User talk:Santa Claus

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Santa Claus, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! ----Sir Zombiebaron 18:11, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Hohoho! I shall write you down on my 'nice' list as opposed to my 'naughty' one. -- Santa Claus 18:16, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Children that need a present

Leave your name below. I started with all award winners, and current nominees.

Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs - I needs a present. :3 --Icons-flag-us SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 17:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Of course you do! Ho Ho Ho from Santa Claus 19:35, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

me me me -- mowgli

Thank you for crossing yourself off for me. Ho! Ho! Ho! from Santa Claus 19:57, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I want a present...--Rwg Reward me! 20:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah Ho Ho Ho, sorry about that child. From Santa Claus 20:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Are Jews eligible as well??? -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:28, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

A bit late... goshzillacorrespondence 20:12, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Me! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 16:17, 27 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Merry Kaizum Me

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:40, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
Thank you kind sir. From Santa Claus 20:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum viditur


Ad perpetuam memoriam de Sol Invictus

Composure1, writer of UnNews and humble servant of Uncyclopedia, sends personal greetings to you [insert username here], on this festival for our glorious god Sol Invictus. While many heathen have long abandoned our undefeated sun god, especially since Emperor Theodosius I banned the holiday in the year 390, I know that you are a true believer like me. So I hope you are celebrating with all the necessary debauchery and sacrifices, and I wish you the very best. Orta recens quam pura nites Sol Invictus! --Composure1 19:05, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

You are most kind. From Santa Claus 20:29, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Complaints

A wha-huh? Voucher? I don't even know how to read! This is the worst Christmas since last Christmas. HATEHATEHAT! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:14, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

but but someone else is wearing those socks and he won't let me wear them (i think it's a he with shaved legs). *waaah* -- mowgli 06:46, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the present!

Puddin Hindleyite wishes you a
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

And a Merry Christmas to you, Mr Claus! -- Hindleyite Converse 20:21, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

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