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[edit] RAEP
--Mn-z 16:40, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] A quick question
Hey Socky, I was just wandering around on recent changes and doing some reverting and I decided to ask you something which has been bothering me for a while. When I revert an article, is there a reason why I get this edit summary: Undid revision 4096985 by 128.109.70.90 (talk), while other users get one like this: (Reverted edit(s) of 98.100.219.130 (talk) to last version by MadMax). I'm just curious as to whether I'm either reverting incorrectly or whether there is something specific I need to do to change the message. It isn't essential to my wellbeing or anything.... honest. Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
- Don't worry. You're reverting correctly. "Reverted edit(s) of ..." is the common edit summary when using "rollback", which is basically just a faster way of reverting than the regular undoing. You don't have that option because you only have autoconfirmed user rights. To enable the rollback function, you need to ask an admin to do it for you. —Sir Socky
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KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:11, 9 September 2009
[edit] Thank you from the trainyards
Isaac The Tank Engine Thank you template is currently unavailable.
Our thank you template is currently deceased, however it is due to be back in 3 days.
We apologise for any inconvenience.
HMV
[edit] I win.
“History is a lie agreed upon.”
Oscar Wilde also said, "The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one." But you know, it wouldn't have mattered if there were a feature yesterday (which there wasn't, I remind you), because there wasn't a feature on the same day in 2008 so Template:FFA/include simply went back a day. --C:\syndrome\_ 02:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
- I congratulate you on your glorious victory. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:19, 10 September 2009
[edit] Thanks for fixing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term
I was just checking it to see what I did wrong with the formatting, and you already fixed it. Cool. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 19:51, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] hey
For The Durability of Kelly's Indirect Immunoperoxidase Test Paper should I change it to something like "Here are the results of my extensive analysis, after setting it on fire: [image of paper burning] It appears the paper is not fire-proof, and it wasn't semen-proof either, and the original text has become completely unreadable. Interestingly enough though, semen isn't flammable. We had a good laugh over it. --Docile hippopotamus 07:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
- I'd prefer to keep it the way it is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:56, 11 September 2009
[edit] Attention Colonizers!
The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. -OptyC Sucks! 
CUN20:21, 11 Sep
- We're done
fornicatingprocrastinating? Hooray! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:57, 11 September 2009
[edit] Thanks Socky!
| STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira |
Some IP made a smartass comment on the talk page and that's the first E-mail I got. I had no idea it was even on VFH and I had a real labrador confused moment there before seeing what's been up lately. I'll be around more often this winter which is just around the bend. Thanks for the gumball Popeye!-- 20:23, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm glad that vagina made it to the front page. I'll look forward to seeing you around more. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:56, 11 September 2009
[edit] Thanks!
Thank you for supporting my soon-to-be featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:29, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Re: Barack Obama's Teleprompter
Thanks for the clarification. --JeNeSaisPas 18:01, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Possible Software Glitch
Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:
From: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laziness
Note the following from the first link above:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=
Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:
See how different they are
Is this a software glitch?
The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 
00:41, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- I have no idea what could be causing that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:47, 13 September 2009
- If I had to guess, it might be too long.Too long, and its a link to search results. --Mn-z 22:00, September 13, 2009 (UTC)
- I'm not any kind of computer expert. But it looks like those links are actually the same, except one time it's rendering it the way you would actually type it in and the other as the code. For example, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben & Jerry's and it will appear (on most browsers) as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_%26_Jerry%27s. Speaking of which, I'm going to go get some ice cream. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 02:52, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Same thing happens to short links, too. But the link works; you just have to wait a few seconds for the redirect when you're not logged in. I don't know why, might have to do with Wikia data mining, or more likely there's some code that needs to be tightened on their end. Maybe someone should bother Sannse about this, but personally I'm going to play this one by the book. --C:\syndrome\_ 05:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
- Turns out its a new feature. --Mn-z 04:40, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thank you from POOF
Although we have not yet received the attention we seek, we appreciate your generous support an in signing our petition. And we sincerely hope that all your browsing experiences lead to a happy ending.
[edit] A miserable thanks
À la grande misère du peuple
Et à l'absence de la joie
Remplis ton cœur d'un vin très triste
Et à demain, ami désolé.
Nous voulons faire la guerre
Contre notre gouvernement
Pour illuminer notre terre
Malgré que probablement nous mourrons en faisant cela parce que nous ne pourrons jamais être heureux puisque cette intrigue se fixe sur la misère incessante qui vient de l'injustice sociale dont nous souffrons
These thank-you templates get harder to write every time, don't they? Really, it's quite a miserable predicament.
Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one, although I have the suspicion that you would not need one.) 
Sir MacMania GUN—[20:59 14 Sep 2009]
- I'm glad I had the opportunity of reading it. (And yes, you are correct.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 04:31, 15 September 2009
[edit] W00t!
| Thanks for voting Socky Party Member of the Month | 
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| Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful sock poster as well. |
Yay! Go me! —Sir Socky
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KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:26, 15 September 2009
- ...Did you just thank yourself? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
- And I've only made two thanksplates up until now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:50, 15 September 2009
- Maybe if one of your articles got featured, you'd have more occasions to thank people. OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARTICLES --C:\syndrome\_ 20:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Correct. Well, not any featured articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:00, 15 September 2009
- Correct. Well, not any featured articles. —Sir Socky
- Maybe if one of your articles got featured, you'd have more occasions to thank people. OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARTICLES --C:\syndrome\_ 20:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
- And I've only made two thanksplates up until now. —Sir Socky
[edit] Socky
In regards to the Africa revision, the original joke was to have a picture of a plate piled high with food. I think it would be better if we scrapped the fruit plate and plate with crumbs, as the first one was the wittiest, I thought.--Birch.jonathan 19:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Well, part of the original joke was while the caption mentioned "abundant food", there were only crumbs on the plate, the irony of this emphasizing how little it really was. Replacing that with a plate filled with fruit negates that part of the joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:03, 15 September 2009
- No, the original picture was a plate of food, emphasizing that Colonial Africa did in fact have an abundance of resources. Technically, they should be the most powerful continent on the planet. But the joke is that even though they had all the materials, they still can't feed their own people. THAT's the joke. --Birch.jonathan 20:15, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Hmmm... Well, the current image has been used on the article for ages. Jordanus, who wrote the article, never reverted it. If you ask him what he thinks is best, I'll go along. What's not the point though, is what may or may not have been the original joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:23, 15 September 2009
- Well it's not really a pressing issue, I just thought I'd bring it up. So I'll stop bothering you now :)--Birch.jonathan 19:32, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
- Hmmm... Well, the current image has been used on the article for ages. Jordanus, who wrote the article, never reverted it. If you ask him what he thinks is best, I'll go along. What's not the point though, is what may or may not have been the original joke. —Sir Socky
- No, the original picture was a plate of food, emphasizing that Colonial Africa did in fact have an abundance of resources. Technically, they should be the most powerful continent on the planet. But the joke is that even though they had all the materials, they still can't feed their own people. THAT's the joke. --Birch.jonathan 20:15, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Star Wars (2010)
| Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twistsThe controversial 2010 remake of Star Wars will have a sequel. This unpopular move was sparked after the remake was voted #1 for August 2009 by Uncyclopedia. "We felt we may as well use the freedom given to us when we virtually wiped out 33 years' worth of continuity," said co-producer and co-director George Lucas, all the while taunting the editors at Wookieepedia. Most reaction has been decidedly negative, with critics saying that "Lucas will most certainly take cues from the Devil himself" and that "he will most certainly manage to do what he did with the last film—make us regret being Star Wars fans." |
Thanks for the monthly Top 3 vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:49 16 Sep 2009]
[edit] Your welcome template
You know, the one that's black and yellow? Yeah. It's obnoxious and annoying. Therefore, continue putting it on new users' talk pages. Keep up the good work! -- [sire] e|m|c [TALK] 03:03, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
- If it's making your eyes bleed, it's doing exactly what I had hoped. Thanks for the ninjastar! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:58, 17 September 2009
[edit] Thanks for adding image category
I'm going to have to learn to do that myself, so I'll start looking at categories. I'm uploading some images for Miley's Pedobear article. Hopefully they're what she's looking for. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 19:18, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Two in a row
| Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy! |
Wow, I'm going to be forced to write more crap! I always liked this one a lot. Thanks again Socky, you're a pal.-- 12:31, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] The Doctor
| All of the Doctor's incarnations thank youfor supporting the featured article on the Doctor.Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming. The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out. He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation. That's brilliant, isn't it? I say, would you like a jelly baby? |
Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:34 19 Sep 2009]
[edit] NSFW
I put the NSFW template on Category:A wizard did it because of File:SurrealLesbians.png. --Docile hippopotamus 02:21, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Many, if not most, categories contain some incidental NSFW material. That tag should only go on categories if they are categories of NSFW material. I.e. categories in the pr0n database. --Mn-z 04:58, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Agreed. For example, Category:Ninjastars contains this very talk page, which contains this image:
- Obviously, Category:Ninjastars shouldn't therefore be tagged NSFW.
pillow talk 07:01, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
- Agreed. For example, Category:Ninjastars contains this very talk page, which contains this image:
[edit] Congratulations
On your wise decision to sign up and become a member of http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/ Hope you'll be hearing ans sharing some good stupid stuff with us soon - your air guitar is in the post. :-) Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 11:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
- Was that fox drawn by Multiliteralist? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:56, 20 September 2009
[edit] hmm
Does Midkiff Land seem like an Uncyclopedia In-Joke to you? Hmm....-
- It would seem that way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:52, 20 September 2009
- So I guess I should put the category in...I'm just thinking if Roman Dog Bird (the person who modified the IP drivel) would ban me for putting my name in there...-
[edit] Hey, is it just me or are the articles on VFH all piece of shits?
I think you should consider nominating this. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] F***ING HELL, ENOUGH PORN ALREADY!!
Seriously, wasn't this banned? Template:UserConnorORLY/sig10:25, 09 21 10:25, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:06, 21 September 2009
[edit] Marble Thanks
| John Smith would like to thank you! For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation). |
Orian57 Talk 
00:18 23 September 2009
[edit] We're maybe fucked
I just realized File:Crawhus.jpg might get us sued if the guy in it or someone who knows him finds it on our site. And they'll probably sue Modusoperandi for identity theft (we all know he loves the fuck out of that image).-
- There are lots of things here we could get sued for. We've already been threatened with legal action over John Scherer. pillow talk 21:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- don't forget IMMA FIRIN' MALAYSIA!!! The government hates us.-
- Alfred N. Steele is dead, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:42, 23 September 2009
- Modus killed him?! Wow, talk about extreme fanboy-ism...-
- It strongly resembled the 1992 film Single White Female. pillow talk 22:03, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- No, more like John Lennon's death. You don't know a fanboy's about to kill you till the last nanosecond.-
- NO SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. Modus started stealing Alfred's wardrobe, and cutting his hair like him, and getting orthidonture to fuck up his teeth, and sleeping with his boyfriend, and just generally creeping the guy out. pillow talk 22:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- NO SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. Modus started stealing Alfred's wardrobe, and cutting his hair like him, and getting orthidonture to fuck up his teeth, and sleeping with his boyfriend, and just generally creeping the guy out.
- No, more like John Lennon's death. You don't know a fanboy's about to kill you till the last nanosecond.-
- It strongly resembled the 1992 film Single White Female.
- Modus killed him?! Wow, talk about extreme fanboy-ism...-
[edit] This belongs on your talk page.
Don't pretend that it doesn't. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
| My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case! Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo! |
Thanks again for the nom! • • • Necropaxx (T) 18:36, Sep 24
[edit] my computer
its my pcs falut some of the words are spelled wrong it keeps scewing up eveytime i type. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.176.177.198 (talk • contribs)
[edit] Pic
I'll give you $100,000 if you can find a picture for the elusive Malaysian Raping Tree.-
How about this one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:12, 25 September 2009
- Actually, the tree is supposed to stay on the ground and let the roots do the raping.-
- Meh. Humour doesn't require images to be consistent with the content. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:16, 25 September 2009
- Well, anyway, there's a fucking annoying watermark-sig-border thing around the picture.-
- And suddenly, it's gone. As if by magic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:27, 25 September 2009
- Actually I suspect double magic. Thank you!-
- Or more accurately, fucking magic. You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:31, 25 September 2009
- No, m'boy, a package of magic is correct. My warm regards to you.-.
- Or more accurately, fucking magic. You're welcome. —Sir Socky
- Actually I suspect double magic. Thank you!-
- And suddenly, it's gone. As if by magic. —Sir Socky
- Well, anyway, there's a fucking annoying watermark-sig-border thing around the picture.-
- Meh. Humour doesn't require images to be consistent with the content. —Sir Socky
- Actually, the tree is supposed to stay on the ground and let the roots do the raping.-
[edit] Stop deleteing my stuff
I want my two articles back on dude Why are u delteing my stuff when its funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)
- It is not me who is deleting your articles. Check the deletion log. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:43, 27 September 2009
- I deleted it. Because I... am a murderer. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- NOOO! Don't you say that! *runs away crying* • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
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• 15:19 September 27 '09
- NOOO! Don't you say that! *runs away crying* • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
- I deleted it. Because I... am a murderer. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Hei, quiet dleetin mah stuph u faggit! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 15:27, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- And the NOOB said unto them "Deleteth not my stuffe, thou faggothe." And He saw that it was not good • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:33 September 27 '09
stop deleting my artciles u admin fag —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)
[edit] I don't have a sister
Just an older brother. --
Domo,o,jkhrdhyt hnjm e45sm b vn jy b k vmj bj,jk 01:59, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh. Well, tell me when you've decided to get a sister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:06, 28 September 2009
[edit] IP
They see me trollin'....they hatin'....whatever the fuck comes after this retarded ve-rse! You did a good job assholing the IP. On an unrelated note, look at this picture of a square melon.--Bad Shroom 22:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- LOL. You should put a snail on that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:40, 28 September 2009
- You saw the snail picture on my userpage, didn't you? Why, you sneaky little quasi-admin!-
- Sneaky. Yes, I am sneaky. RAWR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:45, 28 September 2009
- First, you're a quasi-admin, then a snail-hentai obsessionist, now a sneaky dinosaur? What the fuck are you?!!-
- Sneaky. Yes, I am sneaky. RAWR! —Sir Socky
- You saw the snail picture on my userpage, didn't you? Why, you sneaky little quasi-admin!-
[edit] Ban Patrol
I'd leave that message on 'Dillo's talkpage if I were you, he's not very likely to bother looking at ban patrol archives. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:40, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Probably not, I guess. I'll leave him a little note. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:48, 29 September 2009
[edit] A word from your new insect computer WotM
I would like to take this opportunity to announce my shift away from writing. The reason is very simple.
As the intelligence of the average Internet user has exponentially decayed, Internet media in general has seen major paradigm shifts, from newsgroups to webcomics to lolcats. Clearly writing is dying, and Photoshop is taking its place. Visual puns such as the one at left are just as funny, and take massively less effort.
Get it? MacMania? A Macintosh wearing a Scottish kilt (because the username begins with "Mac") gone mad (and therefore transformed into a Dalek)? Oh, forget it, I'm sticking to writing.
Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:09 1 Oct 2009]
[edit] Agh
Please tell me you agree with this. I mean, we can have Wikipedia themselves be our sponsor... -
- Well, sure. Who'd be crazy enough to sponsor us though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:21, 3 October 2009
- I don't know, anyone. We just need a sponsor. Maybe Conservap-wait, no fucking way. Then, what about Newgrounds or something? I don't know...-
- One more thing: care to help with Synesthesia? This si the kind of article that can be like the featured Turing Duck Test!-
- Looks like an interesting start. Not sure what you're aiming for exactly, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:11, 3 October 2009
- I'm at a fork in the road for racism, torture, or scientific accent. Whatever seems best, you improve.-
- loltorture! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:28 October 3 '09
- loltorture! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 •
- I'm at a fork in the road for racism, torture, or scientific accent. Whatever seems best, you improve.-
- Looks like an interesting start. Not sure what you're aiming for exactly, though. —Sir Socky
- One more thing: care to help with Synesthesia? This si the kind of article that can be like the featured Turing Duck Test!-
- I don't know, anyone. We just need a sponsor. Maybe Conservap-wait, no fucking way. Then, what about Newgrounds or something? I don't know...-
[edit] Noob Tanks
| Why do I need to provide this? My Mommy says always say Thank You for voting for Why? as Noob of the Month for September 2009. |
[edit] Transformers Begins
On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:58, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Wikipedia_of_the_Future
Wikipedia_of_the_Future I've started it. Big work-in-progress though.--Occono 20:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] PLS
Would I be disqualified from PLS if someone helped with User:Bad Shroom/The Air Flight Passenger's Guide to Purgatory? Also, which alternate namespace would fit for this article?-
- If you get help from someone on Uncyclopedia, for example by a Pee Review, yes that could disqualify you. Someone helping you writing it in real life (off the interwebs), probably won't disqualify you. As for the appropriate namespace for your article, while it's definitely "alternative", I really don't think we have a namespace other than mainspace that would fit the article. Maybe you could invent something like "UnDoom Scenarios", though I'm not sure that'll be accepted as an alternative namespace. You might want to ask Modus about that, since he's the guy who's running PLS and all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:57, 10 October 2009
[edit] Inserting Embedded Flash Objects
Is it possible to 'borrow' an embedded Flash/Shockwave object on another website and use it on Uncyclopedia?
I created an article here based on this. It is great to look at and has a sufficient amount of blue, but needs pictures or animation...
The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 19:38, October 11, 2009 (UTC)
- Yeah, it's possible. Just use {{flash}}.
- Like this: 300@300@fullurl://www.zombo.com/welcomenew6.swf?{{{value}}} —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:23, 11 October 2009
- I did that, but on the website, there is audio too. Will that work here?
[edit] Star Wars
<openmessage>Calling all Star Wars fanboys! Help out the fabulous article Stormtrooper 147-B and get a cookie! Help a lot, and if it gets featured, you will get credit along with I!</closemessage>-
- Didn't you enter that for PLS? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:36, 13 October 2009
- I removed it from that. Now please help. Also, that flash program is annoying and it's messing up the page.-
[edit] Um
I'm not trying to whore you, but could you help Stormtrooper 147-B like you said you would? This article is very important to me and I need to make it perfect. My creative multi-colored fumes can't do everything. Now Mark Twain's fumes, they'll get you far...-
- Yes. Yes I will. But could you remove it from Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, to prevent any misunderstandings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:34, 14 October 2009
- I did everything. I even made a redirect for the article. Now help or die from the helm of my sword! Ah, fiction books. So enchanting. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bad Shroom (talk • contribs)
[edit] War with the Moon
I hope it isn't gauche for me to have dumped this section into his article just after Pee Reviewing it (and before receiving any feedback on the review)!
Do section heads here use all initial caps? On Wikipedia they don't. If so, I've been deviating from policy all over the place. Spıke ¬ 12:32 17-Oct-09
- I don't think there's any problem in this case. This is a wiki after all. You're free to choose between section headers with initial caps and headers without them. In this case I changed it, because the other headers used all initial caps. Just a matter of consistency. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:51, 17 October 2009
[edit] Thanks for...
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[edit] Zen
Hello,
Can you please help me ? Ftiercel 05:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's bee says
| Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us. |
Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 05:50, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Hippo
- Wot?
WhatWhere are thesemoralsmortals you speak of? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 06:56, 22 October 2009
[edit] And now for something completely different
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Love, WHY do I not know??? and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Hi a query
Can one upload any image here or you require the copyright public domain etc crapMadnesspersonified 13:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
- As long as it's neither a clear copyright violation nor gore/shock/hate/cyberbullying..etc. So yeah, you can upload almost any humorous image here. HOW comes??? 13:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks for your vote!
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[edit] Image:Chewing.GIF
So you think it's a deer? It might be a giraffe, but I don't know. You'll want to tag Cuy.GIF as well. It's been tagged as "Category:Rabbit images" but I asked a correspondent in Lima whether it is a rabbit or a cuy (guinea pig) and she only said, "It's a hybrid!!!" Spıke ¬ 19:13 27-Oct-09
- I think it's somekind of antelope, so "deer images" seemed like an appropriate category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:17, 27 October 2009
[edit] Argumentum ad Wikipediam
I've been careful to describe the parts of this article that I've changed post-VFD. May I now just remove the annotations and the VFD and finish the article? or does that require a formal "Keep" result of the vote? Spıke ¬ 21:07 28-Oct-09
- Don't ever remove a VFD tag from an article until a vote is over. That could get you banned because it looks like you're trying to sabotage the vote. Don't even remove it then. Let a poopsmith do it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)
- But yeah, you don't need the annotations. The vote is on the article, not on the particular revision that was nominated. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] You, like, rock
Hey, thanks for so swiftly and skillfully fixing my boneheaded UnNews headline typo, and my even more boneheaded attempt to fix it.
You know, I opened your talk page to send you this message, and I noticed that there are like two or six million thank you posts for fixing boneheaded screw-ups like mine. I mean to say, you rock. I'd totally do you, if you were a girl. In fact, if I could afford it and you were on board with it, I'd totally get you a sex change and then do you. So Thanks. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, film critic 20:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Hmmm. A sex change, huh? Still though, if I had a sex change, I'd be a lesbian. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:34, 29 October 2009
[edit] Take this
| Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out. |
Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser
--BlueSpiritGuy 08:50, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
| Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own. |
--ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] I did it
You and others abstained on Jamie Lynn Spears because you thought it should be expanded. I withdrew it from VFH and expanded it and made some improvements. I promised people I'd let you know when it was ready well it's back up on VFH! Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:43, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website
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It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:51 3 Nov 2009]
[edit] Thanks!
Thank you for supporting my recently featured article.
Your support is greatly appreciated.
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[edit] Thanks
Thanks so much for voting me in as a Foolitzer. My ego is getting huge! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks
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[edit] Chocolating
This article on ICU reminded me of some other article, although this one is based on a South Park skit while that other one I can only assume is based upon insanity. But does it move you in any way? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:26, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't know what to say. I wanted it to be funny, but it wasn't in the slightest. Oh well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:33, 7 November 2009
- I'm not saying your article needs ICU, I'm asking if you have any ideas for improving Chocolating or if you would rather it just get huffed along with its image. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Is there something wrong with my article? (I was talking about Chocolating earlier, you know.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:06, 7 November 2009
- No. Nothing. Nuh-uh. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
- About Chocolating, I don't mind its existence. But the problem is that it's simply lacking in humour. There's nothing to laugh about. Well, I admit I haven't seen the South Park episode this relates to, or at least, I don't recall seeing it. Besides the humour, there's an issue with the believability. No reader is going to believe that girl ate dog shit for real, and even if they do, they're not going to care. This kinda destroys the article's purpose. Moreover, what's the article making fun of/parodying/satirizing? It doesn't seem to do much more than describe a distasteful event. Making things even more confusing is that "chocolating" is already a term for interracial sex. Also, it needs a link to Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. And finally, it should be "embarrassed", so it sounds like "bare ass", you know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:22, 7 November 2009
- Is there something wrong with my article? (I was talking about Chocolating earlier, you know.) —Sir Socky
- I'm not saying your article needs ICU, I'm asking if you have any ideas for improving Chocolating or if you would rather it just get huffed along with its image. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
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[edit] Okay, you mangy colonists.
I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:35, November 11, 2009 (UTC)
- ○ Fucking Sucks! That will be all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:38, 11 November 2009
[edit] Pages
Would you mind improving these vandalized pages? The disney ones. The king who is a lion 00:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- Wat? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:07, 12 November 2009
- The Rescuers, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, ect. Sorry I'm not that fast The king who is a lion 00:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- On behalf of Socky, no. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- What is that supposed to mean and why? The king who is a lion 00:42, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- Just to expand, I saw his Land Before Time work thingy. Could you do one with The Secret of NIMB? And I don't like this whole Jews aren't real thing. Not funny for me. Argee with the others on the offensive thing. Bad. The king who is a lion 00:45, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- On behalf of Socky, no. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
- The Rescuers, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, ect. Sorry I'm not that fast The king who is a lion 00:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Blame everything on the Jews
- Did I imply that? Maybe I'm subconsciously antisemitic. I hope not! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:59, 12 November 2009
- "Subconsciously"? I'm referring to this edit. Maybe you're subconsciously antiseptic. Do you kill germs in your sleep? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
- Hah! You fell for it! Non-Belgians are so easy to influence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:32, 13 November 2009
- Did I fall for it? Or... did you? Also, where did you find that image on My Neighbor Cthulhu? I've searched for it and apparently the original is taller, but I can't find one with quite that large. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:41, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
- I found it through a lot of Google Image searching. I have no idea where I found it, but the way to find it is by not searching for "My Neighbor Cthulhu", but rather something like "My Neighbor Totoro blood". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:48, 15 November 2009
- I found it through a lot of Google Image searching. I have no idea where I found it, but the way to find it is by not searching for "My Neighbor Cthulhu", but rather something like "My Neighbor Totoro blood". —Sir Socky
- Did I fall for it? Or... did you? Also, where did you find that image on My Neighbor Cthulhu? I've searched for it and apparently the original is taller, but I can't find one with quite that large. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:41, November 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Hah! You fell for it! Non-Belgians are so easy to influence. —Sir Socky
- "Subconsciously"? I'm referring to this edit. Maybe you're subconsciously antiseptic. Do you kill germs in your sleep? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] I was going to upload this over the top of the other image... what do you think?
[edit] Good call
I still think it was funnier before, but that'll do nicely. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 14 Nov
[edit] Dude!
You just left IRC! Any chance you could pop back in? MrN 
20:51, Nov 14
- OMG! How could that happen! Yes, I'll try! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:52, 14 November 2009
[edit] Sorry I was late
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- No problem. Thanks in advance. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:37, 22 November 2009
- In fact, I'll do something better:
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[edit] Creating a redirect
How do I create a redirect? I checked the directions on Wikipedia, but because of certain[2] mild problems[3] I have[4], it makes no sense...
The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 21:42, November 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Use "#REDIRECT[[TitleOfTheArticleYouWantToRedirect]]". Like this. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:45, 23 November 2009
[edit] Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank
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Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 01:50, November 26, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Dude
That guy you were having an argument with before, or whatever, is a returning vandal. I did not ban him accidentaly because of the vandalism going on at the time, he was one of the people, or perhaps the ONLY person, causing vandalism at the time. I can't recall if it's the first thing he did, or if it was in reaction to being banned before by either me or someone else, but he made a page entitled "UNCYCLOPEDIA SUCKS!!" with the only content being a ".", like the pages he made about me with the oh-so-clever insults replacing the "Dog" portion of my name. I hate these kind of trolls who act like they aren't trolls and accuse the people who ban them or revert and report their shit of being ones. But, since I do tend to put rather violent or hateful summaries in when I ban them, well.........he made at least one point, I guess. But he's still a faggot, I'll stick by that statement forever. -- Domo,o,jkhrdhyt hnjm e45sm b vn jy b k vmj bj,jk 00:09, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Dude, I already knew that. Of course I know of the "dot vandal". I started the discussion because I wanted to find out why he was vandalizing and maybe convince him that he should stop. He said it was because of some ban summary. Do I believe him? Maybe, but that's besides the point. I skimmed through some of the old logs and found some huffed "articles" by this guy (probably) and they were these typical one-line crapticles. So maybe he started the dot page spamming because he disliked you (and some other admins?) deleting his stuff and it escalated because of some comments/summaries from your side. Plausible, if not probable? But again, that's not the point. You obviously made the "Kill yourself!" comment during the whole Nigger Fucking Faggot event. The point I was trying to make on his talkpage is that your comment was probably as hateful as it was because of previous vandalism, partly his own vandalism but also and probably more prominently that of the Nigger Fucking Faggot vandal. But, does it really matter what actually happened? To me? No. The point is this; I was trying to make him stop vandalizing and perhaps do more constructive things with his life, and eventually, he agreed to that. Was the infinibanning really necessary? I'm not going to argue about bans. That's an admin issue. Is he gay? Considering he wasted days of his life spamming crap, by some definition, he's definitely gay. After typing all this out, do I really care about any of this? Hardly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:31, 27 November 2009
[edit] {VFD}
Thanks for removing {VFD} from those pages in my namespace, as I suppose they are accumulated. But the entire pages serve no purpose; one has been returned to mainspace and the other is abandoned. If you want to entirely erase them, I'd appreciate it. Spıke ¬ 04:15 27-Nov-09 On the other hand, {VFD} was on The Wish Fish because it's being voted on!--are you closing the vote? PPS--Never mind, Andorin Kato has just put it back.
- I added it back. Also, if you want the pages deleted, you can list them on QVFD. --Andorin Kato 04:26, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] User talk:75.47.140.253
I want my talk page to stay blanked period. --75.47.143.205 13:08, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Another kind of a header
Yes, the joke is that a scene in a play changes every time an actor enters or exits. -- Mu 
st 18:20, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, okay. Expect a VFH nom in a couple minutes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:24, 28 November 2009
[edit] Editing
"The move button is usually found between the history button and the watch button." Yeah, well, it isn't for me. No move button at all. Wild at Heart 01:59, November 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Ah, yes. Only autoconfirmed users can move pages. This means you have to wait a couple more days before the move button will magically appear between the history button and the watch button. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:23, 28 November 2009
[edit] Shucks!
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[edit] I hate you
Every time I see your signature, I think there's a little fly flying around on my screen. But NO! Then I realize it's just that little magnemite image. And then I say things like "darn it" and "well if that don't beat all!" and then I bash my fist on the desk. Do you see what you've turned me into!? I was a PERSON before! -RAHB 00:31, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Thanks!
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[edit] The girl on the cover
On your cover (your user page) it says you want to lick the nectar off of the girl's chest. Well I've studied that photo quite a bit (purely for research purposes) and I've yet to find any nectar. Is this something that can't bee seen, but only felt and tasted with the tongue? Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 01:32, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
- You're interested in bees aren't you. Well, the text is referring to the fact that she has bee wings. Bees collect nectar. It's currently not on her chest because I've already licked it clean. Yummy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:36, 1 December 2009
- What, me like bees? Just because the first featured article I wrote here was Sun Bee, and the second was Archery which talked about bees, but my third HowTo:Be Homeless in America has nothing to do with bees--well, except it has "be" in the title, and in the article I talk a lot about A's, B's, and C's, and I did do some edits on bee-related articles, and made some articles bee-related, and did post a response to something about bee wings here and....no, I have no interest in bees whatsoever. (Actually, you're the first person here to point that out). Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 01:52, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
[edit] Late voting
Also I noticed you're voting on "...of the month" stuff after the month's over (by Uncyclopedia's calendar, anyway). Do those votes count? Does voting continue until they change the page? Also do you know why somebody's code on your page is making it hard for me to edit (when I triy to type sometimes I have to wait for the computer screen to catch up with my typing, and the cursor keeps jumping around--I once saw this on someone's talk page, and it ended up being somebody's signature. And no, it's not because my computer's slow--it was cutting edge a year ago). And why is the sky blue? Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 01:46, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Of course they count. The vote's not over till it's archived. I could nominate someone for UnScripts:Playwright of the Month now and if enough people vote for it, it can still count for this month. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:49, 1 December 2009
[edit] Ahem..
For always being here, supporting useless causes; namely me. ;)
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[edit] Thanks <insert name here> for promoting homelessness
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[edit] You're Going Down Bitch!
You. Me. ATDB. Whenever that takes place. DOWN! hopefully.
Also, archive your freaking page already. Che 
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- I think I'll wait another 14 headers. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 04:51, 3 December 2009
[edit] Useless header 1
[edit] Useless header 2
more useless Father WHY??? (confessions)
[edit] Useless header 3
most useless Rabbi WHY??? (What would Zappa do?)
- All your headers are belong to me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:40, 3 December 2009
[edit] Non-Useless Header
This is actually very important. Che } 20:57,3December,2009
[edit] This header has The Answer
Here Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 01:02, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Cool. But why did you add that br to the article? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:08, 4 December 2009
- That was a carryover. I first put the VFH template at the top of the article, and I was afraid it would end up overlapping the images on some people's monitors, so tried a break command. I thought it still might be a problem, so moved it to the bottom with the break command still attached. It's probably not needed. Also I had thought about nomming this for VFP, but that seems to be just one image. This is one of those things that doesn't really fit any category. It might fit VFP, but I'm not sure how to link it there. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 02:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
- No problem either way. I like the page, but it's probably not getting featured in either voting system, and I can live with that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:55, 4 December 2009
- Sorry about the way the vote's going; I really like it--it's probably one of my favorite things here, especially the way that no matter what the scene, 42 appears. It's subtle, but deep, and I love the images you chose. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 02:58, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Well, I'm glad at least somebody likes it. Don't worry about the nomination, I don't mind the against votes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 03:01, 4 December 2009
- For the record, VFH isn't supposed to be a reflection of whether someone likes something. After refreshing it several times, I like the page too, even though you basically have to refresh it to fully get it. VFH is simply supposed to determine whether an article is fit for the front page. You can like a page and still vote against it on VFH; remember Are you talking to me? and how I voted against it? --Andorin Kato 03:04, Dec. 4, 2009 (UTC) 03:04, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Well, I'm glad at least somebody likes it. Don't worry about the nomination, I don't mind the against votes. —Sir Socky
- Sorry about the way the vote's going; I really like it--it's probably one of my favorite things here, especially the way that no matter what the scene, 42 appears. It's subtle, but deep, and I love the images you chose. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 02:58, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
- No problem either way. I like the page, but it's probably not getting featured in either voting system, and I can live with that. —Sir Socky
- That was a carryover. I first put the VFH template at the top of the article, and I was afraid it would end up overlapping the images on some people's monitors, so tried a break command. I thought it still might be a problem, so moved it to the bottom with the break command still attached. It's probably not needed. Also I had thought about nomming this for VFP, but that seems to be just one image. This is one of those things that doesn't really fit any category. It might fit VFP, but I'm not sure how to link it there. Rabbi WHY??? (shmuesn) 02:53, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
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[edit] untelligent math
Hi mate. Thanks for reverting the ip edits of this for me. I have a feeling that I've ended up waving a red flag to IPs with this one.
- No problem. It seems to happen quite often when featured articles aren't protected. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 05:31, 7 December 2009
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[edit] You're the bestest pal ever
| WELCOME TO VORTEX 102 The first semester will cover the entire spectrum of human biological vortices, with the first quarter focusing exclusively on the colonic vortex. In this animated simulation, the event horizon (colon) can be clearly distinguished. Unlike the hydraulic, atmospheric and gravitational vortex, the biological vortices aren't open ended systems with dubious conclusions as to where the crap goes in and comes out. Since biological systems are easily identifiable and make for an easy study, we'll be spending a lot of time on them. By understanding the biological vortices, we may glean insight into the larger picture. The foundation of all knowledge starts with the colonic vortex so study this animated gif for no less than an hour a day for the next week. Thank You! Dr S |
Thanks for the nom spree. Vortex has gone a long way from the first review, that was basically someone screaming at me about VFD, to the front page. I appreciate the motivation. I guess I better fix Red Herring and get it into user space. A belated thanks for the Turkey on thanksgiving as well. I feel blessed.-- 16:06, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
- It was a great pleasure. You write good articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:17, 10 December 2009
[edit] A Fast and Furious Thanks
[edit] You are a gentleman and a scholar.
I would not have noticed that otherwise. 
FUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK! 23:00, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
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I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you.
[edit] Comrad
| Thanks to your vote Julius Malema is one step closer to becoming President of South Africa. Nice going. What a wonderful thing democracy is. Now surrender your property to the government and move along. Nothing to see here. Except the featured article on 14 Dec 2009 |
--BlueSpiritGuy 10:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
