User talk:Sircabhan

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:31, 27 September 2009

edit You might want to read...

This. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:32, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

+1. especially the part about linking to your userpage. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:34, Sep 28

I have sorted that faulty siggy out, but I have another Q: External links - how to in wiki code with a "new" target and stuff...

SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 03:20, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

FYI, you're not really entitled to be a "Sir" until you achieve the rank Commander of the Order. Right now you're a Member of the Order.
--Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:53, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
You've done a lot of edits here already! But Syndrome is right (although I think you have to be higher than CUN to call yourself Sir. See CUN.) You might want to do your sig as Sircabhan or you'll get yourself in a lot of hot water here. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:13, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Well, my "Sir" title is one earned through chimerical combat on a trod against a motley of redcaps lead by Bloody Jake of Margate, the rescue of a certain Sidhe Lady by the name of Mistress Velvet Ní Ailil during the Resurgence, and through general services rendered to the Unseelie Court within the Kingdom of Chalk. :p If anyone wants to design me a little siggy that reflects this and does not cause offence to the Order...

SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 15:11, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Or you could just make me a Knight of the Order... :p

Any better? SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 15:18, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if anyone will care that it's SirCabhan or not with the C capital. But the part after that I don't think will help you. I'm not being critical just trying to help! :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:43, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
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