User talk:Sillierrabbit

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edit Welcome!

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WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, Sillierrabbit, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links:

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Now that that's out of the way, take a look to your right, and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general:

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Sillierrabbit/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button_sig.png) above the edit box. Again, welcome!

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:10, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi Sillierrabbit

Welcome to Uncyclopedia and all that. Algorithm's talk page is here. However, a better way to report someone for banning is to go to Ban Patrol and add their name to the list. Put "- vandal" after their name, and whichever admin happens to be paying attention at this time of day (almost certainly Mordillo) will take a look at their contributions and deal with them accordingly. Hope that's useful to you. :-) Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 12:10, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome to Unnews

Please notice your article has been considerably improved. Thanks for the great idea and submission. Read on and become an UnNews legend in your own mind, for tips on how to be an awesome writer.


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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Sillierrabbit, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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edit User:Sillierrabbit/UnNews:Swedish judge orders Assange jailed until he stops telling the truth

This one isn't done yet. Thekillerfroggy put an Intensive Care tag on it that explains what needs to be done, and he's right. When you complete the article, use the move tab at the top of the screen and rename it back to its original name to put it back in UnNews; thanks. Spıke ¬ 05:19 14-Jan-11

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