse me. Speaking of tiny words, have you read my new unnews on Gingrich? Only reason I'm asking is that I'm quite proud of this one and its polishing, and haven't asked anyone to read it (except Mattsnow, who doesn't read and I fear illiteracy runs in his family). And you, of course, can catch any stupid spalling misteaks. Thanks if you have the time, and the temperment, or let me know if money will rent your eyes. Aleister 22:25 17-1-'12

He's illiterate? So that's why he answers in non-sequiturs all the time. Your UnNews is pretty nice and it's even better now that I've caught and butchered the spelling mistakes that were sneakingly hiding within it. And why are Americans even voting for the guy? His name alone is off-putting. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 17 January 2012

Thanks for the fixes! Perfecto mudendo. Your random article has huge potential, so it doesn't make a difference if it's user or main space imnho. A great start. And voting for which one? Gingrich or Romney each have such large faultlines that Obama is going to once again win on luck alone. Not to mention his billion dollar campaign war chest (literally). After a Socky run-through of the page, now I can rest easy and actually have dinner. Later, gator, tater. Aleister 22:44 17-1-'12

There's always Ron Paul, even if the media think otherwise. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 18 January 2012

What a bizzare edit you made on the Gingrich tome. I supossspe I should thank you. Aleister 18:24 19-1-'12

My spellcheck is pulling out its hair at your post as we speak. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:37, 19 January 2012

Help

I went over to William McKinley to do some grammatical clean-ups here 'n' there, but I got carried away, and changed a few paragraphs. Now I'm afraid to hit "save", because that article is Romartus' (and VladimirL's) baby. It's already gotten VFH votes in its present state. What should I do?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:25 (UTC)

Well, that mainly depends on whether your changes constitute a major improvement or are more of the eh-I-like-it-better-this-way kind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 20 January 2012

Yeah...but with my stuff, I can never tell the difference, until I've pissed someone off. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:30 (UTC)

Maybe saving your edit with an edit summary like (Romartus: Feel free to revert any changes you disagree with.) would be a solution to your dilemma. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:28, 20 January 2012

Meh, somebody just reverted some much-more-minor edits I made on a different article, so I think I'm going to just...not bother. Simpler. Sorry to bother ya.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:41 (UTC)

Oh, but Puppy just reverted his revert of your edit. He also encourages people to vandalise your userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:45, 20 January 2012

>.<  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 13:50 (UTC)

Is bogan another word for Australian? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 20 January 2012

Indeed, Captain.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 20 '12 14:08 (UTC)

That's like saying all English are Chavs. And BB - at least you now know that your efforts are appreciated so much that I'm happy to take the credit for them. Pup 02:22 20 Jan '12

Forum missing

Hello. I just made on edit on your forum about zapping pages with Fix tags, etc., on them, but the forum itself isn't being shown on, well, forums (where it used to live). Did it get taken out back and shot itself? Are we like under martial law here or something? /looks behind shoulder as he types Do you need protection? Tap once for yes, twice for no. Or put a classified ad in the Gazette this Sunday, reading "Tapping once for yes" or "Tapping twice for no." I wasn't here. Aleister 10:14 22-1-'12

It was a Category:Ministry of Love rather than a Category:Village Dump forum, so it wouldn't show where most of the forums usually sit. I've added te second cat to it so it will show in both forum lists now. (I'm assuming that's what you were talkings about.) Pup 10:56 22 Jan '12

I found it there too, as well as other things. Hence my edit conflict post to socky which follows. Thanks for finding it. Aleister 11:03

This is really old news, but I was gone and missed the entire thing (except for one edit saying that I had no time to read the whole thing). I'm not afraid, well, yes, I am afraid, to admit that I'm tearing up a little, for the first time on uncyclopedia, unless you count that time that I saw that Butt Poop had been huffed. I just read the admin forum where L. and some others tried to get you deopped. I had heard of it, and apparantly posted on the user forum once, but thought it was a joke. But it was serious and they were really mad. Apparantly you, one of the best admins here, were a voice in the wilderness for some of the things which are best about the site. This is old news, although it's new to me, and so I wanted you to know how much I appreciate you and electronically have your electronic back if you have to go to the wall for something or other, at least have your back for a few minutes or until lunch, whatever comes first. Aleister 11:00 22-1-'12

Thanks Aleister, I appreciate your support. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 22 January 2012

HMC 2012

Be the first to sign-up. If you are the first five people to sign up...I will add .5 to your score :) here. Happy Monkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !! --ShabiDOO 16:24, January 22, 2012 (UTC)

Well, if you put it that way... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:26, 22 January 2012

More admins

I have been beginning to rethink my stance on this. I've never been one to cry out for more admins - partially because I have no desire to become one myself. But the role of admins is not that different from long term user. True - I can't delete or restore huffed pages directly, but I can through QVFD/VFD/maintenance tag channels, and I can always request a restore. I can't ban directly, but other than joke bans if There was a reason to ban I could out it through BP or simply ask an admin, which I have done before. So having said that, there is no real reason why users who have been around for a while shouldn't have admin status. Going back a year or so I would have (and did) recommend Chief, Lyrithya, yourself and Romartus become admin for exactly that reason. There are users who have been around a while who I wouldn't recommend becoming admin, but by the same token I'd still suggest that admin rights go through a community vote prior to being given, much the same as I feel it should be community decision as to an admin being de-opped (again, never seen a need for that myself).

So while I see no relevant argument against it, I can see strong arguments for. It would mean that there are more admins around who can tackle the current issues with the tags issue, more responsiveness in relationship to banning vandals and bullies. In short it would mean the work load of an admin - something that I have avoided - could be shared around more. I'm not saying this for my sake, as I'm still unsure if I would want admin responsibility, which is the downside to admin rights, but because I like this site and I think that having less pressure on those who can make the big calls would be a good thing. Especially when you look at what happens to the writing quality of those that become admin - too much focus on mundanity and not enough opportunity for creativity. And after all, that's really what we stayed here for. Pup 05:55 24 Jan '12

You would have recommended me but I fail at shit. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 12:24, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

I'm not one to be absolutely opposed to having new admins, but last I checked their was a clear consensus amongst the admins that there were plenty to go around at the moment and there's no need for any new ones. I tend to agree with that consensus. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:51, 24 January 2012

Uh....

Garganel killed your Smurfs. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 12:22, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

Smurfs? Where? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 24 January 2012

Bombs fell, Smurfs die, yes. He got really serious. Also, I ran out of ideas. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 12:34, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

Howdy!

Thought I'd drop by and say "thanks for all the fish" and everything.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 12:24 (UTC)

Oh, that reminds me, could you explain any of the alledged "humor" in Nonsensepedia? You know, before you permanently disavow all knowledge of it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:34, 25 January 2012

I have no idea what you're talking about.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:21 (UTC)

Oh, I see. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 25 January 2012

elaoin sdrétu! :D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:29 (UTC)

Indeed. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:45, 25 January 2012

Damn...I am seriously unoriginal.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 25 '12 13:49 (UTC)

Thanks for the spelling fixes. Again. I should get a template to give you. When I look at your edits the fix is so obvious sometimes. Leters mising! Things my eyes must skim over and not register to my various lobes wherever they happen to be playing. Thanks again, you keep me from even more embearassmint of stoopid! Aleister 13:05 25-1-'12

What's a bear-ass-mint? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:08, 25 January 2012

It's a tasty woodland candy, found mainly on the ground but sometimes on a tree trunk, which enhances the flavor. That was done on purpose, by the way, I'm not that stewpid. Aliesteer 13:13 25-1-'12

Yeah, I figured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:25, 25 January 2012

Not very filling if they're only an em in size. At least the candy coated chocolate is 2 em. Pup 01:54 25 Jan '12

Limit on VFH votes

OK, I would like to propose a new strategy to get people voting for VFH and not VFD. I suggest that for people that put up more than 20 VFH votes, they get banned for one day. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 11:50, January 27, 2012 (UTC)

My brain no understand

Why haven't you ever made a category for Bettie Page? I went to look at it and it was not there. I still want to look at it, to see all of Bettie in one place beside the Page page. But it is not there. Woe. Aleister 1:36 30-1-'12

It must've slipped my mind. My apologies for this grave oversight. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:51, 30 January 2012

That your mind has slipped is no surprise. Thanks for the vote on James Bevel. Do you have any UnSerious suggestions for the page? On the category for a person, I remember starting two, on Abe Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe--two people who are usually associated with each other. I found some more pics for the Bestiality category earlier, that seems to be in good shape. The site floats on stormy seas, or is that just the alcohol? Al 00:04 the next day after 30-1-'12

Maybe it floats on stormy seas of alcohol. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 31 January 2012

Again, brain no understand, tries to stand on its own brainstem but topples over on its brain-side. The question: why was Shuffle! VFD'ed? What is wrong with people? That's two questions. Why don't we (we:Puppy and you) give it an edit sweep, get rid of the quotes at the front which just add seconds onto getting to the pictures, and mainspacing it again. Why is the sky blue sometimes and then turns blacker or whiter, depending on what's up there and what time it is? Al 11:57 1-2-'12

I wouldn't know. I'm not Confucius. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 2 February 2012

Lies. If you're not Confucius, then why did you once say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Inquiring minds. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Feb 3 '12 1:29 (UTC)

That's odd. Why would I say such a thing when I never masturbate? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 3 February 2012

It's outside of our grasp to understand the mind of Confucius. Pup 01:42 04 Feb '12

You...

...broke it more! One of the templates is missing! Pup 10:20 01 Feb '12

Yeah... Blame Lyrithya for that. No really, she removed it and stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 1 February 2012

I blamed her first, if that makes you feel better. Pup 11:35 01 Feb '12

It does. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:27, 2 February 2012

I live to serve. Pup 11:44 02 Feb '12

pssst

Socky...how are you comming on the topic front?

happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com :)

Could you also do me a favour and put up a header advertising the competition, some time soon? :) :) :)

--ShabiDOO 00:18, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Oh right, the topic. When's the deadline for coming up with one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:42, 10 February 2012

Old Friend ;)

Hey how are things? I was in class and someone mentioned a sockpuppet which naturally brought me back to thoughts of my favorite sockpuppet on the entire internet! You still on here I see. How do you consistently remain and do things daily...I never could.    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   07:48, February 8, 2012 (UTC)

Well, my activity has dwindled recently, having been busy with other things. Having a lot of free time is the main condition for being able to edit Uncyclopedia regularly. In other news, hi Tagstit! Long time no see! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:41, 10 February 2012

Ya, too busy lately. I was really surprised you were still here...most of the OGs have left :(    Tagstit    talk    contribs    awards   21:58, February 13, 2012 (UTC)

Ah, those old geezers. Hey Tagstit, did you know that I'm an admin now? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 13 February 2012

Have I said thank you recently?

If I did, or if I didn't, it's no matter, THANK YOU! --ShabiDOO 21:35, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

I guess you're welcome, even if I didn't really do anything noteworthy to be thanked for recently. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:43, 10 February 2012

Your happy monkey topic

Your topic my dear Socky is: Twister (Game).

1. Write the article on your namespace
2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey is afraid of Belgians!)

--ShabiDOO 12:07, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'll write it here. If I get around to writing it, that is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 11 February 2012

Bettie!

I just found your Bettie pic on the Abominable Snowman page. Category for Bettie? Pleaseeeeee. I want to see her all in one place, sitting there in all her glory. And then there's this. Aleister 13:30 11-2-'12

I thought you already created one. Feel free to go ahead and create it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 11 February 2012

Okay, but you write and illustrate the intro, which could be a feature in itself. Bettie! Alkster 13:06 11-2-'12

Write an intro? Hmm, it's hard to think of stuff when you're being mesmerized by Bettie's extravagant looks. I'll see if I can come up with something, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:52, 11 February 2012

I brought you a couple new ones! Aleister 00:37 13-2-'12

Thanks. : ) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:53, 13 February 2012

Terrible!

This is a situation that must be remedied! Pup 03:15 19 Feb '12

You want me to ban Maniac1075? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:06, 20 February 2012

Do it! Don't faint or go weak. Ban him, infi ban (hahahahaheheheheheheeheeheeheeheehee). That'll learn him. Aleister 1:54 20-2-'12

This would be so much easier if I had a link to the block page. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:05, 20 February 2012

Greetings

There are some turds clogging the bowl that have the requisite 5 kill votes and 48 hours. Could you ...uh... grab a plunger, or poke somebody else important into taking care of 'em? :D Thank you!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Feb 20 '12 18:10 (UTC)

Also, I {{VFD}}d a page you spent some time editing, so I thought I'd give you a belated heads-up, if you wanna improve it or vote on it or whatever. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Feb 20 '12 18:22 (UTC)

Looks like Zombiebaron beat me to the punch. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 20 February 2012

I love you

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER!

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)

Ew, I can see his ass! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 2 March 2012

Consider it an exercise in self-restraint. Pup 12:40 02 Mar '12

You're not a sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Technically, you're registered. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:34, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

Therefore you're not a sockpuppet. Just like I'm not a Pokémon. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 23:35, March 2, 2012 (UTC)

He's unregistered - this is his sockpuppet account. Pup 02:15 03 Mar '12

Well because he has a sockpuppet account that counts as an account; therefore it's his account. So he is registered. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 02:29, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

You are wrong. He is not registered. Your logic is to be left at the door and then removed before your find it. And how about this guy? Good day, sir. Aleister 2:33 I said good day. 3-3-'12

Still, the unregistered user created an account, thus rendering him/her a registered user. QED. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 03:06, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Problem is that you have forgotten Socratic law of logic II.

Any argument that is concluded with the letters QED is the argument of an individual attempting to prove intellectual superiority, and not to determine veracity of said argument. Anyone using this is not primarily interested in obtaining the truth. Any deviation from the truth is false. So anyone who concludes an argument with QED is lying, and therefore wrong. QED.

Rough translation. My koine Greek is a little rusty. Pup 04:57 03 Mar '12

Hey, why don't I create an account called Sockpuppet of a blocked user? Am I still blocked? Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:05, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Well technically you'd still be blocked because your old account was blocked. And some admin who found out would block the new account. 68.173.113.106 21:09, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, no. They probably wouldn't find out, clone. And by the way, clone, please log in as me before editing. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 21:11, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Well done, Qzekrom. It took a while before anyone took notice of the paradox in my username. Consider yourself awarded with a virtual pat on the back. Now you can start arguing about the existence or non-existence of virtual pats on the back. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:34, 4 March 2012

Is that like a virtual rubbing off against your thigh? Pup 09:18 04 Mar '12

Sorry, Socky. I'm too busy worrying about the possible existence of quantum space and object-oriented universes. That's my latest theory of everything. Cute Zekrom! _{Use Fusion Bolt NOW!! • It's super effective!} 22:41, March 4, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2)  IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:08, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

I wonder when that one'll finally be featured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 6 March 2012

Hi

There's something wrong with the UnNews template. Pics don't show. Wikia's fault?? Template:Lead articles 2. Poor articles... :( Mattsnow 23:19, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

And it's working for the older entries. Very strange. Yeah, probably Wikia. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:27, 6 March 2012

And it doesn't work for the article I just started too.. User:Mattsnow/The Great Elephant Revolt of 2011. I hope it's not just me and that it'll get fixed. Sorry I can't be of much help at all here. Mattsnow 23:39, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

It looks like the images are working again! Hurray! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:45, 6 March 2012

Nope, not for me at least... Mattsnow 23:49, March 6, 2012 (UTC)

Try refreshing your cache. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 6 March 2012

Cache??? I know you're going to laugh, but I don't even know what it is! Mattsnow 00:10, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, just hit the refresh button and hope it does a hard (no innuendo intended at all) refresh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:15, 7 March 2012

Nope, just did the hard refresh as they said, holding ctrl while doing it and it still sucks. Maybe it'll be ok when I restart the pc... Mattsnow 00:19, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, I wasn't seeing the images before either, but now they're showing up, so restarting the computer should fix the problem for you. What browser are you using, by the way? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:22, 7 March 2012

Hey it just worked!!! by holdin shift + ctrl + R !! Great!!! But how come you also couldn't see the new pics on the UnNews template???? Browser:Chrome Mattsnow 00:24, March 7, 2012 (UTC)

Well, Wikia screwed something up that caused some of the newer images not to show up, but they fixed it and I refreshed my cache sooner than you, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:27, 7 March 2012

Damn!

Finally managed to teach my phone to not add apostrophes to its and to change itms to it's. I jump on my computer and guess what happens there now. Pup 06:36 07 Mar '12

Oh no, Skynet's taking over! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:01, 7 March 2012

Yeah. My autocorrect now changes See you later to I'll be back. Pup 07:05 07 Mar '12

Damn computers and their nascent self-consciousness. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:10, 7 March 2012

Allah has burnt my page

Praise be to allah who was huffed my page here. Great is Allah's name, may his wisdom and ever knowingness live on. Can you please now undo what Allah did please? Thanks. --ShabiDOO 16:53, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

I wish my might was as great as Allah's, but seeing as Allah erased every trace of the page's existence, there's nothing I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:30, 10 March 2012

Socky...do you have any idea what happened? Does the whole thing seem fishy...or did it just dissapear? --ShabiDOO 17:39, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Maybe it happened when Wikia made HowTo: a real namespace a couple months ago. Or did it disappear more recently? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:56, 10 March 2012

The thing is...I have no idea when it dissapeared. Whats totally strange about it, is, so did the entries on my contributions list disapear. And the images I used for them (except the one that Aleister used in one of his articles or something). Is that what happens when an article is huffed? The entries in my contribution list is also huffed? The images are also huffed? The huff log also doesn't show it...is that normal? Allah is very mysterious indeed. Priase be his name. --ShabiDOO 18:07, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, sounds like a page that vanished when Wikia officialized some of our namespaces. Probably because of something weird in the title of your page. The images were probably huffed for being unused after the page vanished. If you'd spotted this sooner, we could've recuperated the page from mirror.uncyc.org, but I'm afraid it's too late for that now. Probably the best thing you can do is contact Wikia and ask if they can recuperate the data somehow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:16, 10 March 2012

Praise be to Allah. Allah is kind and murciful. That you live a long and healthy life, Allah willing! --ShabiDOO 18:19, March 10, 2012 (UTC)

Allahu akbar etc. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:23, 10 March 2012

You like undeleting stuff

Any chance you could undelete my userpage? It keeps getting huffed over and over again. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 06:18 Mar 12, 2012

Sure. Is their something wrong with your sysop rights, though? Because normally you should be able to do that as well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:37, 13 March 2012

He dis-opp'disized hisself. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Mar 13 '12 11:46 (UTC)

There were a few templates in my userspace I requested be deleted. You undeleted them. Thank you for ignoring what I asked for completely. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 04:51 17 Mar

That was MrN, I think. Your old sig template is transcluded on dozens of talkpages, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:10, 17 March 2012

Ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thanks for your vote on Oz, now you can eat in the mess hall and not get hassled. Did you see the series, or any of it, or have you heard of it? My friend who tied me into it says it was a soap opera for guys. Aleister 23:28 Ides of March Boxing Day '12

To be honest, I've never seen it or heard of it before. The article was nice, though. —Sir Socky