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edit Unpatrolled edits

So, do you think that the edits of Samarias 14 would be funny if a reader were a fan of the bands in question? Or is he an unpaid roadie flogging a grudge? Spıke ¬ 17:20 9-May-14

According to Wikipedia, Sebastian Bach opened for Axl Rose but they were never in a relationship. I don't think that simply making up something untrue is funny, and I doubt that this would be funny to a fan of the band Guns N Roses. Accordingly, I am reverting it. The contribution to the Oasis article is too self-contradictory to be funny - they either were spotted or the paparazzi made the false rumor up. If they were spotted it wouldn't be just a rumor. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:55, May 9, 2014 (UTC)
So contradiction can't be funny? And insulting bands can't be funny? The whole point of this site is to be funny and sometimes insulting bands/people/places and countries can be. If you can't do it here, then what the hell is the point of this website? So typical that an American would not see the subtleties of humor. You know what subtle means right? I mean being American and all. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Samarias 14 (talk • contribs)
He blanked your talk page to post the above, for which I banned him for 3 days. You are welcome to override me. Spıke ¬ 20:26 9-May-14
Samarias, contradiction can be funny. Less often, delivering insults can be done in a funny way. The question is not whether humor exists, but whether you can be funny. A separate question, given your reaction to one of the many reverts you will experience in your time as an Uncyclopedian, is whether you can be part of a joint writing project. Spıke ¬ 20:29 9-May-14

edit Realperson721

Two nights ago, you gave patient advice to Realperson721, but mentioned in passing that a recent user had been banned from the site (referring to the above episode). But that ban was not for inability to be funny, but that combined with unwillingness to talk about it, plus finally, rage that there are any limits on his ability to amuse himself by vandalizing the site, and Realperson had not (yet) evidenced this. In fact, he did reply with "O.U" — which I assume means something. He has now reached that advanced level, blanking his own talk page (undone by me) to leave a rant about how bossy Admins are. Likewise Unbeatsr (undone by ScottPat).

Unlike what you may read on ICU, what is happening here is not everyone leaving because there are too many bans; but our limited resources being used on helping new users who resent it. I don't anticipate banning either of these, as they didn't blank someone else's page but at most failed to read the welcome message clearly, but they are on a short leash, and I am wondering which elementary-school bathroom, or back of a seat in a short bus, our URL has been carved into, as we are getting these three-at-a-time.

Separately, a new article on Gluten desperately needs help which you are eminently able to provide. Author attached his own {{ICU}}. ("Stop me before I edit again!") Spıke ¬ 12:12 17-May-14

I think it's me who attached ICU to Gluten. But, maybe you are confusing this case with the one of United States presidential election, 1788-1789, where the author attached {Stub} to his own work. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:51, May 17, 2014 (UTC)

Looks like I did. Spıke ¬ 13:10 17-May-14

Simsie, I knew you would rise to the challenge! Separately, the short bus has pulled up again and disgorged ThatJosh (whom I've already reverted at Nigel Farage and delivered {{Oh Dear}}, ineffectively), and Taladosian. If I administer, the usual will happen, so I leave them in your hands, but am about to put the Red Sox on and will be checking in all evening if you need a Heavy. Spıke ¬ 23:46 18-May-14

I will keep an eye on them, but I may not be on for very long today since I am at a friend's house. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:51, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

Oh, right, it's Saturday. No, wait, it isn't. Spıke ¬ 00:10 19-May-14

edit Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:33, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

edit Cheers on your advice to the newbies

I had the same notions as you have expressed, particularly on Mountaindewguy7, though I found myself wrestling with the Nuke button so went off on errands instead. Master TheWikiMan026 has had some notoriously unhelpful advice for Everyotherusernamewastaken but I have suggested that the two might benefit from a collaboration. Spıke ¬ 23:48 26-May-14

edit Sprites are back

Sprites are back if you are running with JavaScript and Images on. It isn't the correct sprite, and it doesn't actually do anything, but that is negotiable if anyone cares, which they probably don't. Spıke ¬ 18:04 28-May-14

edit Washington (state)

This article is a horror show — an interminable list of the state's cities and why they all just suck. You might be able to repair it. Spıke ¬ 01:16 2-Jun-14

Actually, I wrote some of the Seattle section there, as well as the Sequim and Puyallup sections. Other people came along and added their own material about other Washington State towns. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:11, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

edit HMC

Hey sims. When was the last time you participated in a writing competition (writing or judging)? :) --ShabiDOO 23:36, June 3, 2014 (UTC)

Well, let's see, there was the noob competition a couple years ago, there were supposed to be three to seven judges but I was the only one who judged all 30 entries, which didn't help give the noobs balanced feedback on their articles. I was also writing for the PLS two years in a row, one entry I wrote was Carbohydrate (a notoriously poor topic choice in retrospect), and the second year I wrote Spider solitaire after inspiration hit during the contest. Lately I just haven't felt inspired, and I'm busy IRL on weekends and on two days out of the five weekdays (three days if you count my laundry day, but then again I can write while the washer and dryer are running). Also, sometimes my router doesn't cooperate and then my computer is offline until it starts cooperating again, hours or a couple days later. Right now my router is shutting out my ipad but my computer is online. Other times, it shuts out the computer but the ipad is online, but it is hard to write a full length article on a mobile device, especially with the infernal spell correct feature that I almost never need anyways (I was district alternate in my 7th grade spelling bee). Generally I'm not good at banging out good material in short periods of time unless inspiration hits. If I could rely on my internet connection being consistent I would participate, but given the short time period of this contest, I think I better skip this one. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:33, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
Oh yeah I LOVE spider solitaire I remember reading it and laughing out loud. I wish you'd expand it just a little more and then I'd nominate it at VFH! --ShabiDOO 13:59, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

edit Phoenix and Tucson

Would you please take a second look at the recent changes to Phoenix, Arizona and Tucson, Arizona and patrol/revert/edit? The contributions of PestyMark seem more like travel blog plus criticism than humor.

Also the unpatrolled addition to Battle of Hampton Roads. The author thanked me for my observation that any humor is barely perceptible, then did nothing about it. Spıke ¬ 19:26 14-Jun-14

Also, there is a new edit to The Sims which, of course, I leave to you. Spıke ¬ 15:47 15-Jun-14

edit Monkeys

Thank you very much for your save vote on poop throwing monkeys. If they could speak they'd say things we wouldn't want to hear, but if I could speak for them I'd say 'Thank You' in chimp language. Your deed will reverberate through the halls of uncy, or at least the room where we keep them. I am but a humble servant of the poop throwing monkeys, Aleister 12:14 26-6-14

Indeed, this was a case of the title of the article being both a title and a punchline, but not obviously so at first, because the last of the poop throwing monkeys was the anthropologist. I remember when this article came out, and found it amusing then, and I don't think it has lost its charm entirely. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:27, June 27, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnBooks:Church of St. Knock-Knock Agenda and Prayer Book

I would very much like it if you reviewed this. Please read what's there now; there probably isn't enough for good feedback, and if you are of this opinion then you could wait while I update it.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 13:23, July 4, 2014 (UTC)

It has an unfinished feel to it. I see you are trying to cross a knock-knock joke book with a church service. It almost works, but the jokes just aren't that funny, and only loosely associated with churchy things. Maybe I'm not into knock knock jokes as much as I used to be. Probably from hearing the same knock knock jokes over and over, and retelling the same ones over and over. Work on it some more and then let me know. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:12, July 7, 2014 (UTC)

edit Ruddy's Harry and the UnSignpost!

Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:45, July 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit MillieEoff

Sorry, I deleted your welcome of this user. A user anxious to briefly tell us exact details about him-and-herself — which neither hang together nor match the chosen username — and with a link to an external website or a web search to perform, is not an authentic Uncyclopedian but a spambot who visits almost nightly. Another tip-off (not present this time) is sprinkling bizarre Unicode characters in ordinary text. Spıke ¬ 12:33 18-Jul-14

edit Forum:Our own IRC channel?

Please reactivate it as I would like to add something. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 11:50, July 25, 2014 (UTC)

What did you want to add? Most of our users are not likely to use the IRC channel. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:07, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
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