User talk:Sike0

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edit Oh Dear...

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Sike0, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 23:49, June 12, 2013 (UTC)

edit The Day of a Thousand Tears

I have moved your page here for you to work on and add headers to. Please read the section in the Beginner's Guide about wiki formatting (its the part about making your articles "stylish") to learn more about adding headers to your articles, and you should include more content in your article as well. Also, please read HTBFANJS for more tips on comedy writing so that you can write something that amuses the reader and not just yourself. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:37, June 24, 2013 (UTC)

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