User talk:SilverSpawn

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Welcome! This is my mailbox. If you have any compliments or inquiries leave them below. If you are not here to bask in my glory then you are offending God and need to repent for your sinful ways. Goodbye and good day.

edit And welcome here!

Anteater
No, this is not me, this is my worst enemy: antoneater.

Hello, SilverSpawn, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, books, etc.

What you can do

You can create your own article. It is better to do it under your won name, if, for example, you are not sure whether you will finish it; for example, User:SilverSpawn/An article. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) If you don't have any ideas, we have a list of articles that need to be created.

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You can help without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, watching for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

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What to read
For personal help
  • Active administrators of Uncyclopedia are able to help you. In addition to that they are paid twice as much as we are, however, they still cannot afford a cup of coffee;
  • Several experienced Uncyclopedians have indicated their willingness to adopt new users;
  • Finally, you can ask questions on your (here) or on my talk page. And I will be willing to help you!
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Well done with the creation of your user and talk pages! Keep going with your work on Uncyclopedia and I hope that you will have some brilliant ideas concerning your future articles or anything you would like to create! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:28, July 11, 2013 (UTC)

Hello and welcome! Yes, well done, except when someone creates his own talk page, we stop seeing a red-link and no one goes to welcome him. Happily, Anton was paying close attention and welcomed you. You are entitled to lay out the general terms for the use of your talk page, but keep in mind that we are a team of writers and you are the new arrival. It might be in your interest to have such a haughty intro. (And look up the difference between a complement and a compliment.) Anyway, happy editing! Spıke ¬ 14:18 11-Jul-13

Thanks for the greetings(and the Grammar on complement, lol). Right now I'm doing work on my laptop, but some time this weekend I'll get started on editing. Yours truly, SilverSpawn (talk) 22:32, July 11, 2013 (UTC)

edit American grammar

Fine, no rush! On the page you just created, we would put it at American grammar--neither Wikipedia nor this cheap imitation overdoes capital letters in page titles or section heads. You won't see a Move button for three or so days, as a new user; and I won't Move it on you because you might still be editing it under its old name. Spıke ¬ 00:26 12-Jul-13
PS--You seem to have quit for the night, so I moved it (from American Grammar). Spıke ¬ 04:37 12-Jul-13

edit PLS edition of UnSignpost with extra poo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:18, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

edit Interview for the UnSignpost

Journalist Anton: Hello, SilverSpawn and, again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! I would like to interview you for the next issue of the USP (if you respond, of course), so you have the right not to answer my questions before your lawyer comes! I heard that you joined us recently: but when was it exactly? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:03, July 31, 2013 (UTC)

SilverSpawn Hello, lieutenant! Well, I joined Uncyclopedia on the eleventh of July. Yours truly, SilverSpawn 22:37, July 11, 2013 (UTC) 00:56, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

J.A. And what was the primary cause of you requesting an adoption? Do you really need help or did you just like the idea? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:18, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

I am going to give you multiple questions at the same time and you can answer (if you feel like it) them one by one.

J.A. What is the most cool aspect of the condition of being adopted by Romartus? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

J.A. Are you secretely planning to become an admin? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

J.A. Do you upload videos on YouTube? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

J.A. Does the word "noob" offend you in any way? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

J.A. And, to finish our interview, what do you think about the UnSignpost (your first action on Uncyclopedia was to subscribe yourself for it)? Thank you for answering our questions and see you soon! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:04, August 1, 2013 (UTC)

edit Sorry for the USP

I am sorry but the new format of the UnSignpost makes the content box and the edit buttons of the talk page disappear. Therefore, I am removing it for a while and will bring it back when these issues are fixed. But you can still read this issue at UnSignpost/20130810. Thank you for your patience! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:55, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

edit Problems, considering the UnSignpost

If you care about what we deliver to you, please, take a look at this forum and vote if you can! Your opinion is very important! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:21, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

edit It is back!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:28, August 28, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Delivered every [other] week!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:40, August 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSygnposte Delieverie

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:17, September 15, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - Reporting from the Belgian Congo

Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:53, September 30, 2013 (UTC)

edit When a single post can become a source for drama, a newspaper becomes a deadly weapon

Have fun reading it!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:44, October 21, 2013 (UTC)

edit Constantly changing and not evolving newspaper - the UnSignpost

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:27, October 31, 2013 (UTC)

edit Who said 'late'?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:24, December 17, 2013 (UTC)

edit The last UnSignpost of the year

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:13, December 29, 2013 (UTC)

edit The first UnSignpost of the year

That time I was nearly caught reading the UnSignpost, so now I am delivering it to you! Have a nice time reading it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:56, February 18, 2014 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost is back from holiday

We have not forgotten about you (yet)! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:02, March 28, 2014 (UTC)
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