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“No. I'm afraid I need your left hand. Or you are afraid I need my right hand. I think I will take them both. But what if the sphere of the earth, currently known to be flat were to prevent the exchange of the neurons of the intergalactic nanodition? Well, conclusionally, I still need your hand.”
Muahahaha! You have the audacity to stumble upon my page? Well... Prepare yourself for painful relocations of internal organs! Muahahaha! Anyways... Now that you feel welcomed...
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It appears you didn't learn your lesson! Meh. I give up. Do what you would. Muahahaha!