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What's PB & JS, anyway? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:58 4-Dec-10</small>
 
What's PB & JS, anyway? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:58 4-Dec-10</small>
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==Under the radar==
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Apologies. I have only just noticed that you added to this story - [[UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation]]. I have given you a half point credit. Have you had anything else featured? --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 08:30, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

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Beginning of "Talk"

The following area is for people to say hello, to talk with me, & to leave messages (talk) from other people/writers

Hey, here's a message, and it's from ME! Wow! Hi! Adam here! Please feel free to leave any comments, questions, suggestions, etc. for me to puruse here. Thanks!

Smuggler 05:28, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Hello!

Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

Talk

Yo Smugs, thanks for your work on my article, as it was my first., FENWAY1912

End of "Talk"



BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES

Code examples/code resources

This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:

 "...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...

or, just the code itsself:

 blind engineers

How to insert a 'sources' code is below & ironically, appears as "sources"

 == Sources ==


Image to right (just an image)

Tang


End of code examples/code resources

Images to insert prn

Smuggler UnNews Shot
Thou art brave and talented! (Ya' gotta earn one of these endorsements!)
Pineapples of wrath1
One of John Steinbecks Greatest Novels


Beginning of "To Do List"

TO DO LIST

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Requested_Articles


Got a sense of humor? Want to put it to good use? Rewrite-a-thon or Conservation Week is a two week period in which users will concentrate their efforts on fixing up random articles rather than creating new articles, making Uncyclopedia a better place for all. The users who do the most rewrites below get a prestigious award for Uncyclopedia which we will call the the Greasy Mechanic Award, because, just like a grease-covered man repairing cars one muffler at a time, you are repairing Uncyclopedia one article at a time.

Conservation Week is held twice every year - Once from September 15th to September 30th, and then March 1st through March 15th. Or in that general area. We're pretty laid back about timelines and stuff like that. You know, stuff that isn't trees. And by 'trees' we mean 'articles'.

Just a few obvious rules to go through:

Make your rewrite better than the article replaced before it, but try to include funny material from the old page, if it has any. This will help discourage noobs from reverting articles to their pre-rewrite state. To help count toward your reward, you need to put your name and the articles that you rewrite over the course of two-week period. Please, for easiness sake, use a numbered list for your articles so we can count everything that much easier, or add a score template with the number of articles and use a normal list. To join, all you have to do is add a new section with your name and start rewriting articles. Place the "Conserved" template on your articles to ensure that they are not taken.

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This Article Has been Reserved by [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] for Conservation Week
Please don't murder/maim this poor tree until this environmentalist is done hugging it.

"Conserved" customized w/my name/link:

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This Article Has been Reserved by Smuggler for Conservation Week
Please don't murder/maim this poor tree until this environmentalist is done hugging it.

The Award | The complementary userbox


{{{1}}} This user rewrote {{{1}}} page for Conservation Week 2009, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?



So, fix these:

A list of "special pages". These pages could use some help. This is the main "special page".

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:SpecialPages

A list of "orphaned pages". Good practice for inserting hyperlinks!

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:LonelyPages

"Dead End" pages:

 * http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:DeadendPages

What I'm working on/will work on in "Dead End Pages":

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/ER_Alternate_Episode_Scripts
 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Worst_100_Things_I_Am_Not_Alloud_To_Do_At_Hogwarts

"Pages w/o any images:"

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Withoutimages

"Hyperlink to where you need to go to make an UnEncyclopedia page:"

 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:CreatePage

"Pages that need to be created." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WantedPages

End of "To Do List"

End of "Welcome Page"

Practice page (UnNew articles are dialed in here then posted when ready to UnNews).

This is my practice page/code writing page I use to dial in an article before I post it to UnNews. Click "edit" to the right.

Article moved

I moved your article here Thanks, and cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:40, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

TO VFH

Dude! Funny stuff! On to VFH. Good luck!!!--Funnybony 15:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

SURE! Thanks for the laughs! As to the Nom, it's a clean job but somebody has to do it!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Mar 5

Emmanuel Goldstein award

Thanks for voting on this. Unfortunately, this award is for UnNews audios, and Funnybony hasn't done any. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:37, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Hey thanks!

I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)


This is the official UnNews & Uncyclopedia Home Page/tool box of Smuggler!


Hello there <insert name here>, thank you for visiting me. If you'd like to leave a message you can do so if you use that "talk" tab above or click on "Yap with me" below. Thank you! Smuggler!.

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Thou art funny!
This article is full of crap
The bullshit bandito
The Bullshit Bandito sez, "Dees arteecle, ees Bullsheet Senor!"
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This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.
This story has been a figment of my imagination


Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working as a Buttwiper ("Certified Nurse's Assistant" if you want to get technical-ooooooohhhh!!). Smuggler prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Smuggler would love to hear from you!

Smuggler just won a prize for his writing-the "Foolitzer Prize! WOW! How cool is THAT?! YAAAY! THANKS! THANKS ALOT! WOWW! I'd like to thank my parents, my coach, my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, but most of all me, the great guy that I am, because I really deserve this prize! Thanks! Gee!

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Yap with Smuggler!

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Practice page

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Smuggler&action=edit&section=new


Awards I've received!

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

KUN
Knight Commander of the Order


Karaoke night at <insert name here>'s house!


http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Smuggler/sig

Mikemyers

This user has tested positive for ENFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

UnNews:Lightweight Car made entirely of airbags in place of body

Keep working! This one ain't done!

What's PB & JS, anyway? Spıke ¬ 18:58 4-Dec-10

Under the radar

Apologies. I have only just noticed that you added to this story - UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation. I have given you a half point credit. Have you had anything else featured? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, October 22, 2012 (UTC)

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