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¡Aloo!, This talk page belongs to Silent civilian. If you want to let your message , clíck here ¡thanks!
Note: Here is not accepted requests with any sexual intention. Because of that the msn was created. Come on man, Send your message and stop wasting your time reading this....

edit Welcome? I hope

Why do I need to provide this welcome message? Oh, because you're a new editor/noob/newbie here and no other fool friendly person has welcomed you yet.

So Hello, Silent civilian. I hope you'll check this before doing any more editing. Right now I'm not real sure if I should be thanking you for your contributions or giving you a suggestion. Actually, I'm pretty sure right now the helpful thing is to give you a suggestion. As you are apparently fluent in Spanish, you might think about translating English articles into Spanish for our Spanish version. If you intend to help out, I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, that's the toilet. A little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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