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{{title|No es el Shabidoo's talk page, por favor look to it some other place.}}
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive1|Archive1]]
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Archives
[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive2|Archive2]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive1|Very old stuff]]
[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive3|Archive3]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive2|Old stuff]]
[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive4|Archive4]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive3|Not so Old, But You Still Don't Care]]
[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive5|Archive5]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive4|Another archive]]
[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive6|Archive6]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive5|And another]]
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[[User_talk:Shabidoo/archive6|That stuff is not old, but it's archived you see.]]
==Fresh new talk page==
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[[User talk:Shabidoo/archive7|That was his talk page only several days ago. See what he did to it?!]]
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[[User talk:Shabidoo/archive8|Most recent archive?!]]
As white and pure and loving as the Pope. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 00:30, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Soothing about excessively long talk pages. ==
 
 
I saw your complaint about it. It's been an idea sitting on my back-burner for ages, that I've started to kick in, on an "abbreviated" talk page idea. Rather than displaying the whole page, what we usually want is in the last 2 or 3 sections. If I could create something that allows me to vies those last few sections it's be fantastic. So I started working on a concept. Getting the last section transcluded is a doddle. Getting the last few is much more code intensive, and if the page is overly large) say exceeding 100 sections) it adds even more issues. I've experimented at the mirror with a few ideas, but have hit server limitation issues. The server there is not as robust as it is here, but even so, server load is server load, and I'd need to minimise it. Once you've viewed a section, then being able to edit it is a slightly different beast as well. Then there is the problem of having a page to store things. I could have one page that accessed ''x'' amount of users talk pages one at a time, but it would have limitations (ie, having to code in which user you were looking at and how to select who was who.) and then there are users who have "unconventional" talk pages. The main point though is that a "solution" to the issue of loading large talk pages on a smart phone is potentially do-able. It's a bit of work involved though. There is an alternate way to do this using JS, but that'd be more a Bizzeebeever solution, as my JS sucks. What are your thoughts? --{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:21 06 Jul}} 13:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
:And I bet you're glad you cleaned up this page now. --{{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|01:21 06 Jul}} 13:21, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Hey puppy, glad youve been trying to fix broken things in the meantime. Well...summer it be in the northern hemipshere, meaning laziness and whateverness. Glad someone will be working on things!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 14:20, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Started a new section so you'll know I'm alive as a rock can be and that I've [[User:Cat the Colourful/office chat test|started my office chat-test thing]] but it's just started and not ready yet and I love you ==
 
 
What the title said. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|15:43|10|July|2012}}
 
:Okay, it's (quite) ready now for reviewing! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|10:09|15|July|2012}}
 
::Have you started yours? {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|16:56|16|July|2012}}
 
:::? <small>SORRY but I just saw you from recent changes...</small> {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:50|16|July|2012}}
 
::::Hey...no I havent unfortunately. I have little online time here...and I've dedicated it to the retro thing that I've been organising...and voting on VFH, which I dont like to miss. I read your scenario, I liked it...though we may want to reconsider the "its your daughter" line. Can we keep the line equally shoking but without going down the road of incest? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 19:47, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::::Ah, you're one of those busy businessmen! I understand. Removed the incest-part, it was quite too shocking. {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|07:53|18|July|2012}}
 
 
== Why did you remove the nice poem?? ==
 
 
I liked it :P {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:27, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Hahahaha...they are the lyrics from Justin Biebers song. Its very profound stuff!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 03:33, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
 
::You listen to Justin Bieber? This may damage our friendship. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|12:14 17 Jul}}
 
 
==Andorra==
 
Thanks for your help with [[User:Matthlock/WIP/Andorra|my article]]. I've never actually been to Andorra. All I know is that it is the only country on Earth to have two cows on its flag (fact used courtesy of {{w|Sheldon Cooper}}) and that it's really small and it, along with Luxembourg, Malta, Vatican City, San Marino and Liechtenstein, can fit inside the state of Rhode Island.
 
 
So thanks once more with my Andorra article. If you have any more ideas you can submit them to the article or you [[User talk:Matthlock|can over them with me on my talk page and ask for my approval or whatnot]]. Have a good day! Or night... or whatever. {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 17:32, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== Thanks ==
 
For making a noob feel welcome. [[User:Ratfactor|Ratfactor]] ([[User talk:Ratfactor|talk]]) 18:11, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
 
 
== ''[[cock|Knock]]-[[cock|knock]]!'' You home?! ==
 
Hi! I seem to remember some impudent chap importuning me for a share button. Was that you?!?! Was that you!?!? YES IT WAS! WHO'S AN IMPATIENT LITTLE SHABIDOO? WHO? YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! GOOGA-GOOGA-GOOGA! [[Object permanence|Peek-a-boo!]] ''(tickles Shabidoo's feet)''
 
 
Anywho, I have ''just'' the thing, and it's going to be added site-wide at some point. '''However:''' I need a couple of people to test it for me, first, and since you ...y'know... asked me for it on my talk page ...twice... I naturally thought of you. Here's all you need to do:
 
:'''1.''' Cut and paste the following code into your [[User:Shabidoo/monobook.js|monobook]] or [[User:Shabidoo/uncyclopedia.js|uncyclopedia]] javascript file (depending on which theme you use):
 
<source lang="javascript" style="margin-left:4em;">importScript( "User:Bizzeebeever/scripts/sharing.js" );
 
importStylesheet( "User:Bizzeebeever/styles/sharing.css" );</source>
 
:'''2.''' Clear your cache using the instructions on that page
 
Any ideas for improvement would be appreciated (although I'll probably just ignore them and then pelt you with rotten peaches and dried-out pickles). Thanks!{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120726211553}}
 
 
:<big><big><big><big><big>WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO</big></big></big></big></big>
 
:Awsome...I just did that java thing on my java page (which I did not even know existed). It works aboslutely perfectly. The only suggestion I would give...is so either make the share button bigger or put it at the top as, I didnt even realise it was there until I scrolled down and was searching for it. But it looks really really really COOL!!! I here-by award you 100 Uncyclopedia-Bucks. Spend them however you like :) :) :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:01, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
::Cool. I can certainly make it ''taller'', and put it near the top of the page, but if I make it wider, it may cover up some elements (like the edit-section link) which would piss some folks off. (I think it may do that anyway in monobook.) I was hoping that its blue color would make it stand out from the rest of the page. Keep testing it, and let me know of any bugs you run across. Oh, and P.S.: Java is not the same thing as JavaScript. :) {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120726221149}}
 
:::Indeed. You are wise BB. But poop...is not the same as poop! We must always remember to discern the subtle shades of meanings. The thing about having the tab in blue...is that...at least on my chrome...the lower bar is blue...and the scroll bars are also blue...and so maybe the share doesnt stand out because of that. Maybe. Could be. Perhaps. Depending on the weather. And such. And so on. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:39, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::Ah, I see! Could you show me a screenshot? Because I don't have Windows 7 (that's what you're using, right?). If this tab really blends into the background, I may try and come up with a different color or shape or something.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120727005202}}
 
[[File:ScreenshotforBB.JPG|800px]]
 
 
Here is a screen shot. Though...maybe its really just my browser with the operating system I'm using. Blue is a nice colour afterall. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 02:01, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Wow, XP just like me. Lol. I definitely see what you're saying, about it not being prominent against that color scheme. Vista and 7 are a little less blue, and Mac OS X is mostly silver, but from what I've seen of Windows 8, blue is pretty standard. I'll see what I can do.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20120727055625}}
 
 
==Hey Shabi==
 
Your uncle scooby called. He says he wants his little suffix thing back. Ha, I bet you even talk like him too, what with the excessive amount of R's and stuff. --{{User:Fishalishalish/sig3}} 04:18, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
 
   
==Did you...==
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==Fresh new virginal page==
Miss [[User talk:Shabidoo#Andorra|this message]]? {{User:Matthlock/sig2}} 19:51, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
:Hey. No I didnt. Id like to work on it...but I'm pretty busy this summer and I am working with Cathtecolourful on an article now (so slowly I think its driving him crazy). So if you are patient, then yeah, we could colab in September or so. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:40, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
 
::You almost spelled my name right! : ) Nah, just kidding. The slowness doesn't mind me, I can wait! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|18:15|5|August|2012}}
 
   
== Hey there ==
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The sweet smell of virginal freshness. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 18:59, June 2, 2014 (UTC)
   
How are you? {{User:Mnidaydwisww/sig}} 04:21, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
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==Monkey Competition==
:Also this is new username [[User:Yrtneg|Yrtneg]] ([[User talk:Yrtneg|talk]]) 05:01, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
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Have you asked all the participants on both sides whether they agreed to share their articles with the site they are not contributing to? If this is not clear, it may be a serious problem during the competition. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:50, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
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:All the entrants know that this is a crosswiki competition. The articles are written in userspace not in the main space. Śo I will link the articles to each others wiki depending on which wiki they choose to write it on. The only thing that needs to be copied from one wiki to another is the main forum page and the results page which can be updated once a day. I can't imagine any problems...though I'll immediately cancel this is users bitch about the cross-wiki nature of the competition or if an admin needlesly disrupts the competition. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 23:32, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
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::Who? Sarah Baldewijns??? --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 09:55, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
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:::bitch bitch bitch about the cross-wiki (so, is it canceled now? I really hope so.). I'll write mine here because I can't upload images on the other wiki for some ungodly reason. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 12:49 4-6-14
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::::LOL cool. Sarah Baldewijns is a Belgian friend of mine to helped judge last happy monkey (which was only on the fork). She doesn't have an account on the spoon.
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::::Im glad per your enthusiasm Ali!!!!!!!! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 13:52, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::Suggest she makes one here for 'judging porpoises'. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 17:27, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::I can ask her to but since the judging scores and comments will be copied and pasted between the wikis I'm not really sure it's necesary. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 18:21, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::::Tell her if she steps foot on this side of the island she will be raped unmercifully (unless she agrees, then, mercifully). When do you want the topics, I think I have mine. Zombiebaron rode my last topic like a horse to win the contest. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 20:50 4-6-14
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::::::::If we are going to do this properly, a user standing as a judge should be available to talk to on either website. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 08:31, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
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::Dudes... People ''will'' bitch about the cross-wiki nature of this competition. However, do not cancel it. {{User:MrN9000/sig}} <small><small>16:50, Jun 5</small></small>
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:::Okay. I'll ask her to make an account on the spoon too. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 20:11, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
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::::Thanks. --{{User:Romartus/sig2}} 10:40, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
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:::Hey, why did you tell him? I was going to do that in the middle of the competition, when everyone would have written their articles. Now without the surprise effect... {{User:Anton199/sig}} 16:57, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
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::::Ali...you can email me your topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com whenever you like. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 18:32, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
   
==[[iBauer]]==
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== HMC Topic ==
'''Thank you very much for your vote.''' I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>10:53, Aug 15</small></small>
 
:My pleasure funnybony. Dont worry about the nillion article, I could do an economic one in a similar vein. Cheers
 
::BWAHAHA you forgot to sign you post thaz the funniest shit EVAR lololol! {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|09:39|19|August|2012}}
 
   
==Shabidoo & U==
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I have given you a topic for the HMC. Now I realised that there is already an article about the topic. Could I send you a new one?--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 20:31, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
Shabi, mate, [[Nillion]] is a take on the concept of infinity being economics (if there was no debt ceiling that would solve everything). And it's a poke at a piece of history you might not know about, e.g., '''The Uncounted Enemy''' lie scandal where Westy caused an extra 30,000 American teenagers to be killed in Vietnam (and a million more Vietnamese) by his dog-faced lying about real enemy troop strength. A lie which prolonged the war a number of unnecessary and bloody years. I give the Wikipedia link to the scandal in case you like a good story. Anyway, we are collaba-taters on this, and I think it's ready for VFH. But will you vote for it? Cheers!--{{User:Funnybony/sig}} <small><small>19:33, Aug 26</small></small>
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:Yeah. Go ahead. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 21:22, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
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What do you mean by "Users in bold writing on spoon, users in italic writing on fork? --{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 08:49, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::Hey this competition is held on both uncyclopedia sites (there is a fork site that broke away a year ago). You are on the "spoon" now. Nothing to worry about. Have fun in the competition! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 08:50, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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:::I didn't get my topic--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 09:57, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::::[[Forum:Can we stop using the word fork now?|I'm pretty sure we said that both were called the "spoon"]]. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 09:58, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::::PS - You don't get a topic until 19:00 today. Also we are the soup spoon I think and they are an ordinary spoon. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 10:00, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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SPIKE points out that 19:00 is 3 p.m. in New York (maybe just in Brooklyn), not 1 p.m. So there is already a scandal brewin'. [[user:Aleister|Aleister]] 11:02 14-6-14
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:Where did he say this? {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 11:53, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User%3AShabidoo%2FHappy_Monkey_Topic_Assignments&diff=5806416&oldid=5806415] {{User:Anton199/sig}} 11:57, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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:::::Where are we given our topics?--{{User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/Signature.jpeg}} 16:27, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::::::On your talk pages soon. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 17:48, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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My topic is Central Library hosts body cleanliness program, Is that an UnNews?--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 19:16, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
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::Um, confused about what my topic, Dont Tread on Me, is referring to? A little clarification please. {{User:Napoleon Khan/sig}}
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:::[[WP:Gadsden flag]] may be useful for research. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:57 15-Jun-14</small>
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::::<strike>What does it mean by "Central Library"?--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 11:05, June 15, 2014 (UTC)</strike>
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:::::You could write a poem: alla ''Don't Step on My Blue Suede Shoes''-{{User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/Signature.jpeg}} 08:36, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
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Congratulations on instigating the biggest surge of creative activity the site has seen in a year! I am not in this or moderating it, but TheWikiMan026's entry does seem to fit in UnNews, and he should earn bonus points if he finds a real news story to "base" it on, as conventional UnNewses are expected to do. Also, Smuggler's topic should ultimately not be the literal name of the request but should end up in the HowTo: space. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:41 14-Jun-14</small>
   
==You...==
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:I've put mine: [[User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/UnBooks:A Tale of Two Shities|A Tale of Two Shities]] in UnBooks. Also at some point I might change the spelling of made-up word 'Shities' so that it has a double t. I think that spelling is better because with one t, someone might pronounce it: 'Sh''y''tees' which wouldn't rhyme with cities.--{{User:Everyotherusernamewastaken/Signature.jpeg}} 20:35, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
You have the best. <big>User.</big> <big><big><big>Page.</big></big></big> <big><big><big><big>Ever.</big></big></big></big> --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 07:20, August 31, 2012 (UTC)
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::You can modify the topic slightly to put it in a different space like history or unmeasured or something extra creative. Just don't alter it too silly dilly like. GOOD LUCK. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 22:49, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
:My god...you speak the truth! --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 15:00, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
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:::What does it mean by "Central Library"?--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 11:05, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
   
==...light up my life==
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=== Reverting edits on scorecard page ===
Hello, and thanks for the kind words about Peacock. I haven't been back since, and am glad you liked it. I've been out of the loop here for a few months, so am unaware of anything going on, just like in real life. But I will return with a vengence some day (not a literal vengence, but writing a lot) and will look forward to working with you again. Ghosts and goblins!!! [[user:Aleister|Al]] 16:14 October 4
 
   
== yay you're alive ==
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It's your competition and not my place to interfere but I thought it might help getting the links right and spelling my user name properly. I was just helping that's all. {{User:ScottPat/sig3}} 18:39, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
   
<3 {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 03:46, October 13, 2012 (UTC)
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=== I'm out ===
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I'm sorry but I'm out, I was busy withe end of year exams and shit like that so I didn't have time to write my article. I could be one o the judges though--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 18:23, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
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:You can try to finish it anyway, and maybe Shabidoo will allow you to still be in the competition, if you don't submit it very late. {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:27, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
   
== Hola, ¿cómo ha estado? ==
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===Edits after the deadline===
I made this UnNews. [[UnNews:Big Tex dies; many children rejoice|Have fun reading about America's favorite creeper!]] --{{User:XDshempXD/sig}} 21:32, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
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What happens to an article, if it is edited [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Anton199/UnBooks:Psychedelic_Rosie_and_Her_Coat_of_Many_Colors?action=history a few minutes after the deadline]? Will the edits be reverted? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 19:27, June 16, 2014 (UTC)
:Jajaja. ¿Por dios que es esta pagina? Es una mezcla de cursi, paranoia y risas. Hoy he comido cuatro enchiladas del horno caseras. ¡Que ricas! ¡Viva la comida mejicana!
 
:I look forward to seeing your article when it's finished :) --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 03:13, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
 
::My article ''is'' finished. Y también he completado ''otro'' [[UnBooks:Rei Roberto Carlos (translated from the Portuguese)|articulo]]. --{{User:XDshempXD/sig}} 17:04, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
 
:::Ya lo leo. ¿Tambien, hablas portuguese? Supongo que ademas hables ruso y mongoliano jajajaja. I will read the articles immediately. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 11:27, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
::::ja ja, ya quisiera hablar ruso y mongólico...ja ja --{{User:XDshempXD/sig}} 22:07, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
 
   
== Beep! ==
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=== I'm a lazy prick ===
Sleep is nothing. Come back to [[User talk:Magic man|Magic man's horny battlefield]] and discuss our options! --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 10:55, October 29, 2012 (UTC)
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I can't find a central list linking to the individual articles. Have you got a list of articles to start working from? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:30 am 21 Jun 2014}}
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:Never mind. I found it on the alternate piece of unspecified cutlery. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|06:47 am 21 Jun 2014}}
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::I asked for the score page to be linked on the site notice so that they can be easily found by everyone but it hasn't been done yet. The page is linked on the spoon however and I update the info between each page often. So if you need to find it quickly just go to the spoon and click on the site notice link. --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 16:12, June 21, 2014 (UTC)
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=== Judging ===
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Yes, I would be interested--{{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 20:51, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
   
== I can't replicate [[User talk:Bizzeebeever#Share|that bug]] ==
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== [[Napoleonic Wars]] on [[VFH]] (again) ==
I updated Chrome, and the share-tab works fine for me, so I'm going to assume it is some issue with your version of Chrome--one of your extensions, perhaps? Let me know if the issue has gone away. Thanks.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121104113300}}
 
   
== Who starts the article? ==
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Thank you for your previous comments! You said the paragraphs were too dense, which I assume was also caused by the fact that many jokes were unrelated to each other, which I also noticed, and so I tried to fix at least the first paragraphs (intro and the French revolution), because they try to introduce too many things, and so it is especially difficult to get past them, while I think the following paragraphs were mostly concentrated on one event/campaign each, and so are easier to read. So I think the article is in the end, ready.
Now that we've reached some form of conclusion, {{u|Magic man}} is suggesting someone starts an article. Problem is, no one has. Or has someone already started an article. Forgive my ignorance, it is contributed from my inactivity because I recently moved into a new home and as you know, in the first few days, my [[Internet]] gets real horny and stuff. --{{User:PopGoesTheWeasel/sig3}} 04:08, November 8, 2012 (UTC)
 
   
== Ola ==
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It would be a great honour for us to have your vote, no matter for or against, so please, could you take a look at the nomination (and/or the article)? {{User:Anton199/sig}} 10:27, June 24, 2014 (UTC)
I didn't mean to piss you off by reverting all your edits to [[1947 Horse-Throwing Competition]]. It's just that that's one of my favorite articles, and I spoke to one of the guys who was a part of {{U|TOAST}}, and he wasn't too impressed with the changes, either, so I figured I could change it back, and you would understand. The thing is, it may have issues, but it is also written from a lunatic's perspective, so it's hard to improve, you know? {{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121110060619}}
 
:I'm not pissed off. How did you get in touch with TOAST?
 
:By the way, turns out it was some kind of blocker I was using that didnt let the like button work. Having said that, don't you think its time to make it go global? --{{User:Shabidoo/sig}} 15:12, November 10, 2012 (UTC)
 
::I'm glad you understand; I just happened to talk to Mr. TOAST Dude #3 because he and I are both on IRC a lot.
 
::As for the Sharing tab, yeah, I would've liked to have it site-wide <s>two</s> three months ago. Problem is, I need an admin to fiddle the [[MediaWiki:Gadgets]] page (and a couple others), and unfortunately, none of our (two) active admins seem to know anything about that sort of thing. It'll get done ...eventually. I guess.{{User:Bizzeebeever/signature|20121110170446}}
 
   
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== [[Template:User HMC 2014 Judge]] ==
   
==I never said hi==
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What do you think of it? {{User:TheWikiMan026/sig}} 12:04, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
   
Hi. {{User:Aimsplode/sig5}}<sub><small><font color="DD0000">22:45 18 November 2012</font></small></sub>
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==Pettiness and Nastiness==
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Whether it exists or not, it is generally not helpful or polite to accuse others of it. Usually it is better to label behavior than people. I understand that lately you have not been getting along with Spike, but repeatedly provoking him is uncalled for. I considered reducing your ban on the grounds that Spike might be banning someone for expressing disagreement, but decided against it because of the way you expressed your disagreement. How would you feel if someone told you that you were being petty and nasty? It doesn't invoke good feelings, and is therefore impolite. It is an invitation to an argument, and an argument between a user and an admin generally results in the user getting a ban. Arguments are not the goal of our wiki, and only lead to drama. Please be civil, even and especially when dealing with admins. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 07:29, June 27, 2014 (UTC)
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:Banned for a week for talking inappropriately? [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:ScottPat#IRC_add_Unsignpost What's this then?] {{User:Cat the Colourful/sig sig|13:38|20|August|2014}}
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::Read it in context. The user himself said he "was shit at HTML". What Spike meant was that that user not only was bad at HTML, but not good at writing, and useful mostly at pulling others away from the task of writing. This is a common theme I notice Spike uses with newbies, who want some social interaction as well as to write, and sometimes are merely asking for collaboration or help writing. How would you suggest I approach the next time he does this - ban Spike for a week? I do not think that this would help the way he does things, nor would it improve Spike's love for "babysitting". Shabidoo's remarks on the other hand, served merely to label Spike, not explain what was petty that Spike was doing, and as far as "nasty" goes, that word has several potential meanings. Spike can be mean sometimes yes, but as you will soon learn on the other site now that you are an admin there, sometimes admins have to be mean - especially to spammers ;) among other groups of vandals and people acting out. I don't envy the other site the chaos that having that many new admins at once is bound to cause (and did cause the first day). On the other hand, if some of the new admins were the ones who were acting out, then you can just ban each other without taking it personally. {{User:Simsilikesims/sig}} 00:37, August 21, 2014 (UTC)

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Dinasaurbeach

Archives
Very old stuff
Old stuff
Not so Old, But You Still Don't Care
Another archive
And another
That stuff is not old, but it's archived you see.
That was his talk page only several days ago. See what he did to it?!
Most recent archive?!

edit Fresh new virginal page

The sweet smell of virginal freshness. --ShabiDOO 18:59, June 2, 2014 (UTC)

edit Monkey Competition

Have you asked all the participants on both sides whether they agreed to share their articles with the site they are not contributing to? If this is not clear, it may be a serious problem during the competition. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:50, June 3, 2014 (UTC)

All the entrants know that this is a crosswiki competition. The articles are written in userspace not in the main space. Śo I will link the articles to each others wiki depending on which wiki they choose to write it on. The only thing that needs to be copied from one wiki to another is the main forum page and the results page which can be updated once a day. I can't imagine any problems...though I'll immediately cancel this is users bitch about the cross-wiki nature of the competition or if an admin needlesly disrupts the competition. --ShabiDOO 23:32, June 3, 2014 (UTC)
Who? Sarah Baldewijns??? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:55, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
bitch bitch bitch about the cross-wiki (so, is it canceled now? I really hope so.). I'll write mine here because I can't upload images on the other wiki for some ungodly reason. Aleister 12:49 4-6-14
LOL cool. Sarah Baldewijns is a Belgian friend of mine to helped judge last happy monkey (which was only on the fork). She doesn't have an account on the spoon.
Im glad per your enthusiasm Ali!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 13:52, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
Suggest she makes one here for 'judging porpoises'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:27, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
I can ask her to but since the judging scores and comments will be copied and pasted between the wikis I'm not really sure it's necesary. --ShabiDOO 18:21, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
Tell her if she steps foot on this side of the island she will be raped unmercifully (unless she agrees, then, mercifully). When do you want the topics, I think I have mine. Zombiebaron rode my last topic like a horse to win the contest. Aleister 20:50 4-6-14
If we are going to do this properly, a user standing as a judge should be available to talk to on either website. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:31, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
Dudes... People will bitch about the cross-wiki nature of this competition. However, do not cancel it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Jun 5
Okay. I'll ask her to make an account on the spoon too. --ShabiDOO 20:11, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:40, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
Hey, why did you tell him? I was going to do that in the middle of the competition, when everyone would have written their articles. Now without the surprise effect... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:57, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
Ali...you can email me your topic to happymonkeycompetition@gmail.com whenever you like. --ShabiDOO 18:32, June 6, 2014 (UTC)

edit HMC Topic

I have given you a topic for the HMC. Now I realised that there is already an article about the topic. Could I send you a new one?--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 20:31, June 8, 2014 (UTC)

Yeah. Go ahead. --ShabiDOO 21:22, June 8, 2014 (UTC)

What do you mean by "Users in bold writing on spoon, users in italic writing on fork? --TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 08:49, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Hey this competition is held on both uncyclopedia sites (there is a fork site that broke away a year ago). You are on the "spoon" now. Nothing to worry about. Have fun in the competition! --ShabiDOO 08:50, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
I didn't get my topic--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 09:57, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
I'm pretty sure we said that both were called the "spoon". Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:58, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
PS - You don't get a topic until 19:00 today. Also we are the soup spoon I think and they are an ordinary spoon. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:00, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

SPIKE points out that 19:00 is 3 p.m. in New York (maybe just in Brooklyn), not 1 p.m. So there is already a scandal brewin'. Aleister 11:02 14-6-14

Where did he say this? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:53, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
[1] Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
Where are we given our topics?--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 16:27, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
On your talk pages soon. --ShabiDOO 17:48, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

My topic is Central Library hosts body cleanliness program, Is that an UnNews?--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:16, June 14, 2014 (UTC)

Um, confused about what my topic, Dont Tread on Me, is referring to? A little clarification please. Frflag Napoleon Khan Mongflag
WP:Gadsden flag may be useful for research. Spıke ¬ 12:57 15-Jun-14
What does it mean by "Central Library"?--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 11:05, June 15, 2014 (UTC)
You could write a poem: alla Don't Step on My Blue Suede Shoes-Sigphoto|(get dtf) 08:36, June 15, 2014 (UTC)

Congratulations on instigating the biggest surge of creative activity the site has seen in a year! I am not in this or moderating it, but TheWikiMan026's entry does seem to fit in UnNews, and he should earn bonus points if he finds a real news story to "base" it on, as conventional UnNewses are expected to do. Also, Smuggler's topic should ultimately not be the literal name of the request but should end up in the HowTo: space. Spıke ¬ 19:41 14-Jun-14

I've put mine: A Tale of Two Shities in UnBooks. Also at some point I might change the spelling of made-up word 'Shities' so that it has a double t. I think that spelling is better because with one t, someone might pronounce it: 'Shytees' which wouldn't rhyme with cities.--Sigphoto|(get dtf) 20:35, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
You can modify the topic slightly to put it in a different space like history or unmeasured or something extra creative. Just don't alter it too silly dilly like. GOOD LUCK. --ShabiDOO 22:49, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
What does it mean by "Central Library"?--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 11:05, June 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit Reverting edits on scorecard page

It's your competition and not my place to interfere but I thought it might help getting the links right and spelling my user name properly. I was just helping that's all. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:39, June 15, 2014 (UTC)

edit I'm out

I'm sorry but I'm out, I was busy withe end of year exams and shit like that so I didn't have time to write my article. I could be one o the judges though--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:23, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

You can try to finish it anyway, and maybe Shabidoo will allow you to still be in the competition, if you don't submit it very late. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit Edits after the deadline

What happens to an article, if it is edited a few minutes after the deadline? Will the edits be reverted? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

edit I'm a lazy prick

I can't find a central list linking to the individual articles. Have you got a list of articles to start working from?                               Puppy's talk page06:30 am 21 Jun 2014

Never mind. I found it on the alternate piece of unspecified cutlery.                               Puppy's talk page06:47 am 21 Jun 2014
I asked for the score page to be linked on the site notice so that they can be easily found by everyone but it hasn't been done yet. The page is linked on the spoon however and I update the info between each page often. So if you need to find it quickly just go to the spoon and click on the site notice link. --ShabiDOO 16:12, June 21, 2014 (UTC)

edit Judging

Yes, I would be interested--TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 20:51, June 23, 2014 (UTC)

edit Napoleonic Wars on VFH (again)

Thank you for your previous comments! You said the paragraphs were too dense, which I assume was also caused by the fact that many jokes were unrelated to each other, which I also noticed, and so I tried to fix at least the first paragraphs (intro and the French revolution), because they try to introduce too many things, and so it is especially difficult to get past them, while I think the following paragraphs were mostly concentrated on one event/campaign each, and so are easier to read. So I think the article is in the end, ready.

It would be a great honour for us to have your vote, no matter for or against, so please, could you take a look at the nomination (and/or the article)? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:27, June 24, 2014 (UTC)

edit Template:User HMC 2014 Judge

Hmc2014 This user is an official judge of the HAPPY MONKEY COMPETITION 2014

Artices & Results





What do you think of it? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:04, June 26, 2014 (UTC)

edit Pettiness and Nastiness

Whether it exists or not, it is generally not helpful or polite to accuse others of it. Usually it is better to label behavior than people. I understand that lately you have not been getting along with Spike, but repeatedly provoking him is uncalled for. I considered reducing your ban on the grounds that Spike might be banning someone for expressing disagreement, but decided against it because of the way you expressed your disagreement. How would you feel if someone told you that you were being petty and nasty? It doesn't invoke good feelings, and is therefore impolite. It is an invitation to an argument, and an argument between a user and an admin generally results in the user getting a ban. Arguments are not the goal of our wiki, and only lead to drama. Please be civil, even and especially when dealing with admins. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:29, June 27, 2014 (UTC)

Banned for a week for talking inappropriately? What's this then? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:38, 20 August, 2014 (UTC)
Read it in context. The user himself said he "was shit at HTML". What Spike meant was that that user not only was bad at HTML, but not good at writing, and useful mostly at pulling others away from the task of writing. This is a common theme I notice Spike uses with newbies, who want some social interaction as well as to write, and sometimes are merely asking for collaboration or help writing. How would you suggest I approach the next time he does this - ban Spike for a week? I do not think that this would help the way he does things, nor would it improve Spike's love for "babysitting". Shabidoo's remarks on the other hand, served merely to label Spike, not explain what was petty that Spike was doing, and as far as "nasty" goes, that word has several potential meanings. Spike can be mean sometimes yes, but as you will soon learn on the other site now that you are an admin there, sometimes admins have to be mean - especially to spammers ;) among other groups of vandals and people acting out. I don't envy the other site the chaos that having that many new admins at once is bound to cause (and did cause the first day). On the other hand, if some of the new admins were the ones who were acting out, then you can just ban each other without taking it personally. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:37, August 21, 2014 (UTC)
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