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I actually didn't think the article was that bad. If you want it restored to your userspace (where you can work on it without fearing deletion), just ask an Admin nicely on their talkpage and they can un-delete it. If you make the article longer and spend some time on it, you should be able to get it to a good standard.--Snippy 05:54, August 25, 2012 (UTC)
I'm the guy who has assumed the responsibility for UnNews quality. Some call me editor, some call me czar, some call me shithead. First of all, thank you for your willingness and desire to be an UnJournalist. I have moved your recent article to your user space to encourage you to try to improve the quality of it. The main problem with this piece is its violation of our standards against what we call "random humor". Have you read HTBFANJS? It's an extremely helpful guide to how we funny things up around here. Pay special attention to the section on randomness. My decision to move this to your user space is solely in the interest of keeping UnNews quality at a certain standard, and I hope you find that you can punch this story up - there is a joke in here that could work, but it needs to have focus and it needs to be presented with greater journalism-like quality. If you want I can help.
I hope you will take this as constructive advice. I am here to make UnNews a great place for news satire. Thanks! -- GlobalTourniquet: 22:39, September 18, 2012 (UTC)
The title of this article is something no one is going to type, and the article itself is not much good. Do you have a plan for making this funny? or is it just to talk about rape and Asshole invasion to strangers?23:39 12-Dec-12
I'd avoid adding this list. It doesn't do much for the article's comedy except support the statement that the song in question didn't rise above 6th (and how is that funny?). And, like any Discography or list of one-line puns, every anonymous user in the world will come along and add just one more thing, until the result is awful.16:28 29-Mar-13
This is deleted under our vanity policies. I cannot find this guy on Wikipedia and assume it is either you or a playground chum. Incidentally, the article was not funny. Don't abuse our website.12:38 17-Apr-13
This is moved to your userspace, where you can continue editing it at the above name, and where you can wrestle with the following questions:
- So you really want to create an article based on the name of a single episode of My Little Pony?
- What would ever inspire a reader to look for this article or type its name?
- Why are entire paragraphs in boldface?
- Where are the illustrations?
- Apart from giving the synopsis in a joking tone, do you have a comedy idea for the entire article?
When you are done with it and have thought about these questions, you can move it back to mainspace, or ask me or someone else to review it first. There is no need to tag an article in your userspace as incomplete, as you can take all the time you need and no one will delete it for incompleteness.16:56 17-Apr-13