User talk:Sgtpanda

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No pants day

Welcome Sgtpanda. Some pants for you.

edit Welcome!

Hello Sgtpanda, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm lazy, so I paste it in. But... if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just someone putting his nose in where it is probably not wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Probably the second most important link for a newcomer is:

  • How to be funny and not just stupid - Basically it's a guide to writing humours articles which has been edited and improved over time by the users of this site. It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out how we decide which articles to feature on the front page, check out the VFH page. Basically, we vote for them. Anyone can vote. Especially you! You might find VFH a useful page to look over as it gives an idea of the kind of standard which you need to reach if you want to get an article featured.

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

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Again, welcome!  -- MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:55, Feb 3

edit About Reviews

Hi there Sgtpanda, just thought I'd drop by to talk about Pee Reviews. First of all: thanks for taking the time to do a couple - we really do appreciate it when people take the time to help other people out! That said, next time you feel like reviewing an article, instead of doing several reviews quickly, why not take your time, and give one in-depth one instead? People appreicate it more if you give plenty of helpful feedback - take a look at some recent reviews by the likes of Tagstit, Kit paddle or Mnbvcxz to see what I mean. This isn't a personal slight, just to say that if you're going to give your time, surely you'd prefer to know that what you've done would be considered useful? Have a look at the review guidelines as well, and then if you do give another review, hopefully neither your time nor the reviewee's will be wasted. Thanks again, and see you around the site! --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:42, Feb 23

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