User talk:Samurai Musaki

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Is there supposed to be something here? Hmmmmm... I don't get it. This is boring.

These things happen. You've just got to learn to look past them, chin up, gazing into the future that lies spread out before you. It is there, my child, that peace resides. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:30, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Holy crap they do? I never looked past it and now WHUMPH! This big crazy THING happens?!? How the hell do you get a signature? My life has been incredibly fruitless and now I know why. I don't have a sig on Uncyclopedia! Help my god for I doth forsaken thy gratitude! You ever played Red Faction? Anyway, thanks for dropping by. I appreciate it. Really I do. Samurai Musaki 3:36, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Let's see here... yes, evidently, ~~~~, and not really. Oh, and I think I'm supposed to put this big honking thing here. Brace yourself:
Holy crap what is that thing? Samurai Musaki
That is Uncyclopedia's default welcome template. She's a beauty, ain't she? I've named her Bettie. Me 'n Bettie have gone through a lot of hard times together, we have. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:55, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
That thing just looks like some sort of weevil that died. Samurai Musaki
No offence to Bettie. Samurai Musaki
It's OK, Bettie knows she's an ugly cow. But she's got something more important than that. She's got heart. Well, she's actually got a bunch of words randomly strewn about, but they're pretty much the same thing anyway. Point is, it's an inhuman creature incapable of feeling the slightest remorse over the travesties that it inflicts upon mankind. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:12, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

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And if you really want to know how I got a signature, a wizard did it. You'll understand when you're older. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:41, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

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