User talk:Shas'O'my'gosh

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Shas'O'my'gosh, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 21:11, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

SOMG, you asked on my talk page whether I contribute to the Flying Spag Monster page No, I do not. I believe Weri Long Wang also mentioned that there's a user called One-eyed Jack over there, but it's not me. I'll drop by and see if I can contact him, congratulate him on choice of username, all that. Thanks for the head's up, and welcome to Uncyc! ----OEJ 01:52, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

edit That stupid potato!

Will you please stop adding Singing potato.JPG to every article you see? If you don't I'll have to club you with my secret weapon. --AAA! (AAAA) 09:50, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Hello, my name is SecretWeapon. It seems that someone with access to your account has used it to spam stuff on this website. While you claim it wasn't you, it was still this account which did the spamming. Now, it doesn't matter to me who did it (you, grandma, little sister, herd of 5th graders, etc) - if it came from this account, the account gets banned. If I unban your account, I fail to see how that would prevent the same people with access to it from spamming stuff here again.
I'd also be tempted to unban you to allow you to return to your amazing edits, but looking at them, all I really see is votes for deletion, and the spamming of a crappy image over the site. So for now, I'm going to let you read the links above, read some funny articles, and get a better feel for who we are and what we do here. Make good use of your time, and perhaps I'll feel all christmassy and giving and unban you sometime. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/22 15:06
I've let you go. Be good, don't spam, and write something funny. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 12/29 19:52

edit WOTM

Thank you.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:51, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

edit F@H

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

0 This user has contributed 0 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

And have a userbox or two. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 14:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
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