User talk:SecondChanceForMe

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edit Welcome!

Hello, SecondChanceForMe, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:SecondChanceForMe/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in!

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:49, January 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit About your sig

I just created one for you at User:SecondChanceForMe/sig. It's nothing exciting, but if you want to use it change your preferences to have your sig as {{subst:nosubst|User:SecondChanceForMe/sig}}. Also tick the I want to use wiki text in my signature box if it's unticked. As I said, it's nothing exciting, but it means you can sign a page with four tildes (~~~~) which will leave a copy of your sig and a timestamp. Once you have a little more wiki-fu there are funkier things you can do with your sig (like mine), but for now the main thing to remember is that it should have your username, a link to your user page, and a link to your talk page. There are a few more things about it here. Pup 06:34 04 Mar '12

edit Pinkie Pie

Did you see my comment on the talk page of the article? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

I would appreciate a reply. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:41, March 23, 2012 (UTC)
It was "rephrased" after you added that note. You may have to be clearer about your request.                               Puppy's talk page04:23 23 Mar
Thanks Puppy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:59, March 26, 2012 (UTC)

Pinkie's Pie's article could benefit by being more about Pinkie Pie- not sure where all the random sexual crap came from. Mind if I give it a fairly brutal edit? I'll save a copy of what's there now. --ExPinkie Pie (talk) 02:11, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

The operative word is 'improve'. Since the bulk of this is written by SecondChanceForMe then I suggest you collaborate. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:38, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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edit Ponies

Please stop putting pony pictures in random articles. Thank you. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, April 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit A message to Princess Celestia

Att:Princess Celestia


Today I learned that scammers are fucked up British arse hole who wants to consume all my money for cow poop and extra cricket balls for their game. I want to kill them all using a potato and end their colonization of China so I finally get my bukkake noodles all over again.

Also, the next time I see you I'll tale your crown away and I'll be pronounce idiotic leader of Equestria.

Love, GiromC SecondChanceForMe

PS: I ate Princess Cadence's husband for the lulz

edit Moses Blah

I've added this to QVFD as it's an "unlikely" redirect. Was there any purpose in creating it?                               Puppy's talk page11:32 17 Jul

Moses Blah. Might be a better redirect to Liberia. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 17 '12 11:48 (UTC)

edit Philippine cuisine

I've changed the name of your article (no capital C), as shown above. Spıke Ѧ 10:58 19-Mar-13

Also, we are discussing the categories for articles on the Philippines at UN:VFD. Spıke Ѧ 11:30 19-Mar-13

edit 2005cruft

Thanks, tagging the article with {{VFD}} is the first step, but now write a nomination at UN:VFD. Follow the instructions there, some of which you won't see until you open it for editing. Spıke Ѧ 21:29 3-Oct-13

Second time was a charm. You left some junk at the bottom of the page that I cleaned up. PuppyOnTheRadio is working on a way to automate some of this job. If we approve his changes, new nominations will be at the bottom of the page.

Separately, please read my proposed rewrite of the signature instructions at User:SPIKE/SIG (section 1.2). You should create a signature file because you are planting too much code where you sign talk pages. Spıke Ѧ 21:57 3-Oct-13

PS--Oh, I see PuppyOnTheRadio already talked to you about this, above. As creating a signature file is easier than ever, please do it now. Also, I personally think that you need not explain your user name in your signature, and the fact that you got banned is not notable and is something you should move on from. Separately, if you meant to disclose your age on your user page, you didn't do it right. Spıke Ѧ 12:12 4-Oct-13

edit Seija Kijin

As written by Leonardo DaVinci? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:19, August 9, 2014 (UTC)

As how Seija's spellcards would also do it, since she's an amarojaku who has the ability to turn anything upside-down. See this article for more info. Otherwise, check out the gameplay of Double Dealing Character. Thank you. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 12:11, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
Ok, thanks for the explanation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:58, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
Like Eclipse, which was recently on VFD, this is not an Uncyclopedia article but a single sight gag, which I deleted. Spıke Ѧ 14:46 9-Aug-14
I was kinda bored anyway. Sorry about that. --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 21:02, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
I don't see a problem with an article as a sight gag - like this for example: Fifty Shades of Grey. Suggest Seija Kijin is put in the user's space for further tinkering perhaps?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:59, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
Don't know how to do that, but I'll try.--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 23:16, August 9, 2014 (UTC)
He was directing that to me, as you can't undelete a file. I don't see that "more tinkering" helps, as you basically did what you set out to do; my problem is that it doesn't amuse the reader but pranks him, so as to show your prowess with tools and fonts. Spıke Ѧ 23:24 9-Aug-14
Well, you regenerated it from somewhere and it is in your userspace. However, regarding your Change Summary, it is not "stupid of you" to have an article deleted; it simply means you and I had an editorial disagreement, and fellow Admin Romartus even took your side. So, nothing stupid about it. Spıke Ѧ 00:55 10-Aug-14
FUCK, I didn't think of this before! You can actually use "DIV style", so me putting effort into literally generating upside down text pretty much ended in shit. I should rewrite it from scratch, still in my userspace.--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 02:20, August 10, 2014 (UTC)
These days, you can flip, mirror, reverse, whatever you like. But the point I am trying to make is to pursue original humor, not gimmicks. Spıke Ѧ 02:35 10-Aug-14
I don't think I would like to make another article for now, even though I already thought of making a new, different one, but in the same series where it was based on. I'll risk getting blocked if I continue to do so.--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 02:37, August 10, 2014 (UTC)
I have completely forgotten who you were in your First Chance, but your current persona seems not to have been blocked at all. Whereas I have been; you can check it. Nevertheless, I would not block anyone for mere creative differences, but rather for trolling and persistent unwillingness to discuss. And for stuff on the edge, the Cabal overrides me. So as we say, be italic and let a thousand flowers bloom. If you are unsure of how others will react to what you think is a masterpiece, do it in your userspace and ask for a pee review before foisting it on the encyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 02:47 10-Aug-14
Thanks for the tip. I appreciate it.--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 02:56, August 10, 2014 (UTC)
I don't know if you're getting my global tip: This (like the real world) is a creative place where you are not alone, and where any action might lead to clashes on many different levels, as many of us have different visions of what we want Uncyclopedia to be. You might be right on any occasion and you might not. Tonight, for instance, I simply asserted that I don't want a reader looking up "Seija Kijin" to wind up on a page that, while it might be "in the style of the thing it's about" (that is, upside-down), baffles and frustrates the reader before it makes him laugh, if it does at all. If you believe you are right, assert it, but listen to the other point of view and accept a good defense of the other guy's beliefs. Spıke Ѧ 03:04 10-Aug-14
This isn't religion, but okay.--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 03:11, August 10, 2014 (UTC)

I stood on my head and held a mirror to this article. It works. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:49, August 10, 2014 (UTC)
No, that is a whole 'nother thing. Spıke Ѧ 01:10 11-Aug-14

edit Gensokyo

I've advertised your new article on the main page. However, on your "inside-joke warning," it would be better if you didn't start by coaching your reader but just deliver humor. Spıke Ѧ 13:50 19-Nov-14

Is this how I reply? Sorry, I forgot how. --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 20:45, November 19, 2014 (UTC)

It'll do; better if you indent to set your posts off from posts of other people. Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 20:51 19-Nov-14

Okay :P
Edited my article a bit and removed the in-joke templates. Should I bring them back? --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 20:53, November 19, 2014 (UTC)

You have my reasoning (= No) just above. Spıke Ѧ 21:06 19-Nov-14

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Spıke Ѧ 15:32 22-Feb-15

edit UnNews:Patek Philippe attempts to make a joke

SecondChanceForMe attempts to make a joke, but gets diverted to wiping-one's-ass. Doesn't read like news, and the reader having to search for the humor won't get past the toilet humor. Sorry. Spıke Ѧ 02:57 1-Apr-15

lolwut--2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 05:30, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
Welp, time to start that Shimabara Rebellion article to redeem myself. Gotta find more better jokes with the guidance of Fall of Constantinople and a bunch of Brits. --2nd Chance for me (talktomehere) 05:42, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
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