User talk:Smilehigh69

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Smilehigh69, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Sheepy
Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

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If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~Jewriken.GIF 10:55, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

UnNews:Australian Citizenship Test -- I've had to delete because it's stolen from another publication. We do not allow plagerism unless there's a damned good reason. Feel free to try and do an original article. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:00, 27 August 2007 (UTC)


Che Ape
Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Smilehigh69, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:00, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Restored to User:Smilehigh69/Australian Citizenship Test

I've restored the article to your user space. Thanks for amusing me with your comments, and not disparaging my evil name. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:19, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Excellent! Your evil plans have exceeded expectations for an Aussie on Uncyc probationary snot joke period, and I officially pronounce you Bat fuck insane. Cheers, moot! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:51, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

Being bat fuck insane rocks! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:47, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

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