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UnSignpost:Article/Uncyclopedia needed for schoolwork

Sorry, I had to edit your article, because in some places it looked as if you were attacking the editor, who has already been attacked and even blocked from editing. However, I understand that you tried to make a funny news article, and so I tried to make these aspects a bit more obvious. I will take another, final look soon.

Also, I am going to write an article myself and then I am planning to make a new UnSignpost issue this week-end. Unbelievable, we haven't heard from our newspaper since March! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:06, May 3, 2014 (UTC)

I can't get on a computer to edit it but the start of the second paragraph makes no sense now as it does not say what Mr. E says only our reply, which contradicts the start of the next sentence where we "reply" to our own reply apparently. Could you fix it please as I can't seem to edit the article from my phone (no edit option). Thanks. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:42, May 3, 2014 (UTC)
It was clear to me that what Mr. E. did was "rant." But I went in and minced a few more words. No edit option? This seems a glaring design error for a wiki. Spıke ¬ 17:08 3-May-14

So...

What do you think about all the edits, additions, proofreading of Napoleon's article? Are you going to add or delete anything? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:08, May 4, 2014 (UTC)

Unsignpost

Utterly helarious your article on VFP! Well done! --ShabiDOO 01:06, May 5, 2014 (UTC)

Thank you very much sir! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:22, May 5, 2014 (UTC)

The Ukrainian Flag

You removed this

New Ukraine Flag

Image of Ukraine because you said:

"Revert edits. Goes against the theme of the article (Ukraine is not Communist, unlike Belarus and USSR) and also sticking a communist symbol on the flag is unoriginal humour."

Russia is slowly taking over Ukraine and although Russia is not officialy a communist country it kind of is

--TheWikiMan026 Signature 18:27, May 6, 2014 (UTC)

I saw these edits, but didn't revert them. However, Ukraine is not becoming communist, not even Russian. Crimea maybe is, but it is not Ukraine anymore, and I am not sure Russia is interested in the rest of the country. Thank you for your efforts though! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:31, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
Russia is most certainly not Communist. Communism is a system of democratic worker led corporations with a state to overview the situation. As Stalin perverted Communism by making an anarchial worldview an authoritarian dictatorship, Putin has abused Capitalism and made an authoritarian dictatorship out of an anarchist view. There is little Communism left in Russia and certainly very little in Ukraine, which if anything is run by moderate nationalist groups at the moment.
Also the theme in the article was that the Ukraine isn't Communist so as to go against the average stereotype of Eastern Europe. I appreciate your edit but I fear it is misplaced. Thank you for editing though and keep it up! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:48, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia articles are mostly creative comedy writing. Thumbnails (left and right) make the page easier on the eye. I think they are best when a brilliant caption relates an unrelated or mistaken photo to the theme of the article. A country Infobox takes a flag illustration, without caption and is not brilliant but is okay.
I am sympathetic to ScottPat's final point, as both the hammer-and-sickle and swastika are memes, overused by kids who think that it's funny in itself. I am less moved by his statement on whether or not Ukraine is Communist, nor on whether or not Russia is communist, nor especially on his didactic explanation of what communism is. For one thing, we don't know how current events are going to end up; for another, especially if Ukraine is not Communist, it could be funny to assert that it is. But not by using the flag alone. I suggest that you try using the hammer-and-sickle flag as a new thumbnail (right or left, not center, and not "centre" as coding probably requires American spelling) with a really great caption that refers to current events. Or, since it is so bound up in current events and might be dated by next year, write an UnNews on the current turmoil in Ukraine. Spıke ¬ 18:51 6-May-14
Well, look at that! wikicoding seems to accept British spelling. Though raw HTML famously refuses to. Spıke ¬ 18:53 6-May-14
Coming from someone who isn't a Communist themself, I don't see how Spike's opinion of Communism's views would have any more value than mine. The point of the Ukraine article was specifically to not include the Communist meme. I see no reason to change that in light of a new government which is certainly not Communist. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:02, May 6, 2014 (UTC)
I am offering no views of Communism above, only suggestions on writing humor. Spıke ¬ 19:12 6-May-14
Have you now, or have you ever been, a communist? No Shame Aleister 20:19 6-5-14
I have not been a communist but grown up in a country that once was communist under Russian control, but back to the subject, the Russian are organizing referendums in other Ukraine cities. What about if I put a Russian flag? --TheWikiMan026 Signature 17:21, May 7, 2014 (UTC)
I am really trying not to take a position on Communism but on humor. In my opinion, a pure Russian flag would be less funny than your creation of the hammer-and-sickle in Ukrainian colors. (Aleister's post, above, relates to a famous hearing in the U.S. Congress and not to this debate.) Bottom line, do not write to make a political point, least of all that the rest of the world will forget in two years, but write to amuse the reader, though you might thereby express an opinion on current events. Spıke ¬ 23:55 7-May-14
This hasn't much to do with the subject but what happened with the pics? They're not in thumb anymore even tough the wikicode thumb is typed in. --TheWikiMan026 Signature 17:12, May 8, 2014 (UTC)
They are broken! See Forum:Thumbnails are broken. Spıke ¬ 17:32 8-May-14

UnNews:UK hit by European election fever

As an American who, to paraphrase this UnNews, doesn't understand, doesn't know about, and doesn't care about, the European elections, why don't you make the Intro of this UnNews do more than explain to me why I shouldn't want to read further, before it opens with the joke that the UKIP is loathsome (which, by definition, I don't know)? Avoid opening with, "As every European knows" (some of us are not and do not) and reread Choice of Words regarding the inadvisability of an offhand "joke" that the UKIP is "racist" — even if it isn't technically your words. For extremists to call opposing extremists racist or Loony is not a joke; it is a day at the office. In my opinion, political UnNewses are best delivered by the neutral (though clueless) UnNews reporter, trying to report the facts although the facts don't cooperate — and never reporting what the principals realized or intended or thought. Spıke ¬ 12:59 10-May-14

Oh ok. I thought I gave a derogatory view on everyone involved. The OMRLP is a joke party, not an extremist group, they revel in being called loonies as it is in their name. I'll try and make it more understandable for Americans though. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:11, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
PS - I hesitate to change "As every European knows" as I am not suggesting that the reader is European and I explain what every European knows directly afterwards. It would be like saying, "As every Ukrainian knows, political stability is a hard thing to come by on the streets of Kiev." I do not suggest that the reader is Ukrainian, nor do I leave it hanging as to what every Ukrainian knows. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:16, May 10, 2014 (UTC)
I've removed all mention of UKIP being racist except for the last paragraph which if anything attacks the hypocrisy of the public's reaction to Jeremy Clarkson and I think passes as good satire. I've removed the part from the intro telling the reader not to care. The dispute between the OMRLP and UKIP is satirized but did take place as one of my sources reports. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:21, May 10, 2014 (UTC)

I do not claim it is untrue, but the UnNews still has stretches of preachiness. I've minced words at the start of this. I claim that what is now the third paragraph is totally unnecessary: It repeats the Eurovision joke from the previous paragraph, and states the business of the EU Parliament, as the next paragraph does too. Separately, wouldn't it be both precise and cute if "hit" in the page title were "bed-ridden"? Spıke ¬ 14:45 10-May-14

Good idea. I'll delete the third paragraph - I only made it in an attempt to explain to the Americans - and change the title. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:47, May 10, 2014 (UTC)

UKIP is racist, they are trying to get all the foreigners out of the UK. --TheWikiMan026 Signature 21:02, May 11, 2014 (UTC)

Thank you for that. However: This is a humor wiki. Spıke ¬ 21:03 11-May-14
Agreed. Just saying UKIP's racist isn't funny. You've got to imply it in a way that makes it funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:24, May 12, 2014 (UTC)
Like saying that in the Fermanagh Herald a UKIP Minister said "UKIP isn't Racist? --TheWikiMan026 Signature 17:21, May 13, 2014 (UTC)

Doesn't surprise me! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:33, May 30, 2014 (UTC)

Noob Seeking Platonic Mentor

Hello, I'd like to ask for mentorship if you have the capacity =). I'm interested in comedy writing which is why I'm here and I'd love to be useful. I don't know what's involved so get back to me I guess! Thanks! Athecondor24 (talk) 00:26, May 12, 2014 (UTC)

I'll come over to your talk page to reply. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:15, May 12, 2014 (UTC)
Yeah, he's coming to your talk page to reply. With a bottle of champagne in one hand and six condems in the other. Run, don't walk, before he gets there! Aleister 18:23 13-5-14 (p.s. ScottPat, can you please take a look at my Will Harridge nom on VFH, I've done enough work on it to feel comfortable asking for a look-at. Thanks. Now on your way to the condor, who must learn first to write comedy you must be able to confront almost image and describe it)
Thanks for your vote of encouragement and your nice comment. I blush. Then I use that blush to accost the first woman I pass on the street, who screams and I have to run, thus accenting the blush, which I try again on the next. You've made my day! Aleister 20:24 13-5-14

UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20140520

Hi! I am making issue 200 of the UnSignpost! I am planning to add a few images of fireworks to the header (because of the round number) and write a notice about it, as well as an article about IP votes, probably. Would you like your article about whether we do or don't need more admins included? I just think that it happened last month, and is not news anymore, not counting that there are already three other articles there. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:44, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

Hi Anton. I am physically dead at the moment and computer taking years to turn on. Please go ahead and make the UnSignpost. For once Spike, and I commend that dog, has posted articles in our press room but I have let him down thanks to busy life and not made them into articles for main page of USP. Please could you do that too! Hope I'm not asking too much dear fellow. Thanks! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:15, May 18, 2014 (UTC)
Just found them: oddly enough the press room was not in my watch list, so I didn't see the new posts. Yes, I'll try to turn them into articles. Good luck with your computer! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:37, May 18, 2014 (UTC)

Have you forgotten about the UnSignpost's anniversary?

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:32, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

Gretna Green

Uncyclopedia has a new dollop of Scottish bestiality humor. Spıke ¬ 18:14 24-May-14

Gretna Green. Famous for being the Las Vegas of Britain when it comes to marriage! I'll take a look when I'm on the computer. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:44, May 24, 2014 (UTC)

Already mentioned! although Wikipedia says that Las Vegas is the Gretna Green of the US. Spıke ¬ 18:50 24-May-14

Just had a look at it! It's very funny. Didn't realize you'd written it when I read this talk page, I thought you wanted me to check it after an IP had wrote it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:30, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

A clear example of Uncyclopedia being vandalized. Thank you for the VFH nomination! Spıke ¬ 19:04 27-May-14

How about that UKIP?!

Are you up to an UnNews about how all the parties are still acting comparably foolish, about the UKIP's 25% "landslide," and about how no one expects anything to change? Spıke ¬ 12:50 27-May-14

I have tried to write an UnNews on the council and EU elections but half way through I decided it was too spiteful and ranty, not comedy. I can try again but I find it hard to parody a party which is silly enough to be comedy itself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:56, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

Then thank you both for trying and for the objective reflection. Separately, we had another Scot wash up on our shores yesterday whom you may want to meet. Spıke ¬ 14:02 27-May-14

I'll give it another blast later. Some hilarities in the elections included the Scottish getting one UKIP MEP despite the Independance Campaigners complaining that Scotland would be better off without UK because they don't want UKIP running their country assuming that no Scot would vote UKIP. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:06, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
PS - I'll do 3 articles. One on EU elections across EU, one for UK EU elections and one for UK council elections.Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:13, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

That might be overkill, compared to a single UnNews with panoramic range. Spıke ¬ 14:25 27-May-14

“I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.”
OK but it's a hell of a lot to write about. I'll do two. One on council elections for UK and one on EU elections then. They are afterall completely different elections. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, May 27, 2014 (UTC)
I've done the EU election news article. It's not great. I find it too factual but I don't think I can get into a particularly comedic frame of mind while writing it. The results weren't too exciting unless you were a UKIPer otherwise most Britons were more interested in the council elections. Please tweak it to make it funnier if you can. Thanks Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:57, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

I copy-edited it. Calling the UKIP racist is more bias than humor but I let that go. Above the fold on the Front Page, replacing one of mine that more exposed an American politican's actual dumb statement than had a novel take on anything. Spıke ¬ 19:04 27-May-14

I quoted Farage saying that UKIP weren't against other races. I don't think I said they were racist in the article. The main worry for Europe is the National Front who are France's equivalent of the BNP (like actual racists, not just xenophobic posh people). Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:14, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

Great Britain --> UK

Could you please move Great Britain to UK? as the article is about UK not GB.--TheWikiMan026 Signature Talk 20:58, May 27, 2014 (UTC)

I distinctly remember this request from before. UK does link to Great Britain and you are completely correct, it's a bit off on the poor Northern Irish to call it Great Britain when it is about the UK. However as it is a featured article I am hesitant at moving the title now. If you bring it up with an admin (Spike or Romartus), I'm sure they will have a textbook answer for you. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:27, May 28, 2014 (UTC)
Here is a stock answer from the Mordillo textbook: Go write a funny article. Spıke ¬ 10:26 28-May-14

So is it possible to move it?--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag 19:21, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

Yeah I think we ought to. I'll consult Romartus, one of the British admins who likes maintaining these types of pages. I see you are Northern Irish so I see you could be offended. However I am not sure as to whether it's meant to be a joke that foreigners think the whole of the UK is actually called Great Britain (for evidence now observe Spike is investigating his portable globe). Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:31, May 30, 2014 (UTC)
Sorry, but I don't seem to be able to find any "Britain" or "UK" on my globe. Spıke ¬ 09:40 30-May-14
Try finding the 51st state. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, May 30, 2014 (UTC)
Spike, a quick Geo lesson. The British isles are made up of the isle of Great Britain on the right, and the isle of Eire. The UK (or formally the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) is what its long name suggests. The UK & GB ARE NOT COUNTRIES(with strong emphasis there) as most people think and what I sop damn fucking hate is that those damned mapmakers think they fucking are!--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag 19:53, June 2, 2014 (UTC)
Spike and I were having a joke. The article is named so as there is already United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the GB article is actually about GB as it doesn't mention NI.
Spike I would suggest you do not follow through and respond as there has already been a series of wars fought over this. Let's leave it at that. Thanks. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:13, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
A joke it was. I have worked in Berkshire and in The City, and have been in Scotland several times, including once with a red-headed teenager on my knee as a carful rode up to Arthur's Seat to watch the sunrise. A side trip to Inverness is my furthest north ever (except for the polar route back home). But I have never been to Eire. Spıke ¬ 16:18 4-Jun-14
Inverness is too far for even myself. Never been further north than Aberdeen. The City I am very familiar with but hope I won't have to be for the rest of my life. Berkshire I have spent little time in. You are certainly a travelled man Spike but then I too have lived in the US so we perhaps share a mirrored similarity there! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:14, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
It's just that when you type UK or United Kingdom it comes to Great Britain--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:30, June 5, 2014 (UTC)
Well then I suggest cleaning up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland so that we can link UK to there. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:06, June 7, 2014 (UTC)

Danny Alexander Pee Review

Hi ScottPat I didn't realize there was a British Politics section that I had to put articles in; if you weren't able to find mine it's the Danny Alexander page you looked at before.--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 15:32, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

I didn't realize it either. Spıke ¬ 17:09 28-May-14

To Spıke ¬ : I have realized now that the problem is that 'Danny Alexander' isn't on Pee review. Pee review's on Danny Alexander though.--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:26, May 28, 2014 (UTC)

Well, piss on that. Spıke ¬ 21:19 28-May-14

So is it possible to move it?--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag 19:21, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

I will review the article possible tomorrow. I know little about Danny himself but am familiar with British politics and up to date with current affairs if that fulfills the requirement of one's request for "someone aware of British politics". (I also wrote half the articles on the British Politics template!) Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:34, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

Ban

When you are banned are you still able to read articles and view stuff?--TheWikiMan026 Chater Norn Iron Flag 19:22, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

(From past experience) Yes you can. Although I hope you are not seeking a ban my good man. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:31, May 29, 2014 (UTC)
LOL why were you banned ScottPat? --ShabiDOO 18:23, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
Spike got me for putting one too many important files to be shredded in the shredding queue and stealing too many biscuits from the staff canteen. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:03, June 4, 2014 (UTC)
I might have not been looking for a ban but, err..--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:46, June 6, 2014 (UTC)
You scallywag. You stole biscuits from the staff canteen. You are lucky that you weren't placed in a Brazel Bull. Next time you just might be! --ShabiDOO 00:20, June 7, 2014 (UTC)

Gaza War

In your absence, you are on the main page (halvesies, right?) and again on the Front Page. Too bad you are so busy picking up chicks on campus! Spıke ¬ 13:44 2-Jun-14

I'm not at Uni. I've been downing a lot of vodka with Eastern Europeans for a few days (no seriously) and at the same time doing some important stuff for life. Hope to be more active soon. Half 'n half tis. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:08, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

No, seriously? Eastern Europeans? "Home" or "away"? Spıke ¬ 16:11 4-Jun-14

Poles to be precise. Home - yes Farage I let them in. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:07, June 4, 2014 (UTC)

UnParliment

The UnParliment needs some serious organisation. You can't figure out what is happening or what's on at the moment or anything--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 17:33, June 5, 2014 (UTC)

Probably an abandoned project. I'll take a look. Feel free to clean up and restart. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:15, June 6, 2014 (UTC)

Adopt the world's biggest noob

would you?--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 08:34, June 7, 2014 (UTC)

I'm a bit limited on time at the moment. Feel free to ask me any questions or for guidance and I'll try to get back to you. Call it an unofficial noob adoption. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:06, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
Who is that noob you're talking about? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:32, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
me--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:57, June 7, 2014 (UTC)

UnNews:Cameron shows brief defiance to EU

Cheeky of me to write about your country's politics, but I was linked to der Spiegel by a comment on a US blog. The commentator offered opinions about the merits of Cameron's opposition to Juncker, but the gist was that it was both doomed not to work and ineffective even if it did work, which seemed like one of those UnNewses that would write itself. Spıke ¬ 10:43 7-Jun-14

The trouble is that the British media never really explain what the hell actually goes on in the EU Parliament. I still don't know who this Mr. Juncker is (apart from the fact he is an EU President candidate), why Cameron opposes him or what his political views are. The Junkers [sic.] are a very powerful German family, not sure if Mr. Juncker is a relation to them.
The BBC News politics section is simply full of a petty debate between the Home Secretary and the Minister for Education about schools teaching extremist views. Something that is important but deserves far less media coverage than telling us more about the EU parliament, who the current President is, who the candidates are, their views, the latest legislation passed. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:06, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
EU ccepticism in the UK is one bloody bizzare polemic. The BBC's biggest mistake was broadcasting interviews with Nigel in the first place. The best way to deal with conspiracy nutcase misinformation biggoted trolls is to ignore them. --ShabiDOO 16:42, June 7, 2014 (UTC)
It would be a violation of freedom of speech to prevent him being represented in the media but he has certainly been over-represented on the BBC. YouGov, the government organization that polls people for government research, published that UKIP has the same support for it as back in 2004 however a lack of people voting in the elections allows it to gain a high percentage. The trouble with elections in this country is you only vote if you're radical right or left. The rest of the electorate can't be bothered. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:15, June 7, 2014 (UTC)

Photoshop

What potatochop software do you use?--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 15:39, June 8, 2014 (UTC)

I think this answers your question. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:16, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
You mean Macrohard Powerpoint?--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:00, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
There's nought wrong with t' powerpoint. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:21, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
I know there isn't--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:23, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
What Potatochoping software would you recommend(other than MS Powerpoint)? I use Paint.NET but it really isn't the best you know.--Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 20:25, June 8, 2014 (UTC)
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