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edit The following area is for people to say hello, to talk with me, & to leave messages (talk) from other people/writers
Hey, here's a message, and it's from ME! Wow! Hi! Adam here! Please feel free to leave any comments, questions, suggestions, etc. for me to puruse here. Thanks!
Smuggler 05:28, 21 May 2007 (UTC)
Hello, my name is Cap'n Ben. I've been reading and enjoying some of your stuff. I like how you've taken one theme across several articles; this is an idea we don't see enough of...anyway, that's my advice to you. Good luck and happy editing! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 11:57, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
"Ay, Thanks fer yer praise of me article on Housing Crunch". I'm glad you liked it. I was unsure of it. I've been away for awhile, and I hope to get back into the UnNews swing of things again.--WesMan20 (talk) 14:42, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Yo Smugs, thanks for your work on my article, as it was my first., FENWAY1912
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edit BEGINNING OF CODE EXAMPLES/CODE RESOURCES
edit Code examples/code resources
This serves to demonstrate proper coding for inserting a HYPERLINK (simply click "edit" from either above or to the side and copy the whole sentence. Then go to the page to be edited, insert the sentence, then edit as needed:
"...spike in alcoholic animals, and Alcoholic's Anonymous chapters are popping up across the Southland...
or, just the code itsself:
edit How to insert a 'sources' code is below & ironically, appears as "sources"
== Sources ==
Image to right (just an image)
edit End of code examples/code resources
edit Images to insert prn
edit Beginning of "To Do List"
edit TO DO LIST
Got a sense of humor? Want to put it to good use? Rewrite-a-thon or Conservation Week is a two week period in which users will concentrate their efforts on fixing up random articles rather than creating new articles, making Uncyclopedia a better place for all. The users who do the most rewrites below get a prestigious award for Uncyclopedia which we will call the the Greasy Mechanic Award, because, just like a grease-covered man repairing cars one muffler at a time, you are repairing Uncyclopedia one article at a time.
Conservation Week is held twice every year - Once from September 15th to September 30th, and then March 1st through March 15th. Or in that general area. We're pretty laid back about timelines and stuff like that. You know, stuff that isn't trees. And by 'trees' we mean 'articles'.
Just a few obvious rules to go through:
Make your rewrite better than the article replaced before it, but try to include funny material from the old page, if it has any. This will help discourage noobs from reverting articles to their pre-rewrite state. To help count toward your reward, you need to put your name and the articles that you rewrite over the course of two-week period. Please, for easiness sake, use a numbered list for your articles so we can count everything that much easier, or add a score template with the number of articles and use a normal list. To join, all you have to do is add a new section with your name and start rewriting articles. Place the "Conserved" template on your articles to ensure that they are not taken.
"Conserved" customized w/my name/link:
The Award | The complementary userbox
edit So, fix these:
A list of "special pages". These pages could use some help. This is the main "special page".
A list of "orphaned pages". Good practice for inserting hyperlinks!
"Dead End" pages:
What I'm working on/will work on in "Dead End Pages":
"Pages w/o any images:"
"Hyperlink to where you need to go to make an UnEncyclopedia page:"
"Pages that need to be created." http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:WantedPages
edit End of "To Do List"
edit End of "Welcome Page"
Practice page (UnNew articles are dialed in here then posted when ready to UnNews).
edit This is my practice page/code writing page I use to dial in an article before I post it to UnNews. Click "edit" to the right.
edit Article moved
edit TO VFH
Dude! Funny stuff! On to VFH. Good luck!!!--Funnybony 15:36, February 21, 2010 (UTC)
- SURE! Thanks for the laughs! As to the Nom, it's a clean job but somebody has to do it!--Funnybony 14:53, Mar 5
edit Emmanuel Goldstein award
Thanks for voting on this. Unfortunately, this award is for UnNews audios, and Funnybony hasn't done any. Cheers! Get saved! 15:37, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
edit Hey thanks!
I appreciate the little reward you gave me. If you don't mind though, I think I'll move it to my talkpage, since you're technically not supposed to edit my page but no big deal. You rule for telling me that I rule! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:14, July 3, 2010 (UTC)
This is the official UnNews & Uncyclopedia Home Page/tool box of Smuggler!
Hello there <insert name here>, thank you for visiting me. If you'd like to leave a message you can do so if you use that "talk" tab above or click on "Yap with me" below. Thank you! Smuggler!.
|This article features first-hand journalism by an UnNews correspondent.|
Smuggler resides in Lost Angeles where he is currently working as a Buttwiper ("Certified Nurse's Assistant" if you want to get technical-ooooooohhhh!!). Smuggler prefers Runescape to work, and UnCyclopedia and UnNews to just about any other place he's ever visited in Cyber-land. Smuggler would love to hear from you!
Smuggler just won a prize for his writing-the "Foolitzer Prize! WOW! How cool is THAT?! YAAAY! THANKS! THANKS ALOT! WOWW! I'd like to thank my parents, my coach, my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, but most of all me, the great guy that I am, because I really deserve this prize! Thanks! Gee!
edit (Category) Code sources
edit (Reference) Sources
- Some one seeking “the glamour of journalism” and failing to find it "Sheep gets stuck on roof of house". BBC, August 2, 2008
edit Practice page
edit Awards I've received!
Knight Commander of the Order
| Featured Article: UnNews:God Orders Global Women Recall|
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Karaoke night at <insert name here>'s house!
Keep working! This one ain't done!
What's PB & JS, anyway?18:58 4-Dec-10
edit Under the radar
Apologies. I have only just noticed that you added to this story - UnNews:North Korea purge football team after 7-0 humiliation. I have given you a half point credit. Have you had anything else featured? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, October 22, 2012 (UTC)