User talk:Shmood3000

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Nickelshit

I actually didn't think the article was that bad. If you want it restored to your userspace (where you can work on it without fearing deletion), just ask an Admin nicely on their talkpage and they can un-delete it. If you make the article longer and spend some time on it, you should be able to get it to a good standard.--Snippy 05:54, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

User:Shmood3000/UnNews:Obama removes mentions of God from Bible, Romney restores mentions

Hi Schmood.

I'm the guy who has assumed the responsibility for UnNews quality. Some call me editor, some call me czar, some call me shithead. First of all, thank you for your willingness and desire to be an UnJournalist. I have moved your recent article to your user space to encourage you to try to improve the quality of it. The main problem with this piece is its violation of our standards against what we call "random humor". Have you read HTBFANJS? It's an extremely helpful guide to how we funny things up around here. Pay special attention to the section on randomness. My decision to move this to your user space is solely in the interest of keeping UnNews quality at a certain standard, and I hope you find that you can punch this story up - there is a joke in here that could work, but it needs to have focus and it needs to be presented with greater journalism-like quality. If you want I can help.

I hope you will take this as constructive advice. I am here to make UnNews a great place for news satire. Thanks! --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:39, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

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