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edit 2nd Prize

Seriously, smart guys do get it.

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SECOND PRIZE
Congratulations on being second in the Uncyclopedia Summer Extravaganza!
Come on guys, I hope you can do better next year.


GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 09:46, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:17, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

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edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 07:18, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Compass

I haven't done an Unscript yet but I probably should. Hope you don't mind just a teeny weeny bit of critique on your PLS. Naturally I want to win everything and have everything I crap out become golden but I think this would help your article: Kill the constant fucks/shits and replace them with more academic sounding expletives. After all, your story is based on smarty pants types - maybe they might say excrement instead of shit and coitus instead of fuck for example. Just a suggestion - good luck!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:47, October 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit PLS

Because Aimsplode managed to get himself banned for 2 months, can I ask for you to help judge the colab category in his place. I'm offering this position to you and Shabidoo so its basically first one in gets the job. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:30, October 5, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:57, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey bro!

Do you plan on adding a pic to your UnNews? Then I would gladly put it on the mainpage template. BTW, me is now the UnNews puppy watchdog. :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:09, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

I just put a request in Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner. --Scofield & Friends 13:12, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

OK, just tell me when you have it to put it on the frontpage, or do it yourself if you know how! Maybe you should keep it in your userspace when this occurs since it shows on the list of recent UnNews, but that's OK, you'll know for next time. Funny stuff, this UnNews! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:16, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:19, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:03, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:27, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 24 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:44, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:03, 12 January 2012

edit Please change your signature

It suggests that you have friends. This type of libellous accusation is not something that should be permitted on this site. Pup 10:15 13 Jan '12

I am your friend Scofield, so HA to you Puppy! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:18, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Imaginary friends don't count. Pup 11:52 13 Jan '12
Kindly direct all your complaints about my signature and such to my lawyers, McLeod & McLeod. I'd tell you how to contact them, but the fact is I just ripped those names off some sample letter in my English Grammar textbook. --Scofield & Friends 10:11, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Twilight

Could you please stop that? Constructive edits are welcome, and I appreciate that you like the novels, but most of that was either there for a reason or you're just making things worse. Please, edit some articles that really need it, such as, perhaps, New Moon (novel) or Eclipse (novel) or even Midnight Sun (novel) - now that one should be truly epic. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:43, 19 January 2012

I didn't even change that much. Besides, it IS foeticide, you know. --Scofield & Friends 10:33, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:07, 19 January 2012

edit Important invitation designed especially for Scofield

Happymonkey2012

CONFIRMED AS A PARTICIPANT ;) ;) ;) --ShabiDOO 10:00, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:29, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit Your happy monkey topic

Happymonkey2012

Your topic my dear Scofield is: Georgia Guidestones.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just ate his own fingernails!)

--ShabiDOO 11:55, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:58, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 1 March 2012

edit Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 March 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:43, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:53, Apr 19

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:50, Apr 26

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:12 May 25 2012

edit Satin

Per your comment on the VFD nom I have moved the article here and have protected it from IP users. If you want to work on the article brilliant, if you have changed your mind or don't have time to do it let me know and I'll get rid of it for you. --Chiefjustice3DS 07:18, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:06, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 00:45, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Vicodin

I provided section heads and illustrations, hid your opening line as the caption of the first photo, and changed one line of yours because it repeated the "Satanic Governments" joke. Please try to add more, if you can do so without repeating what's already there, and you will get the Save. Spıke ¬ 15:41 28-Jun-12

PS--On your query on VFD, unfortunately I think your extension of Section 4 is more of the same (including yet another link to Blowjob), and Section 5 is boosterism that is not encyclopedic. It is now of article length, but it needs a couple new hooks. I recommend you ask Romartus, who has the most panoramic education on history and the humanities, what new directions spring to his mind. Spıke ¬ 20:18 28-Jun-12

edit Your PLS article(s) have been judged and unprotected

Congratulations, participant! Mainspace 'em at your own leisure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:42, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 08:19, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your article has been reviewed...

Here. Sorry for the horrible wait, good sir. Bottom line: With a few minor tweaks, I'd VFH it. Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:25, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 16:56, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:22, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 07:11, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Review?

Plunging-toilet We need your PEE!

Good day loyal PEEING member.The management was wondering if you had
noticed the state of the toilet recently. We appear to have developed something of
a blockage
, and wondered if you might have a plunger handy.

Possibly you are one of the rare PEEING members who does actually do regular reviews,
in which case please flush this message immediately, otherwise...

It's time you reviewed something you lazy bum!

--Chiefjustice3DS 18:15, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:28, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Just wanted to say 'thanks' for your review of my article. Thank you that you've done it so quickly ;) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 15:16, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

You're welcome, my child. I just thought it appropriate that the user who reviewed the original should also review the sequel. But I did almost pass it up. Almost. --Lord Scofield Stark 18:48, August 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--Chiefjustice3DS 10:55, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit QVFD

For future reference, when you add stuff that is like an almost complete article that you wrote, a comment saying "author request" is generally helpful to the admins and stuff. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:43, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Lance Armstrong not stripped of the 1982 "around the block tricycle race" victory

Hahaha! Loved it! I put the title/idea there, I'm glad you picked it up! I didn't have time to write. I hope you didn't dope too much with caffeine while writing :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:52, October 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:08 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:31 (UTC)

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:02 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:13 (UTC)

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:34 (UTC)

edit Nice work on Westboro Baptist

You made it readable, a Festivus-eve-eve-eve miracle. Aleister 12:33 20decemb12

Just went back to the featured version. --Lord Scofield Stark 17:03, December 20, 2012 (UTC)
A wise move. A Festivus miracle! Nobody else thought of doing that. You must have been blessed by the season, and visited by the three ghosts, no doubt. You were interested enough in the Phelps to see what had to be done for the page. You might be interested in the Phelps page which is now on VFD, about his daughter Shirley. I've been working on it to save it, and am at a place where I both like it and see its potential enough to keep working on it. Phelps related. A miracle, a Festivus miracle! Aleister 17:25 December21stEve

edit Sorry Sco'

That thing I said just before you quit IRC was part of an inside joke. There's this video you need to see... [4] Sorry if we offended you. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 2 '13 12:42 (UTC)

Offended me? I didn't really understand what you guys were even talking about. I left because my brother had walked in, not because of anything you guys said.--Lord Scofield Stark 15:32, January 2, 2013 (UTC)
Ok, cool. It's hard to tell sometimes when I've pissed somebody off, so I figured I'd cover my butt. Also you should watch that video.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jan 2 '13 17:41 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:26 (UTC)
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