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Contents 1 RAEP 2 A quick question 3 Thank you from the trainyards 4 I win. 5 Thanks for fixing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term 6 hey 7 Attention Colonizers! 8 Thanks Socky! 9 Thanks! 10 Re: Barack Obama's Teleprompter 11 Possible Software Glitch 11.1 Thank you from POOF 12 A miserable thanks 13 W00t! 14 Socky 15 Star Wars (2010) 15.1 Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twists 16 Your welcome template 17 Thanks for adding image category 18 Two in a row 19 The Doctor 19.1 All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you 20 NSFW 21 Congratulations 22 hmm 23 Hey, is it just me or are the articles on VFH all piece of shits? 24 F***ING HELL, ENOUGH PORN ALREADY!! 25 Marble Thanks 26 We're maybe fucked 27 This belongs on your talk page. 28 Thanks! 29 my computer 30 Pic 31 Stop deleteing my stuff 32 I don't have a sister 33 IP 34 Ban Patrol 35 A word from your new insect computer WotM 36 Agh 37 Noob Tanks 38 Transformers Begins 39 Wikipedia_of_the_Future 40 PLS 41 Inserting Embedded Flash Objects 42 Star Wars 43 Um 44 War with the Moon 45 Thanks for... 46 Zen 47 Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's bee says 48 Hippo 49 And now for something completely different 50 Hi a query 51 Thanks for your vote! 52 Image:Chewing.GIF 53 Argumentum ad Wikipediam 54 You, like, rock 55 Take this 56 Thanks 57 I did it 58 Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website 59 Thanks! 60 Thanks 61 Thanks 62 Chocolating 63 Thanks! 64 Thanks 65 Okay, you mangy colonists. 66 Pages 67 Blame everything on the Jews 68 I was going to upload this over the top of the other image... what do you think? 69 Good call 70 Dude!

[edit] RAEP

--Mn-z 16:40, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Congratulations! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:54, 9 September 2009

[edit] A quick question

Hey Socky, I was just wandering around on recent changes and doing some reverting and I decided to ask you something which has been bothering me for a while. When I revert an article, is there a reason why I get this edit summary: Undid revision 4096985 by 128.109.70.90 (talk), while other users get one like this: (Reverted edit(s) of 98.100.219.130 (talk) to last version by MadMax). I'm just curious as to whether I'm either reverting incorrectly or whether there is something specific I need to do to change the message. It isn't essential to my wellbeing or anything.... honest. Thanks muchly. --ChiefjusticeDS 19:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Don't worry. You're reverting correctly. "Reverted edit(s) of ..." is the common edit summary when using "rollback", which is basically just a faster way of reverting than the regular undoing. You don't have that option because you only have autoconfirmed user rights. To enable the rollback function, you need to ask an admin to do it for you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:11, 9 September 2009

Cheers, I'm now going to go and bother TKF or UU. Pray for me. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:13, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Good luck. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:15, 9 September 2009

[edit] Thank you from the trainyards

Isaac The Tank Engine Thank you template is currently unavailable.
Our thank you template is currently deceased, however it is due to be back in 3 days.
We apologise for any inconvenience.
    HMV 

[edit] I win.

“History is a lie agreed upon.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde also said, "The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one." But you know, it wouldn't have mattered if there were a feature yesterday (which there wasn't, I remind you), because there wasn't a feature on the same day in 2008 so Template:FFA/include simply went back a day. --C:\syndrome\_ 02:25, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I congratulate you on your glorious victory. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:19, 10 September 2009

Worship me. --C:\syndrome\_ 22:01, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

When you've achieved world domination, maybe. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:06, 11 September 2009

[edit] Thanks for fixing Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term

I was just checking it to see what I did wrong with the formatting, and you already fixed it. Cool.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:51, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad I could help. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:53, 10 September 2009

[edit] hey

For The Durability of Kelly's Indirect Immunoperoxidase Test Paper should I change it to something like "Here are the results of my extensive analysis, after setting it on fire: [image of paper burning] It appears the paper is not fire-proof, and it wasn't semen-proof either, and the original text has become completely unreadable. Interestingly enough though, semen isn't flammable. We had a good laugh over it. --Docile hippopotamus 07:07, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'd prefer to keep it the way it is. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:56, 11 September 2009

[edit] Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed Sockpuppet of an unregistered user. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:21, 11 Sep

We're done fornicating procrastinating? Hooray! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:57, 11 September 2009

[edit] Thanks Socky!

STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

Some IP made a smartass comment on the talk page and that's the first E-mail I got. I had no idea it was even on VFH and I had a real labrador confused moment there before seeing what's been up lately. I'll be around more often this winter which is just around the bend. Thanks for the gumball Popeye!--    20:23, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

I'm glad that vagina made it to the front page. I'll look forward to seeing you around more. Cheers! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:56, 11 September 2009

[edit] Thanks!

[edit] Re: Barack Obama's Teleprompter

Thanks for the clarification. --JeNeSaisPas 18:01, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:06, 12 September 2009

[edit] Possible Software Glitch

Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bq%3DScientific%2BTreatise%2Bon%2Bthe%2BEssential%2BPremise%2Bof%2BLaziness%2B%26amp%3BbtnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26amp%3Baq%3Df%26amp%3Boq%3D

From: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laziness

Note the following from the first link above:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=

Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:

[1]

See how different they are

Is this a software glitch?

The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 00:41, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea what could be causing that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:47, 13 September 2009

If I had to guess, it might be too long.Too long, and its a link to search results. --Mn-z 22:00, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not any kind of computer expert. But it looks like those links are actually the same, except one time it's rendering it the way you would actually type it in and the other as the code. For example, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben & Jerry's and it will appear (on most browsers) as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_%26_Jerry%27s. Speaking of which, I'm going to go get some ice cream.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  02:52, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Same thing happens to short links, too. But the link works; you just have to wait a few seconds for the redirect when you're not logged in. I don't know why, might have to do with Wikia data mining, or more likely there's some code that needs to be tightened on their end. Maybe someone should bother Sannse about this, but personally I'm going to play this one by the book. --C:\syndrome\_ 05:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Turns out its a new feature. --Mn-z 04:40, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you from POOF

    HMV t 11:15, 13/09/2009

[edit] A miserable thanks

Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one, although I have the suspicion that you would not need one.) Sir MacMania GUN—[20:59 14 Sep 2009]

I'm glad I had the opportunity of reading it. (And yes, you are correct.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 04:31, 15 September 2009

[edit] W00t!

	Thanks for voting Socky Party Member of the Month
	Mere words cannot express my gratitude, so I'm giving you this beautiful sock poster as well.

Yay! Go me! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:26, 15 September 2009

...Did you just thank yourself? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

And I've only made two thanksplates up until now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:50, 15 September 2009

Maybe if one of your articles got featured, you'd have more occasions to thank people. OH WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ARTICLES --C:\syndrome\_ 20:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Correct. Well, not any featured articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:00, 15 September 2009

No, seriously. I'll give you five seconds to name an article you're written. Too late! Anyway, congrats on your award, and if it's any consolation, I've only made one thanksplate. --C:\syndrome\_ 21:05, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

That is indeed a consolidation. Thank you. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:12, 15 September 2009

[edit] Socky

In regards to the Africa revision, the original joke was to have a picture of a plate piled high with food. I think it would be better if we scrapped the fruit plate and plate with crumbs, as the first one was the wittiest, I thought.--Birch.jonathan 19:59, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, part of the original joke was while the caption mentioned "abundant food", there were only crumbs on the plate, the irony of this emphasizing how little it really was. Replacing that with a plate filled with fruit negates that part of the joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:03, 15 September 2009

No, the original picture was a plate of food, emphasizing that Colonial Africa did in fact have an abundance of resources. Technically, they should be the most powerful continent on the planet. But the joke is that even though they had all the materials, they still can't feed their own people. THAT's the joke. --Birch.jonathan 20:15, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm... Well, the current image has been used on the article for ages. Jordanus, who wrote the article, never reverted it. If you ask him what he thinks is best, I'll go along. What's not the point though, is what may or may not have been the original joke. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:23, 15 September 2009

Well it's not really a pressing issue, I just thought I'd bring it up. So I'll stop bothering you now :)--Birch.jonathan 19:32, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Ah, okay. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:50, 16 September 2009

But I won't. You smell like pea soup! pillow talk 19:56, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Pea soup? But I never eat vegetables! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:59, 16 September 2009

[edit] Star Wars (2010)

Star Wars sequel announced, may contain disturbing twists The controversial 2010 remake of Star Wars will have a sequel. This unpopular move was sparked after the remake was voted #1 for August 2009 by Uncyclopedia. "We felt we may as well use the freedom given to us when we virtually wiped out 33 years' worth of continuity," said co-producer and co-director George Lucas, all the while taunting the editors at Wookieepedia. Most reaction has been decidedly negative, with critics saying that "Lucas will most certainly take cues from the Devil himself" and that "he will most certainly manage to do what he did with the last film—make us regret being Star Wars fans."

Thanks for the monthly Top 3 vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[20:49 16 Sep 2009]

[edit] Your welcome template

You know, the one that's black and yellow? Yeah. It's obnoxious and annoying. Therefore, continue putting it on new users' talk pages. Keep up the good work! -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 03:03, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

If it's making your eyes bleed, it's doing exactly what I had hoped. Thanks for the ninjastar! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:58, 17 September 2009

[edit] Thanks for adding image category

I'm going to have to learn to do that myself, so I'll start looking at categories. I'm uploading some images for Miley's Pedobear article. Hopefully they're what she's looking for.     Father WHY??? (confessions)  19:18, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

They look like nice, anyhow. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:22, 17 September 2009

[edit] Two in a row

Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!! I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

Wow, I'm going to be forced to write more crap! I always liked this one a lot. Thanks again Socky, you're a pal.--    12:31, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

No problem, mate. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:58, 18 September 2009

[edit] The Doctor

Thank you for supporting! Sir MacMania GUN—[01:34 19 Sep 2009]

[edit] NSFW

I put the NSFW template on Category:A wizard did it because of File:SurrealLesbians.png. --Docile hippopotamus 02:21, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Many, if not most, categories contain some incidental NSFW material. That tag should only go on categories if they are categories of NSFW material. I.e. categories in the pr0n database. --Mn-z 04:58, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Agreed. For example, Category:Ninjastars contains this very talk page, which contains this image:

Obviously, Category:Ninjastars shouldn't therefore be tagged NSFW. pillow talk 07:01, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

What those guys said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 07:54, 19 September 2009

Also, More Silly Eyes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 07:57, 19 September 2009

[edit] Congratulations

On your wise decision to sign up and become a member of http://www.whoinventedfoxes.com/ Hope you'll be hearing ans sharing some good stupid stuff with us soon - your air guitar is in the post. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Was that fox drawn by Multiliteralist? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:56, 20 September 2009

It was indeed. Well spotted! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:00, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Ah! I knew I recognized that image from somewhere. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:06, 20 September 2009

[edit] hmm

Does Midkiff Land seem like an Uncyclopedia In-Joke to you? Hmm....-Almost Sir Random Crap

It would seem that way. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:52, 20 September 2009

So I guess I should put the category in...I'm just thinking if Roman Dog Bird (the person who modified the IP drivel) would ban me for putting my name in there...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, there's a big chance it'll be reverted anyway. Not really worth risking a ban for. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:57, 20 September 2009

I'll just tell him if it was fine.-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] Hey, is it just me or are the articles on VFH all piece of shits?

I think you should consider nominating this. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

If you insist. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:06, 21 September 2009

[edit] F***ING HELL, ENOUGH PORN ALREADY!!

Seriously, wasn't this banned? Template:UserConnorORLY/sig10:25, 09 21 10:25, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:06, 21 September 2009

Porn, apparently. --C:\syndrome\_ 15:37, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I meant PORN, APPARENTLY!!!!! --C:\syndrome\_ 15:38, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Marble Thanks

John Smith would like to thank you! For Helping him get through Marble Madness and defeat the evil bully, Benny Smith (no relation).

   Orian57    Talk   00:18 23 September 2009

[edit] We're maybe fucked

I just realized File:Crawhus.jpg might get us sued if the guy in it or someone who knows him finds it on our site. And they'll probably sue Modusoperandi for identity theft (we all know he loves the fuck out of that image).-Almost Sir Random Crap

There are lots of things here we could get sued for. We've already been threatened with legal action over John Scherer. pillow talk 21:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

don't forget IMMA FIRIN' MALAYSIA!!! The government hates us.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Alfred N. Steele is dead, so I don't think we have anything to worry about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:42, 23 September 2009

Modus killed him?! Wow, talk about extreme fanboy-ism...-Almost Sir Random Crap

It strongly resembled the 1992 film Single White Female. pillow talk 22:03, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

No, more like John Lennon's death. You don't know a fanboy's about to kill you till the last nanosecond.-Almost Sir Random Crap

NO SINGLE WHITE FEMALE. Modus started stealing Alfred's wardrobe, and cutting his hair like him, and getting orthidonture to fuck up his teeth, and sleeping with his boyfriend, and just generally creeping the guy out. pillow talk 22:07, September 23, 2009 (UTC)

NO, JOHN LENNON! It was a Jewish fanboy who killed John Lennon, and Modus is apparently Jewish. Plus John Lennon fucking rocks.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Chapman didn't imitate John Lennon, though. Not in the least, to be honest. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:28, 23 September 2009

But still, John Lennon is made of win. I don't care what that Single White Female says.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Sounds like I should make a disambiguation page about this Single White Female movie. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:08, 23 September 2009

Done. pillow talk 17:40, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

Creepy. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:50, 24 September 2009

[edit] This belongs on your talk page.

Don't pretend that it doesn't. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 17:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

I completely agree. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:01, 24 September 2009

[edit] Thanks!

My little grey cells, zey 'ave solved ze case! Necropaxx would very much like to thank you for uncovering who the real murderer was. "If not for your 'elp, mon ami, I fear zat Monsieur Murderer might 'ave escaped." Double thanks for making this my tenth feature! Woo!

Thanks again for the nom! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~GUN WotM PotM VFH VFP PEEING DU F@H~} 18:36, Sep 24

It was my pleasure, mon ami. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 18:42, 24 September 2009

[edit] my computer

its my pcs falut some of the words are spelled wrong it keeps scewing up eveytime i type. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 67.176.177.198 (talk • contribs)

[edit] Pic

I'll give you $100,000 if you can find a picture for the elusive Malaysian Raping Tree.-Almost Sir Random Crap

How about this one? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:12, 25 September 2009

Actually, the tree is supposed to stay on the ground and let the roots do the raping.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Meh. Humour doesn't require images to be consistent with the content. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:16, 25 September 2009

Well, anyway, there's a fucking annoying watermark-sig-border thing around the picture.-Almost Sir Random Crap

And suddenly, it's gone. As if by magic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:27, 25 September 2009

Actually I suspect double magic. Thank you!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Or more accurately, fucking magic. You're welcome. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:31, 25 September 2009

No, m'boy, a package of magic is correct. My warm regards to you.-Almost Sir Random Crap.

[edit] Stop deleteing my stuff

I want my two articles back on dude Why are u delteing my stuff when its funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Buck9998 (talk • contribs)

It is not me who is deleting your articles. Check the deletion log. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:43, 27 September 2009

I deleted it. Because I... am a murderer. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 15:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

NOOO! Don't you say that! *runs away crying* • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:19 September 27 '09

Hei, quiet dleetin mah stuph u faggit! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 15:27, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

And the NOOB said unto them "Deleteth not my stuffe, thou faggothe." And He saw that it was not good • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 15:33 September 27 '09

Stop talking about flutes! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:30, 27 September 2009

stop deleting my artciles u admin fag —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)

Sign your posts, n00b! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:01, 28 September 2009

[edit] I don't have a sister

Just an older brother. -- Humorless Shit-Eater 01:59, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Well, tell me when you've decided to get a sister. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:06, 28 September 2009

[edit] IP

They see me trollin'....they hatin'....whatever the fuck comes after this retarded ve-rse! You did a good job assholing the IP. On an unrelated note, look at this picture of a square melon.--Bad Shroom 22:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

LOL. You should put a snail on that. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:40, 28 September 2009

You saw the snail picture on my userpage, didn't you? Why, you sneaky little quasi-admin!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Sneaky. Yes, I am sneaky. RAWR! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:45, 28 September 2009

First, you're a quasi-admin, then a snail-hentai obsessionist, now a sneaky dinosaur? What the fuck are you?!!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Luke, I am your FatherGod! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:49, 28 September 2009

God of what, snails and melons? Ha, Zeus would zap your ass in a second. -Almost Sir Random Crap

Snails and melons? No! No! Those are your attributes. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:58, 28 September 2009

On an unrelated note, Socky got called a quasi-admin! HAHA! Fucking loser! Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 20:00, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:06, 29 September 2009

[edit] Ban Patrol

I'd leave that message on 'Dillo's talkpage if I were you, he's not very likely to bother looking at ban patrol archives. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:40, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, I guess. I'll leave him a little note. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 15:48, 29 September 2009

[edit] A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:09 1 Oct 2009]

[edit] Agh

Please tell me you agree with this. I mean, we can have Wikipedia themselves be our sponsor... -Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, sure. Who'd be crazy enough to sponsor us though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:21, 3 October 2009

I don't know, anyone. We just need a sponsor. Maybe Conservap-wait, no fucking way. Then, what about Newgrounds or something? I don't know...-Almost Sir Random Crap

One more thing: care to help with Synesthesia? This si the kind of article that can be like the featured Turing Duck Test!-Almost Sir Random Crap

Looks like an interesting start. Not sure what you're aiming for exactly, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 17:11, 3 October 2009

I'm at a fork in the road for racism, torture, or scientific accent. Whatever seems best, you improve.-Almost Sir Random Crap

loltorture! • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:28 October 3 '09

Uh, did everyone die or something?-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes. We are all corpses in a fantasy world of hollow ideals. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:12, 3 October 2009

So Uncyclopedia is full of corpses...no wonder this place is "dead"!......Bad pun, I know.-Almost Sir Random Crap

[edit] Noob Tanks

Why do I need to provide this? My Mommy says always say Thank You for voting for Why? as Noob of the Month for September 2009.

[edit] Transformers Begins

On Uncyclopedia:Imperial_Colonization you voted for Transformers. As it says, "Vote for any and all nominations you plan to participate in." It's great you're going to participate! You can see ideas for the article and post your own at Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/project. The article begins at Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project. Thank you for agreeing to work on the article! --Imperial Colonization Fifth Undersecretary of Transformers. 01:58, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia_of_the_Future

Wikipedia_of_the_Future I've started it. Big work-in-progress though.--Occono 20:31, October 6, 2009 (UTC)

Looks very promising. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:33, 6 October 2009

[edit] PLS

Would I be disqualified from PLS if someone helped with User:Bad Shroom/The Air Flight Passenger's Guide to Purgatory? Also, which alternate namespace would fit for this article?-Almost Sir Random Crap

If you get help from someone on Uncyclopedia, for example by a Pee Review, yes that could disqualify you. Someone helping you writing it in real life (off the interwebs), probably won't disqualify you. As for the appropriate namespace for your article, while it's definitely "alternative", I really don't think we have a namespace other than mainspace that would fit the article. Maybe you could invent something like "UnDoom Scenarios", though I'm not sure that'll be accepted as an alternative namespace. You might want to ask Modus about that, since he's the guy who's running PLS and all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:57, 10 October 2009

[edit] Inserting Embedded Flash Objects

Is it possible to 'borrow' an embedded Flash/Shockwave object on another website and use it on Uncyclopedia?

I created an article here based on this. It is great to look at and has a sufficient amount of blue, but needs pictures or animation...

The Dark Archer was Here-Send a Falcon 19:38, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, it's possible. Just use {{flash}}.

Like this: 300@300@fullurl://www.zombo.com/welcomenew6.swf?{{{value}}} —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:23, 11 October 2009

I did that, but on the website, there is audio too. Will that work here?

I'm not sure. Just try it out. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:44, 11 October 2009

So how do you embed inserted flash objects? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 23:32, October 11, 2009 (UTC)

I have no idea. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:52, 12 October 2009

[edit] Star Wars

<openmessage>Calling all Star Wars fanboys! Help out the fabulous article Stormtrooper 147-B and get a cookie! Help a lot, and if it gets featured, you will get credit along with I!</closemessage>-Almost Sir Random Crap

Didn't you enter that for PLS? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:36, 13 October 2009

I removed it from that. Now please help. Also, that flash program is annoying and it's messing up the page.-Almost Sir Random Crap

But you forgot to strike it at UN:PLS. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 22:41, 13 October 2009

"Whatever", I will. Just help.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Well, I'll see if there's anything I can do. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 23:09, 13 October 2009

[edit] Um

I'm not trying to whore you, but could you help Stormtrooper 147-B like you said you would? This article is very important to me and I need to make it perfect. My creative multi-colored fumes can't do everything. Now Mark Twain's fumes, they'll get you far...-Almost Sir Random Crap

Yes. Yes I will. But could you remove it from Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, to prevent any misunderstandings. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:34, 14 October 2009

I did everything. I even made a redirect for the article. Now help or die from the helm of my sword! Ah, fiction books. So enchanting. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bad Shroom (talk • contribs)

I'll get to it tomorrow. I need some sleep right now. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 21:50, 14 October 2009

[edit] War with the Moon

I hope it isn't gauche for me to have dumped this section into his article just after Pee Reviewing it (and before receiving any feedback on the review)!

Do section heads here use all initial caps? On Wikipedia they don't. If so, I've been deviating from policy all over the place. Spıke ¬ 12:32 17-Oct-09

I don't think there's any problem in this case. This is a wiki after all. You're free to choose between section headers with initial caps and headers without them. In this case I changed it, because the other headers used all initial caps. Just a matter of consistency. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 12:51, 17 October 2009

"Consistency is all I ask." "Give us this day our daily mask." --Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead     Father WHY??? (confessions)  03:04, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for...

Lateral Thanking. Get it? This was a much prettier template, but MSIE and Chrome suck.

    HMV t 03:59, 20/10/2009

[edit] Zen

Hello,

Can you please help me ? Ftiercel 05:15, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's bee says

Sun Bee thanks for voting for our extinct species which will be featured on 21 Oct. 2009. Because you voted for, you are entitled to one jar of Sun Bee brand hot virgin honey. If you can find us.

    Father WHY??? (confessions)  05:50, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hippo

Do you not see the mortal of this?--C:\Zork\ERROR!!GRUE!! 19:53, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Wot? WhatWhere are these moralsmortals you speak of? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 06:56, 22 October 2009

[edit] And now for something completely different

In Recognition Of Sockpuppet of an unregistered user's support and patronage of the fine sport of Archery, you are awarded one (1) gratuitous pantyshot. Wear it with pride.

Love, WHY do I not know??? and WHERE brooklyn at??? 00:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the nice picture. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 06:51, 22 October 2009

[edit] Hi a query

Can one upload any image here or you require the copyright public domain etc crapMadnesspersonified 13:38, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

As long as it's neither a clear copyright violation nor gore/shock/hate/cyberbullying..etc. So yeah, you can upload almost any humorous image here. HOW comes??? 13:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

Yes. What he said. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 13:48, 24 October 2009

[edit] Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing. The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out. In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin K. (Silence! I vape you!) 17:55, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Image:Chewing.GIF

So you think it's a deer? It might be a giraffe, but I don't know. You'll want to tag Cuy.GIF as well. It's been tagged as "Category:Rabbit images" but I asked a correspondent in Lima whether it is a rabbit or a cuy (guinea pig) and she only said, "It's a hybrid!!!" Spıke ¬ 19:13 27-Oct-09

I think it's somekind of antelope, so "deer images" seemed like an appropriate category. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 19:17, 27 October 2009

[edit] Argumentum ad Wikipediam

I've been careful to describe the parts of this article that I've changed post-VFD. May I now just remove the annotations and the VFD and finish the article? or does that require a formal "Keep" result of the vote? Spıke ¬ 21:07 28-Oct-09

Don't ever remove a VFD tag from an article until a vote is over. That could get you banned because it looks like you're trying to sabotage the vote. Don't even remove it then. Let a poopsmith do it. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)}

But yeah, you don't need the annotations. The vote is on the article, not on the particular revision that was nominated. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 21:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. Someone has removed VFD now, I've removed the annotations, and have requested contributions of photos via UN:VFD. Spıke ¬ 22:42 28-Oct-09

Image provided. You're welcome. :) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:29, 29 October 2009

[edit] You, like, rock

Hey, thanks for so swiftly and skillfully fixing my boneheaded UnNews headline typo, and my even more boneheaded attempt to fix it.

You know, I opened your talk page to send you this message, and I noticed that there are like two or six million thank you posts for fixing boneheaded screw-ups like mine. I mean to say, you rock. I'd totally do you, if you were a girl. In fact, if I could afford it and you were on board with it, I'd totally get you a sex change and then do you. So Thanks. --    GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, film critic 20:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hmmm. A sex change, huh? Still though, if I had a sex change, I'd be a lesbian. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:34, 29 October 2009

[edit] Take this

Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser
--BlueSpiritGuy 08:50, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 19:05, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I did it

You and others abstained on Jamie Lynn Spears because you thought it should be expanded. I withdrew it from VFH and expanded it and made some improvements. I promised people I'd let you know when it was ready well it's back up on VFH! Dame Pleb Cpt. Miley Spears (talk) 07:43, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 11:50, 3 November 2009

[edit] Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:51 3 Nov 2009]

[edit] Thanks!

[edit] Thanks

Thanks so much for voting me in as a Foolitzer. My ego is getting huge! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

 Voting For Godot  

The GlobalTourniquet says "Thanks!"   Thanks, <insert name here>, for ruining the pathos of my plight by voting for my featured article.

[edit] Chocolating

This article on ICU reminded me of some other article, although this one is based on a South Park skit while that other one I can only assume is based upon insanity. But does it move you in any way? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:26, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what to say. I wanted it to be funny, but it wasn't in the slightest. Oh well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:33, 7 November 2009

I'm not saying your article needs ICU, I'm asking if you have any ideas for improving Chocolating or if you would rather it just get huffed along with its image. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:43, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Is there something wrong with my article? (I was talking about Chocolating earlier, you know.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:06, 7 November 2009

No. Nothing. Nuh-uh. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 02:12, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

About Chocolating, I don't mind its existence. But the problem is that it's simply lacking in humour. There's nothing to laugh about. Well, I admit I haven't seen the South Park episode this relates to, or at least, I don't recall seeing it. Besides the humour, there's an issue with the believability. No reader is going to believe that girl ate dog shit for real, and even if they do, they're not going to care. This kinda destroys the article's purpose. Moreover, what's the article making fun of/parodying/satirizing? It doesn't seem to do much more than describe a distasteful event. Making things even more confusing is that "chocolating" is already a term for interracial sex. Also, it needs a link to Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. And finally, it should be "embarrassed", so it sounds like "bare ass", you know. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 02:22, 7 November 2009

[edit] Thanks!

[edit] Thanks

 There is a featured article beyond all featured articles known to man...  

At the sign-post up ahead... You have just crossed over into... the Thank You Zone. The Global Tourniquet says "Thanks for voting for my featured article"

[edit] Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:35, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

○ Fucking Sucks! That will be all. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 16:38, 11 November 2009

[edit] Pages

Would you mind improving these vandalized pages? The disney ones. The king who is a lion 00:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Wat? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:07, 12 November 2009

The Rescuers, The Land Before Time, The Lion King, ect. Sorry I'm not that fast The king who is a lion 00:22, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

On behalf of Socky, no. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What is that supposed to mean and why? The king who is a lion 00:42, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Just to expand, I saw his Land Before Time work thingy. Could you do one with The Secret of NIMB? And I don't like this whole Jews aren't real thing. Not funny for me. Argee with the others on the offensive thing. Bad. The king who is a lion 00:45, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm confused about what exactly you're referring to, but I believe my answer would be "Maybe." —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:58, 12 November 2009

[edit] Blame everything on the Jews

I like how you implied that the Jews aren't real people. I'd doll up this image into an award, but it's really nothing to be proud of, you bigoted Belgian. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Did I imply that? Maybe I'm subconsciously antisemitic. I hope not! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 14:59, 12 November 2009

"Subconsciously"? I'm referring to this edit. Maybe you're subconsciously antiseptic. Do you kill germs in your sleep? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 01:28, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Hah! You fell for it! Non-Belgians are so easy to influence. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 01:32, 13 November 2009

Did I fall for it? Or... did you? Also, where did you find that image on My Neighbor Cthulhu? I've searched for it and apparently the original is taller, but I can't find one with quite that large. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:41, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

I found it through a lot of Google Image searching. I have no idea where I found it, but the way to find it is by not searching for "My Neighbor Cthulhu", but rather something like "My Neighbor Totoro blood". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:48, 15 November 2009

Why would you do that? That's sick. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:50, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Because I'm sick like that. Also, it renders high-resolution images. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:53, 15 November 2009

Sicko. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (vote!)} 00:55, November 15, 2009 (UTC)

Syndrome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 00:58, 15 November 2009

[edit] I was going to upload this over the top of the other image... what do you think?

Going on hiatus...

It looks... mysterious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 04:39, 13 November 2009

[edit] Good call

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Worst_100_Things_to_Stick_your_Dick_in&diff=4220201&oldid=4220176

I still think it was funnier before, but that'll do nicely. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 14 Nov

Yeah, thanks. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:31, 14 November 2009

[edit] Dude!

You just left IRC! Any chance you could pop back in? MrN  20:51, Nov 14

OMG! How could that happen! Yes, I'll try! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM PMotM 20:52, 14 November 2009