User talk:Samuel Clemens
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edit Oops! Your welcome message is...
|Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Knitwitted?|
edit I Object
My known Sockpuppet, knitwitted, has a welcome message on her talk page. I, the real genius behind Knitwitted, was greeted on my talk page with the following pre-emptive accusation and innuendo, including the offensive, "just saying." WTF is my welcome message? --Samuel Clemens 18:56, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
edit Just Saying
- My god. You're illustrating that having a sense of humor sometimes conflicts with having a brain. Is that statement an accusation? If so, "very unfunny" as the German officer says in Pimpernel Smith:
- I highly recommend the experience. FYI, I am 1200 miles away from knitwitted. I admit she is knitting me another sock, and says to me, "if the sock fits...." --Samuel Clemens 18:12, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
OMFG!! YOU JUST ADMITTED!!!! You see this? --> Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol
- I din't admit nothin. I take the fifth amendment. I want my fucking phone call. Get your fat sockpuppet pig mits off my ass.--Samuel Clemens 18:26, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
I can't even spell your name. But if you want to add yourself to User:Knitwitted, be my guest. As if you guys aren't in enough trouble to go around already.--Samuel Clemens 20:13, March 13, 2011 (UTC)
edit If you want to change your username...
...to, presumably, Knitwitted, have a word with user:sannse. Since she's our local offical Wikia cyborg, she has the power required to make such a change. Userpages started under any name other than your actual username will be deleted. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 15:45, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Now, as you can see from your recent extended ban, you'd have been a lot better off listening to me and not recreating pages right after I'd huffed them. Should you wish to rejoin the party once your current bans expire, either stick with the username you have or talk to Sannse about changing it. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:50, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
edit Sammy Man... Are You Spoofing Me Again??
- Yo, Knit, Baby! You is
notfunny ATALLWAYS. -- knit this knot, babe. You must have dissed that plan on someMY other Admin's talk page. This kind of shit will get you noeverywhere and get you there fast. I say, start a page under "Tom Weedy," aka Sherrif of Knottin'am, who emigrated tofrom Ingland fromto Dentyne, TX to start a new career stealingstealing IP addresses, huh? Now that would be funny.--126.96.36.199 02:25, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
- Yo, Knit, Baby! You is
edit Please DESTROY all evidence re: Orange Socks
Two Days Forty-eight Hours to Go
According to the book of Revelations the end time is near and coming in only two days. Is there some kind of public count-down? I mean, really? Images? I don't even have photoshop and gimp never worked for me. Can't any of you admins (hint: LOL vandalz, Lollipop!!!???) think of something more creative? I have to say I'm really underwhelmed at this point. --Samuel Clemens 13:34, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- Surprisingly, i'm not an admin. Neither is 'LOL vandalz'. Would an admin get banned for creating multiple socks and pretending to be from ED? -- - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:43, April 12, 2011 (UTC)