User talk:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin

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Join The CMC! Make Your Inner Cow Happy!

Moo, Sean the wiry, bony, and thin!

What is it about cows that gets us all hot and bothered? Where do cows come from? What are cows?

These are the questions that drive the Cow Moo Cult and its brethren, who are very, VERY interested in cows and cow by-products.

The CMC is devoted not only to cows, but to helping Uncyclopedia through general acts of goodness and through motivating people with cow-treats and the like.

So, Sean the wiry, bony, and thin, why not join the CMC? It's free (unless you count virginity as money) and it's fun (and it's full of clichés)! You'll get a pretty template for your userpage and a nice title for your signature! What could be better? Sign Up Now!
Double moos from your cowy friend,

edit Something I can do for you mate?

Or you just had the knack to mess up my talk page? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:57, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Userbox table

You mention that you're userboxes are taking up too much space. Well you can spread them out better by doing something like this:


Just follow the pattern to and add more userboxes as it suits. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:55 26 July 2008

edit So, adoption?

Yeah the adoption thing, if you're still interested on in the adoption thing just add {{Adoptee|Orian57}} to your userpage. Basically it means you come to me to ask your questiosn about stuff I'll help you with articles and creating a fancy sig (if you want). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:01 27 July 2008

Sean, do you know how to get rid of the text next to user boxes--Altair 22:51, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Never mind i found out all by myself--Altair 23:12, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Good choice dear sir!

Peeing dog Thank you, Sean the wiry, bony, and thin, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head.
Good girl/boy
Thanks for voting!

Also I threw together a sig for you, come to my talk page to see. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:06 1 August 2008

edit WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yo bro', go over to my user page once in a while. Comment on my awesome page, tell me what you think of what i did with glaucoma or just say hello. Or even better, check out some of the pages i've written. However since you refused to talk to me you will have to find them yourself, as only one of them is on my watchlist. So drop by sometime. Just so you know, i'm already introduced to Sir FSt Don Yettie and others.--Altair 00:17, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

The man makes a good point. You are a bit quiet. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 04:59 2 August 2008

See? I'm not alone in this. Others, i've been introduced toHave Fun! MuCal. Orian57|Chat|Chuckle|PEE List|Awarded|UnBlog|Icons-flag-gbOrian57already and have developed my own sig{ thanks to him and his friend). So again drop by sometime.--User:Altair/sig 23:29, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Really shouldn't drop my old sig into convo like that, if want to make reference to me just say "Orian" (and be sure to spell it right). ta SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 23:34 2 August 2008

Sorry about that. Won't happen again, oh and did you find out who stole your vodka and chocolates.--User:Altair/sig 00:23, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

I tend not to notice when that happens, I don't drink (alcahol, before you get smart) and am currently on a diet so I guess it's all for the best. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 07:14 3 August 2008

BTW Orian, you really shouldn't post your age in articles on the internet. Unless you lied about being 14, then go ahead. Oh, and Yettie got the vodka and chocolate back for you.--User:Altair/sig 20:59, 3 August 2008 (UTC)

firstly I presume you mean "shouldn't". And I'm presuming you're talking about Why?Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? which isn't me anyway. I was in character (if it was actually me that would be vanity) for that article which, if you read to the end of, you'll know spans a life time longer than 18 years (which happens to be my actual age and I don't care who knows it as I'm now too old for paedophiles). Oh and you really should start indenting properly. on talk pages use one more colon (:) than the person your replying to used (unless the indenting is getting ridiculous in which case it becomes one less). SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:08 3 August 2008
Sorry, no it wasn't. But since you don't care about that i guess it doesn't matter. It was on a voting for highlights page. It said that you were 14, but if your older than 18, i guess someone was just mistaken. I think the user's name was something like banned from (something). But i decided to use the link in your response and i thought it was good. Oh, and i did say shoudn't(refer above). Oh, and Orian, there is no such thing as being too old for a pervert. They always find a loophole, which is why they are perverts in the first place.Also Sean, you still remain silent my friend. If not go to my user page, at least call me.--User:Altair/sig 23:03, 3 August 2008 (UTC)
I used to be 17, if it was before April 10th they were perfectly correct. and I said too old for paedophiles, perverts... well I'm getting to that stage of desperating where I might settle for the preverbial "Sugar daddy" even a poor one that brings me carved potatoes in exchange for a hand job. Also whatever. If you really liked that link you can vote here, click teh edit tab and then put something like For [optional comment] [sig here], to help get it on the front page! same goes for you Sean, whenever you come back. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 23:11 3 August 2008
Sure i'll vote for you, that article deserved it. And sean, if you see this, don't forget you'll need to get to that Glaucoma article and edit it before it gets deleted. --User:Altair/sig 21:30, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

edit CMC

Welcome, Sean the wiry, bony, and thin, to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in! You clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. You can officially put the {{User:YesTimeToEdit/Mgr}} template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature.

Your cow duties include...
Watchlisting this page
Promoting, whoring and inviting people to the CMC - you can use this to help you
Following any CMC orders

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Sorry that you had to wait so long, I just got a bit lazy!

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- [09:10 5 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

edit HEY!

Taken from Orian's Archive #5

So about the cool signature thing... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sean the wiry, bony, and thin (talk • contribs)

Well first you need to remember to sign all your talk posts. Just makes things easier. But I was talking about custom ones with pretty colours, pictures (usually a flag of some description) and things every where. Bassically I was gonna create a subpage User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin/sig And throw something together there, see if you like it. Is there anything you had in mind? Favourite colour for example? Or are there colours you have a particular aversion to? Things like that. Anyway I'll get started pretty soon think I have to go cut grass though. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:24 31 July 2008
Right here's what I came up with. With absoloutly no code stolen from my own sig:
Cmc MgrMr. Isaak - "Wiry" - SeanMafiaHatBrown
Which reminds me, If there is a style of sig you quite like, I can nick code and adapt it as apropriate. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:28 31 July 2008

Just thought I'd transfer this here, as it's in my archive and you may not find it. As for setting it up (if you like it) Altair should be able to explain. If not then Yettie, it's just I'm going away for a bit so yeah. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 09:32 5 August 2008

See Sean, even Orian thinks that i should be the one to explain this to you. When you need me just leave a message on my talk page and i'll answer. Also, comment on how you like my user page. --User:Altair/sig 20:30, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Alright, I don't need any of your baloney, okay?
Really shouldn't put your comments in the middle of a section.

See Sean, even Orian thinks that i should be the one to explain this to you. When you need me just leave a message on my talk page and i'll answer. Also, comment on how you like my user page. Oh and Orian, when you get the time could you please review my article on Hemophilia. --User:Altair/sig 20:42, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

Even Orian? - [14:32 6 August] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Yeah, even Orian, and Sean you said that you were on. I answered you two minutes after you posted a comment. You couldn't wait two minutes!--User:Altair/sig 18:07, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Talk

How about we just use my talk page, so that we are clear on it. Or you reply on mine and i'll reply on yours, o.k. That way we'll both know when one of us replies. So reply to this on my talk page and i'll reply to that on this one. And make a new header titled talk.--User:Altair/sig 18:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

I'm doing just great. I'm at work right now. Also, whenever we want to talk we'll write under talk. How are you doing. I see your using your sig.--User:Altair/sig 18:33, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Maybe you should sign your comments, that would be really weird if someone else wrote that. ...On second thought, no it wouldn't. Also, how do you like my user page.--User:Altair/sig 18:40, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Which boxes did you take? BTW, what kind of phone do you think i should get? T-Mobile, Verizon or AT&T. I also started another article. No one really seems to want to review my artcle on hemophilia, i wonder why? :<--User:Altair/sig 18:50, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Is it me, or this taking a really long time to talk to each other.--User:Altair/sig 18:53, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Convincing, but with t-mobile i can talk to anyone else who has t-mobile for free. As well as weekends and after 9 p.m. Does verizon do that? Then again, t-mobile phones cost a lot...--User:Altair/sig 18:59, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Do you not know how to use your sig witout having to write out User:Sean/sig. If you don't i can tell you. If not then :P--User:Altair/sig 19:01, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
I already told you how to put the mud grunt thing in your sig. Again just ask me if you want to know.--User:Altair/sig 19:04, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Go to the "my preferences" link at the top of your screen. In the signature box put User:Sean the wiry, bony, and thin/sig ( except put { {in front and } } in back) and check the raw signature box. Then you just sign with the four tildes or clicking the sig button like always. And you can copy and paste the template the cult gave you for mud grunt to your sig on your user sig page. If you would like i can do it for you. Otherwise i just told you how.--User:Altair/sig 19:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

It's cool. So your not going to change around the colors or anythign? Going to keep it like that? Oh, i also thought you would tag on the grunt thing or did you decide not to?--User:Altair/sig 18:52, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

Anyway, what's up? Anything cool happen at the lake yesterday?--User:Altair/sig 18:55, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
That really sucks. So anything up for today.--User:Altair/sig 19:08, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Yo, howz it goin'--User:Altair/sig 14:00, 10 August 2008 (UTC)
My article has been fixed to the extent it can be in this short time and i took of the construction tag. I'll now see whether it is good enough to not be deleted. Hows glaucoma coming along. I checked it out and it looks like you made some good changes to it.--User:Altair/sig 17:09, 11 August 2008 (UTC)
Yo! Dude you have to vote for an image i made for one of my new articles, on Uncyclopedia:VFP. It's india, but with a ice cream cone drawn on it. Please vote.--User:Altair/sig 20:41, 11 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Userbox

Look at this cool userbox i made. It was too hard to find a picture with piccolo using this move though. Whatever, this is plenty awesome.

Tien Eye Beams This user has eye beams.

You can use it. But tell me what you think of it.--User:Altair/sig 20:44, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

edit WTF?!?!?!

IT looks so weird, like the label on one of mark's porn videos. Oh, and how's Sean? Alright, fantastic, horrible, dying...what?--User:Altair/sig 18:18, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Apologies from the Don...

For taking so long to accept you to the Mafia. If you haven't already seen then your Mafia enrol details are on the Mafia enrol page. A lot of Mafia guys like to hang out at the members only bar - it'd be great if you could join us there. Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

edit Important Mafia Business!

Dear Mafioso, Important Mafia Changes Have Taken Place!

Hello-a there, fellow killers and maimartists, this is your Don, here. I'd just-a like to tell you that we've had a little jumble up on the Family ladder of honour. The Russian "Digits" has been granted the special title of "Capo Bastone". "Dotnot" and "Grieve" have been made "Capo Bastone Delegato", and will be working closely with Digits as his assistants. A full list of their permissions can be found here. -- MafiaHatBlack.gif C.B.D. C.R. "Grieve" Tenenbaum 18:32, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

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