User talk:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/Archive10

                                                 

Correct script format

Hi Socky, you sweet angel. I like that article. But it's not script formatted. I left them THIS for future reference. I'm in the business, so I know. The link is a priceless guide for UnScripts (or any one who ever wants to write a script). You're blessed! Cheers!--Funnybony  08:59, Dec 2

I see what you mean, but forcing people to use that style may be a little bit too restrictive. I mean, if people prefer another font face or prefer to use different brackets, I don't really think there's something wrong with that. Of course, if an article is parodying a Hollywood movie, it's probably more appropriate to format it the way it would be formatted if it were an actual Hollywood script. I'm not sure how images would be incorporated if we'd copy the industry standard, though. To be honest, I think if we'd format scripts exactly like that, I think it'd appear a bit dull to someone not familiar with the movie business. To each his own, I guess. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:16, 2 December 2010

Hi Socky, I know your point. But in the real world a script format like the article, which is as a little kid would imagine it to be, could not even get you into the parking lot in Hollywood. Pros always do it right, even if they are so famous they CAN do it wrong, still, they do it right. I did it right HERE on Uncyclopedia. Real script writers laugh at the amateur ways dreamed up by those who have yet to learn, because even the best screenplay writers had to start off wrong and get kicked in the balls first. The format of most UnScripts is, simply stated, wrong, and accordingly most look childish to anyone who knows. There is nothing wrong with doing things right. Cheers!--Funnybony  16:07, Dec 2

Well, Uncyclopedia is meant to be laughed at. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 2 December 2010

The Miley Cyrus Appreciation Society

Someone nominated the new untune for VFH. But my dissertation is due TODAY! So I'm working like a monkey on crack. But the audio is halfway done. So as soon as I finish I'll record the vocals. Hopefully tonight. --^Dame 13:26, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm rooting for you, Sonje! And by that, I'm referring to both your coursework and the audio! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 2 December 2010

Ok, all done. Can our next project PLEASE not involve Miley :P --^Dame 18:00, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Alright, I'll come up with someone who sucks even more... How about Justin Bieber? He sounds like a girl, anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:32, 2 December 2010

Justin Bieber sounds more like a girl than I do. In other news, the untune seems to be doing well. Furthermore, your talkpage made my blackberry explode so I refuse to talk to you again untill you get raped. --^Dame 11:32, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

There. I raped myself. I hope you're happy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:18, 3 December 2010

Aw. And there I thought I would finally get that revenge rape. -^Dame 23:25, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

Well, you kinda just did that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 3 December 2010

Damn, u think you'd notice when you rape someone. I'll have to get a rape alarm to remind me. -^Dame 23:28, December 3, 2010 (UTC)

My butt hurts. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:29, 3 December 2010

Too bad Miley Spears isn't around anymore. Sigh. WHY???^{PuppyOnTheRadio} 06:06, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks!

You're still a pretentious jerk. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:55, 5 December 2010

Your Aristocrats Entry

It's so disgusting and vile, it should win the award and then be banned from Uncyclopedia. WELL DONE SIR. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:19, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

You're very welcome, sir. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 7 December 2010

Thanks

Thank you for voting for me for Useless Gobshite last month. Or was that the month before? I can't remember. Either way, though, it really means a lot, so again. Thank you. Have a line of madness, specially chosen for you, as a little keepsake:

I think bad things have happened. I feel them in my socks.

And now I'll spam up your talkpage with a hideously long signature in definite violation of UN:SIG. 'Cause I'm nice like that. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 04:05, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

Instead of doing something productive...

I have come to demonstrate what a terrible mistake you made voting for me for UotM last month. Really, I do not understand what you possibly could have been thinking, but what is done is done, and now I suppose I should be gracious and attempt to thank you, or something. As I do not know how to be gracious, however, I will instead give you a carefully chosen line of Madness, for you to keep as your very own:

If it's not practically useful, then it's practically useless.

UotM needs more love this month, of course, but as I am indeed here to be a terribly useless lump, instead of imploring you to vote for a rather wonderful fellow who should have gotten it last month, I'll just end now and sign this with a signature that has, indeed, been confirmed to be... er, against policy, or something. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 • GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 21:43, 9 December, 2010 (UTC)

O_O AWESOME!--Poiz,Teh zork master!!! 21:55, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

I am pretty magical

But in this instance, a wizard did it. Also, sorry if you didn't want your talkpage rolled back. I know you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself and all. I just used the "rollback all" script I installed a long time ago. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:17, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

You've got a rollback all button? Now that's just crazy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:19, 10 December 2010

It is crazy! --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)}

That's a scary button. Point it at someone and you can get their wallet and everything. Yo, Socky, you are a God walking among men. Not only did you vote for Never on Sunday, propping it onto the front page where it sits right now, but you've been adding to Elfin Lied, a page which is a giant that lurks just out of reach of the users who haven't seen it. That is all. Aleister 1:25 10 12

Ftiercel is making the final animations as we speak. Then it'll be 'finished' and people will be able to enjoy it in all its might. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:35, 10 December 2010

Is it idiot friendly? 1234 ~ 01:26, 10 December, 2010

When looking at someone's contribs page, it makes a tab that says "rollback all" up by where it says "special". --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:32, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Yikes! Is it reverseable or is it like the red button some of the jerks have in national capitals and such? Aleister 1:39 10 12

Totally like that. If you're using this script, I hope you've go a fallout shelter in your basement with enough cans of chili to last you a few generations. (Actually, it is reversible with a bit of wiki-fu. Count how many reverts you made (not hard since they all open as new tabs), go to your own contribs, play with the url until it shows that many edits, and then click the big red button again.) --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:53, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

That sounds... incredibly dangerous. o_O *goes to perhaps copy it, but perhaps not, because that would be insanely stupid* 1234 ~ 01:41, 10 December, 2010

It is best to give it to everybody, so just like in real life politico mutally assured destruction logic, we can all wipe each other out and thus nobody will ever use it, ever, except for Harry Truman. Aleister 1:58 10 12

I think I'll steal it... o__o *looks around for someone to try it on* 1234 ~ 02:27, 10 December, 2010

This is off topic, but... Actually I'm the magical one. Cheers! -- 02:29, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

*eyes Magic man speculatively, stroking new button* 1234 ~ 02:33, 10 December, 2010

*Magic man declares a shoot out. Magic man and Lyrithya Stand back to back, walk three paces turn and... Shoot (well click actually, seeing as it is a button)!* --Magic Snow man ☃ 13:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Naw. That'd be mean, especially with a default set of 500. 1234 ~ 14:50, 10 December, 2010

*Magic man shoots Lyrithya in the face then runs off laughing...* --Magic Snow man ☃ 14:54, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Herod the Great

Thanks for proof reading Herod the Great Socky. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

A pleasure, Romartus. In fact, I just dove into the article again to weed out any typos I might've missed the first time. Thanks for calling me "the Great Socky", by the way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 10 December 2010

The Great Socky..I think that could be the follow up to the Great Gatsby! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:27, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

What an honour. In fact, I just went to its Wikipedia page and reverted some vandalism. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:40, 10 December 2010

I dub thee

	Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/UnBooks:Fred

--ChiefjusticePSX 16:14, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Congratulations, it was a whimsical read. --Black Flamingo 16:16, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 10 December 2010

Almost forgot

	Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:The Children's Guide to Your First School Shooting

--ChiefjusticePSX 16:26, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 10 December 2010

Apology regarding reversion on UN:REQ

Sorry for not bothering to google the name posted by 71.x.x.x. I was too quick to assume that the entry was not in good faith due to it being malformatted and posted by an Anonymous Coward. I will not let this happen again. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 23:02, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

No biggie. Keep up the good work, Pentium5dot1. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:34, 11 December 2010

Apologies

I cannot vandalise your userpage. At least, not in any way that would satisfy my perfectionism, until I get back on a linux machine; windows simply does not have the capacity nor the tools I require, not for something so specific as you wanted. Shame, really. Would have been funnier had there been several all in a similar vein of pink insanity, even if they would have come from such completely different angles.

Feh. Maybe I shall just do my exam, instead. 1234 ~ 05:56, 12 December, 2010

 :'( —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 12 December 2010

It'll get done; don't worry. Just not right away. >.< 1234 ~ 18:21, 12 December, 2010

Huggles and muffins!

I'm bored, I haven't slept enough, my back hurts, and my computer is slow. And I'm waiting for things to finish. So now I'm leaving a completely pointless message on your talkpage.

Good day. 1234 ~ 15:50, 13 December 2010

Mmm, muffins... —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:36, 13 December 2010

Mluffins! Buys ya mluffins here! Thanks for your support and tweeks on Festivus, I see you rescued the cat from being crunched up against the roof and, of course, found one of my constant spelling errors. Isn't that the cutest holiday cat that ever graced the pages of a wiki? I found it while random paging. And is Elfin Lied almost ready for the big show, perfect for Christmas day. I've got it linked in "Uncyclopedia is almost full" as one of the favorite pages. Aleister 9:47 15 12

AAA! I've gotta run! But to answer your questions/notes: Mmm, muffins... It's a pleasure! Yes. And yes, just one more image! And thanks for being such a nice guy, Aleister. :D —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:51, 15 December 2010

UnNews:Young girl arrested for hoodwinking the world

Thanks for your contribution! you are the 14th unique contributor of the month. (All right, some aren't really unique.) You could make this superficially resemble news better by heeding the UnNews:Style: first two paragraphs of Section 3 (keep "our reporter" out of the story) and last bullet of 3.2 (don't end with a moral-of-the-story). I understand that these are all coded references to Justin Bieber, but suspending disbelief and accepting the reporter's demented viewpoint, the article still doesn't explain its own relevance to the reader. Spıke ¬ 00:15 16-Dec-10

In related news, yes, I completely forgot that, Socky. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:38, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

It is what it is now. But there is plenty of time to make it better, too. Spıke ¬ 00:44 16-Dec-10

If I could come up with something else that sounds more newsy and is better than what was there before, I'd replace it, but I haven't come up with anything yet and I'm probably not going to either, to be honest. Then again, I think "our reporter" sounds a lot more newsy than "me" or "I". The relevance to the reader is implied in the "the world" part of the title. Well, the only people this wouldn't be relevant to are the ones that have never heard of Bieber. What I'm trying to achieve with this UnNews is for the fans to go "Hey, that girl looks just like Justin Bieber... OMG, this is about Justin Bieber" and the haters to do the same thing, except they'll burst out laughing once they realize it and maybe they'll say "Holy shit" instead of "OMG". And the ones that don't get it, well, I hope they put a comment on the talkpage so I can point out the obvious to them. :) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:14, 16 December 2010

Yes, "our reporter" (or "this reporter") is better than using the first person. Spıke ¬ 18:06 16-Dec-10

PS--So this is not an UnNews but a riddle?! Am editing the story (1) to turn around the lead sentence to look like a news story, and (2) to eliminate "this reporter" wherever I can do so gently. Revert in whole or part if you think it breaks the concept. I dislike the last paragraph but cannot change it gently and still don't know enough either about Justin Bieber or the effect you are looking for. Spıke ¬ 18:35 16-Dec-10

your star is here!

Thanks, Poiz! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:33, 18 December 2010

. . .and again

Thanks! (thanking you is getting tiresome, but a good kind of tiresome) You caught a blatant spelling error in the lead of today's feature, something which would have thrown the entire lead into a chaotic WTF? And for all the spelling and other fixes on that page, on the Todd Palin page, and who knows how many others. Time marches on! Aleister 12:50 18 12

You're welcome, Aleister. I was actually checking your pages because you said their images were still looking odd. Well, I hope stuff's looking fine now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:33, 18 December 2010

Lookin' good! But most of the pages are still lopsided (I'd better fix all of mine, I guess.) Is the backup server going to fix all of them eventually, or will we have to manually fix 25,000 pages????!!!! Aleister 10:30 19 12

UnNews:Doors singer Jim Morrison wins profanity and exposure pardon

The subject of this article is such an ass hole that he won’t even thank you. He told me to do it. Hey, fuck him! But, thank you!--Funnybony  16:18, Dec 18

Xmas

Merry Xmas I couldn't find something better

I was feeling bored so I made this template. Merry Christmas!

--M&M (christmas mood) 18:29, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:30, 21 December 2010

Elflike

Earlier I noticed you sneaking down the chimneys of many new users to give them a present of a shiny new welcoming template, and just logging on now I see you are still at it. An elf! You are one of Santa's little helpers who is visiting all the good girls and boys and giving them an entranceway to Uncy (and what better gift exists!). So as not to keep you from your work, I will cut this short and wish you a very Merry Christmas, and if I hadn't eaten all of the figgy pudding and dranken all of the egg nog you would have had some of that too, but no. Onward elf, onward! Aleister 15:42 Christmas MMX

YAY! It is good to see the spam of welcomes on recent changes, good, indeed... I had missed it, andnot having time myself... well, I'm glad you got to it. *huggles Socky* Also, there is pinkness in your future. *evil laugh* 1234 ~ 16:05, 25 December 2010

Ah, the wonders of elfhood. I'll make sure Santa gives a couple nice presents to the both of you. :) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:30, 25 December 2010

Lol

I was watching recent changes and I saw this

bye --M&M (christmas mood) 16:50, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I see you've got Funnybony's talkpage watchlisted. How very suspicious of you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:53, 25 December 2010

Do you want me to unwatch it? --M&M (christmas mood) 16:55, December 25, 2010 (UTC)

I have his talkpage watchlisted, too. 1234 ~ 16:56, 25 December 2010

You don't need to unwatch it. It's just something that stood out. Being in bold and all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:12, 25 December 2010

Question...

How does one go about making an image into an external link as well as giving it mouse-over text? You seem to know these things, is all... 1234 ~ 19:04, 25 December 2010

Like this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:45, 25 December 2010

No, I mean the image is the link. How do I override the default mouse-over text? 1234 ~ 19:59, 25 December 2010

Magic! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:02, 25 December 2010

10:10 and thanks

A very good video, nice and creepy and blowinguppity. Thanks for your vote on goat! A goat will come visit you in your sleep now, just sayin'. Aleister 13:16 26 12

Ah, yes. The genius that is 10:10. People should vote a goat to be America's new president. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:20, 26 December 2010

Speling

I cannot spell. You are like a machine. Thanks. Just today I checked on recent changes and saw you spell-swept Anne Hathaway and found what, like 80 mistakes, and now with the Go into the light page, 50 more. I'm surprised I can spell my own name, or even this name. Thanks again, you and Lyrithya have saved me much shame and hanging the head thing with spelling saves. Aleister 3:11 30 12

Well, to be honest, the way my browser automatically spellchecks stuff has something to do with it too. The real trick is to know when something isn't a typo. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:18, 30 December 2010

Yes, how does one do that? *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 03:27, 30 December 2010

I usually use rational thought. And when that's not available, chocolate works just as good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:30, 30 December 2010

However you two pull off your magic, it's. . .magic. Or, as I would spell it, margic. Aleister 3:33 30 12

IT'S FUCKING MARGICAL OR SUMTIN! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:34, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, chocolate? Now that would... um... possibly work if I had any. *shifty eyes* And Dexter, how dare you edit conflict me. How dare you! And stuff. 1234 ~ 03:37, 30 December 2010

HI!

I'm really not supposed to be doing this, but there were these awards lying around, and this one is yours!

Potatochopper of the Month December 2010

Well-earned, squishy. 1234 ~ 01:49, 1 January 2011

Yay! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:49, 1 January 2011

I seek your artistic advises...

Can you think of any way to salvage this? 1234 ~ 17:10, 1 January 2011

Well, it could be used as a sitenotice, I suppose. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:46, 1 January 2011

That was the intent, but it just looks so... awful. 1234 ~ 18:00, 1 January 2011

Uncyclopedia is the worst, you know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:39, 1 January 2011

It doesn't have to be that bad... does it? 1234 ~ 18:56, 1 January 2011

Sure it does. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:19, 1 January 2011

Roberto Duran le da las gracias

Roberto celebrates his feature article in Uncyclopedia – thanks to you.

--Funnybony  08:41, Jan 2

Peed on

I feel so dirty. And it's starting to smell. Maybe I should launder my clothes, and/or take a shower, but the pee has kind of already set into the pores and orifices, so what's the use. Oh, thanks for the review! I was surprised it was nommed, and was awaiting your pee, and it will help. I'll work on it right now. Your explanation of the table, feature. Thanks for all the 8's and higher numbers like that. Aleister 13:03 2 1 '11

p.s. Put in some of your suggestions, a big help and thanks for catching some obvious mistakes, both mentioned in the review and in copyediting. Oh, the lightburst pic was yours, I found it on another page and didn't recall it from your bible article. Thanks for creating it and lending it around (rent check slipped under the door). More to go on the page but time to sign-off now, thanks again. 13:41 2 1 '11

It's always a pleasure when I can pee on something. Especially if it's a good article and that's the kind you tend to write. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:13, 2 January 2011

Socky

Hello. Was that a joke vote on UotY? As the holder of the crown your vote is precious, like gold soaked in more gold and then coated with really good chocolate, so just wondering. And if so, tellme tellme, what is the secret. Is Lyrihtya a demon or something worse? Popcorn at the ready. (I was going to email this to you but you have no email) Aleister 1:11 4 1 '11

Ah, I was just kidding around. I'll probably change my vote to a slightly more sensible one when I figure out who to vote for. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:03, 4 January 2011

In other words, you're unable to commit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:08, January 4, 2011 (UTC)

You should vote for Al. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Chief. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Sycamore. 1234 ~ Major Pleb Sir Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PS • FiyC • MD • Top3 x3 • Top10 • VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoS • TAW • HMC • PEEING • PRS • PC • URC • ΥΣΣ • IC • ZB -- 15:03, 4 January, 2011 (UTC)

Or Romartus. Or... guh, I can see why you might have trouble figuring out whom to support... 1234 ~ Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya • Athyria • Isarra • Haydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotM • UotM • RotM • PotM • UGotM x4 • SotM • FFS • NOM • MotM • BFF x2 •

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Or for Lyrithya for real (most deserving, and badly manhandled on the page, heh heh) Or for yourself! If we kick in gear we can get 30 IP's to vote to give you a repeat! If this was major league ball you'd be up for it again. Thanks for the vote for me and 90s Kid21's page, it'd be nice to give him a feature. And did you know this is Uncy's 6th Birthday! Aleister 22:32 Uncy's 6th Anniversary

Now I'm even more conflicted about who to vote for. Hey wait, I was nommed for WotY and not UotY. Now there's a pleasant surprise. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:23, 7 January 2011

wtf

what the f*ck is with this princess trend--Poiz,Teh zork master!!!! 20:49, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

they're all comin' out of the closet. fuckin' QUEERS are destroying this community, let me tell ya --Roman Dog Bird 21:08, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

Queers? I feel highly offended. I'm a princess, not some gay faggot. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 8 January 2011

Shut up you homogay! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:09, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

*starts rambling incoherently* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:43, 9 January 2011

Hey lonely

I'm working on this, and asking other users if they'd like to contribute. It's basically a humorous lonely hearts column, but I'm too unfunny and lazy to come up with enough ads. You're a funny guy; think you'll be able to add a few? Lyrithya's going to make it look like an actual newspaper and everything. --Black Flamingo 14:16, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

I'm funny? Well, I'll try to come up with something. Anything I contribute will probably be based upon myself though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:56, 9 January 2011

Flint, Michigan on VFH

Thanks for the vote and for the tweaks to the illustrations. The purpose of the second Infobox is to feed the joke, "Oh, you mean the city? [Let's start over.]" The only way to avoid the white space is either to make the first Infobox less complete or to make the initial geology digression longer. And the city seal is mentioned in the text of the intro. Spıke ¬ 17:38 10-Jan-11

Oh, I see. Well, my main issue is the way the first infobox is too much about the city already, and doesn't differ enough from the second infobox. I don't have a problem with listing "Michigan" as a state of matter, but "country" and "population" have little to do with sedimentary quartz. Maybe instead you could use "density" and to the right fill in the alleged population density, for example. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:14, 11 January 2011

Search for God

Appreciate the help. Trying to adjust to support IPhone as well, and stumbling a little. Also realised that the latest banner ads do something in regards to z-index which means that part of the text from the ad appears on the page, which is annoying. I'm assuming the hide ad is simply a HTML DOM command to change the display of the ad (hopefully by getElementByID) to hidden, which means I should hopefully be able to leave the ad displaying if someone has left the display on, but I'm unsure how that'll work on lite version. I'm thinking this has gotten enough positive feedback that I can put it up for VFH, but I want to iron out these last few issues first. (Iphone and wikimedia lite really do not work well together. Really need a better solution to a few of these tweaks.) Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 08:56, Jan 11 2011 UTC

Well, I don't have an iPhone, so I can't really help you there. I have noticed in the past that a couple people are unable to see the stuff inside the div when using the position parameter. Though actually, I don't think you need to use position:relative in this page. Playing with the margins will probably get you the same effect. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:14, 11 January 2011

Better, definitely. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 11:41, Jan 11 2011 UTC

Thanks. I'm not sure how to remove the category, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 11 January 2011

Maybe a div with white background over the top? I'm happy to leave it though, so leave it as is. VFH IT? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 12:14, Jan 11 2011 UTC

Yeah, I guess it's not really an issue. VFH AWAY! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:18, 11 January 2011

Formatting issue

Hey. Do you know of any way to successfully reduce line-height to 100% other than pre, tt or adding spaces at the start of a line? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 21:11, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Well, I'm aware of a line-height parameter in spans and divs, but the way you're making it sound, it's more like you want to move text to the right. In which case the margin-left parameter should suit your needs. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:37, 13 January 2011

Not quite. I'm actually playing with ASCII art but wanting to have it white on black. If I simply add space to the start I get this:

│  │  
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

If I use pre I can get exactly the right schema, and can tidy up a bit of the ugly formatting, like this:

 │  │  
 ├──┤ ┐
 │  │ │

But if I try to add a link to it

 │  │  
 ├──┤ ┐
 [[Hi|│  │ │]]

And if I use tt I get this

│  │  
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

And just a plain div gives me this

│  │
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

Which, despite being ugly coding with lots of nbsps, has that gap between lines.

So far the tt with the spacing before the lines is the closest I have come to what I'm after, but it's still unattractive. Any ideas? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 23:56, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Oh, and thanks for the nom. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Thursday, 23:58, Jan 13 2011 UTC

Well, I'm most familiar with div, so I've tried getting that one to show up right.

│  │
├──┤ ┐
│  │ │

It turns out it were just the carriage returns that were mocking it up. Putting carriage returns in between tags can do that sometimes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:21, 14 January 2011

Brilliant! Harder to create the art that way but easy enough to remove the varraige returns once you've made it. And I can use nbsp to indent whatever I need to and monospace will keep it all nicely lined up. Thanks again. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Friday, 01:04, Jan 14 2011 UTC

SimCity

I still hate it. Are you thinking of improving it at all? Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 Sunday, 14:10, Jan 16 2011 UTC

Well, I could try to improve it. I'm pretty busy with other stuff right now, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:21, 16 January 2011

Thanks!

Because Zombiebaron doesn't like it when you vote for yourself. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:57, 17 January 2011

That time I read your review for "That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station" during my sojourn to my watchlist

Dude you took a fucking piss.

Dude, that fucking review was good. Like, WTF?

So there I was

looking at my watchlist, doing my uncyclopedia editing thing thing with the other users and the admins, right? Like, computer geek badass shit.

and this fucking review

for an article I wrote bursts out of the other fucking links, helpfull all over the place. And instead of going for the conventional pee reivew angle, it makes a pissline straight for awesomeness!

so I pulled out my

keyboard and type the shit out of this thank you message, and the message looks like my fucking article! WTF?

I barely got away with a major cramp in my fingers from typing so much and two minutes of my life gone.

No, seriously. Thank you.

-- 16:42, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

You're very welcome. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:03, 18 January 2011

Are you hitting on me? -- 18:25, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

Are you? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:28, 18 January 2011

Damn you're good. -- 18:36, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

The First Lunar-American War

You seemed to enjoy it the first time around, so I thought I'd let you know that I've significantly retooled and expanded The First Lunar-American War in order to reflect developments since 2009. Cheers and enjoy! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0201 EST 21 JAN 2011

Wow, quite a retooling if I may say so. You've got a nom out of me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:32, 21 January 2011

Thanks, I really appreciate it! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0831 EST 21 JAN 2011

I do too! --~ ★Brilliant Moron★ (MouthPiece) 19:35, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

Little help?

Wotcha Socky, I wonder if you could help a little. I don't know why, but I always think of you as a Sock who knows his way around an in-joke. Would you care to suggest a few that would help me finish the top article on this page off at all? I'm sure you could spot a few I've missed (bonus points for suggesting what could replace Midkiff Land). --UU - natter 15:45, Jan 27

Wow, that's a lot of in-jokes. Well, you seem to have almost all of them covered. Except for grues, Captain Obvious, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the tumbleweed image. As for Midkiff Land, maybe A gay retared place would be an appropriate substitute? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 27 January 2011

Christ, how could I forget the Cap'n? Not sure about retared place - doesn't really rhyme or scan. Might fit elsewhere though. Thankies! --UU - natter 16:46, Jan 27

Ah, Pen Island. I should've thought of that one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 27 January 2011

Without looking at the page, do you have Poop throwing monkeys? They are so in that they emit a foul odor when coming out. I am but a humble servant of the poop throwing monkeys 23:23 27-1-'11

Do me! Do me!

I've been checking into feature noms a few times, to put up my Snow angels. Could you please bypass the horror of the code fallen in combat and nom it under my name (yours if you would do the honor)? It got a slightly favorable pee review although I wish the score were higher. Thanks! Aleister 23:25 27-1-'11

Your wish is my command. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:31, 27 January 2011

And your command is my wish. Thank you, kind sir. I'm glad you liked the page, or at least didn't mind it, or left the misspellings unturned. Appreciated, all of that. I put in a new link at the top of the extra page linked at the bottom. It still makes me laugh whenever I look at it. This place is more fun than two barrels of monkeys hitting each other in the face with pie. Aleister 23:41 27-1-'11

Oh, I assure you, it was my pleasure. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 27 January 2011

Saw your page on the young girl in Atlanta, thought "Good, I can vote for a Socky page", read it, and apparantly have lost all sense of bearings because I don't know what the page is about. Did I miss a major news item (I saw your source, but I hesitate clicking onto external links), did this happen in Egypt, did something occur under Mr. Gaga's skirt, in short, what is it about? And why is Jane Fonda's old mug shot there? Unjumble my mind, thank you. Aleister 1:34 29-1-'11

Hmm... How to explain this... Just follow this external link and everything will become clear. I hope. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:42, 29 January 2011

My God in heaven. The page is about that little snivering kid Justin Beiber? And that he looks like Jane Fonda? Without saying his name? I will read it again, but believe at this moment that you are crazy as a loon, and I like it. Aleister 1:57 29-1-'11

I find it rather enjoyable myself, as well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:09, 29 January 2011

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...

-- 23:43, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

PLS Judging

Sockpuppet, just popping to let you know that it's your time to shine as the articles are all locked up and ready for judging. Your are alt-namespace category and you put your results here. Good luck.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:03, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll make sure to read all those entries. *looks at the huge list of entries* *faints* —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:07, 1 February 2011

Lunar Launch

Wow! Socky! Awesome! Perfecto! I normally use FinalDraftPro, and didn't know how to indent the code as code. That is the way scripts are written. There is no other way acceptable to the entertainment business. And UnScripts shouldn't make exceptions any more than Hollywood (who never do). I just finished a non-fiction script which I'll send you a pdf if you email me directly. Thanks for fixing lunar launch. That's really nice. Best wishes, cheers!--Funnybony  11:15, Feb 3

I'm still not quite sure if it should be enforced on all UnScripts, though. Don't theater plays use a different style? I don't use email on Uncyclopedia, but I'm sure it's a nice script, Funnybony. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 3 February 2011

UnNews:Malcolm X resurrected to rule Egypt

Thanks for the UnNews! You are in the 3-Spot on today's Front Page. But it took me a while to figure out why this wasn't an anti-Obama rant or an article about memes of Afro-American politics. I would need a little more relation to reality to ease me into the outrageous dialogue, perhaps a sentence or less explaining the real-world confusion between the two guys. Then again, I have no sense of humor.

Separately, just yesterday I read someone say that he is "sometimes derisively referred to as 'Malcolm the Tenth.'" That's a cute line that you might work into it. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 11:34 3-Feb-11

Thanks Spike! I'll see if I can worm that line in somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:36, 3 February 2011

GIMP

How did you download it? Give me instructions. --~  16:09, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well, based on what it says on the website, just clicking this link should do the trick. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:11, 3 February 2011

I have it. Now how can I take a face and put it in another picture? --~  16:46, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

How can I make the pic I want to paste, smaller. --~  17:42, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

"I don't want to go there"

I don't get what you mean. I think the Blahs need to go on a little longer because otherwise the joke of Pokemon and YuGiOh being Blah'd out (because they're the only ones most people might read) isn't as clear. Plus the Anime/Manga sections can be long and annoying to scroll over, so it seems like the parody should be too. Won't fight you on it, though. :P --193.1.104.2 19:17, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

I've added that Xamd Lost Memories one back, but honestly, the "Blah" jokes shouldn't go on for too long or they'd ruin the rest of the article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 3 February 2011

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THIEF!!!

You stole my... Uhh, nevermind. Sir CPT Dr PuppyOnTheRadio GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 00:40, June 5, 2009 22:04, February 3, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't steal - I reverse engineered - the fact that the code is almost identical is pure coincidence! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:07, 3 February 2011

TV Tropes-related Images

Hello, I was curious how to remove an image (I'm familiar with wiki-related software, but I've never have had to delete an image, and thus it is an alien process for me), and I would like to note I re-cropped the header image to conform to the page in the latest edit, but to be fair, not with all of the changes you outlined, so I will fix up the image and represent it, but as for now I respect your decision to revert the article. Thanks! Yahoobox 03:07, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

New Header For Thou

Here is a new TV Tropes Header, and it is as close as I could make it without changing the style too much, and without axing the ad. It is only slightly different in size (-46 x +61 px.) and it shouldn't break the layout too badly. Yahoobox 03:24, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

Yup, that looks good. I just added it to the article. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:25, 5 February 2011

Yay~ Thank you! ^.^ However, I'm not overly happy about the alignment of the faux-article title and the layout, so I'm revising that, and will be directly editing that, and I hope that is okay. Yahoobox 03:29, February 5, 2011 (UTC)

So...

I saw you didn't like my my book. I would love to make you change your mind. Of course, you will need some help. Psst. How much? ~  17:35, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Oh no, I think your entry was pretty good. It's just that a couple others were slightly better. ;) 2,000 euros will do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:42, 6 February 2011

If you change your mind, I will always have some help --~  17:47, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

PLS Scores - would you consider re-doing yours?

While there have been a lot of entries (and very strong in your category), I think it would be better to try and pic some outright winners (I'd rather not have the tie-breaker judges brought in). Just go with the entries you think are the strongest, nobody expects you to be perfect or to please everybody:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:21, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

And think about my help. --~  19:56, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

But... I really can't decide. If I liked the articles equally well, how am I supposed to choose between them? I'm sorry Sycamore, but if I had to break the ties, my choice would be arbitrarily random, and I don't think that's honest towards the entrants either. The other two judges in the category will probably break the ties anyway, I think. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:20, 6 February 2011

Congratulations!

SURPRISE!! This user has given you surprise buttsecks. Enjoy.

For undoing that stuff on those pages, or whatever. <3 ya!!!  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 22:33, 6 February 2011

Yay! I don't know what particular instance you are referring too, but you're welcome nonetheless. :D —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 6 February 2011

My neighbor has beans!

Hello. Now that all the judges in your poo lit category have voted would you, kindest of sirs, take a moment when you have the time to point out the biggest fault(s) in my entry, which received nary a whisper amongst the three tribunes. I am actully quite interested, as I wish to do with it as I've done with "Warm piss water", and continue to shape it towards illusive perfection. Thanks. And I do like how you tied your scores, a nice way to do things in life. And your new forum is quite interesting, and will provide a good reference for finding some interesting pages. Aleister 12:56 7-2-'11

Well, to be honest, I think your UnBook is great, but some of the other entries just appealed to me more. One of the reasons I didn't write short Pee-Review-y thingies for the entries is because most of them were excellent. All I'd have to say would be short comments like "This is great!", "Marvelous!" and "If this had been a food article, I would've gladly consumed it." I found it extremely hard to choose one over the other, as all the ties will indicate, I think. If there is one thing I might note about your entry, it's that the variety of image sizes and where you put them sometimes makes the article seem less pretty, in my nutty honest opinion. Besides that, it's a really nice UnBook, so you shouldn't feel bad about not winning best alt. namespace. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 8 February 2011

Thanks! Good advice. And hey Jae (Socky's real name is Jason N. Daargonauts), I wasn't yelping about the judging at all - Judges is Judges - just wanted some good feedback on the article, which you provided. I'll work on the pics and the entire page once it's unlocked. This was a great category, and I don't envy your job of having to read, let alone judge, all the entrants. Thanks again. Aleister 13:05 8-2-'11

p.s. Did you hear the one about the three wise men who go into a bar, order muir, frankensense, and gold, and the bartender asks "Do you want straw with those, boys?"

No, I haven't, to be honest. What happens next? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:31, 8 February 2011

I don't know. They get some straw, I suppose. And the other stuff they ordered. If it's a well-stocked bar. Or the next line could be "Coming right up!" which would allude to the Christian meme of Jesus rising into the sky by evaporation after hanging out with his buds. Or even "No thanks, we've already got some" which would imply that the wise men brought extra straw to replace the straw in Jesus' manger that the animals ate. Or "No, but make mine a double" which could mean that the guy bringing the gold would like some to keep for himself. That's why they call him a wise man. I just whistled backwards. Aleister 13:45 8-2

Ah! Now it all makes sense. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 8 February 2011

Yonkers.

I started making a thing. What does it need? 1234 ~ 08:34, 8 February 2011

My edits are gone :(

Why? It makes me sad :(

JasperFfordeRocks 03:59, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Because we have a particular level of quality control that your edits didn't quite reach. Have a read of HTBFANJS and BGBU and see if that helps. Pup 06:13 09 Feb '11

You know...

You're rather wonderful at times. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 19:03, 9 February 2011

I know. :D —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:08, 9 February 2011

Lyrithya lies too much. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:13, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Dearest resident sockpuppet

I decided to take on an UnNews on spring training since it starts next week. I wrote two versions (one and two) and, since I've been away so long and am still getting my bearings, I was wondering if you could offer an opinion on which one I should work on or if I should come up with a new idea all together. Much thanks in advance. -- (talk) 23:32, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Number One would already be a credible addition to UnNews (just slap {{Original}} onto it and perhaps write a new initial sentence that summarizes what just happened that's newsy). Number Two I don't like; it is not UnNews at all but personal opinion. We handle this as an Editorial or Column, but especially for a Column, you have to decide who is doing the talking (and preferably use the occasion to lampoon that person as well). Don't take this the wrong way, but nobody cares what the opinion of "JackOfSpades" is. So if cast as an Editorial, you would need to lay some groundwork to convince the reader who the speaker is and why his opinions matter. Spıke ¬ 23:58 9-Feb-11

I mostly agree with Spike on this. The first one is a typical UnNews and is pretty much ready for mainspace. The second one is in first person, which makes it appear less journalistic etc. Actually, the concept of the second one might be suitable for a regular article about baseball, though it'd obviously need to be expanded heavily for that to work. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:41, 10 February 2011

Thanks guys I'll keep all that in mind in the future. Now just to finish up that first one before spring training actually starts.-- (talk) 03:50, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

How dare you!

I have read your article on my beloved Great Britain, and I must take umbrage! How dare you suggest that our tea tax is Socialist! We have absolutely nothing to do with that bugger Marx or any of his loopy, Russian ideas. The tea tax is entirely voluntary, and failure to pay is treated as nothing more than a teensy snafu, which is punishable by a mere eighteen years in the snake pit. Why does the world not understand this? --Holy shit it's Neopowell 00:59, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

*pokes head out from under rock* Uh Marx was German...Going back to my hiding spot now...-- (talk) 01:09, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

• Englishmen never say the word Ger...the name of our enemy in public, wot wot. --Holy shit it's Neopowell 08:13, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, you mean the Great Britain article. While I did contribute to that one a bit, I didn't write anything about tea taxes being socialist. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:12, 11 February 2011

This is all a conspiracy to make me feel foolish isn't it? Well, you have succeeded, sirs/madams (delete as appropriate), but at what cost? At what cost? --Holy shit it's Neopowell 09:50, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

So what was this image you wanted? I forgot. 1234 ~ 01:11, 11 February 2011

A picture with people wearing jaybird masks and people wearing woodpecker masks waging war in 19th century style. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:12, 11 February 2011

Oh, right... I'll get on that soonish, love. 1234 ~ 16:39, 11 February 2011

For this... right? 1234 ~ 16:40, 11 February 2011

Yup. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:01, 11 February 2011

I made one! Or something. Is that ludicrous enough? 1234 ~ 07:23, 15 February 2011

Now I made another. I give up. 1234 ~ 08:43, 15 February 2011

Okay, okay, I'll do it proper. But not now. Later. 1234 ~ 05:54, 16 February 2011

Law & Order: Puritan New England

I nominated it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:43, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Such a whore... 1234 ~ 03:13, 14 February 2011

Your cuntymints

They...

Ah, hells, I'm too tired. Can't even figure what I'm saying. Remind me later, will you? I've words. Or ideas. Notions, perhaps? Um. 1234 ~ 10:49, 14 February 2011

Thanks once again

I went over Pearl necklace to find misspellings or mistakes, and thought it was clean to go. Then you come along and find like what, 40 errors? Thanks again for backing me up on my lifelong path of moronosity. Aleister 2:29 15-2-'11

And you voted for! You are like a God who has transversed to earth, only to be caught in this mortal coil and doing only good while you await the other Gods to come back and pick you up, like E.T. only Godlier. Aleister 2:55 15-2-'11

Ah, no problem Aleister. And I'm pretty sure it was a little bit less than 40. ;) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:00, 15 February 2011 03:00, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Lol

Witness the magic of Uncyclopedia!

STOP WELCOMING PEOPLE! --~  13:39, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Why? It doesn't look like anyone else is gonna do it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 16 February 2011

But you destroy the whole recent changes thing. --~  14:54, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Don't you like a RecentChanges filled with welcomes? There wasn't much else going on anyway. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:57, 16 February 2011

The real purpose of welcoming is to present the morons with a massive amount of information at once, thus chasing them away and saving uncy countless man hours of handling their stupidness (some, sigh, slip through). Socky deserves great credit for this thankless work. Aleister 15:02 16-2-'11

HowTo:Go in Heaven --~