User talk:Smuggler

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edit The following area is for people to say hello, to talk with me, & to leave messages (talk) from other people/writers

Hi. Please feel free to not leave any comments, questions, suggestions, etc. Tyvm. Smuggler 05:28, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hello!

Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 BlackMan Icons-flag-us (talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Talk

Yo Smugs, thanks for your work on my article, as it was my first., FENWAY1912

edit Article moved

I moved your article here Thanks, and cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:40, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit TO VFH

Dude! Funny stuff! On to VFH. Good luck!!!--Funnybony 15:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)

SURE! Thanks for the laughs! As to the Nom, it's a clean job but somebody has to do it!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Mar 5

edit Hey thanks!

I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

"North African Campaign". HA! <laughing in Southern CA>

edit Practice page

edit Awards I've received!

Foolitzer Foolitzer Prize Winner November 2009

Knight Commander of the Order


This user has tested positive for ENFP on the Myers-Briggs Test

Karaoke night at <insert name here>'s house!


edit UnNews:Squirrel deported, owner despondent

1) No excess capital letters in UnNews headlines. 2) much shorter: "Squirrel deported, owner horrified" 3) Also, as you have tagged this UnNews with {{Original}} (and it seems to be original, or at least the {{Source}} you gave is a dead link), you can ditch the Source entirely. 4) The pix are bigger than in most.

Tyvm for the feedback Spike. I'll incorporate the changes.

edit UnNews:Lost Steinbeck Novel Discovered

You already filed this UnNews (which does not look like news, and which has no relation to news) on 7 June. Filing it again under a slightly different headline (again: No excess capitals in headlines!) serves no purpose that I can detect except to bump it to the top of the list, at the expense of other Uncyclopedians who are writing UnNews articles that are about something. Spıke Ѧ 20:09 13-Jun-14

edit HMC

Your topic for the competition is I would like to see a How To Lose a Chess Game

So go create an article on your user space. Contact me (or an admin if I don't respond soon) for any questions. You have two days. Remember:

CREATIVITY, ORIGINALITY and HELARITY. You will be judged on all three of these out of 10 for a score of 30.


--ShabiDOO 17:58, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

You did it! This year is a record for semi-completed and finished articles. I've been blown away by the humour and creativity of the articles I've so far read! Watch as the scores slowly trick in over the next week here. Hope you enjoyed it gurgler-master. --ShabiDOO 05:17, June 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Learn2Preview

It looks as though you have not gotten this tip before: Competition or no, 103 edits to your user page makes it unnecessarily difficult for me to see what happened on the wiki while I was out and whether there is anything I should undo. Please press Preview to see how your edits will look, then continue editing and press Save only when at a good stopping point. This will not affect what you elect to write but only how many official changes to the encyclopedia it appears as. You have autopatrolled and so your own edits are not the issue, but merely simplifying the listing so that actual vandalism stands out. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 03:16 16-Jun-14

edit Happy Monkey writing contest link

edit Fix these pages, they have no hyperlinks in them

edit Fix these pages, nothing links TO them


edit Fulano

Here is a nub of a new idea; can you flesh it out? Spıke Ѧ 14:26 30-Jun-14

The entry changes. First it is a family name, then under 'Early Years', it is the name of one person, a name. The subject differs in the first paragraph, compaired to the 2nd, 3rd., & 4th headings. There are 4 characters named yet none of them are attached to the traits given in the middle 3 or 4 paragraphs. We need to either create another person w/the last name of 'Fulano' (Fredericko, Fenry, etc.) or make the middle 3 paragraphs about one of the existing characters. What do you wish to do? Smuggler 02:09, July 2, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks for the analysis. The article name needs to be "Fulano" because Fulano is an actual expression — or at least needs not to be the name of someone I just made up, under my principle that you don't force the reader to guess the punch line to call up the joke. I don't mind that the focus seems to change, as in his biography I want to refer to him as simply Fulano, because I want to write, "blamed on Fulano" and so on; that is, "blamed on some guy" rather than blamed on my character himself. Spıke Ѧ 04:02 2-Jul-14

edit UnNews:God recalls 240,000 men‎‎

This UnNews is crying out for a suitable first sentence! Spıke Ѧ 03:42 10-Jul-14

edit HowTo:Lose a chess game

Hi Smuggler! Are you going anywhere with your article? I think it's well written and should be in the main encyclopedia! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:02, August 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Rival gangs battle to a draw in Waco

The Sinaloa Dance Cartel appeared again here (as I was hard-put for material on this battle between Texas motorcycle gangs). Spıke Ѧ 11:48 18-May-15

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